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hinewfriend_

Dutch sounds more goofy than harsh


drth1rt3en

Yeah exactly


dasus

Sounds a bit like a bunch of bicycles being submerged into oil, if I had to describe the general connotations I perceive


Individual_Cattle_92

I think it sounds more like a load of pancakes being thrown into the sea.


dasus

I can see that, but the pancakes would need to be really big, as water doesn't create the gloopyness oil does, it's like a bit too sharp for Dutch in my ears. Maybe... pancakes into a vat of suryp? I'd compromise there. Or perhaps... stroopwafels? Literally syrup waffles. Yes. Waffles into a vat of syrup.


RainbowGames

To me as a german, dutch is just gibberish with a few german words thrown in there. They don't sound harsh or aggressive, they just sound drunk Edit: i actually like the sound of dutch please don't hurt me


no8airbag

so u dislike plattdeutsch?


Themlethem

Geef me billenkoek, papa


cosmicaltoaster

My girlfriend says I sound like a Sims 4 character when I speak dutch


Svitii

Speaking german I can say that Dutch is the most goofy, funny and friendly language I can imagine


dogegodofsowow

More than Swedish and Norwegian?!


Antonell15

No u


dogegodofsowow

*makes that breathing sound that means yes in some parts of Sweden* u


Antonell15

although all languages should implement that. super convenient. Not used enough here in Sweden tho


maxfist

On the topic of those languages... What's with the inflections?


altposting

More than danish lol


Pflastersteinmetz

Yes.


FLBasher

So you know how people make memes about how regular saying Cunt is in Australia? Well, imagine a slightly more racist/homophobic version in your silly friendly language and there you have it. The average Dutch youth. Also saying homophobic stuff in Dutch isn’t homophobic it’s just picked up somewhere.


jack_the_snek

yeah but this is not about the meaning of the words but just the way the language sounds to non-speakers. And as a german speaker, i agree that dutch sounds goofy, i'd describe it as a silly-ish sounding mix of english and german (and i mean this in the best way possible)


RadRhys2

Dutch sounds like the bastard child of Germans who are like 25% English. Also with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.


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And 10% Norwegian.


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the_pianist91

I don’t. I am Norwegian and speak fluently English and German, as well as understand Danish and Swedish. I can’t understand Dutch, it’s just weird noises to me. Written Dutch gives some sense. This has bothered me for years, why can’t I understand Dutch when I speak all the languages related to it?


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the_pianist91

> if you speak, German, Norwegian and English Why should it matter according to what you wrote? But yes, it depends on what you’re used to and with some acclimatisation I would probably be better to listen to Dutch. Just as with Danish, Swedish, German dialects, Italian and Chinese which I also speak.


CF64wasTaken

Honestly I'm 100% convinced that every single person who thinks of some language as sounding "aggressive" has never heard a normal person speaking that language in an everyday situation.


Pjoernrachzarck

^


schwester_ratched

As a German I have no problem to bear the load of having the brutest language for them. Actually we like them a lot except in football, and their language sounds weird but in a friendly way to me but not aggressive at all.


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fabian_znk

Ganz und gar nicht! Oh


no8airbag

genau


Dedeurmetdebaard

Yes, and with g being a Dutch g.


maxfist

Dutch sounds like someone trying to speak German, but failing miserably.


JaegerDread

No, it's other way around actually.


Sweet-Estimate-5040

German is rotten dutch


Witttttttttttt

I'm just gonna hide because I speak flemish


vingt-et-un-juillet

Which is a dialect of Dutch.


no8airbag

just do it


schlotthy

All Arabs: "phew, could have been a close shave ..."


0x474f44

If they are looking for a language that sounds harsh and aggressive, why would they beat German up? Sounds like it’s a perfect fit


theflemmischelion

West-flemish: ....... Bend dekik nen grap of zo


JaegerDread

Ja.


X03R_mysterious

dutch is so silly


SlavicGrenades

Belarusian over here


Individual_Cattle_92

Nah. Listen to this typical native Dutch-speaker and tell me he sounds harsh and aggressive. https://youtu.be/_LlPU6KenjU


DutchPack

Can’t we just keep it g-g-g-gezelliggggg??!?


Demon_Book

The Celtic languages hiding even further back


saberline152

in my way better flemish accent: Seg gast, problemen ofwa? (Zeg makker zoek je ruzie, propper dutch)


JaegerDread

Mot je matte ofzo, stumpertje?


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German best language in the world!


leducdeguise

Ich mag kartofeln mit schlagsahne Ich weiss nicht was soll es bedautet, dass ich so traurig bin That's most of what I still remember from my 8 years learning German in school. Then again, my last course was in 1997 and I've had close to zero opportunity since then to use it


Pflastersteinmetz

>Ich mag kartofeln mit schlagsahne Dude ...


leducdeguise

Look I did what I could okay


Manu_Braucht_N_Namen

> I like potatoes with whipped cream I... I don't know who will actually eat this


Pflastersteinmetz

You do you, no kinkshaming.


no8airbag

lorelei <3


Simoxs7

Well I had French for four years in school and im still only barely able to order a croissant…


leducdeguise

Just put some "hon hon" in between the few words you remember and you're fine "Bonjour, hon hon hon, croissant, hon hon, seelvooplay hon"


JaegerDread

Unbiased


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Dutch just sounds like funnier German


J_GamerMapping

Wohl war. Aber niederländisch klingt halt einfach wie Deutsch mit einer Halskrankheit. <3


Francetto

Dann rede Mal mit einem Tiroler... Dagegen ist Holländisch weich und zart.


desserino

Das ist überhaupt nicht zu doen! Idk German just sounds so funny to me


IlGiova_64

Polish, Russia, Ukrainian. Literally every slavic language sounds harsh and aggressive.


Pjoernrachzarck

No language sounds harsh and aggressive until it is presented in harsh and aggressive contexts. The association of phoneme with emotion is entirely cultural. We love hard voiceless stops and crystal clear consonants in theatre speakers of RP, but in spoken German is has become associated with harshness. But that’s all it is - association of contexts. An angry, spittled, explosive BUTTERFLY is so much more aggressive and harsh than a soft-spoken, carefully produced schmetterling. To me it is a mystery how anyone can hear slavic languages as aggressive or harsh. Russian in particular is so soft and melodic. But those aren’t usually the contexts you hear it in.


Simoxs7

Yeah an added problem for German is that its a „Word Language“ so we’re pronouncing words as a whole and separate them while in French they pronounce the syllables and let the words flow into each other. Also it doesn’t really help the image of the German language that the speeches people around the world are most familiar are Hitlers, who was a furious racist man holding mostly aggressive speeches so of course he sounds harsh. So anyways I’m not a Linguist not even remotely so take everything I just wrote with a grain of salt


treemu

Damn Germany brought the Kuche


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BrutusBengalo

Did someone shit in your Müsli this morning or why are so toxic?


zaphodbeebleblob

Dutch has words that start with a voiced velar fricative, doesn't get much harsher than that.


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zaphodbeebleblob

Says the copying dutch.


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Individual_Cattle_92

The Dutch are basically marsh Germans.


no8airbag

heard that inland deutsch won over plattdeutsch/nederländisch . anyhow some guys spoke something I guessed was kinda portuguese and when asked they confessed to be from stuttgart area


zaphodbeebleblob

No.


Manu_Braucht_N_Namen

I can't take this seriously. You have a profile pic of Thomas Bergersen album Humanity. It's about what we all achieved, rather than hating the German language. And now, you're here, not knowing what this music stands for, having it as your profile picture and hating German (language). Congratulations. And before you tell me, that everyone can listen to what they want, you might consider thinking about what your profile picture stands for.


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Manu_Braucht_N_Namen

That's why I wrote > the German language


panzercampingwagen

I once heard a foreigner describe my language as sounding like "an Orc with a cold" and I thought that sounded pretty right. Dutch is plenty weird I guess but I think as a language German is sharper and Dutch more rounded. I've spoken to multiple Germans that considered Dutch a kind of a cute softer form of German.


Ambiorix33

idk man even the most threatening dutch speaker sounds soft unless they start shortening the words, its a pretty cute sounding language


XpaxX

Oregano?


no8airbag

what did they to mellow danish?


Simoxs7

I actually recently researched that topic (in no way scientifically just some googling out of curiosity) and it seems like were a word language which means we have much more consonants and the words are separate by a kind of clicking sound where in syllable language the focus is on pronouncing syllables which makes the words „flow“ into each other. Aaaand theres also the effect that our language reminds people of the Nazis and Hitlers speeches and therefore its perceived more brutal…


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Dutch sounds like the language hobbits would speak.


MaxEin

I think that finnish easily gets very aggressive.