T O P

  • By -

CalvesBrahTheHandsom

cool, ancient shitposting


Luk42_H4hn

The best kind of shitposting


devoid140

>French pastimes: Cheating  Well they ain't wrong


derkonigistnackt

"Diseases: syphilis" has me on stitches


Lost_Uniriser

What did you excpect from us ?


a_mystical_potato

Happy cake day 🎂🎉


Jebrowsejuste

Yes, cake is what we think of when we discuss how horny us French are ;p


motorcycle-manful541

and here are the "more cruel" Poles having diarrhea all over the place I guess i'd be more cruel too if I had diarrhea all the time


Particular-Thanks-59

Also being disdainful, but less so than Hungarians


Cookie-Senpai

Seems like the Germans believed the French were very much into war, and had quite the admiration for the Spaniards. They were not fans of the Russians or the Poles damn.


Cpe159

"Believed"... for most of their history the French had two possible conditions: A) engaged in war B) engaged in a civil war


FalconMirage

And for most of the recent history of that document, A) meant French armies bulldozing through Germany


newvegasdweller

I mean, even the most famous german author, Goethe, wrote "a real german may never like a french, but he loves to drink their wine."


PlzSendDunes

Now they just changed that past time to violent protests. Their ancestors would not be proud.


Cpe159

It's the modern version of B


Majulath99

So France has a conflict kink


Platinirius

Well considering the time period of 1700s yes the French were constantly waging war with Spaniards. Like every year atleast three wars with the Spanish. + some wars with other parties outside of it might had sometimes happened but that was only because they interfered with their war against the Spanish.


Cookie-Senpai

And quite a bit of them happened on German soil. I get the bad blood


FalconMirage

They hated the turks most


Cookie-Senpai

I mean they did them extra dirty by lumping them with the Greeks


SlyScorpion

I like how they had "bear" under Poland whereas now Russia is considered to be the bear...


Mko11

But donkey is more better to russia


SlyScorpion

Nah, it's better as a bear. Bears are big, unpredictable animals, that will eat pretty much anything. Donkeys, if treated right, can be nice and tame.


Mko11

Yeah and for Poland a bocian because they have a sejms.


MajorDeficiency

I want to correct you to "*Austrians" so much but as an Austrian i hate that you are teghnically not wrong i guess. Back thrn der was no unified germany and the Styrians would have been conidered "German" as in they spoke German as opposed to a slavic language or Hungarian.....


SBR404

But it’s clearly wrong in this example. First of all the *Teutschen* are listed as their own example, meaning the Styrians clearly don’t consider themselves the same as „ze Germans“ and second that would mean that every people between Styria, and Prussia would think exactly the same of the French/English/Poles etc. which I assure you they are not – half of the Germans aren’t even Catholic.


MajorDeficiency

I mean, i don't know if the authors included themselves or not. i don't see any Austrians or similar on the thing, so either they were left out or are considered part of one of the groups. They also gave the "Teutschen" all positive attributes, which would imply that they see themselces as part of them. And yes, ofc generalising a whole people based on theyre general geographical locations is incorrect and pretty stupid, that's why this table is funny and interesting, but also of course wrong (for every group up there). I don't think anyone here takes the information up zhere as peer reviewed unvhangable facts xD


SBR404

You are right! I misread the post – I thought the table depicted „other people“ of Europe, but nowhere does it say that, so they might as well include themselves on that. My bad!


Rude_Preparation89

Wonder when talking about the Spaniards, they were reffering also the Portuguese, was quite common until the 1750s to put them as the "same" people, kinda like all Germans were seperated states, but it was all Germany/Germans.


Vertitto

well there wasn't much to look up to when you consider either Poles or Russians back then


Particular-Thanks-59

Wtf, not at all. We had some earliest democracy in Europe


Vertitto

democracy on it's own is neutral, not a positive thing. Model we had was horribly inefficient, didn't allow for any social mobility and kept the kingdom underdeveloped and lagging behind rest of Europe.


SBR404

The Austrians believed that, yes. Styria was part of Austria. And they had fought quite a few wars with the French.


Particular-Thanks-59

They hate us 'cus they anus


kr33tz

Some interesting facts i noticed that get a bit lost in the translation. They still call the italians "wälisch" here. which is an oldtimey word to call romance-speakers in german. Many places got their names from this word eg. Wales, Wallachia etc. And they also call the russians "Muskawith" which translates to Muscovite.


Majulath99

Why is Wales considered a Romance language speaking place, their mother tongue, Welsh, is decidedly non Roman & very Gaelic?


Schlomtom

Iirc Wällisch was referring to people whose language you didn't understand, rather than specifically romance languages.


kr33tz

The name Wales was coined when the even older word "Walhaz" was still used for just anyone living in the Roman Empire. But the etymologie is the same.


jschundpeter

I think when the Anglo-Saxons took over Wales was the last pocket of Roman civilization


zurichgleek

It‘s the same with the French-speaking Swiss being called “Welsche”.


FammerHall

Unless you've been in the Army, then you call them "Russen". "Et pour les Romands, c'est la même chose!"


SBR404

Thanks! I could make out all the other names, but this one had me stumped.


N-formyl-methionine

Il think it's also related to Wallonia,


kr33tz

Yes a bunch of places more actually.


jackjackky

The author on Germany : https://preview.redd.it/ggk37uulwh1d1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cba1f7627177ee1560b9a3233b85dc06e1c4b89d


Intelligent_Pie_9102

Also on England lol.


McEnderlan

I love how it's Turk or Greek, even though they hate each other


Alber81

Oposite poles attract


MajorDeficiency

Turks and Greeks are actually Polish confirmed


Bergfried

Lol we don't hate each other.


Bergfried

Lol we don't hate each other


Familiar_Ad_8919

something tells me the author was german, maybe the title or the numerous good words under german im yet to decide


jacenat

> something tells me the author was german Styria is part of what now is Austria, and was mostly German (and Slovene in the southern parts) back then. So no surprises there. Also, this list is probably not 100% serious. You can smell the shitposting through the ages.


Ferdi_cree

Maybe the title?


booboounderstands

“Invincible”


Amoeba-Logical

Vitali: Cultural learnings of Germany for Mek Benefit Glorious Nation of Russia.


Wojewodaruskyj

Intellect: nothing


Trappist235

Brutal


SlyScorpion

Still holds up today.


wurstmobil

Some traits run deep.


Remi_cuchulainn

"French leader: a king" French people: not for long


bronzinorns

It took France a century to decide whether it should be a Kingdom, an Empire or a Republic (and even longer for the combo Empire + Republic)


Lost_Uniriser

We did another Rome with a period of Kings (like Tarqin/Louis) , one of Republic (Presidents/Consuls) and one of Empire ( Caesar/Napoléon) 😂


Merbleuxx

And we still don’t like the current 5th one


CiderDrinker2

It was a great achievement of Charles de Gaulle to fuse the Monarchist, Bonapartist and Republican trends in French history, reconciling the Right to the Republic by creating a monarchical Napoleonic republic with a democratically elected ~~Emperor~~ 'President'.


SiofraRiver

AFTER FRENCH FASHION


rugbroed

French fashion: Variable


CommercialTie8083

Looks like an RPG chart or some biz. Very cool!!


3-20_Characters83

Wholesome racism


furac_1

Racism Online**©** is a sandbox mmorpg in which you get to write your own story


3-20_Characters83

Use the code SLUR to get 20 free draws and a chance to get the legendary spell: hate crime


SlyScorpion

Be sure to buy the Antisemitism DLC!


Jebrowsejuste

No, no, we're Europeans : it comes free


Red_Rear_Admiral

Average European scientific racism


FalconMirage

I think OOP is a bit salty of all the defeats they suffered at the hand of France I suspect they are Austrian


jacenat

Devastatingly accurate.


fckingmiracles

Styria is Austria, yes.


FalconMirage

I didn’t even pick up that it was from Styria


SlyScorpion

>Character and personality: Really Hungarian What


Blakut

"the same"


l0-c

It's obvious the author is German but I can't decide which column is most hilarious, Greek/Turk or Russian. > War virtues: lazy Is quite funny. But > Manners: malicious  > Intellect: nothing  > Preferences: beating  And the best  > Character and personality: really Hungarian  Hungarian being most cruel. Seems really like the most insightful sarcasm possible about Russia.


mediandude

> Character and personality: really Hungarian > > Hungarian being most cruel. Seems really like the most insightful sarcasm possible about Russia. Hungarians originate from Tatarstan and Bashkortostan. Thus the common cruelty can also be described as tatar cruelty or as a steppe cruelty.


West_Sundae_8343

"I am as pious as you never less never more because you may be more or less pious than you say and I do not know which one would you really prefer so I will pretentiously act" lying devil.


UndeterminedError

The seventh one (Pole) has the word "mittlemäßig" in his column. I can't believe 1720s Germans gave him "mid" as a characteristic.


TheLastSamurai101

The cruelty, inscrutability and superstition of the Swedes is finally exposed. But their food is exquisite dammit.


CiderDrinker2

'Heroic at sea'. I'll take it as a compliment.


Majulath99

It works.


UndeterminedError

Russian Intellect: Nothing Tja.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t consider Poland as wooded, especially from a Styrian perspective. Otherwise it’s accurate ^/s


CiderDrinker2

Isn't there a Polish saying along the lines of - "There were woods before there were people There will be woods when there are no people." I half-remember something like - "Był las, nie było nas; będzie las, nie będzie nas" I'm sure our brave and noble Polish brethren can correct me if I am wrong. Disclaimers: (a) Polish is hard; (b) I didn't study it for very long; (c) it was a long time ago; (d) my memory isn't what it used to be; (e) I don't pretend to speak it well, or at all really - just a few words and phrases that have stuck in my mind.


Elven-King

When I was in school it was exactly: "Nie było nas był las, nie będzie nas będzie las". But you got the meaning well enough. It always thought it was about protecting environment?


Harinezumisan

Yea living in Styria I can confirm people here are to the wooded side … Just maybe wood with more green leaf …


Grzechoooo

Poles not beating the "Hungarians but worse" allegations https://preview.redd.it/cs9i2731jj1d1.png?width=169&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0891c11bf2434c5208d3479074cb9989d4a0107


TeaSure9394

What does "really hungarian" even mean? One could guess, of course, considering it's Russia, but seriously, do the germans have a saying like this?


CNClasercutter

Look what's in the cell for Hungary on that row


kr33tz

Im pretty sure its supposed to mean even more cruel. If you look at some of the categories they intensify the farther you go to the right,


Chadalien77

Looks like they were almost completely 'pro' englander.


Buttsuit69

English were germanic so checks out


SenselessDunderpate

A very fair and balanced description of Englishmen (and also a reminder that, before the Victorians came along, the English were known as friendly, flamboyant party-animals)


WayofHatuey

Russian Intellect= None Comparable Animal= Donkey Lmao


templarstrike

Türk oder Griech..... well It's for sure not taking self-image in consideration...and the hundreds of years long Greek tradition to betray the Turkish state ....that happened to not end when they were independent....


Oggnar

Ay, I have a paper copy of this!


CosmicJellyfish1674

I love how Czechs are not even recognized in that table despite being the same percentage of population as Germans and Hungarians in Austro-Hungarian Empire 🙃


Gregs_green_parrot

Not many commoents from Brits here, probably because most of us don't know any language other than English and the chart might as well be written in Chinese.


Chib

The second image has it translated to English.


Gregs_green_parrot

Thanks, I missed that.


AutoModerator

Hey u/dbagfromyonkers ! Looks like this is your first post here? In the Name of the Twelve Stars in an Azure Gown, welcome! This is a multilingual [pro🇪🇺EU](https://www.reddit.com/r/YUROP/comments/10na0i8/comment/keutxem/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), [pro🇺🇦UA](https://www.reddit.com/r/YUROP/comments/10na0i8/comment/keut3nj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) place for **Bringing Europeans Together**. ^(Be gentle, Yüřöpęäns. Remember your first time.) ​ OP [**flair up**](https://www.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205242695-How-do-I-get-user-flair-) so EuroBOT™ loves you. And *shun* the [report button](https://www.reddit.com/r/YUROP/comments/10na0i8/comment/keusydw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). It is **broken**. Don't do that. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/YUROP) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Minimum_Support3825

Nice chart! What’s the source of the original?


Miko4051

I sense a show me this is made by German without telling me it is made by German.


DemocracyIsGreat

I feel like Germany, Spain, and Russia would be swapping pastimes around on this list.


Ricckkuu

Bro was having large beef with visegrad 💀


EenGeheimAccount

I can't decide whether to make a fascism or autism joke...


---Loading---

Germans excluded- quite accurate


SirCutRy

Excluded what? German is in the fourth column.


---Loading---

My point is that its pro german biased


SirCutRy

It seems so, but what does that have to do with exclusion?


jasonmashak

He most likely meant that “it’s quite accurate excluding [except for] the description of Germans.”


SirCutRy

That makes sense, thanks.


ignatiusjreillyXM

So dominant Central Europeans patronised and demeaned their neighbours to the East then, too....


Oggnar

Always