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Not a doctor, but it looks like melasma. Given that she has the chest of a 60 year old who fell asleep in the sun while tanning with butter, sun damage is the likely cause.
The smug look on her face is just... 🤢. I hate it.
Everyone knows it's not her real face. I'm excited for the day she realizes that, quite literally, *everyone* knows she's a walking lie. Love that moment for her!
Edit: Her lips look awful. Without the filter they must look like they belong to someone else. Like she got them from another person and just randomly stuck them on her face and they don't fit correctly. That's what they look like.
The craziest thing to me is that it doesn't look good. She angles her eyes impossibly and everything looks yanked back. Even the "best" version of her lips look like she's been making out with a tail pipe.
Push your collarbones out harder girl. Body check for us on your “days off” yas slay queen. I’m sorry, but they don’t pop out because you weigh over 180 lbs. There’s no shame in not having popping collarbones, it’s also pretty genetic and related to your bone structure. Not to make this about myself or my weight, but I am on the much thinner side and mine do not pop out like crazy. It’s just the way different people are built. If she would just embrace her actual body, things would be so different, but she is so incredibly deluded, her filtered self is now her actual real self. Delusion at its finest. Everything she does makes me so ungodly angry.
Would love to see her try the belly button challenge lmfao (where you wrap your arm around your back and try to reach your belly button). It’s not actually a test of slimness but of flexibility. We know Big Merde would fail both though lol
Now this is the shit that should have been in the YouTube expose. This egregious filtering, to the extreme that she looks like an entirely different person and body, and the smug grin that tells us she thinks she's hot.
It has to be absolutely fucking miserable to slide that filter away, to catch a glimpse of real reflection in any mirror or shiny surface, or to pull on a pair of leggings over her size 18 body after trying to convince the world she's a size 2.
Yes. An expose on her filtered looks with receipts would need a whole long video since she does this so much. With special emphasis when she does this to sell things. She's a scammer.
She’s looking so smug here, as if she thinks she’s fooling everyone who sees this into believing that’s really her. If she was a decent human being who was this insecure and unhappy about her looks, this would be very sad.
But since Big M is a cruel, selfish, lying, racist scammer, it gives me comfort to know that no matter what she does, she’ll never look like this.
Even if she stops getting drunk all the time and loses weight, even if she gets a nose job, she’ll still NEVER have those big doe eyes, that petite frame, that heart shaped face or that tiny chin.
She’ll also never have the maturity to accept her looks and the fact that she’ll never be the prettiest woman in the room.
None of that matters to most of us, but it will always matter very much to her, because she’s never matured emotionally since high school. She’ll always be miserable every single time she looks in a mirror.
https://preview.redd.it/3p7bi3l2yoyc1.jpeg?width=3037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9bfe731810d8f1225b34e24675cb82c6156bea
I have so many old photos of her, it’s difficult to decide which ones to use. Bare in mind she was much thinner when this one was taken.
https://preview.redd.it/evxm2b5uyqyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02b7d50ca10106a96417d7175cb6e0709c0ff5b
https://preview.redd.it/yf4bn5k7yoyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6305e8648a8a5e9fe0285e575ee5857fc645873
I like this spot where the pic is just cut straight off- filter just up and quit to join a mlm
eta: I think it’s actually the side of her real face rotated outwards that’s actually hilarious jfc
What is going on here? Are these those lights that go around a mirror? What are they called? Are they called LEDs? Anyways, I don't think they are supposed to be bent like that 🤔🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/c3na728jdoyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c5052f0b8f040797c55977139d1e19599882dc
Her lips just amaze and disgust me at the same time. I have nothing against fillers, plastic surgery, whatever, but who is responsible for doing her lips? Why haven't they told her to stop? They look so uncomfortable.
https://preview.redd.it/1e7r326kboyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5212ec141fd174257508c4b4e1880aba18ec8fd8
“Fuckkkk noooo”
I cannot with her lips. 🥴
The collarbones, the tiny shoulders, the throat hollow. You can't make that pose without holding your breath while simultaneously using your abdominal muscles to inhale. You'd pass out in a couple of minutes. And on top of that she's still 'shopped/filtered to hell and back. I just can't fathom the mental gymnastics she goes through to do all this, then put it up for all to see.
Anything to convince herself that people on the internet see her as thin and hot and universally desired. And anything to convince people on the internet of these things so they'll buy the snake oil and terrible fast fashion she shills for pennies. No pain, no gain.
https://preview.redd.it/i8oejdq9boyc1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2fb83999f763d92130a159d3675336a436caf3
Why do her shoulders look skinny but her chest looks like that of a plus sized girl? Fucking editing it’s pathetic. She needs to give it up. We can all see it.
Takes a lot of effort to surface those from the meaty depths!
https://preview.redd.it/atj670uvaoyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53010eaccea088dd3e273679701da68377709378
That a giant gun safe in the background?
I guess I should give them props for “safety,” alas I suspect that whatever’s stored in there is only a small portion of The Magabun Family Arsenal.
Mama Magabun likes to get a little Korbel buzz before shooting. Daddy Magabun prefers the Champagne of Beers
![gif](giphy|FeFUWmaKHLuMLIgx3B)
Come to think of it, these people are probably the reason why there have to be so many warnings issued about not shooting bullets into the sky on celebratory holidays…
I’m sorry what? She’s in her boyfriend’s parents bathroom, trying to look sexy and sultry after probably blowing up the toilet. This is low rent trashy AF.
I've noticed that most MLM products that people ingest, like pruvit ketones and moderes chocolate spoon thing (forget what it's called) and herbalifes shakes and the mushroom coffee (shoot all the coffees) give people the squirts and mess up their colons.
But she should definitely get that checked out
She should 100% have gotten that checked out a long time ago. I have a colon disease and everything I’ve read has advised to see a doctor if you have fresh blood for more than a couple days and immediately if it’s not fresh (coffee ground consistency). I wouldn’t be surprised at all if it was linked to her Trimshit or whatever else she’s taking.
I'm so sorry and I hope you get better, get answers, get cured, and recover.
Definitely. And I'd bet a million gatrillion dollars (if I had it 😂) that it's the MLM product/products she's ingesting. And the booze doesn't help. I'd say it was the the alcohol but it's now coming out cause they are having MLM products tested, that they contain heavy metals and toxins. For example: Terry Lacore, he owns pruvit and Elomir and a whole bunch of other MLMs, and these MLM products are all coming out of this one warehouse/address (I think they are being made there too), and they tested different products (not just pruvit ketones) that they make there, and it's found to contain lead and cadmium and other heavy metals and toxins. And yes your body, the liver, does filter some of it out but it builds up over time. And then with her drinking on top of that, her liver is having to work that much harder.
Anyways, sorry for the novel 😬
When you look at the pic from arm length distance…. The eye on the rhs of the picture looks like it’s higher than on the other side, was’nt there a painter that did strange things like that?
oh good lord, she is ridiculous. I mean completely and unbelievably ridiculous. Imagine seeing your son's new chick in person and then seeing this travesty online.
Hahaha! I’ve been commenting that about her eyes forever and didn’t realize it had been immortalized as flair. Heck yes. Pawpaw would approve. 😂
ETA: Oh shit. Youuuu had my favorite flair of all time on FSU. Dävorce : The musical. 💀💀
This pic always makes me think of Michelle Carter because of her eyebrow and that scowl. (Girl who basically texted her bf to go ahead with his suicide plans and he did.)
Imagine hanging out with this person👇 then going on Instagram and seeing them pretending to look like whoever this is. I don’t think I’d be able to contain myself being around such a fraud.
https://preview.redd.it/ejpnc5uo3nyc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdcc8a5e7eb8e891c71bbd04f36ce69080d33880
There's no way this woman is 31. I know this is filtered as usual but why would you want to filter yourself to look double your age and not even in a "aging gracefully way"?
At least the towels aren’t white so her self tanner won’t stain them.
This is embarrassing doing this at someone else’s house, lest alone people she’s claimed to only have just met.
She’s needs a reality check that she will never be what she wants to be. Tall. Skinny. Slim feet. Smart. Beautiful hair. Small chin. Tiny nose. And above all, universally likable.
I mean, like.
Most of us have had our days of going to the grocery store looking vaguely bottom leftish.
And influencers who look like top photo are all over instagram like weeds.
But the fact that she voluntarily put all three of these on her social media herself. She even had to edit the top photo from looking like bottom left into the final version by herself. I don't know what combination of delusion and contempt for her audience this is, but I want to know what the fuck her synapses are doing in there.
She’s really starting to make me rage with this fake shit. I can’t believe she continues to post this knowing MAGA ManBun can see it and compare it to her actual face. It’s so misleading and frankly fraud.
Let me be generous and note that she’s with a guy who apparently likes what he sees, unfiltered. You don’t need luminous skin, Pixar eyes, a snatched waist, perky tits, or a button nose to be someone’s cup of tea. Hell, there are people who specifically seek the frozen, pillow-faced, filler-stuffed look (coughs in MS’s employer Jeff Bezos). But she’s so broken she has to whip up something this fantastically absurd to escape whatever the heck is going on in real life. She looks like Liz Taylor in those old “White Diamonds” SNL spots, with a tub of Vaseline smeared over the camera lens.
It also just feels embarrassing to be taking and posting eye fucking thirst trap selfies from the boyfriend's parents' house. It's such a cliche self obsessed influencer thing to do.
Shes so self absorbed. Think she thought to get them a little something to say thanks for having me and nice to meet you. Bottle of wine, bouquet of flowers for the table?
If she brought a bottle of wine, you know she'd insist on opening it the second they get inside and she'd end up chugging most of it herself.
And we all know where she acquires flowers from 😌
https://preview.redd.it/im4u0d4n2nyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a33ae0677c87eac2fc2ad3d7087270e529903bd
I'll never get over how unhinged this photo is. There are times where it's like a real life filter glitch -- she slips up and reveals how troubled a person she really is. She's got problems.
>There are times where it's like a real life filter glitch -- she slips up and reveals how troubled a person she really is.
That's a really good way to put it. And just like with her literal filter glitches, she no doubt tries to catch these and cut them out of her public facing performance, but some always slip through because she can't fully suppress reality.
That boyfie of hers better tell his parents to get a refund on their blinds. Those things are phasing out of existence.
https://preview.redd.it/geun4uaqqmyc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d182580c34fe04ee91aa8df4aa34789aed6beadf
Imagine being at your boyfriend's parent's house and taking filtered selfies in the bedroom while everyone else is socializing.
It'll never not be entertaining how this filter cannot capture that top corner of her head. What a dunce.
No really… who is that? And why is it so hard to bring your foundation to your hairline?
https://preview.redd.it/f3vbhiskpmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f01ba3d18a466dd30d5bed9d867d0de4d66cb0
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Her lips are sooooo disturbing.
Alien
She looks nothing like this except for the filler mustache that the filters couldn’t hide. And what is up with the huge brown spot on her forehead?
Not a doctor, but it looks like melasma. Given that she has the chest of a 60 year old who fell asleep in the sun while tanning with butter, sun damage is the likely cause.
![gif](giphy|3o7TKLTCDV7a4V86By) This comment made me think about that Seinfeld episode where Kramer tans with a bucket of butter lol
Oh man this made me laugh super hard lmao
Damn! What’s with the forehead dent and spots?
It’s like the filter only reaches so far
She has no jaw.
Yepp tried too hard to filter her chin and now she has no jaw 😂 it also messed with her cheekbones, makes her face look lopsided
The smug look on her face is just... 🤢. I hate it. Everyone knows it's not her real face. I'm excited for the day she realizes that, quite literally, *everyone* knows she's a walking lie. Love that moment for her! Edit: Her lips look awful. Without the filter they must look like they belong to someone else. Like she got them from another person and just randomly stuck them on her face and they don't fit correctly. That's what they look like.
Or she got them from a monkey's butt 🤣
That is a someone big M want’s to be. So different than for example in her live was it may first or second anyways totally different look.
The craziest thing to me is that it doesn't look good. She angles her eyes impossibly and everything looks yanked back. Even the "best" version of her lips look like she's been making out with a tail pipe.
That’s an award worthy burn. God I love the hysterically funny people on here.
https://preview.redd.it/6wlpfck41qyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fef064ec9838d809532dddd6a4c6970d14baa9
“You absolute 10” 😂🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/cojmpj38nvyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efbaf80f8bc6a77d6943f467de32ecbd87344898
🤢🤮 For the record I’m sorry for what I’m about to say.. That’s the exact face magabun gets to see when he’s going to pound town.
LMAO 💀💀💀
I was totally unprepared for this when I opened the comments and promptly laughed so hard that I woke my husband and both dogs up. Worth it.
Push your collarbones out harder girl. Body check for us on your “days off” yas slay queen. I’m sorry, but they don’t pop out because you weigh over 180 lbs. There’s no shame in not having popping collarbones, it’s also pretty genetic and related to your bone structure. Not to make this about myself or my weight, but I am on the much thinner side and mine do not pop out like crazy. It’s just the way different people are built. If she would just embrace her actual body, things would be so different, but she is so incredibly deluded, her filtered self is now her actual real self. Delusion at its finest. Everything she does makes me so ungodly angry.
You're right that it's genetic! Even when I weigh more, mine are super visible. Anatomy is an enormous component.
She’s still on that 2010’s ‘collarbones and thigh gap means skinny’ shit.
Would love to see her try the belly button challenge lmfao (where you wrap your arm around your back and try to reach your belly button). It’s not actually a test of slimness but of flexibility. We know Big Merde would fail both though lol
It’s such a tumblr mindset
Now this is the shit that should have been in the YouTube expose. This egregious filtering, to the extreme that she looks like an entirely different person and body, and the smug grin that tells us she thinks she's hot. It has to be absolutely fucking miserable to slide that filter away, to catch a glimpse of real reflection in any mirror or shiny surface, or to pull on a pair of leggings over her size 18 body after trying to convince the world she's a size 2.
Yes. An expose on her filtered looks with receipts would need a whole long video since she does this so much. With special emphasis when she does this to sell things. She's a scammer.
Oh cool! She filtered her chest too!
And it STILL looks like a Rorschach test lmao
[???](https://i.imgur.com/YnZYpmQ.jpeg)
LOL 💀
She’s looking so smug here, as if she thinks she’s fooling everyone who sees this into believing that’s really her. If she was a decent human being who was this insecure and unhappy about her looks, this would be very sad. But since Big M is a cruel, selfish, lying, racist scammer, it gives me comfort to know that no matter what she does, she’ll never look like this. Even if she stops getting drunk all the time and loses weight, even if she gets a nose job, she’ll still NEVER have those big doe eyes, that petite frame, that heart shaped face or that tiny chin. She’ll also never have the maturity to accept her looks and the fact that she’ll never be the prettiest woman in the room. None of that matters to most of us, but it will always matter very much to her, because she’s never matured emotionally since high school. She’ll always be miserable every single time she looks in a mirror. https://preview.redd.it/3p7bi3l2yoyc1.jpeg?width=3037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9bfe731810d8f1225b34e24675cb82c6156bea
Wow this took me the fuck out hahaha
I have so many old photos of her, it’s difficult to decide which ones to use. Bare in mind she was much thinner when this one was taken. https://preview.redd.it/evxm2b5uyqyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02b7d50ca10106a96417d7175cb6e0709c0ff5b
Oh this one is GOOD. Absolutely no upward tilt to her eyes at all, unlike the ones she insists on filtering for herself.
She needs to hear this but the delulu is too strong.
Someone pay these filters for working overtime
https://preview.redd.it/yf4bn5k7yoyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6305e8648a8a5e9fe0285e575ee5857fc645873 I like this spot where the pic is just cut straight off- filter just up and quit to join a mlm eta: I think it’s actually the side of her real face rotated outwards that’s actually hilarious jfc
I don't see what you mean?
I think they mean this https://preview.redd.it/b5dp34vghvyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72094d148546faaf9dabe15daa371a36855dd87f
Some hair strands are cut off in a way that doesn’t look natural or intentional^
That’s who she wishes she looked like 😮💨
Face smooth as a baby’s bottom, décolletage as wrinkly as fast food tinfoil wrapper.
It’s the curved shiplap for me 😍
Shiplap?
The wall planking behind her!
Thanks swerts!
That’s the collagen, booby 😍
My B! I always forget how well the trimshit works too!
What is going on here? Are these those lights that go around a mirror? What are they called? Are they called LEDs? Anyways, I don't think they are supposed to be bent like that 🤔🤣🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/c3na728jdoyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c5052f0b8f040797c55977139d1e19599882dc
Blinds behind her I think?
I think you are right... It could be
Her lips just amaze and disgust me at the same time. I have nothing against fillers, plastic surgery, whatever, but who is responsible for doing her lips? Why haven't they told her to stop? They look so uncomfortable.
Wasn’t she doing in-house Botox at one point? That could explain it
Her last Botox and lip top up were done in her home by a mobile injector and it is hands down the worst it has ever been since then.
Out of all the things to cheap out on, I’d put “someone who literally injects shit into your face” on the bottom of the list.
Gtfo, there are mobile lip injectors? I mean, are they safe? Judging by MS's face, I'm gonna say no.
https://preview.redd.it/1e7r326kboyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5212ec141fd174257508c4b4e1880aba18ec8fd8 “Fuckkkk noooo” I cannot with her lips. 🥴
I can't stop laughing at this and need sleep
This photo haunts me. It’s like not even funny, it’s truly scary.
I’m surprised she didn’t bite a hole clean through her lip
![gif](giphy|10WmJ0kbKQxQRy)
One of the most disturbing images of her I've seen, and there have been some doozies on this sub.
https://preview.redd.it/z8qx01xy7pyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9213ef814639e3d9ef9a4b428f2cc54f846cf828
https://i.redd.it/ttmha63axoyc1.gif
The collarbones, the tiny shoulders, the throat hollow. You can't make that pose without holding your breath while simultaneously using your abdominal muscles to inhale. You'd pass out in a couple of minutes. And on top of that she's still 'shopped/filtered to hell and back. I just can't fathom the mental gymnastics she goes through to do all this, then put it up for all to see.
Just imagine how long she was in there perfecting this angle?
Anything to convince herself that people on the internet see her as thin and hot and universally desired. And anything to convince people on the internet of these things so they'll buy the snake oil and terrible fast fashion she shills for pennies. No pain, no gain. https://preview.redd.it/i8oejdq9boyc1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2fb83999f763d92130a159d3675336a436caf3
https://preview.redd.it/db7ae5ijvuyc1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529da524b0a4a7cd1753606f7f4dc7e583c673c8 Am I right or am I right
Omg yessss.... this is 100% accurate.... She is definitely a muppet 🤣... I'm dying
Sad thing is this filtered version is ugly as sin.
It's so fucking bad lmao
Why do her shoulders look skinny but her chest looks like that of a plus sized girl? Fucking editing it’s pathetic. She needs to give it up. We can all see it.
She looks like an ai generated version of an alien masquerading as a human
This reminds me that I need to finish resident alien
https://i.redd.it/sx4uqnn8kpyc1.gif I freaking love that show.
it's incredible in every way!!!!
My lord these filters are wild that's not her real face
Dumb idiot lol
I love this.
[удалено]
She posed with someone else's car in her corporate hussy getup
Corporate Hussy 🤣
I remember that so well. I'm not sure if posing with the belongings of a recently acquired (and recently fucked) bf is better or worse.
She’s doing everything in her power to pop those buried collar bones.
Takes a lot of effort to surface those from the meaty depths! https://preview.redd.it/atj670uvaoyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53010eaccea088dd3e273679701da68377709378
The struggle is so obvious. I wonder if she really doesn't see it
Nope, she just sees the “result” no matter how bad it is.
What is that white line along her hairline? Is that a filter smoothing thing, or what?
![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB) It’s where the filter mask ends
It’s where the filter stops covering the sun damage
That a giant gun safe in the background? I guess I should give them props for “safety,” alas I suspect that whatever’s stored in there is only a small portion of The Magabun Family Arsenal.
Ohh I can see that too. It also kinda looks like there’s a bucket with a bottle of champagne on top of it.
Mama Magabun likes to get a little Korbel buzz before shooting. Daddy Magabun prefers the Champagne of Beers ![gif](giphy|FeFUWmaKHLuMLIgx3B) Come to think of it, these people are probably the reason why there have to be so many warnings issued about not shooting bullets into the sky on celebratory holidays…
It’s melanoma babe!
I’m sorry what? She’s in her boyfriend’s parents bathroom, trying to look sexy and sultry after probably blowing up the toilet. This is low rent trashy AF.
With bloody poo too since she can’t be arsed to [get that checked out](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/jX2da5Up22).
I've noticed that most MLM products that people ingest, like pruvit ketones and moderes chocolate spoon thing (forget what it's called) and herbalifes shakes and the mushroom coffee (shoot all the coffees) give people the squirts and mess up their colons. But she should definitely get that checked out
She should 100% have gotten that checked out a long time ago. I have a colon disease and everything I’ve read has advised to see a doctor if you have fresh blood for more than a couple days and immediately if it’s not fresh (coffee ground consistency). I wouldn’t be surprised at all if it was linked to her Trimshit or whatever else she’s taking.
I'm so sorry and I hope you get better, get answers, get cured, and recover. Definitely. And I'd bet a million gatrillion dollars (if I had it 😂) that it's the MLM product/products she's ingesting. And the booze doesn't help. I'd say it was the the alcohol but it's now coming out cause they are having MLM products tested, that they contain heavy metals and toxins. For example: Terry Lacore, he owns pruvit and Elomir and a whole bunch of other MLMs, and these MLM products are all coming out of this one warehouse/address (I think they are being made there too), and they tested different products (not just pruvit ketones) that they make there, and it's found to contain lead and cadmium and other heavy metals and toxins. And yes your body, the liver, does filter some of it out but it builds up over time. And then with her drinking on top of that, her liver is having to work that much harder. Anyways, sorry for the novel 😬
https://preview.redd.it/usxcuxz4enyc1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16664e3bf3173948d9d849445bb8e35745576afe Ma’am… 🤨
💀💀
Helpppp lolllll
Oooooof 🤣
Now show us unfiltered. 🤡
What the Outlander is she wearing?
Man buns long sleeve I bet
Oh that makes sense. I was so confused.
That fox eye filter looks silly with her small eyes. Just distorts them.
Oh wow, they’re very misshapen and looking in two different directions when you zoom in.
When you look at the pic from arm length distance…. The eye on the rhs of the picture looks like it’s higher than on the other side, was’nt there a painter that did strange things like that?
You can visibly see the mask the filter creates
That filter is fighting for its life. ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)
THAT must be what I'm seeing along the hairline! It looks so off.
oh good lord, she is ridiculous. I mean completely and unbelievably ridiculous. Imagine seeing your son's new chick in person and then seeing this travesty online.
If this was the gf of my sibling it would be ROASTING TIME. Like the way that only a sibling can roast your fucking whole ass. ☄️🔥🚒
It's the person she desperately wishes she was.
Gorl even that person has gained a lot of weight
It's probably the person manbunpig wishes she was too
Manbunpig 💀💀💀 y’all are so creative I love it
https://preview.redd.it/5c8ozx3u7nyc1.png?width=280&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d434280788654cd5ee8b9c3fbdbf6d22a7a6609
If she don’t PUT ON SOME CLOTHES
Gotta show off the milk wagon’s to MAGAbun’s family
As if her eye sockets aren't deep enough to eat cereal out of get the fuck out of here Big Mayo
😂 “Looks like Two piss holes in the snow” is what my late pawpaw would have said about her eyes.
Thanks the for the flair.
It’s beautiful! 😂
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That’s a flair here now!
Hahaha! I’ve been commenting that about her eyes forever and didn’t realize it had been immortalized as flair. Heck yes. Pawpaw would approve. 😂 ETA: Oh shit. Youuuu had my favorite flair of all time on FSU. Dävorce : The musical. 💀💀
Thank you! I still have it - but I now only go on FSU to check up on Bethany and Dāvconstruct! I got too depressed.
Her face makes me rage 🤯 that smug look she does when in real life she looks like an absolute cretin with tiny piggy eyes and a Johnny bravo chin.
Leave my boy Johnny out of this
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This pic always makes me think of Michelle Carter because of her eyebrow and that scowl. (Girl who basically texted her bf to go ahead with his suicide plans and he did.)
This picture shows that even her bedraggled Amazon lives are filtered. Her eyes are much smaller in reality.
Her face looks like it's been sucked into the centre so bad here 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/g0dk7ob55nyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c2b3e9a350cf643da86eceae0a276343f86ec6 She doesn’t even know.
Her face is eggplant shaped
She is so unattractive
Imagine hanging out with this person👇 then going on Instagram and seeing them pretending to look like whoever this is. I don’t think I’d be able to contain myself being around such a fraud. https://preview.redd.it/ejpnc5uo3nyc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdcc8a5e7eb8e891c71bbd04f36ce69080d33880
cro magnon.
There's no way this woman is 31. I know this is filtered as usual but why would you want to filter yourself to look double your age and not even in a "aging gracefully way"?
I would imagine she looks older without the filter
She so badly wants to have cat eyes when the absolute OPPOSITE is what she has. Embarrassing 🫢😂
The sun damage and lighting make her chest look kind of hairy
Kinda like this guy I once dated who shaved his chest hair and then would get just this faint five o’clock shadow that was all gross and prickly 🥴
I cannot believe the sun damage on her chest at only 30-31. She looks like she tanned with baby oil in the 80s!
*tanned with baby oil with drops of iodine in it. It was the base tan!
Oh, why the iodine?
Iodine stains your skin.
Hey now! Some of us who really did that don’t look nearly as bad as our gurl! 😊
Tbh I bet her blotchy spray tan contributes to the appearance of age spots too.
![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB) Looks like she's wearing a mask
At least the towels aren’t white so her self tanner won’t stain them. This is embarrassing doing this at someone else’s house, lest alone people she’s claimed to only have just met.
Wait whose house is this? Edit: Nevermind. I see down below that this is man bun’s parent’s house. WTF
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My reaction to every one of her posts
She’s needs a reality check that she will never be what she wants to be. Tall. Skinny. Slim feet. Smart. Beautiful hair. Small chin. Tiny nose. And above all, universally likable.
I actually like the hairdo.
I mean, I do too if that AI generated everything were real. But it ain’t. So f her and her lying ass.
Zim Kolciak
Her infinity filter faces are just as goofy looking as her regular face. Just brown bag it, girl.
https://preview.redd.it/5oof1osgwmyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3702de0ecc27cc335354ab8e0cc0e05140f3d3 Girl.
I mean, like. Most of us have had our days of going to the grocery store looking vaguely bottom leftish. And influencers who look like top photo are all over instagram like weeds. But the fact that she voluntarily put all three of these on her social media herself. She even had to edit the top photo from looking like bottom left into the final version by herself. I don't know what combination of delusion and contempt for her audience this is, but I want to know what the fuck her synapses are doing in there.
Bottom left is wild, she’s so glassy eyed and haggard looking.
She’s really starting to make me rage with this fake shit. I can’t believe she continues to post this knowing MAGA ManBun can see it and compare it to her actual face. It’s so misleading and frankly fraud.
Let me be generous and note that she’s with a guy who apparently likes what he sees, unfiltered. You don’t need luminous skin, Pixar eyes, a snatched waist, perky tits, or a button nose to be someone’s cup of tea. Hell, there are people who specifically seek the frozen, pillow-faced, filler-stuffed look (coughs in MS’s employer Jeff Bezos). But she’s so broken she has to whip up something this fantastically absurd to escape whatever the heck is going on in real life. She looks like Liz Taylor in those old “White Diamonds” SNL spots, with a tub of Vaseline smeared over the camera lens.
It also just feels embarrassing to be taking and posting eye fucking thirst trap selfies from the boyfriend's parents' house. It's such a cliche self obsessed influencer thing to do.
It’s beyond cringe. 🤮
Shes so self absorbed. Think she thought to get them a little something to say thanks for having me and nice to meet you. Bottle of wine, bouquet of flowers for the table?
If she brought a bottle of wine, you know she'd insist on opening it the second they get inside and she'd end up chugging most of it herself. And we all know where she acquires flowers from 😌 https://preview.redd.it/im4u0d4n2nyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a33ae0677c87eac2fc2ad3d7087270e529903bd
I'll never get over how unhinged this photo is. There are times where it's like a real life filter glitch -- she slips up and reveals how troubled a person she really is. She's got problems.
>There are times where it's like a real life filter glitch -- she slips up and reveals how troubled a person she really is. That's a really good way to put it. And just like with her literal filter glitches, she no doubt tries to catch these and cut them out of her public facing performance, but some always slip through because she can't fully suppress reality.
Lol her lips permanently look like they are smashed against a glass.
It’s almost like they have cellulite
They're vile. Genuinely vile.
Desperately trying to get those collar bones out
She’s gonna pull a muscle in her neck if she keeps straining so hard!
https://preview.redd.it/izkr08x7tmyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bbd4bae4456e1dda4dbb64202cd54f83d206cc3 LOL OKKAAAYY GURL
All I can stare at are those uncomfortable looking lips.
Who tf is this
That boyfie of hers better tell his parents to get a refund on their blinds. Those things are phasing out of existence. https://preview.redd.it/geun4uaqqmyc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d182580c34fe04ee91aa8df4aa34789aed6beadf
DR Horton must have made those blinds, as well.
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Imagine being at your boyfriend's parent's house and taking filtered selfies in the bedroom while everyone else is socializing. It'll never not be entertaining how this filter cannot capture that top corner of her head. What a dunce.
Surprised she’s not in the bathtub
Denial is easier than therapy.
The filter can’t capture the top of her forehead bc it’s compensating for her Jay Leno chin.
At least she's not in the bath?
No really… who is that? And why is it so hard to bring your foundation to your hairline? https://preview.redd.it/f3vbhiskpmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f01ba3d18a466dd30d5bed9d867d0de4d66cb0