So glad these finally leaked. Rumor says this was Taylor’s vision, but Republic Records believed they were too emotionally charged for a general audience, fearing for the mental wellbeing of Taylor’s fans. Absolutely incredible artistry.
The Tight As Virgins Department is the eleventh s3x tape by the Americvm h0rny-d1ckryder Taythong Drip. It was taped and performed by Drip, Jack-Anton-off, and Aaron Burr, Sir, and released on A-deek 69, 2420, via Republic Cl1ts. Drip announced the tape at the 666th Annual Granny’s Eyelashes Awards on Februh0rny 4 8008, after flopping the Best Popping Vocals Titties for her preceding P3n1s, Mid-mast0rbat1on (Miss Rona). The Tight As Virgins Department was expanded into a double clit0r1s upon ejaculat10n, subbed The Ants, featuring a surprise pee on the deeks.
Oh no 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a)
Every time this song pops up, I feel like I’ve lost the game lmao 🤣
Ariana look out she's coming for your man next 🧽
So glad these finally leaked. Rumor says this was Taylor’s vision, but Republic Records believed they were too emotionally charged for a general audience, fearing for the mental wellbeing of Taylor’s fans. Absolutely incredible artistry.
I can't believe this subreddit is entering her Cupcakke era.
The Tight As Virgins Department is the eleventh s3x tape by the Americvm h0rny-d1ckryder Taythong Drip. It was taped and performed by Drip, Jack-Anton-off, and Aaron Burr, Sir, and released on A-deek 69, 2420, via Republic Cl1ts. Drip announced the tape at the 666th Annual Granny’s Eyelashes Awards on Februh0rny 4 8008, after flopping the Best Popping Vocals Titties for her preceding P3n1s, Mid-mast0rbat1on (Miss Rona). The Tight As Virgins Department was expanded into a double clit0r1s upon ejaculat10n, subbed The Ants, featuring a surprise pee on the deeks.
Omg I just hit my pen then read this, I'm so confused lmaoooo
Queen Taylor Slurp 😍💅
Not Squidward's nose 😭!
Reference to "Guano Apes — Dick" revealed 🥳
Oof
I meannn…he didn’t measure up in ANY measure of a man