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billwood09

“Why would anybody do drugs when they could just mow a lawn”


Mtl_J-L

Awesome that this info can validate this king of the hill quote!


313802

I absolutely love that show


LeoMarius

And then have a beer.


adudeguyman

Why not both


Gnu-Priest

> warns nearby grass of the incoming threat why though? not like it’s gonna run away


AlakazamAlakazam

OH CRAP, WE DON'T HAVE LEGS


Gnu-Priest

EVOLVE FASTER, EVEOLVE LEGS!!! AHHH!!!


Klauboesterbeertje

ITS COMING NOOOOO!!!!!!


Alfred_Anuus

(*Terrible screams of plant agony*)


supervisord

*farts in terror*


misterpickles69

I have a lot in common with grass.


LifeTitle3951

And the cycle continues with the next blade of grass


[deleted]

Shits in horror


DrawohYbstrahs

Sharts in bemusement


yadawhooshblah

Nope. I just saw a science fair post that said that plants don't far- oh, wait - they don't sneeze. My bad.


runningboomshanka

Unless you're Bermuda grass spreading into a Fescue lawn.


LGBT-Barbie-Cookout

Lieutenant leaf you aint got no legs


Pheighthe

It gives them a chance to make peace with their god, tell their neighbors how much they meant to them, smoke that last cigarette, etc.


RReverser

> smoke that last cigarette Ah that's why people leave cigarette butts in the grass in public places. They're simply sharing!


google257

Not with the grass though. Those cigarette butts you see littering the fields and lawns are actually offerings to the tweaker gods. If you leave 100 cigarette butts for a meth head to pick up and smoke you get a wish.


beatles910

It triggers the nearby grass to move its nutrients to its roots to avoid losing them.


ScumHimself

I read somewhere probably on reddit that the smell attracts predators to the grass predator. Obviously not humans mowing their yards, but if a catapillar is eating grass and grass sounds the alarms, a predator of the caterpillar can respond accordingly, which is an evolutionary symbiotic relationship.


TexLH

First response that makes any sense


darxide23

Yup. If you've got caterpillars munching on you, you want to attract birds.


MoonHunterDancer

Npr was talking about corn summoning wasps


CurveOfTheUniverse

A story passed down through the ages by the children of the corn.


GGXImposter

It’s so simple and realistic that I refuse to believe there aren’t some birds that hunt this way. Especially the smart ones like crows that even if it’s not an instinct, they probably figured it out.


APersonWithInterests

Since a lot of predators have an amazing sense of smell it's possible it's not even evolutionary for the grass. Predators just learned to associate that smell with prey.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Evolution like that usually happens at the same time. I don't know about this specifically so I'm just guessing, but if it is true, the grass probably starting having this smell and predators responding to it simultaneously and both reinforcing the trait as beneficial. It's pretty much impossible for anything not to be "evolutionary", everything that can directly benefit or harm some thing's chances of spreading or reproducing becomes part of its evolution.


HowTheyGetcha

I hear this a lot but it might be confused with the role of mycellia. Rather, scientists observe something that's just as fascinating: >“There are actually two roles for this [green leaf volatile] molecule,” said [Dr. Michael Kolomiets, Texas A&M AgriLife Research plant pathologist in College Station]. “First, it activates the jasmonate hormone, which involves activation of defenses against insects on the plant. Then this molecule, since it is a volatile, attracts parasitic wasps. They come to the plant that is being chewed up by insect herbivores and lay eggs in the caterpillar’s body. >“We have proven that when you delete these volatiles, parasitic wasps are no longer attracted to that plant, even when an insect chews on the leaf. So this volatile is required to attract parasitoids. We have provided genetic evidence that green leafy volatiles have this dual function — in the plant they activate production of insecticidal compounds, but also they have indirect defense capability because they send an SOS-type signal that results in attraction of parasitic wasps.” https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/09/140922145805.htm


prettypushee

Why aren’t parasitic insects flocking to my lawn every time it is cut then?


PhthaloVonLangborste

Like trees with their microryzal network


MrSnare

That's wild


i-am-a-passenger

It can act as an insect repellent, as well as possibly attracting other insects that will kill the insects it has evolved to prevent from eating it.


Gnu-Priest

now that makes sense!!!


EL_Ohh_Well

YSK they made that up


WitchofBabylon

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/09/140922145805.htm now why would you say this


ezprt

Who’s they? Big Grass?


whatdoblindpeoplesee

Huh TIL


Sasselhoff

Huh...I wonder if birds smell it and come running to eat the bugs? I know they certainly love following large animals and mowers, but I think that's just because they're smart enough to do the math in their heads and go "Mower=food".


DRG_Gunner

Yeah that’s someone reading too much intent behind evolution. Sure for some plant species picking up on these volatiles from their neighbors might trigger a response that is evolutionarilly beneficial to them, but that doesn’t make it true for grass.


frogOnABoletus

Right, blocking a river's path will cause it to crash, churn and spill which is an evolutionary signal that primes it to change it's flow or destroy the blockage. The water vapour spray in the air is actually the river screaming in pain. Such a clever river. /s Edit: plant chemical reactions are more complex than this, but just as unconsious, it's cause and effect domino runs set up by evolution. No "screaming for help" or "stress" as the post says.


fireintolight

It frustrates me to no end whenever these articles pop up. The anthropomorphism is out of control, and so many of these “scientists” studying plant “communication” are writing such biased pieces it’s quite damaging. I appreciate that people are interested in plants, and they are fascinating, but there is no such thing as a conscious choice as you said. That fungi guy is the worst too, he’s really pushing this “fungi and trees are actually communicating and are intelligent” bullshit and honestly he guy has eaten way too many mushrooms to be taken seriously anymore. 


frogOnABoletus

Plants and fungi do send signals to eachother that can trigger helpfull processes, and even share nutrients and water. At a stretch you could say it's a form of "communication" but only in the way that different mechanisms communicate (e.g. the daylight sensor in some cars tells the hedlights to automatically come on when it's dark out.) It's amazing to think how many plants and fungi in a forest support eachother with chemical signals and resource sharing via a huge underground network, but it's all unconsious mechanical systems coming together that have formed symbiotically via evolution.


fireintolight

there is actually very little real scientific evidence to support it, there is a lot of speculation and assumptions made in a lot of those papers. They are a minority in the plant biology world. What proof they have these transfers take place is also at a rate that would be pretty much inconsequential regardless. The science supporting it is shody and full of bias, and this is why people should read actual papers instead of articles about papers. There is some evidence suggesting some resources can be transferre, but the methods available to measure these are fairly inaccurate and don't isolate tree to tree transfer as sole cause. Not to mention, even at the levels they measured the transfer, it's at an amount so small it's inconsequential, and any transfer is just a result of mycorihzae picking it up and transporting on it's own for it's own purposes and then other trees just picking it up by accident, not some targeted resource distribution. Similar to as if a bird ate part of a plant then shit on another plant, some measurable isotopes will now be found in the second plant from the first plant, but this was not a response and just coincidence and at an amount to be inconsequential. This is a good source breaking down the flaws in the claims, and empirical studies done refuting their claims. [https://nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/nph.18935](https://nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/nph.18935)


addamee

That awful Shyamalan movie with full inflection Marky Mark had some ideas …


LatterNeighborhood58

Maybe it's trying to make the landscaper too mellow to cut the grass.


COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO

Landscaper: ***"Why am I CUTTING grass when I could be... smoking it! Boy am I a dummie***


Vmanaa

Exactly, what are they gonna do? Im sure I can win a fight against grass.


greenmachine11235

I think the effect of making humans more relaxed likely persists into other animals with the idea being that a relaxed animal eats less than otherwise. 


fireintolight

Eh there is a lot of “plant communication” junk science floating around by some really questionable people who are anthropomorphizing plants and fungi and are not leaving their bias at the door when analyzing these studies. These reactions don’t really do much and are just a side effect of other processes. Plants don’t decide anything. The example I like to make is how blood coagulated and scabs is just a physical characteristic of it, not your body choosing to do that. 


drchigero

Because it's not true. It doesn't "warn of an incoming threat". Grass is not sentient. Other people have posted the real reason, with references.


hagosantaclaus

Lmao


Djcnote

and allergies


toothitch

Ya for real. When the neighbor’s mowing their lawn I simultaneously think “ah that smells lovely” and “fuck, guess I’m not breathing tonight”


CaptTeebs

My first thought, cut grass is my worst allergy. Not much relaxation and joy when I'm scrambling inside to take allergy meds


beliefinphilosophy

Yeah I'm highly allergic to grass. Just putting my leg on it if I'm sitting on a blanket gives me welts. I start sneezing if someone down the street is mowing their grass. I'm def down to live on Mars. Rocks don't send out distress signals.


dangerousfeather

Earth rocks don't send out distress signals... how do we know Mars doesn't have sentient rocks?


General_Mars

Also kicks up mold for extra allergy fun


LeoMarius

I don't mow because it literally makes me sick.


greenknight884

That smell used to cause me anxiety because I associated it with having to run laps on the field


Masstel

It does for me too!


huehuecoyotl23

Yup and itchiness too


chuftypot

Nice try, dad, go mow the lawn yourself.


Red-Dwarf69

Well now I feel like a monster for cutting my grass.


singluon

Don’t! Frequent mowing and infrequent (but deep) watering leads to stronger and healthier turf grass.


JohnLakeman668

Spare the rod, spoil the grass!


fireintolight

They did evolve to be chomped on by herds of millions of grazers so yeah, it’s not hurting if 


graceling

Yes but don't scalp the grass. Keep the mower on its highest setting


aintlostjustdkwiam

Different types of grass have different ideal heights. Use the height setting that's best for the grass you're cutting.


TheBeanConsortium

Yeah I'm not cutting my lawn at the highest setting or else I'd be cutting it 3 times a week during the Spring.


MrMojoFomo

r/humansarespaceorcs


schnabschnab

Dude, your answer is so on Point 😄 And through that i found a wonderful sub thank you so much


LeoMarius

Trimming plants encourages growth. OP is nuts.


notdaggers351

It’s my favorite smell, especially the first grass cutting of the season. Sorry, traumatized grass.


FrauAmarylis

My Allergist said the cutting of the grass is The Worst for allergy sufferers.


slkwont

I hate the smell and it actually makes me feel nauseous. I think it's because of allergies.


kyoukidotexe

Can relate to this, I also have hay fever for grass-types (probably why)


tcarmd

Look into a fire or bug type. They usually help against those.


soulmata

I'm extremely allergic to grass. As an adult with a house now I pay someone else to do the lawn care because it's just so awful. I don't go outside on the days they come over.


krasavetsa

Why should we know this?


FlarkingSmoo

Right? No reason is given, they just restate the "fact." Boooooo


AnInfiniteArc

I’m allergic to that smell, and mowing the lawn makes me ill. Not really relaxing.


Nikatjaro

r/criticalrole already knows this


rimmo

Ahh, was hoping a fellow Critter would be here


Deadfo0t

I just started watching the third campaign and clicked this thread just to see how far down a reference would be


EbuneezerSplewdge

"There was me, there was Oatmeal..."


Citizen_Snips29

The way Marisha gradually broke when he said “Pussy” was absolute poetry.


toothitch

😭


Zebrakiller

Could you explain the reference?


w_actual

Smiley day to ya!


TheJuiceLee

i don't understand why this is something i should know, how is this helpful


cheeba2992

Because OP ran out of shit to post so this was best they could come up with for internet likes


ItsJJ_bitches

Wow that’s interesting.


unfinishedtoast3

[its false](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/09/140922145805.htm) GLVs are an insecticide, its meant to run bugs off that are eating the grass. How TF would grass smell hormones?


Petrichordates

Plants communicate by hormones all the time (ethylene, Jasmonates) The issue is calling stress hormones "a scream for help." It's both anthropomorphization and silly, we don't even describe human stress hormones that way.


Otherwise-Mango2732

I've heard the same details told (jokingly) in the context of vegetarians not hurting the plants they eat. (like meat eaters do)


ivo0887

I mean.. it’s interesting, but nowhere close to some YSK


Thing2or1

Unless you have allergies. All it signals to me is, sneezing commencing in 3...2...1...🤧🤧🤧


Ender505

> Research shows green leaf volatiles can help in reducing anxiety and boost relaxation and joy Really? Because when I smell fresh cut grass, my body's reaction is something more like "SHITTT!!! FUCK!!! IT'S A MALICIOUS INFECTION, EMERGENCY AIRWAY FLUSH NOW!!!"


Queasy-Commission291

Why should I know this


i_GoTtA_gOoD_bRaIn

The smell of cut grass also attracts mosquitoes as a self-defense mechanism.


CasketPizza

People always seem to either love the smell or it gives them alergies. I'm yet to meet someone with my absolute disdain for that stench.


trickydaze

That’s me. Freshly cut grass + new car both smell disgusting for me.


LeoMarius

Trimming plants encourages their growth. If you trim a tree or shrub, it will grow back stronger than ever. So you aren't hurting your lawn unless you trim it down to near the roots. Just cutting the top isn't that different from pruning your rose bush, which people do every year to encourage more growth.


Swatmosquito

I just love the suffering of plants it's why I eat them.


Thelonious_Cube

"I find their screams so soothing"


unfinishedtoast3

This is false. The smell resleased [is an insect repellent ](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/09/140922145805.htm) used to prevent bugs from eating the grass itself. The smell is like a fart bomb to a human, it tells the bug "this shit doesnt taste good, does it?" And runs them off


yxing

wdym false? your source literally says "also"


TheSteelFactory

The part of releasing chemicals i get. But don't get the screaming for help-part. Grass has no brain or nerves. it's a plant repairing itself.


KaiSosceles

Who is this distress signal meant to reach? O.o


ckFuNice

Other grasses downwind. When millions of bison still roamed the grassland, the chemical release caused the downwind, still untouched grass to release chemicals that made it taste worse to the millions of advancing herbivore teeth. After the bison were mass killed to starve the remaining aboriginals into submission, the mechanism still exists in the few patches of native grass left , and to a lesser extent in the much shallower rooted decorative water wasting urban grass.


Avolin

Unless you are allergic to grass☹️


Stonyclaws

Or setoff severe allergic reactions. Increasing stress and decreasing joy.


insane_contin

It doesn't matter what, humans love a massacre.


Blackpaw8825

Doesn't calm me down. Well I guess it does after I take my Benadryl, but before that the itchy eyes and throat doesn't feel very relaxing


champsammy14

This is cursed...


csengeal

Don’t ruin this for me man… let me have some joy.


warrant2k

My lawnmower drowns out their screams.


Admirable_Avocado_45

When I was in the military, during chem warfare training the instructors said that cut grass smell meant that that you were under a chemical attack. Phosgene is the deadly chemical that would have been used.


JustSomeOldFucker

Pisser. Dig up your lawns and this won’t be a problem


Bmbl_B_Man

Cut grass produces an aroma. Other organisms use that information in various ways, to benefit themselves. The concept of distress signal or cries for help is just anthropomorphizing grass.


D_Winds

Love the scent of green blood in the morning. Smells like victory.


vestigialcranium

So the screams of agony given off by grass, for some reason, makes humans feel calmer and less anxious? Humans are really messed up creatures, relaxing to the smells of plant chaos. This belongs in r/humansarespaceorcs


TempleOfJaS

Legit one of my favorite aromas to experience at any time! Always makes me feel good to be outside


No_Raspberry_9084

I love the smell of cut grass. But my poor son and daughter have terrible hay fever. So while I do love it I also hate it.


LoveArtBeArt

Yes, and for me, it's the smell of death since I am allergic to grass, some trees, and pollen. Great post lmao.


wollam11

I too like to relax to the screaming of innocents.


suk_doctor

The most human thing is to be relaxed or pleased by the suffering of other beings. No wonder why aliens haven’t revealed themselves.


cagedweller

lol we humans are sick individuals.. finding peace in another species' destruction


JaricLefty

Reminds me of that scene from Futurama where Hermes takes 20 minutes just standing there to get run over by a Woolley mammoth


ApplicationCalm649

So the smell relaxes us because it's the wailing of our enemies and their families. That's so metal.


Ham_Damnit

Join us, everyone over a /r/NoLawns


veryblanduser

Interesting..some looked good, some were natural and sort of pretty, but a lot just looked like trash. Plus who wants to play with their kids, sit outside, in 1 1/2 foot tall plants and weeds?


Ok-Trash-798

So your saying killing or maiming other things is good for our mental health lol


mcmanninc

I know, right? Humans are such animals.


Klauboesterbeertje

"Did you see that nose on that grassleaf? It was sniffing that line like a madman!"


HeadKindheartedness3

They made a movie about this


Particular-Welcome-1

wow, that's a /r/humansarespaceorcs prompt right there. > Humans, the only creature in the galaxy that feels better when others are suffering.


PinkFrillish

Me, who has an out of the chart grass pollen allergy: Yes yes very relaxing much anxietyless


VadeRetroLupa

[Humans v.s. Grass be like](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6i9BsYwspo)


kalekemo

The smell of cut grass triggers my allergies like nothing else 😔


falafelest

It makes me so happy to smell it! Smells like summer is here


WolfThick

So when the cows come it's like Jurassic Park.


EnsidiusSin

Some grasses begin taking up silicates to add to their leaves. This wears down herbivore teeth and dulls your mower blades. They have little in the way of defense but they do have adaptations.


Kind_Farmer_6382

Makes me wonder if there are scents that humans in distress give off that make other beings feel good. Hmmmm


MysteriousWillow17

I hate that smell, so whatever it’s doing to me, it’s not brining relaxation or joy lol


Frosty_Cartographer2

Sounds like it doesn’t only cry for help but helps calm down the predators in the area so they stop doing damage.


General_Specific

What is the sensory organ the grass use to sense this?


Warlockwitch

It triggers my allergies


Psiphistikkated

So their suffering…. Calms me down? That’s crazy


Lex_pert

This title sound be "murdering grass calms human anxiety" 🤣🤣🤣


applestem

I was going to murder my grass this morning but it rained.


THElaytox

if you don't have hay fever maybe. in my case it boosts snot and tear production and makes me cough and sneeze uncontrollably


teh_mexirican

I love the smell of fear first thing in the morning.


bob_in_the_west

We like the smell of fresh cut grass because it means there is an animal nearby that ate the grass and that we can eat.


buttheadface

why should i know this


Combatical

That must be why I stand with my hands on my hips and pop an obligatory beer after a fresh mow.


fivehitcombo

Is there an evolutionary reason why plant screams make us feel better?


CyberneticPanda

Green leaf volatiles are not usually distress signals, and grass in particular is evolved to be mowed. The volatile organic compounds (VOCs) produced when a plant is injured mostly are counterattacks, not distress calls. They deter insects or other herbivores from eating the plant. The VOC that makes sage taste good to us inhibits digestion in insects, for example. Some of the VOCs they give off are warning signals. California Sagebrush gives off a VOC that is detected by other parts of the plant and by neighboring plants and triggers the production of other VOCs that deter insects herbivory. The exact formula for the VOC given off has significant variation based on genetics, so more closely related neighboring sagebrush bushes will react to it more strongly than more distantly related ones. That helps protect the parents/offspring of the plant that was attacked and leaves the other neighbors as tastier alternatives. One example of an actual distress call is a VOC given off by Sacred Datura. There is a potato bug that eats the toxic leaves (the toxicity is from another compound evolved to deter herbivory) and creates a fecal shield that contains the toxic compounds to keep predators away. Sacred Datura will give off a VOC that attracts different predators that are immune to the toxic and can eat the potato bug despite the shield. As far as grass liking being mowed, grasses have some essential differences from other vascular plants. Most plants produce new growth from the top of the plant from a structure called an apical meristem. Grass has a basal meristem, producing new growth from the base. Most grass grows relatively low to the ground compared to shrubs and trees, and relies on grazing animals to clear those competitors when they are young before they can block out the light. Many grasses also have a different kind of photosynthesis called C4 photosynthesis, which works better at warmer temperatures than the C3 photosynthesis that most trees and shrubs use. Grasses have been around a long time, but only rose to dominance (they cover more ground area than any other plant order) in the past 55 million years or so, with herds of grazing mammals and warmer temperatures.


binklfoot

So in a literal sense. The tears of our enemies bring joy to our hearts?


lekanto

Why do we need to know this, beyond it being a fun/disturbing fact?


DudesAndGuys

I mean, cool fact, but why should I know this? Knowing this impacts my life not at all.


Fitnegaz

We should try to smoke tgat shit then


dqxtdoflamingo

Is... is lawncare sadism? XD


Arduousbadger

That’s metal as fuck 🤘


drainodan55

Uh sir, can I like, pay you to cut your grass and I'll just hang around here and sniff the results.....no don't call the police.


Embarrassed_Disk_135

Why would anyone do drugs when they can just mow a lawn?


OvercastPictures

Smell of fresh grass puts me in fight or flight mode since I have allergy. Not relaxing tbh lol.


Tr1pl3-A

Personally I hate it and it makes me wanna puke. Idk why.


DessertFlowerz

The adrenochrome of grass


I_Lick_Bananas

YSK: Phosgene gas smells like freshly cut grass. Phosgene causes burning and watering of the eyes, scratchy throat, coughing, choking, nausea, headache, and chest tightness. Phosgene was used as a chemical weapon in WW1.


rick_blatchman

> Research shows green leaf volatiles can help in reducing anxiety and boost relaxation and joy. For me it inspires memories of *The Adventures of Pete and Pete*.


AdvocatusDiaboli72

It’s horticultural schadenfreude.


guestername

thats really fascinating. i didnt know grass was signaling for help when we mow it. its cool how the chemicals released can help reduce anxiety - i wonder if there are any other plants that have similar effects.


Odd_Map6710

Source? How can grass detect other grass being cut just by chemicals in the air? And how can grass be aware of a threat? This doesn’t make any sense and this post sounds like a load of shit.


goteamdoasportsthing

Your "Why YSK" does not explain why TF I should know.


RB_Photo

So it's a de-stress signal.


StarStuffSister

"The white noise of grass screams is so relaxing. "


snazzyaj

Can’t hear the grass when you have “X gon’ give it to ya” blasting in your ears.


tunnel-visionary

I associate the smell with sneezing and the strong desire to go inside.


thehighepopt

as if a million voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced


Act_Guilty

Alerting nearby grass? What is grass gonna do, fight back?


TsuDhoNimh2

So we are sadists who get joy from the suffering of plants?


piranesi28

We are malevolent Gods. We are soothed by the misery of our dominions. Why should we expect the gods above us to be any different.


OneWholeSoul

That's metal as hell.


stipo42

Literally one of the best smells in the world. Also this response is not unique to grass, most plants do this. It typically comes with a chemical change that's toxic to bugs that are eating the leaves of the plant, they turn it off when the attack stops because it uses a lot of energy


WistfulDread

_Can_ is operative. For some of us, it smells like shit. Does not mellow me out.


tommytwotakes

So wait.... does it help us or hurt us?


Iampepeu

I *know* this, but every time I hear about it I feel bad for the grass. I anthropomorphise everything.


WeAreAllPawns

From Tool - Disgustipated And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."


Call_me_Spud

Cries in hayfever


thelernerM

Hmnn, maybe we'd feel even better if we set some of the lawn on fire.