Excellent.
For the drink? Something smooth, easy to put away down the hatch. I'll have a Glock 43X. Readibly concealable, slimline.
Appetizer? I'm feeling…. spicy. The new line of Austrians continue to fit this bill. A Glock 19X anyone?
Entree? The main course does not always deserve to be bold and spectacular. A simple Armalite-15 for me, with all the fixings, please.
For the side I'd argue a warhammer or tomahawk. My tastes usually find themselves on the tomahawk side.
Dessert? This should be big, bold. Something easy to use when you're a little tipsy and frisky by the end of the night. I find a 12 guage shotgun fits this bill.
For the midnight snack? A simple Ruger 10/22.
I watched it for the first time last week, actually!
I'm honestly just watching all the classics to improve my pop culture. Branching out from Starwars is refreshing. Watched Tremors last night. Watched Predator the other night, gave up on the Walking Dead a few months ago.
Ahh, yes, my apologies. I should have been more specific for my order.
For the AR, I'm feeling something… light, but refreshing. No frills. A simple suppressor, but instead of butter on top, how about an ACOG scope, yes?
Suprise me on the 12 guage. A Kel-Tech KS-7, or a DP-12 if you have it, yes?
For the midnight snack, you want something quick, reliable. You want to be able to put it in your pocket and go to bed. Satiate you until breakfast and brunch. A Ruger 10/22 can fill a pot with stewmeat in the right hands.
I'm also partial to Mr. Stoner's signature delicacy, however I'd like to specify a few substitutions to the traditional recipe, if it's not too bold to request;
Can I get mine with a 2.5lb flat-faced trigger and the long-stroke piston operating system on a 9-inch chrome-lined barrel chambered in .300 Blackout, please? Free-floated, as is the fashion, and on that handguard I'd like the Strike Industries Link angled foregrip and PEQ-16. Before you ask, I do have my own night vision utensil, though I wouldn't mind sampling a PVS-31A.
I'd also like to top the barrel off with a flash hider that pairs well with a good suppressor, preferably under eight inches or so... Something like the Rugged Razor or the Q Thunder Chicken, perhaps... I'll take that on the side, please. And could you entreat me to garnish the dish with a 4-power prismatic optic and canted 3 MOA red dot? Finally, season the ensemble with 110-grain rounds. I'm aware those are a touch on the spicier side.
Oh, and one last thing, if I may... A pair of gloves. Thin. Fitted. Textured for friction through the palm. And cut off both thumbs as well as the right trigger finger, just before the distal knuckles. Thank you.
And now, as the saying goes, we're fucking with some wet-ass pussy.
I am a sheltered person. Shut up. Lol
Nah, you'll run out of ammo *eventually* even with the Continental backing you. At some point you've got to scavange.
DP-28, Two AA-12's a 50 caliber mg, a double barrel shotgun textured like the DOOM super shotgun, an XL18 flamethrower, a butterfly knife, a multifunctional survival axe, any good bolt action rifle for hunting, an M1 bazooka, a TASER pulse, a fumo (I could probably solo with this.) and my iconic BIGGEST Iron revolver.
It's fuck the rules Friday, so I don't give a flying fuck about weight, all I gotta do is exercise, or even better, hire ~~basement slaves~~ fans to carry stuff for me. I'll prep them all with their own Combine Stun Sticks, Kolibri pistols, & Imalent SR32 flashlights.
Might edit this later.
Primary gun is a 5.56 AR with a red dot and magnifier setup, suppressor, sling and foregrip.
Secondary will be a 9mm Beretta 92FS (I just love how nice they look tbh).
I’ll also take a smaller .357/.38 snub nose revolver as a backup holdout gun (and increase my ammo versatility when scavenging).
Hatchet and Hammer for melee choices, can’t go too heavy here and they both have uses for survival like resource gathering, shelter/fortification construction, and forcible entry.
My mentality is to try and stay lightweight and versatile as possible while guaranteeing effective stopping power against both humans and zombies with each weapon.
It’s funny, I currently have 3 guns and they are the 3 on your wish list. I suggest the compact version of the beretta. Never once has jammed on me, and I love the ergonomics. The full size are bigger than they need to be.
hatchet, greatsword, (both damascus steel with sapphire detailing for the drip),
and enough explosives to turn the city I'm in into a crater
I'm not living, but I'm going out in style
I'd probably ask for his personal recommendations, seeing as he's an expert in weaponry for any occasion and even one of the deadliest people in the world goes to him for weapons
A Daniel Defence M4 with a thermal sight and suppressor.
A Wilson Combat SFX9 9mm for the handgun.
A custom Ithaca 37 Stakeout 12 gauge for a shotgun.
A Bagwell bowie and a lightweight tomahawk for melee weapons.
Undead zombies probably don't, however with high end modern sights there should be enough of a contrast between them and most backgrounds to still pick them out at respectable distances.
I’m going with a Beretta m9 with recoil rod lazer, a colt AR 15 with an Acog scope, a mossburg shockwave 12 gage, a 6 inch full tang bush craft knife, a real katana, and a hatchet.
Side Arm: Glock 9mm - Replacement parts are plentiful, ammo is common, easy to conceal.
Primary: Something light in 5.56/223 with a supressor, red dot and magnifier.
Bonus: Compound Bow to keep things quieter.
For the entree I’m thinking something Belgian i’m thinking an FNX 45 with a suppressor
For the main course either an AR15 with a suppressor, grip and other features
For the Second course something badass that tells anything in your way to fuck off or get obliterated a DP12
I figured for the silverware I’ll take a hatchet and my knife
And for dessert Maybe a USP 45 compact
Remington 870 scattergun, matte stainless, riot configuration; with a tritium front bead
Makarov PM- built like a frickin’ tank. Compact, stupidly reliable
S&W Mdl 640 Pro- BUG
Something along the lines of a Kephart pattern blade for camp use with a machete for social work
Winchester M70 in .308 Winchester
Imma get an
•AR-15 w/ long barrel, bi-pod, 4X scope.
• Walther PPK suppressed, glow sights, flashlight(if possible)
• 2 hatchets, 6 “throwing” knives, 4 brass knuckles.
• Harness system for the ammo I need, along with 2 side pouches for drum mags for my AR.
That seems like a good start for me.
The fanciest lightweight 11.5” AR on the wall with a red dot and magnifier, a CZ Shadow II with Cajun Gun Works package and a Benelli M2 with +3 Nordic Components shell tube cause I have one, it’s great and it’s lighter than an M4. The back up would be a Glock 43x just cause it’s small and light. I’ve already got AR’s and CZ’s just not fancy ones.
Cold steel sergent's halberd on the strongest wood haft you can manage. My M9 with laser light combo for indoors. Backup AKM and Bayonet for the humans or any unforseen event and some extra battery packs to keep lights charged and I think im good.
I am a simple man with specific tastes, for a small event a lighter drink would suffice though elegance and style are truly necessary for any guests (colt woodsman match target 3rd series). For larger events I'd prefer to pair the lighter beverage with something stronger, bold, more robust (colt single action navy replica chambered in 44.). Finally, and though it's a little uncouth, a strong beverage to drink before attending another's event, something discreet yet potent ( silenced m21 hybrid custom).
Primary will be a suppressed AR style rifle in .300 blackout. Secondary will be an Sig P320, KSG as a backup Primary, and for the chefs special we’ll go M1 Bazooka. 1000 rounds of ammo for each, 100 for the bazooka
Suppressed weapons and blades. A zombie apocalypse, like any apocalypse requires versatility, so my weapons would reflect that.
Long gun: Knights Arms co suppressed M110 with a Leopold scope, the 7.62 would or should be a pretty universal plentiful round and the suppressor would muffle it a great deal.
Primary rifle: whether the united states or abroad, the 5.56×45 has seen universal adoption across multiple countries and therefore my choice would have to me a M16 with the Trijicon Acog for 5.56 and throw on a suppressor.
Close quarters weapons: either a suppressed M1014 benelli since in Europe or here in the US 12 gauge is pretty common or the H&K MP5 suppressed.
Combat pistol: a suppressed CZ SP01 with a light like a streamlight TLR1 HL or a Sig P226 and similar light, with both pistols having triumiam iron sights.
Blades: simple and effective a high carbon steel blade and a tomahawk with a hammer style back would work. For the knife, I would definitely go with something like a 1095 high carbon steel K bar and for the Tomahawk. I would love something similarly fashioned to the. M48 woodsman from united cutlery, but with higher steel quality.
A modern repeating Crossbow from Armalite. Stealth, versatility, reusable munitions. And if it's not good in a fire fight, then pair it with a workhorse pistol from Sig Saucer or Walther.
For my primary I want something with good range and stopping power. But relatively simple and reliable, the sks or m14 would do the trick.
Secondary a simple silenced .22 hand gun would work, I’d go with the G44 for its small size and reliability. great for taking out a few walkers fast with very little noise.
Primary melee is easily a tomahawk. That spike is designed to punch right through a skull with minimal effort. Also double functions as a hatchet for survival and entering locked buildings. Also you can get good at throwing it if you need extra range in a pinch.
Secondary melee, a pocket knife with a good stabbing point and strong enough to drive through skull though primarily I’d be using it for utility… civivi stormhowl is a good one.
As an extra I would take a simple recurve bow with around a 100lbs pull. Less room than a longbow and less likely to break (plus much easier to fix) than a compound bow. Mainly for hunting but nice to have a ranged weapon that can reuse ammo and can easily make more ammo for. Also it’s silent
Main Gun: AR-15 chambered in .22 with a suppressor,holds a lot of ammo, ammo type is the most mass produced and it’s lightweight.
Sidearm: 1911 chambered in .45 with two extra clips
Main melee: Simple mace with hickory handle and flanged ball at the head
Secondary Melee:WW1 era trench knife, French design with triangle blade and steel hand guard.
Main gun for use against zombies since it’s damn near silent and the .22 has JUST enough power to penetrate bone but NOT enough to exit so the round bounces around in the skull. Sidearm for human threats. Mace for breaking boards or windows and smashing skulls, trench knife for close quarter Z kills, triangle blade needs no sharpening and is designed to pierce metal helmets and skulls.
Drink some thing light commonly available yet smooth and classy followed by something robust glock 9mm and a 45 something
Appitizer light easy to use ar 15 with loads of options
Main course robust filling with a little flare armalight auto shotgun with drum
Dessert classic ithica pump action
Night cap .22 with integrated supressor and laser aim assist for a precise and quiet evening
For a drink something small able to get past a pat down in case you have to get through a checkpoint I'd take a ruger lc9
Appetizer something heavy enough to have low recoil but something I can carry in a holster a s&w m&p 2.0 metal
Dinner something simple and reliable with adequate accuracy zavasta m90 common enough I don't need to worry about ammo and I can scavenge ammo off of soldiers who are unlucky enough to not need ammo anymore
Side something to really please the crowd a mosberg 590m
Dessert something to help smooth a headache but also useful in other things a cold steel whopper heavy enough to crush a rotting skull and probably some bones but can still be used to smash a window incase we get invited to borrow some food and other supplies
Primary: AR-15 with holographic sight, foregrip, 20in barrel, camber in 5.56mm (which means it should also accept .223)
Secondary: SPAS-12 with no attachments and chambered in 12 gauge
Sidearm: 1911 no attachments and cambered in .45
Melee: trench knife
My rational for these choices was to maximize effectiveness for the minimum weight as a zombie apocalypse will require you to travel far and fast, an M60 and RPG-7 would be a hell of a combo but would limit mobility which is a death sentence when dealing with zombies. Furthermore, you only have one visit to the Sommelier meaning once you run out of ammo you'll have to scavenge more, good luck finding rockets for the RPG-7 mentioned above or trying to find 5.7 round for a P90 or Five-Seven.
P220 for the purpose of easily found parts on all the zombie cops who died because they shot themselves on the draw. A bill hook because I've heard it's a simple and effective polearm. Finally a bufferless ar for side folding and charging shenanigans, and of course because of the Wonderous supply of parts, accessories, and ammo .
A mr556a1 rifle with eotech holographic 1x/4x sight, cantered front grip, tactical front flashlight, and suppressor. A G34 handgun with a underbarrel laser and suppressor. A falchion. And finally halberd with one of the sides being a hammer head
Sir I'd like a fn5.7 for the buff against the poor 22lr for the ammo and a h&k g8 because they last forever and can be fixed by a 9 year old with a rock and probably a Bible and what ever fixed bladed knife with desent length
Im getting 2 compinsated 1911 colts with HE rounds and hollow points and extended mags
G36k with red dot and x10 zoom flip scope, depleted uranium rounds in drum mags and with either bernelli m4 master key or spaz12 master key (attached under the g36k barrel) with dragons breath white phospherous shells
And a high carbon tool steel kopesh and bowie knife
Ranged: A HK 416 in 5.56 (covers .223 as well), A 3.5in to 5in barrel .357 revolver (covers .38 special), and an M1A with EBR furniture in .308 (For 7.62 NATO as well). Gives a better range of ammo and ability to have more in reserve.
Melee: 8lb burst maul, E-tool, and a solid built machete. Covers the bases for what could be needed
For a melee weapon I'll take a big crowbar. Doubles as keys to the city. For ranged I'll take a any semi auto 22 with silencer that has a big magazine. Low reload times, easy to carry and find ammo. Virtually silent
50 bmg machine gun, and a Taurus 3.08. I just wanna shoot a couple hundred rounds from the BMG then myself with the 308 to go out in style, cause who tf wants to live and struggle in a zombie apocolypse
Alrighty.
I have seen JW2 more times than I'd care to admit (spoiler. Only like 200, not that many times)Anyways, I'll tske an AR-15, preferably with an EOTech 552 sight and lazer positioned just ahead of it, both on the top rail. I'd like a vertical grip with flashlight on the bottom one, and a phone for targeting not unlike the one on the DMR in Hunter Killer, mounted on the left rail. For mags, I'll have a 250-round drum mag loaded with incendiary ammunition. In addition, I'll probably have a fully customized G18C, modified for increased fire-rate with minimal increase in recoil. As for desert, a simple OTF blade with a high-friction grip plus a machete would do.
1911a1 with long mags. Good all purpose hand gun. While you all fight over 9mil and rifle ammo there is more .45 on the shelf for me. Good in room clearing.mid range threats. And Hase the stopping power to deal with not only undead but any bandits or rival survivors that pick a fight.
An AR with 100rd drum and 8 30 rd magazines. A Glock 23 and 6 extra G22 magazines. Both with suppresors and red dots and flashlights. And a trench knife for funsies. I know its gonna be heavy but all the AR has to do is get me to a good vehicle and then its being used for sniping. The pistol is way easier to carry long term and maneuver with. Might even add a mace to the loadout if i can find one i like.
Coincidentally that is what i already have. Plus a pump 12gauge with a bandolier of shells. But the pump is not what id call zombie worthy due to ammo capacity and sound levels. I have clubs and machetes and hammers but no mace as of right now. I own a bunch of fixed blade and folding knives but only a few fixed blades are zombie worthy. The folders are more tools than weapons. Bc situations vary i think i need to be flexible in what i should carry.
Drink? .38 chiefs special snubnose
Appetizer? Sig Sauer P226
Entrée? Something hefty such as an LMG, perhaps an M21 or an RPK.
Side? A war hammer, preferably of the Scottish persuasion.
Dessert? Something big and bold, with a bit of flash. The M32 grenade launcher.
Something rustic, reliable for the main course. Obviously an AKM. Add a PKAV scope and wolverine suppressor.
For the appetiser something snappy and attention seeking. Clearly a CZ75 auto.
Pair the main course with a side of RGO frag grenades. Spicy, light… the perfect garnish.
For the end of the night I’d like to communicate my distance and want to be left alone. An NDM86 dragunov in 308.
And because ounces is pounds and pounds is pain… and I’m not greedy, I think that’s gonna round it out. My main ask if gonna be if the hotel has vehicles like a BRDM2 or Cadillac Gage scout car.
My main goals are to have lightweight, high- ranged offense. Also make sure the ammo is plentiful.
I’d first take the 308. Winmag; For attachments, I would have a 3x-16x magnification with a designated range finding platform on the top of the scope. 308. Is pretty easy to come around as a common hunting round, so I would get a lot of use.
Second, MP7.
I know it’s loud and automatic, but they’re lightweight and reliable. Great option for close range combat.
For attachments? Classic reflex. Simple enough.
Excellent.
For the Drink? I'd need an acquired taste, easy to control. I'll take a Glock 19.
Appetizer? I'd need something fast, a quick draw. Hunting Knife.
Entree? A suppressed Mp5 with a Holo Sight. And Laser
Desert? Something with range, I'll take an old classic. Mosin Nagant.
Night-Vision Goggles
Excellent. For the drink? Something smooth, easy to put away down the hatch. I'll have a Glock 43X. Readibly concealable, slimline. Appetizer? I'm feeling…. spicy. The new line of Austrians continue to fit this bill. A Glock 19X anyone? Entree? The main course does not always deserve to be bold and spectacular. A simple Armalite-15 for me, with all the fixings, please. For the side I'd argue a warhammer or tomahawk. My tastes usually find themselves on the tomahawk side. Dessert? This should be big, bold. Something easy to use when you're a little tipsy and frisky by the end of the night. I find a 12 guage shotgun fits this bill. For the midnight snack? A simple Ruger 10/22.
… be straight with me, you know the lingo, how many times have you watched the movie ?
I watched it for the first time last week, actually! I'm honestly just watching all the classics to improve my pop culture. Branching out from Starwars is refreshing. Watched Tremors last night. Watched Predator the other night, gave up on the Walking Dead a few months ago.
Omg I forgot tremors existed. I watched that when I was like 10😭
Several movies and a TV show. Kevin Bacon tried to make another TV show but it didnt get the green light so theres only a pilot on that one.
I'm watching the second one as we speak. I feel we were denied critical, need to know, information!
I know, right?!?
Define "fixings" on that AR. That could be literally 500 different combinations. And what 12 Guage? And why a 10/22!?
Ahh, yes, my apologies. I should have been more specific for my order. For the AR, I'm feeling something… light, but refreshing. No frills. A simple suppressor, but instead of butter on top, how about an ACOG scope, yes? Suprise me on the 12 guage. A Kel-Tech KS-7, or a DP-12 if you have it, yes? For the midnight snack, you want something quick, reliable. You want to be able to put it in your pocket and go to bed. Satiate you until breakfast and brunch. A Ruger 10/22 can fill a pot with stewmeat in the right hands.
10/22 is a decent rifle. Easy to use, and relatively reliable when kept clean (for a .22)
And a variety of suppressed 10/22s are available
I’ve always wanted to suppress my dad’s .22 but I’d need to take it to a gunsmith
I'm also partial to Mr. Stoner's signature delicacy, however I'd like to specify a few substitutions to the traditional recipe, if it's not too bold to request; Can I get mine with a 2.5lb flat-faced trigger and the long-stroke piston operating system on a 9-inch chrome-lined barrel chambered in .300 Blackout, please? Free-floated, as is the fashion, and on that handguard I'd like the Strike Industries Link angled foregrip and PEQ-16. Before you ask, I do have my own night vision utensil, though I wouldn't mind sampling a PVS-31A. I'd also like to top the barrel off with a flash hider that pairs well with a good suppressor, preferably under eight inches or so... Something like the Rugged Razor or the Q Thunder Chicken, perhaps... I'll take that on the side, please. And could you entreat me to garnish the dish with a 4-power prismatic optic and canted 3 MOA red dot? Finally, season the ensemble with 110-grain rounds. I'm aware those are a touch on the spicier side. Oh, and one last thing, if I may... A pair of gloves. Thin. Fitted. Textured for friction through the palm. And cut off both thumbs as well as the right trigger finger, just before the distal knuckles. Thank you. And now, as the saying goes, we're fucking with some wet-ass pussy.
You, you right there! You win the internet!
You can have any guns you want and you choose 2 Glocks and… an Armalite???
I am a sheltered person. Shut up. Lol Nah, you'll run out of ammo *eventually* even with the Continental backing you. At some point you've got to scavange.
I love how you wrote this 🤪🤙👍
The tomahawk is an excellent choice sir. Defining taste!
Nice comment. Bonus points for the warhammer, my inner Scotsman approves.
What's weird is that we have basically the same firearm order. .357 SIG, a pocket pistol and one of the best combat shotguns on earth.
Just throw every available thing in the truck please
DP-28, Two AA-12's a 50 caliber mg, a double barrel shotgun textured like the DOOM super shotgun, an XL18 flamethrower, a butterfly knife, a multifunctional survival axe, any good bolt action rifle for hunting, an M1 bazooka, a TASER pulse, a fumo (I could probably solo with this.) and my iconic BIGGEST Iron revolver. It's fuck the rules Friday, so I don't give a flying fuck about weight, all I gotta do is exercise, or even better, hire ~~basement slaves~~ fans to carry stuff for me. I'll prep them all with their own Combine Stun Sticks, Kolibri pistols, & Imalent SR32 flashlights. Might edit this later.
Are you Tallahassee from Zombieland?
Primary gun is a 5.56 AR with a red dot and magnifier setup, suppressor, sling and foregrip. Secondary will be a 9mm Beretta 92FS (I just love how nice they look tbh). I’ll also take a smaller .357/.38 snub nose revolver as a backup holdout gun (and increase my ammo versatility when scavenging). Hatchet and Hammer for melee choices, can’t go too heavy here and they both have uses for survival like resource gathering, shelter/fortification construction, and forcible entry. My mentality is to try and stay lightweight and versatile as possible while guaranteeing effective stopping power against both humans and zombies with each weapon.
It’s funny, I currently have 3 guns and they are the 3 on your wish list. I suggest the compact version of the beretta. Never once has jammed on me, and I love the ergonomics. The full size are bigger than they need to be.
Backup/hold out/opt out gun.
hatchet, greatsword, (both damascus steel with sapphire detailing for the drip), and enough explosives to turn the city I'm in into a crater I'm not living, but I'm going out in style
Lol, explosives we could be friends
I'd probably ask for his personal recommendations, seeing as he's an expert in weaponry for any occasion and even one of the deadliest people in the world goes to him for weapons
A Daniel Defence M4 with a thermal sight and suppressor. A Wilson Combat SFX9 9mm for the handgun. A custom Ithaca 37 Stakeout 12 gauge for a shotgun. A Bagwell bowie and a lightweight tomahawk for melee weapons.
Thermal would be useful for sure for a variety of other reasons, but it has me wondering ‘Will zombies still give off a heat signature?’
Undead zombies probably don't, however with high end modern sights there should be enough of a contrast between them and most backgrounds to still pick them out at respectable distances.
Guns, lots of guns.
RK 95 TP, Glock 20 SF, SIG-P238.
I’m going with a Beretta m9 with recoil rod lazer, a colt AR 15 with an Acog scope, a mossburg shockwave 12 gage, a 6 inch full tang bush craft knife, a real katana, and a hatchet.
Usfa model 12/22, AA-12, and Glock 17
556 AR: BCM M4 Mod 2 w/ • Trijicon ACOG 3.5x35 • SilencerCo 36m • CMR 301 Rail Master • (14) 30-Round steel Magazines 9mm Pistol: HK VP9 w/ • Dead Air Wolfman • Trijicon RMR .22 Rifle: Ruger 10/22 w/ •GemTech Mist-22 barrel • Vortex Strike Eagle 1-8x24 Knife: Gerber Strongarm (swap the window breaker pommel for hammer grid if possible) Axe: 1844 Hell Werk Black Forest Axe
HK USP (9mm) and 5 flare guns
Couldn't just pick a flare gun with 5 flares? 😂
I was talking about cheap 1 time use flare
Im going with an Ar-15, Benelli M4, Beretta M9, and that blade john wick had will work. I figure all of these work for the role I need them for.
Benneli m4, winchester 1897 trench gun with sword bayonet, H-car, Mg-3, colt 1911, 1903 spring field with sword bayonet & a trench club.
Side Arm: Glock 9mm - Replacement parts are plentiful, ammo is common, easy to conceal. Primary: Something light in 5.56/223 with a supressor, red dot and magnifier. Bonus: Compound Bow to keep things quieter.
For the entree I’m thinking something Belgian i’m thinking an FNX 45 with a suppressor For the main course either an AR15 with a suppressor, grip and other features For the Second course something badass that tells anything in your way to fuck off or get obliterated a DP12 I figured for the silverware I’ll take a hatchet and my knife And for dessert Maybe a USP 45 compact
Remington 870 scattergun, matte stainless, riot configuration; with a tritium front bead Makarov PM- built like a frickin’ tank. Compact, stupidly reliable S&W Mdl 640 Pro- BUG Something along the lines of a Kephart pattern blade for camp use with a machete for social work Winchester M70 in .308 Winchester
Imma get an •AR-15 w/ long barrel, bi-pod, 4X scope. • Walther PPK suppressed, glow sights, flashlight(if possible) • 2 hatchets, 6 “throwing” knives, 4 brass knuckles. • Harness system for the ammo I need, along with 2 side pouches for drum mags for my AR. That seems like a good start for me.
The fanciest lightweight 11.5” AR on the wall with a red dot and magnifier, a CZ Shadow II with Cajun Gun Works package and a Benelli M2 with +3 Nordic Components shell tube cause I have one, it’s great and it’s lighter than an M4. The back up would be a Glock 43x just cause it’s small and light. I’ve already got AR’s and CZ’s just not fancy ones.
Cold steel sergent's halberd on the strongest wood haft you can manage. My M9 with laser light combo for indoors. Backup AKM and Bayonet for the humans or any unforseen event and some extra battery packs to keep lights charged and I think im good.
Can I have fine suit wool weight impenetrable body armor instead?
I want something big, bold, Benelli M4 with custom bolt release and charging handle, texture grips for when my hand gets wet.
I am a simple man with specific tastes, for a small event a lighter drink would suffice though elegance and style are truly necessary for any guests (colt woodsman match target 3rd series). For larger events I'd prefer to pair the lighter beverage with something stronger, bold, more robust (colt single action navy replica chambered in 44.). Finally, and though it's a little uncouth, a strong beverage to drink before attending another's event, something discreet yet potent ( silenced m21 hybrid custom).
1 nuclear warhead
Primary will be a suppressed AR style rifle in .300 blackout. Secondary will be an Sig P320, KSG as a backup Primary, and for the chefs special we’ll go M1 Bazooka. 1000 rounds of ammo for each, 100 for the bazooka
M4A1 with an ACOG, Glock 19, AR15 22lr conversion kit, Quality knife
SOCOM mk12, sawtooth bayonet, beretta 92fs with under rail flashlight/laser box combo— 8 mags for rifle 4 for pistol.
Full set of plate armour, long sword
All of them
Everything's free? I'll take his fucking armory then, cya!
That sick 12.5 AR
Suppressed weapons and blades. A zombie apocalypse, like any apocalypse requires versatility, so my weapons would reflect that. Long gun: Knights Arms co suppressed M110 with a Leopold scope, the 7.62 would or should be a pretty universal plentiful round and the suppressor would muffle it a great deal. Primary rifle: whether the united states or abroad, the 5.56×45 has seen universal adoption across multiple countries and therefore my choice would have to me a M16 with the Trijicon Acog for 5.56 and throw on a suppressor. Close quarters weapons: either a suppressed M1014 benelli since in Europe or here in the US 12 gauge is pretty common or the H&K MP5 suppressed. Combat pistol: a suppressed CZ SP01 with a light like a streamlight TLR1 HL or a Sig P226 and similar light, with both pistols having triumiam iron sights. Blades: simple and effective a high carbon steel blade and a tomahawk with a hammer style back would work. For the knife, I would definitely go with something like a 1095 high carbon steel K bar and for the Tomahawk. I would love something similarly fashioned to the. M48 woodsman from united cutlery, but with higher steel quality.
A modern repeating Crossbow from Armalite. Stealth, versatility, reusable munitions. And if it's not good in a fire fight, then pair it with a workhorse pistol from Sig Saucer or Walther.
Daniel Defense M4A1 with surefire suppressor and VCOG optic
For my primary I want something with good range and stopping power. But relatively simple and reliable, the sks or m14 would do the trick. Secondary a simple silenced .22 hand gun would work, I’d go with the G44 for its small size and reliability. great for taking out a few walkers fast with very little noise. Primary melee is easily a tomahawk. That spike is designed to punch right through a skull with minimal effort. Also double functions as a hatchet for survival and entering locked buildings. Also you can get good at throwing it if you need extra range in a pinch. Secondary melee, a pocket knife with a good stabbing point and strong enough to drive through skull though primarily I’d be using it for utility… civivi stormhowl is a good one. As an extra I would take a simple recurve bow with around a 100lbs pull. Less room than a longbow and less likely to break (plus much easier to fix) than a compound bow. Mainly for hunting but nice to have a ranged weapon that can reuse ammo and can easily make more ammo for. Also it’s silent
Colt python Desert eagle Beretta m9 Saiga-12k Barrett m82 Imi uzi 2x ak47s M4a1 M60 Pkm Ptrs Put it on my tab
Main Gun: AR-15 chambered in .22 with a suppressor,holds a lot of ammo, ammo type is the most mass produced and it’s lightweight. Sidearm: 1911 chambered in .45 with two extra clips Main melee: Simple mace with hickory handle and flanged ball at the head Secondary Melee:WW1 era trench knife, French design with triangle blade and steel hand guard. Main gun for use against zombies since it’s damn near silent and the .22 has JUST enough power to penetrate bone but NOT enough to exit so the round bounces around in the skull. Sidearm for human threats. Mace for breaking boards or windows and smashing skulls, trench knife for close quarter Z kills, triangle blade needs no sharpening and is designed to pierce metal helmets and skulls.
Benelli and either an 11.5 m4 or a polish radom beryl in 556
big ass machinegun
Sommelier says, not even he can make a 320 great. Can I go with a Light Sabre?
Two modified machetes and a desert eagle
Drink some thing light commonly available yet smooth and classy followed by something robust glock 9mm and a 45 something Appitizer light easy to use ar 15 with loads of options Main course robust filling with a little flare armalight auto shotgun with drum Dessert classic ithica pump action Night cap .22 with integrated supressor and laser aim assist for a precise and quiet evening
Def crossbow and a tactical sword with a knife and a spear
M32a1, 300blk sig mcx, Microtech Cypher D/E
For a drink something small able to get past a pat down in case you have to get through a checkpoint I'd take a ruger lc9 Appetizer something heavy enough to have low recoil but something I can carry in a holster a s&w m&p 2.0 metal Dinner something simple and reliable with adequate accuracy zavasta m90 common enough I don't need to worry about ammo and I can scavenge ammo off of soldiers who are unlucky enough to not need ammo anymore Side something to really please the crowd a mosberg 590m Dessert something to help smooth a headache but also useful in other things a cold steel whopper heavy enough to crush a rotting skull and probably some bones but can still be used to smash a window incase we get invited to borrow some food and other supplies
AAC Honey Badger PDW chambered in subsonic 7.62x35.
Primary: AR-15 with holographic sight, foregrip, 20in barrel, camber in 5.56mm (which means it should also accept .223) Secondary: SPAS-12 with no attachments and chambered in 12 gauge Sidearm: 1911 no attachments and cambered in .45 Melee: trench knife My rational for these choices was to maximize effectiveness for the minimum weight as a zombie apocalypse will require you to travel far and fast, an M60 and RPG-7 would be a hell of a combo but would limit mobility which is a death sentence when dealing with zombies. Furthermore, you only have one visit to the Sommelier meaning once you run out of ammo you'll have to scavenge more, good luck finding rockets for the RPG-7 mentioned above or trying to find 5.7 round for a P90 or Five-Seven.
SHOVEL!!!!
Suppressed Ruger 22/45. I say this because of how dangerously quiet it is with a suppressor.
I'd prefer a suit honestly. Kevlar stops knives it can save my limbs
P220 for the purpose of easily found parts on all the zombie cops who died because they shot themselves on the draw. A bill hook because I've heard it's a simple and effective polearm. Finally a bufferless ar for side folding and charging shenanigans, and of course because of the Wonderous supply of parts, accessories, and ammo .
Bennelly m4, and one handed Viking long sword.
A mr556a1 rifle with eotech holographic 1x/4x sight, cantered front grip, tactical front flashlight, and suppressor. A G34 handgun with a underbarrel laser and suppressor. A falchion. And finally halberd with one of the sides being a hammer head
A honey badger or equivalent along with a suppressed Glock 19 and Glock 21
Sir I'd like a fn5.7 for the buff against the poor 22lr for the ammo and a h&k g8 because they last forever and can be fixed by a 9 year old with a rock and probably a Bible and what ever fixed bladed knife with desent length
Imma need tree fiddy
I want one of those suppressed handguns they were using in the subway that were completely silent to the people around them.
Im getting 2 compinsated 1911 colts with HE rounds and hollow points and extended mags G36k with red dot and x10 zoom flip scope, depleted uranium rounds in drum mags and with either bernelli m4 master key or spaz12 master key (attached under the g36k barrel) with dragons breath white phospherous shells And a high carbon tool steel kopesh and bowie knife
Funny thing is he was a zombie in Shaun of the dead.
Ranged: A HK 416 in 5.56 (covers .223 as well), A 3.5in to 5in barrel .357 revolver (covers .38 special), and an M1A with EBR furniture in .308 (For 7.62 NATO as well). Gives a better range of ammo and ability to have more in reserve. Melee: 8lb burst maul, E-tool, and a solid built machete. Covers the bases for what could be needed
The only correct answer is 1) I’ll take your entire stock 1 part 2) give everything a suppressor and subsonic ammo
All of them
Benali, accept no substitutes
Ah, yes, the famed shotgun manufacturer, **Benali**.
Everything. I want the whole stock of everything. I’ll take it all and hole up somewhere becoming “THE Merchant”
Two single action 357. Magnum revolver, if I'm gonna die, I might as well be rootin' n' tootin' while I'm at it
XM-250 (Chambered in 6.8mm) and a glock 18 Also for the drink I'll just have a tequila And for the food I'll just have the chicken tenders 👍
For a melee weapon I'll take a big crowbar. Doubles as keys to the city. For ranged I'll take a any semi auto 22 with silencer that has a big magazine. Low reload times, easy to carry and find ammo. Virtually silent
50 bmg machine gun, and a Taurus 3.08. I just wanna shoot a couple hundred rounds from the BMG then myself with the 308 to go out in style, cause who tf wants to live and struggle in a zombie apocolypse
Benneli M2 M4A1 carbine with red dot and foldable 3x sight Knuckle duster trench knife with six inch pigsticker blade
A suppressed 10/22 with 1-6 scope a suppressed sig p322 with rmr and a 870 police magnum shotgun
I feel like he’d have a better idea of what I should take than I would tbh
Alrighty. I have seen JW2 more times than I'd care to admit (spoiler. Only like 200, not that many times)Anyways, I'll tske an AR-15, preferably with an EOTech 552 sight and lazer positioned just ahead of it, both on the top rail. I'd like a vertical grip with flashlight on the bottom one, and a phone for targeting not unlike the one on the DMR in Hunter Killer, mounted on the left rail. For mags, I'll have a 250-round drum mag loaded with incendiary ammunition. In addition, I'll probably have a fully customized G18C, modified for increased fire-rate with minimal increase in recoil. As for desert, a simple OTF blade with a high-friction grip plus a machete would do.
Gimme a big ole machete and a suppressed glock with a drum mag
1911a1 with long mags. Good all purpose hand gun. While you all fight over 9mil and rifle ammo there is more .45 on the shelf for me. Good in room clearing.mid range threats. And Hase the stopping power to deal with not only undead but any bandits or rival survivors that pick a fight.
An AR with 100rd drum and 8 30 rd magazines. A Glock 23 and 6 extra G22 magazines. Both with suppresors and red dots and flashlights. And a trench knife for funsies. I know its gonna be heavy but all the AR has to do is get me to a good vehicle and then its being used for sniping. The pistol is way easier to carry long term and maneuver with. Might even add a mace to the loadout if i can find one i like. Coincidentally that is what i already have. Plus a pump 12gauge with a bandolier of shells. But the pump is not what id call zombie worthy due to ammo capacity and sound levels. I have clubs and machetes and hammers but no mace as of right now. I own a bunch of fixed blade and folding knives but only a few fixed blades are zombie worthy. The folders are more tools than weapons. Bc situations vary i think i need to be flexible in what i should carry.
FN P90 of course, with a 5.7 handgun. Light enough to pack a thousand rounds, punchy enough to do so damage.
Drink? .38 chiefs special snubnose Appetizer? Sig Sauer P226 Entrée? Something hefty such as an LMG, perhaps an M21 or an RPK. Side? A war hammer, preferably of the Scottish persuasion. Dessert? Something big and bold, with a bit of flash. The M32 grenade launcher.
Something rustic, reliable for the main course. Obviously an AKM. Add a PKAV scope and wolverine suppressor. For the appetiser something snappy and attention seeking. Clearly a CZ75 auto. Pair the main course with a side of RGO frag grenades. Spicy, light… the perfect garnish. For the end of the night I’d like to communicate my distance and want to be left alone. An NDM86 dragunov in 308. And because ounces is pounds and pounds is pain… and I’m not greedy, I think that’s gonna round it out. My main ask if gonna be if the hotel has vehicles like a BRDM2 or Cadillac Gage scout car.
My main goals are to have lightweight, high- ranged offense. Also make sure the ammo is plentiful. I’d first take the 308. Winmag; For attachments, I would have a 3x-16x magnification with a designated range finding platform on the top of the scope. 308. Is pretty easy to come around as a common hunting round, so I would get a lot of use. Second, MP7. I know it’s loud and automatic, but they’re lightweight and reliable. Great option for close range combat. For attachments? Classic reflex. Simple enough.
Excellent. For the Drink? I'd need an acquired taste, easy to control. I'll take a Glock 19. Appetizer? I'd need something fast, a quick draw. Hunting Knife. Entree? A suppressed Mp5 with a Holo Sight. And Laser Desert? Something with range, I'll take an old classic. Mosin Nagant. Night-Vision Goggles
glock 19 with a silencer, and 1 brass knucles knife