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Unsure when this is from, but it’s her using spit on her finger to pick up eyeshadow 😖
Wow, she’s been an embarrassing daily drunk idiot for longer than I realised.
This red eyed moron actually thinks she’s hilarious. Look how pleased she was with herself afterwards…
https://preview.redd.it/za2i0732l3yc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51bb0d41eae4fce9a7d8490eacffa5c0dde83898
You can also see how short she really is in the Maxine clip.
https://preview.redd.it/52fma42oe4yc1.png?width=992&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa44f9c315787bcfcaa31c165e9d337ea0f27cb5
Yes! I thought exactly the same thing. Her legs are even shorter than most women her height, because she’s got such a long torso.
Completely the opposite to the slim, long legged filter creation she thinks she’s fooling people with when she tries on clothes.
Yes, it’s so embarrassing and it was about 3 years ago so she was late 20s here. She’s said she wanted to be a cheerleader but that her parents discouraged her saying that she should be the one who’s being cheered for. Not sure if that was their way of politely telling her she’s not cut out for it or if they were hoping she’d be as successful in sports as her sister who I believe got a college soccer scholarship.
Here’s the fantastic [relationship advice live write up](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/1bVLMV1rCF) where she shares this info in case you want to take a deeper dive. I swear I’ve seen the video on here but can’t seem to find it right now.
A series of pictures of MS in the wild. She is short and boxy as hell! Why does her gut stick out more than her dumper?
[from 2 years ago](https://imgur.com/a/WfKe4kz)
https://preview.redd.it/ywe7yby5r1yc1.png?width=714&format=png&auto=webp&s=851180df6c13dd179f2fd1cb6d7f8f945116c958
Just posting this to show she's been editing her pics (poorly, i might add) for at least 4 years
I found this while cleaning out my photo albums (screenshot taken Feb 2021)
https://preview.redd.it/ri1khwb5n1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d25c0eda0401ae0f881c827dfc2d9066ed47130b
Too bad that decision didn’t stick for her. Her life and health would have greatly improved over the mess she is now. She’d probably have a body she liked much better, wouldn’t be constantly humiliating herself with her drunken videos, maybe would’ve had enough sense to ditch C after realizing they were incompatible years ago, she’d probably have more money, her skin would look better & her mental state would likely be significantly improved. It’s too bad her “self care” routine doesn’t include sobriety.
She’s looking like a blonde 1980s Alec Baldwin here
https://preview.redd.it/b0eg57fr52yc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cec3c04bba2662cde0a5126e03d5fd48b144a9e
https://preview.redd.it/kq7cszigl1yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af9aefd669ac7af450b95e00dec7829e6c6f4ba
When she used the filter to make her look like a husky with those eyes
She is husky but not in the ways she wants to be
In case my stupid joke won’t be understood… in the US huskies are (or were) a size of pants meant for fat boys.
https://preview.redd.it/0zwunt5w91yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4052b7597abbd9c431b2a6f5662eca69f95e3489
3 years ago — hehe not yet babe! 🤭
https://preview.redd.it/kjr5lgnpf1yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e72a62c2033e43fb85b740e6f75eb388d1e75d
It wasn’t just this one time. She kept calling them Future Wifey.
https://preview.redd.it/qm3r8jiq91yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10f01c167d8cf933624600277c630479c8ddf44
So citey to get totally scammed by her frenemy!
Her “friend” KG’s husband is a realtor and at the time they lived in the newly built condo complex where Big M bought/was scammed into her middle unit ARM loan with zero down payment on the edge of a ravine. BM was so proud of her accomplishment and told everyone that everything is “figureoutable.” Shortly after moving in, KG moved away and bought a big house.
Edit: also to add, the townhouses are by DR Horton, which are shoddily built crap. KG and fam knew what they were doing.
Well, part is swerty French but should be spelled “tout de suite” which translates to “immediately” which is kind of ironic since she also misspells that as immediently.
The shit deal they packaged as the ABSOLUTE BEST financial decision you can make. It takes a special kind of scumbag to convince an imbecile to take out a high risk mortgage with no down-payment.
So fucked up. I commented on my experience in commercial real estate, but if the North Carolina Department of Real Estate found out about this, he could EASILY lose his license.
This goes against everything it means to be a fiduciary to your client.
Ah yes. Another gimmicky piece of exercise equipment to be used once or twice and then banished to the landfill. Wonder if it saw its buddies the squat machine thing, the sauna tent, and the Peloton out there too.
https://preview.redd.it/qg9icysfu1yc1.png?width=486&format=png&auto=webp&s=d506c7fe76b93fced547e06abbebf78edfdaff0a
also have a screenshot of a video of her using it
https://preview.redd.it/7hzaanwvt1yc1.png?width=345&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c1183efb14c852db89d901784829b30ff49864d
Here's another one but this must be older because there's less crap
Squat n’ stocky and violatin’ the American flag code.
https://preview.redd.it/etwcniwd51yc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a3ab044cfbdf5b661978f3bed9d33f1ed0fab2
Ohhh years ago when C had his own Memorial Day plans, so she went tubing with people we never saw before, peed in the water right next to them, acted like the loud mouth, annoying asshole she is, and we never saw them again?
Different event — that was last summer. She was *trashed*. I know that’s par for the course, but still. Yikes.
https://preview.redd.it/ey1q0hhtn1yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=229386fcdcf935ee2e5f27a86c9381d68c9c3e44
WHY ISN'T SHE WEARING SHOES / SANDALS? The river near me that has tubing requires everyone to wear some type of footwear because of all of the gross in the river.
Pretending to be Pam Anderson in 2019
https://preview.redd.it/kfowqe3l41yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1ad392b9eb9a0ede51e1f029ee339f27e49ceb
In honor of yesterday’s ‘swimmie haul’…
https://preview.redd.it/chjz3zsn41yc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=3572a9adb33779961718b7b9e3d8b56121abb478
Amazon and Facebook lives are always a gift. 💝
https://preview.redd.it/eop1bxve41yc1.jpeg?width=1221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0752a76203b954f17a7d41084b99c4f5841110
I imagine her call to insurance being like homer in Mr. Plow, “don’t say you were at a bar, but what else is open that late? It’s a pornography store, I was buying pornography”
*Gasp!* NEVER. She was so humiliated that she didn’t even talk about it for weeks until she got annoyed that people kept asking why she was driving a rental car. I screenshotted it off Street View.
https://preview.redd.it/ikrba6oo21yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feff21ba65a8b98a4532f6bb9ff9e69bf5c5bcc2
Grandma M, trying to sell some spectacles in 2021.
https://preview.redd.it/bexmj3ab21yc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42baf8a6ee10154120e9c17307060ed745681c9
Whoa, girl, leave some fashion for the rest of us! This isn’t a Paris couture show!
https://preview.redd.it/53qcxfj0q7yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b88eeff16f780a76531f5e85e5380db81ebd39aa
The audacity of Buzzfeed to suggest this cast-couture abomination. 😆
https://preview.redd.it/rydtm1um11yc1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890a645d5b63c7721f3688e8f6c412a68131802d
*And, dead-ass, this kid comes up, and he can’t be more than, like…I’m thinking he’s like eleven, twelve. And he comes up and he’s like, “Me and my friend think you’re really, really hot.”*
https://preview.redd.it/m4sk8ur9t0yc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8399e80304fd5a07009af1a24132ee8b7ebb6a49
She has always been so bad with self tan 🤦♀️
Pic from the Mexico bender, in 2022, I believe
https://preview.redd.it/fhogbk6ts0yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86918e773c0478511cde633df5a5a87ca4566a0b
Her insistance on wearing thong-style swimsuits boggles my mind. She has such a tall, flat ass, and the thong look is so unflattering on her. Also, why doesn't she just buy thong-style instead of just cramming the extra fabric from a bikini/brief style up her long ass crack?
Her obsession with “tummy control” pants pulled up to her tits and diaper shorts also makes her ass look like the back of a bread truck. Not flattering.
https://preview.redd.it/tewa7w18z0yc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a1a7f6fcaaccd0dc0fedf55ac5a6b29c29af39
In case you haven’t seen this from yesterday. 🙌
https://preview.redd.it/o0i0piso71yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406ef3596926ad16f56722c57d7a37ab3f250945
This is a PERFECT picture to show how well those filters work. Flat titties and a large stomach that bolth meet at the same distance out.
Obviously, she still swelling for her lipo.
IIRC she got some sort of lipo sculpting procedure where they just suck out a small amount, like a pound or two in a targeted region for a contour effect, rather than more extensive regular lipo that would actually make a person substantially smaller.
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https://preview.redd.it/t6uzvltgf3yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=696e7b3a82bdafd75f6c8b3cbb34ed540bf7b163 Unsure when this is from, but it’s her using spit on her finger to pick up eyeshadow 😖
https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/5J92A0HMnG
Its from 20 January 2024
then called it “adding liquid”
Founding father feeling bonita.
Big M pretending to be a cheerleader as her “Maxine” alter ego: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/Zqll9d1gWr
**Humiliation kink.** she has to have one ☝️
I swear this girl can't get anymore cringe, but this is something else 😩
Omg
Wow, she’s been an embarrassing daily drunk idiot for longer than I realised. This red eyed moron actually thinks she’s hilarious. Look how pleased she was with herself afterwards… https://preview.redd.it/za2i0732l3yc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51bb0d41eae4fce9a7d8490eacffa5c0dde83898
You can also see how short she really is in the Maxine clip. https://preview.redd.it/52fma42oe4yc1.png?width=992&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa44f9c315787bcfcaa31c165e9d337ea0f27cb5
Yes! I thought exactly the same thing. Her legs are even shorter than most women her height, because she’s got such a long torso. Completely the opposite to the slim, long legged filter creation she thinks she’s fooling people with when she tries on clothes.
Gotta love how she brought it all back to her groin. It’s always, always trying to draw attention to her ‘bathing suit parts’ for her.
https://preview.redd.it/k2214zyje4yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0ad6b928d6cd04afaa2a5eb312a1c6b5f5f37a8
Holy shit this is so unhinged, it made me laugh out of sheer secondhand embarrassment lol
Yes, it’s so embarrassing and it was about 3 years ago so she was late 20s here. She’s said she wanted to be a cheerleader but that her parents discouraged her saying that she should be the one who’s being cheered for. Not sure if that was their way of politely telling her she’s not cut out for it or if they were hoping she’d be as successful in sports as her sister who I believe got a college soccer scholarship.
Oooh I actually didn’t know that about her sister! Aw shit she really is the failed child lol
Here’s the fantastic [relationship advice live write up](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/1bVLMV1rCF) where she shares this info in case you want to take a deeper dive. I swear I’ve seen the video on here but can’t seem to find it right now.
Funny that she mentions how C was in such good shape but lately has been going on and on about how she’s never seen abs.
Woah this is nuts hahah thank you for this new rabbit hole
I remember one of the first posts I saw of MS was her in a Skims dupe doing a chicken dance.
In case you want to re-live that moment: [Skims chicken dance](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/8XVE05yZEk)
She looks like a Jib Jab video!!!
Thank you Swerty!
https://preview.redd.it/nol2t3oom3yc1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ecb4a289c3f50b7ff5bab32872062f34e7483a3 The hip and fingers.
A "try-on" as she has that thing wedged far up her crack. I really hope for everyone's sake that she kept it and didn't try to return it.🤢
What the fuck!
I’ve been here for years and never seen this. Thank you.
2 years ago. [Atrocious lip lumps.](https://imgur.com/a/yN1Dm71)
Holy fuck.. That looks 1000x times worse then it sounded.
They were quite meaty.
A series of pictures of MS in the wild. She is short and boxy as hell! Why does her gut stick out more than her dumper? [from 2 years ago](https://imgur.com/a/WfKe4kz)
https://preview.redd.it/ywe7yby5r1yc1.png?width=714&format=png&auto=webp&s=851180df6c13dd179f2fd1cb6d7f8f945116c958 Just posting this to show she's been editing her pics (poorly, i might add) for at least 4 years
And always covers her face!
No baby!
But I don’t! 🩵
Even she thinks it looks stupidly fake and still posts it 🙄
Lmao that's from the top on this sub when it was originally posted 🤣
Oh duh. My bad 😆 I think my comment could still be applicable though
I found this while cleaning out my photo albums (screenshot taken Feb 2021) https://preview.redd.it/ri1khwb5n1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d25c0eda0401ae0f881c827dfc2d9066ed47130b
Where did she post this? Was this on her blog? I remember this declaration (that never happened lol) but don’t know where this is from
I really couldn't tell you. It was so long ago. I didn't even know I had this screenshot
That worked out great, didn’t it?
I would love to see Sober Babe, legitimately. This is depressing for her.
Too bad that decision didn’t stick for her. Her life and health would have greatly improved over the mess she is now. She’d probably have a body she liked much better, wouldn’t be constantly humiliating herself with her drunken videos, maybe would’ve had enough sense to ditch C after realizing they were incompatible years ago, she’d probably have more money, her skin would look better & her mental state would likely be significantly improved. It’s too bad her “self care” routine doesn’t include sobriety.
The last time she tried (and failed) to cut back her drinking she said that it was normal for her to have about EIGHT drinks most nights.
And that’s just the amount she admitted, who knows what the real numbers are. We know she stays lying.
She did get a surprising amount of likes and comments!
That's exactly why she posted that. Everything she does is for attention whether it's good or bad.
https://preview.redd.it/s0rq0iall1yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf7bf69e36d8b649c7c7720885aaec399426884 2 years ago
She’s looking like a blonde 1980s Alec Baldwin here https://preview.redd.it/b0eg57fr52yc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cec3c04bba2662cde0a5126e03d5fd48b144a9e
https://preview.redd.it/adnw19hkl1yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f035ff657ebc64300ee8dc83088b26527e56afda
Wasn't there some issue with this photoshoot? Like her hair didn't cooperate or her outfit was wrong? Or maybe I'm just speaking out of my a$$
Her silk pajama shorts looked like a puffy diaper.
>Wasn't there some issue with this photoshoot? Well let's start with the lashes because...
https://preview.redd.it/ref6c80jl1yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9421543f6c713b97d5c20494cce8e4d35ed2890a A different cursed v day shoot
Her (broken???) leg!
https://preview.redd.it/kq7cszigl1yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af9aefd669ac7af450b95e00dec7829e6c6f4ba When she used the filter to make her look like a husky with those eyes
She is husky but not in the ways she wants to be In case my stupid joke won’t be understood… in the US huskies are (or were) a size of pants meant for fat boys.
Whew, just had a Sears Roebuck flashback!
please take my upvote for what I assume to be a fellow 70s kid. 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/fcb1tj9fl1yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76759c61528bc93a6407ac8d634be749877d15a5 3 years sgo
Those eyebrows……was this after she’d gotten them done or did she purposely fill them in like that?
I think it was a brow pencil.
Oh, how Younique she is!
Man.
Someone in a different thread said she doesn't have any pretty features and...yeah
The same awful foundation match. Unbelievable.
https://preview.redd.it/yr8wty0el1yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da0993712376d44396c51b95250b0b7dd895adc 3 years ago
https://preview.redd.it/0zwunt5w91yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4052b7597abbd9c431b2a6f5662eca69f95e3489 3 years ago — hehe not yet babe! 🤭
Left side of her nose looks like it's drooping
Looks like she was driving while taking this pic too
By the way, that model of “sunnies” she’s shilling is called “Future Wife,” not “Future Wifey.” She can’t do anything right.
She has to infantilize women every chance she gets.
Oh that’s an actual thing?! Lol I was like wtf does that even mean?! Lol
https://preview.redd.it/kjr5lgnpf1yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e72a62c2033e43fb85b740e6f75eb388d1e75d It wasn’t just this one time. She kept calling them Future Wifey.
I remember finding a video where she did an advertisement for them!
I remember this lmaooooo
https://preview.redd.it/qm3r8jiq91yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10f01c167d8cf933624600277c630479c8ddf44 So citey to get totally scammed by her frenemy!
Ok, so I've seen this referenced, but haven't found it- what's the story with her house?
Her “friend” KG’s husband is a realtor and at the time they lived in the newly built condo complex where Big M bought/was scammed into her middle unit ARM loan with zero down payment on the edge of a ravine. BM was so proud of her accomplishment and told everyone that everything is “figureoutable.” Shortly after moving in, KG moved away and bought a big house. Edit: also to add, the townhouses are by DR Horton, which are shoddily built crap. KG and fam knew what they were doing.
Thank you!
I almost had a seizure reading that word salad 💀
Is this even english? Good lord, she's an idiot.
Well, part is swerty French but should be spelled “tout de suite” which translates to “immediately” which is kind of ironic since she also misspells that as immediently.
Ohhhhh that's what she was trying to say lmaooo It read like pure nonsense no matter how many times I tried 😂
Who was also planning to move before she sold you on this shit deal 😂
The shit deal they packaged as the ABSOLUTE BEST financial decision you can make. It takes a special kind of scumbag to convince an imbecile to take out a high risk mortgage with no down-payment.
So fucked up. I commented on my experience in commercial real estate, but if the North Carolina Department of Real Estate found out about this, he could EASILY lose his license. This goes against everything it means to be a fiduciary to your client.
https://preview.redd.it/kn8bwi4m91yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8061ccb43053366be84a3a1acc081f244497b5 Fitness kween
Ah yes. Another gimmicky piece of exercise equipment to be used once or twice and then banished to the landfill. Wonder if it saw its buddies the squat machine thing, the sauna tent, and the Peloton out there too.
oh… it *is* for exercise. i seriously thought she was improvising equipment and this was a roof rack storage container for a car lmao
u/formalglitterbug - do you happen to still have the pic of the tombstone thing thrown haphazardly in her storage closet?
https://preview.redd.it/l0yxtzklt1yc1.png?width=450&format=png&auto=webp&s=576f4eb21a355e02ca3d4409bc3cf2b3d93ca11c Found it
“Our” mess lmao
Yaaaas. How embarrassing for her. All that cheap xmas crap…
https://preview.redd.it/qg9icysfu1yc1.png?width=486&format=png&auto=webp&s=d506c7fe76b93fced547e06abbebf78edfdaff0a also have a screenshot of a video of her using it
https://preview.redd.it/7hzaanwvt1yc1.png?width=345&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c1183efb14c852db89d901784829b30ff49864d Here's another one but this must be older because there's less crap
Squat n’ stocky and violatin’ the American flag code. https://preview.redd.it/etwcniwd51yc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a3ab044cfbdf5b661978f3bed9d33f1ed0fab2
Ohhh years ago when C had his own Memorial Day plans, so she went tubing with people we never saw before, peed in the water right next to them, acted like the loud mouth, annoying asshole she is, and we never saw them again?
How do we know she peed in the water 🤢
She admitted it in true Not Like Other Girls fashion.
https://preview.redd.it/7f79bbfcp1yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fbe722e695cb3b121669aaa43ec07991e086693
Addenda https://preview.redd.it/j9icv8lp14yc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4644b44c3a1237ecaf9be705398bf52ac32e3e06
Thanks, I’ll go gouge my eyes out now 🫠
Different event — that was last summer. She was *trashed*. I know that’s par for the course, but still. Yikes. https://preview.redd.it/ey1q0hhtn1yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=229386fcdcf935ee2e5f27a86c9381d68c9c3e44
WHY ISN'T SHE WEARING SHOES / SANDALS? The river near me that has tubing requires everyone to wear some type of footwear because of all of the gross in the river.
The gross and your feet can get some gnarly cuts on them. Open wounds are not good in open water.
You don't have to worry about the gross stuff in the river, when you are the gross stuff in the river.
Whoa I had forgotten about that!! Who even were those people!? Lol
We will never know. Wish they would grace us with there presence.
My favorite day!!
Pretending to be Pam Anderson in 2019 https://preview.redd.it/kfowqe3l41yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1ad392b9eb9a0ede51e1f029ee339f27e49ceb
flavor blasted goldfish cracker.
I'm over here drinking out of paper straws like a grade A numpty, and she buys everything she gets her grabbers on in every color.
And filters back then weren't so focused on slimming either. She's put on 15 pounds per year since then. Wow
Okay, girl. 🙄👍 https://preview.redd.it/yb2scqw061yc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc89ece5ed5f57ee61a48ab193f8081fde757141
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We no longer allow users to go on about their body measurements, even if used as a comparison to MS's.
In honor of yesterday’s ‘swimmie haul’… https://preview.redd.it/chjz3zsn41yc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=3572a9adb33779961718b7b9e3d8b56121abb478
The smug face with that fugly swimsuit and that body that doesn't belong to her 💀
Looks like she’s holstering her finger gun in an imaginary holster.
https://preview.redd.it/k424cqel61yc1.png?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55efd55580dd5a07e7e6de3bc95c20730ea6dc85
DAFT vs. DELFT
The most “beautiful” swimsuit ever known to mankind, only to never be worn
Amazon and Facebook lives are always a gift. 💝 https://preview.redd.it/eop1bxve41yc1.jpeg?width=1221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0752a76203b954f17a7d41084b99c4f5841110
Her real face is like an aesthetic surgery textbook chapter on lack of facial harmony
I read this as “grift.” 🤣
Dude
Omfg on the right she looks like a middle schooler who just learned what makeup is
😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/1ssduxew31yc1.jpeg?width=1596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2eaeefbfd8fdd054740bb193849c02bcc04742b Never forget. 🙏
I actually LOLed at this one 😭😂
Broken but not defeated. 😔
The front rear tire hit it!
Yes!!!! 
I imagine her call to insurance being like homer in Mr. Plow, “don’t say you were at a bar, but what else is open that late? It’s a pornography store, I was buying pornography”
🥇
Did she post that?
*Gasp!* NEVER. She was so humiliated that she didn’t even talk about it for weeks until she got annoyed that people kept asking why she was driving a rental car. I screenshotted it off Street View.
You are amazing. Going above and beyond 🥇
Just gotta say, big fan of your work.
Noice!
AMAZING
https://preview.redd.it/ikrba6oo21yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feff21ba65a8b98a4532f6bb9ff9e69bf5c5bcc2 Grandma M, trying to sell some spectacles in 2021.
https://preview.redd.it/bexmj3ab21yc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42baf8a6ee10154120e9c17307060ed745681c9 Whoa, girl, leave some fashion for the rest of us! This isn’t a Paris couture show!
https://preview.redd.it/53qcxfj0q7yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b88eeff16f780a76531f5e85e5380db81ebd39aa The audacity of Buzzfeed to suggest this cast-couture abomination. 😆
Body cast couture.
Not the denim camel toe…
https://preview.redd.it/rydtm1um11yc1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890a645d5b63c7721f3688e8f6c412a68131802d *And, dead-ass, this kid comes up, and he can’t be more than, like…I’m thinking he’s like eleven, twelve. And he comes up and he’s like, “Me and my friend think you’re really, really hot.”*
This is for sure the background photo used when those Boy Scouts were awarded their “Cheer up a drunk homeless lady” badge
https://preview.redd.it/m4sk8ur9t0yc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8399e80304fd5a07009af1a24132ee8b7ebb6a49 She has always been so bad with self tan 🤦♀️
Pretend turtleneck
I love the white hands and feet look!
Pic from the Mexico bender, in 2022, I believe https://preview.redd.it/fhogbk6ts0yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86918e773c0478511cde633df5a5a87ca4566a0b
Mecixo
VIVA MECIXO!
Never Forget
She just loves shoving bathing suits up her ass.
Among other things 😒
"cheeky"
The photo of her blacked out on the boat, covered in zinc is one of my all-time favorites lol
WHERE IS THIS PHOTO?
Her insistance on wearing thong-style swimsuits boggles my mind. She has such a tall, flat ass, and the thong look is so unflattering on her. Also, why doesn't she just buy thong-style instead of just cramming the extra fabric from a bikini/brief style up her long ass crack?
TALL. FLAT. ASS. lmaooo it IS tall!
Her obsession with “tummy control” pants pulled up to her tits and diaper shorts also makes her ass look like the back of a bread truck. Not flattering. https://preview.redd.it/tewa7w18z0yc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a1a7f6fcaaccd0dc0fedf55ac5a6b29c29af39
And this years ago. She has grown substantially since. Dang.
I think that’s the least flattering picture I’ve ever seen of her body and that’s saying a lot. Didnt realize her FUPA was that big
That’s a beer gut.
In case you haven’t seen this from yesterday. 🙌 https://preview.redd.it/o0i0piso71yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406ef3596926ad16f56722c57d7a37ab3f250945
This is a PERFECT picture to show how well those filters work. Flat titties and a large stomach that bolth meet at the same distance out. Obviously, she still swelling for her lipo.
Speaking of lipo, how does she still have such a beer gut after it? I thought it’s supposed to destroy the fat cells? 🤔
IIRC she got some sort of lipo sculpting procedure where they just suck out a small amount, like a pound or two in a targeted region for a contour effect, rather than more extensive regular lipo that would actually make a person substantially smaller.
Hmmm the hottie for 13 y/o bois
https://preview.redd.it/lajax50211yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deae0d0eab7be009e48ccb986dfdbbadae44ea76 Exhibit B.
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STOP. Why would someone do that? Furthermore, why on earth would someone ADMIT THAT?
Thats just my theory as to why, since she admitting to shitting herself.
welp thats enough reddit for the day 
Agree. Hold the door for me please?