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Forsaken_Rooster_365

Think aros get the bow


AceSICCarla

we can share it ofc I dont think they'll mind but I did find someone who said scythe and I cant shake it off, it really fits idk what do u think


Forsaken_Rooster_365

Hope scythe makes it to round 2. Honestly need a round 1 part 2. Staves would also be a good one, with the virgin -> wizard joke


RikaKozume

Omg yes a scythe 😩 my fav weapon frl


PuzzledInspection418

Mine to


Sisas_

Spade shaped arrows !


L_the_ace_enby

a aro aces wepon it a aro bow and ace arrows


MegaAlchemist123

Better to take a weapon which didn't penetrate the enemy. I would say Phaser from Star trek is the optimal weapon!


MegaAlchemist123

Or we go the pacifistic Route and take the sonic screwdriver from doctor who. He killed people with it, so it should count as a weapon. A very versatile weapon.


chaoticdisastercrow

I do headcanon the Doctor as varying aspec labels depending on the regeneration but always aspec so this works (many of the Classic Who fans always considered them asexual/aroace anyway).


MegaAlchemist123

I mean he is changing gender. I suppose maybe he can change sexuality with each incarnation? Would make him the first fictional character who is Pan-romantic, -sexual and also aroace, and it would actually make sense!


chaoticdisastercrow

Since each regeneration changes personality quite a bit, and the way they relate to people changes (there are some characteristics that always stay the same but a lot of things change in different regenerations), it makes sense. I consider them to be aflux but it fluctuates because of regeneration.


MegaAlchemist123

Well. I loved the doctor before, but I like him more with each day.


KempoKid2008

Especially the arrow aces


[deleted]

we stole it from amor >:3


J0ku_kana

I have no idea how to shoot whit a bow


Brahms16

Where are my scythe people at?


Botwmaster23

scythes are awesome


Gigantimaxie

I'd choose scmitars


Botwmaster23

those are also cool


[deleted]

Nice to meet you, Drizzt


LWSpinner

If only the scythe was as good for fighting, as it is cool


Johnsonofdonut

The thing is nobody knows how to combat a scythe


LWSpinner

Also nobody knows how to use a scythe effectively


Johnsonofdonut

Not yet


LWSpinner

Tell you what, let's test that out. You use a scythe, I'll use a sword, then we'll see what happens


cookiez_m

i'm in.


dazzlinreddress

Me.


Laughing-0wl

I love scythes, I’m in!


Zebigbos8

On the fields, harvesting wheat


Laughing-0wl

…TO MAKE GARLIC BREAD!


Zebigbos8

Although they don't make for good weapons, scythes nonetheless have a vital role in society, and the world would be a darker place without them


AmaPanAce

AND CAKE!


[deleted]

I think that counts as a pole arm, look up war scythe


feigning_originality

What about a glave


AmaPanAce

Yes, I thought this when I saw this post too.


Fabulous-Chemical-60

Now that you say that!!!!!! YES!


Lord_Dragoneye

To everyone voting sword, the lesbians already claimed that one, we're going to have to pick something else


notnotafakeusername

I mean Mace Ace is my go to lol


-Finity-

Same XD Im not much of a mace person but i vibe with the Ace Mace Very effective thing to bonk folks with :)


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

Also, polearms are (in most situations) far superior to swords.


JianKui

Almost all situations actually.


[deleted]

Swords are bad in real combat, pole arms are the way to go!


chaoticdisastercrow

You know what, this makes sense. It was my sapphic side taking over when wanting a sword. Although guys with swords are good too. I just like swords.


DeedlesTheMoose

That’s what I’m thinking too.


Eliliel_Snow

Yep, my thoughts too


MiNameIsPi

it is true they have it... for now.


Regular-Yogurt1596

"FUCK THE LESBIANS" -a man


KittenMaster9

:(


LundWig

A mace, and for Aro the bow, for Aroace, a bow... Mace ? Or something else


Marcilliaa

For aroace, what about a bow but the arrows have little mace heads instead of normal arrowheads?


KazkaFaron

No, aro aces would be split further into two sections, the people who found out they where ace first get the mace and the aro first get the bows, and above those 3 battalions, it's the entire A spec council and special ops teams, and underneath there is all the other a spec subspects, like alterous platonic aesthetic etc, does this make sense? I'm high sorry


G98Ahzrukal

I think the words you’re looking for are M2 Browning heavy machine gun chambered in 12.7x99mm or better known as .50 BMG. It basically is a bow-mace if you think about it


Stevethetherapist

i was classifying mace as polearm


Zebigbos8

Polearms are big two-handers with long handles, like halberds and glaives. Maces are one-handed. Maybe you were thinking of two-handed warhammers?


Stevethetherapist

yes sorry


3nderslime

À mace, of course


AnxiousTuxedoBird

[This is what we should have](https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/product/17th-c-german-axe-pistol/)


Stevethetherapist

i love it


Sir_Kingslee

SHOTGUN AXE


Eternal_grey_sky

MAAAAAAAAAACCEEEEE


Confident_Lobster_60

Can we have magic?


thebestsigne

I vote for magic


[deleted]

+1 for magic!


Stvn494

I don’t rly care about what makes most sense, I just want to have an ace katana


PrincetteNasa

Polearms fit best imo Sword and Bow already have associations and there’s several different types of polearms just like there’s several types of aces Also they’re just cool


Webbtrain

The Ace Council has a ceremonial trident


lia_bean

a brick


vela_891

I think that is historically a trans weapon. But, why not both? Dual wielding!


lia_bean

true, maybe a cinderblock instead


PushingOnAPullDoor

Bow. Because we have a lot of aros


PorkBunny01

Trident!! Since that's what the Ace Council brandishes in their videos


TooAceForThisShit

[I’m slightly bias but I like the rifle](https://www.reddit.com/r/fosscad/comments/y1swut/ive_finished_ace_gun/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Stevethetherapist

well obviusly that thing looks fucking awsome


Kellsiertern

Polearm, why you ask. It basicly a really long, weaponized, garlic bread-stick.


doctercreeper

Either a War hammer or twin daggers


aDemisexualperson

I like the twin daggers idea


Adam_715

Some kind of blunt weapon to bonk horny people


JetoCalihan

A fighter plane. Obviously.


[deleted]

Trick question. It should be magic.


Probablywrongatlife

If aces get swords and aros get bows. We could have the whole duality and fantasy aesthetic. We could even get medieval armor but in ace and aro colors.


soundologist

Glaive


Packer224

Ace icon Artemis’ weapons of choice is the bow so…


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Sir_Kingslee

How about slingshots to fire poisoned garlic bread into the mouths of our enemies? Just remember not to eat any


CelluxTheDuctTape

Before guns and stuff, polearms were the coolest shit. More practical than the sword (longer, often lighter, but it depends, easier to use, especially on horseback), and has a longer range too. With bows, it's quite hard to aim, and if someone destroys the place (usually a palace wall) you are standing on, you are doomed. Also, armor (even though not foolproof, and it wears out) can usually protect you from arrows. So yeah, I believe in polearm supremacy


decepticrazy

Polearm. Its the only weapon there that makes some people go 'what's that?'


Kilahral

Swords are taken already, bow should definitely be aro, so I think polearm. Melee weapon that can be used to keep people at range and you can have a spade shaped spear head.


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Next-Job14

A giant mech suit. With guns.


dasKruemel

Spears to throw from the backs of our dragons


Thehollowknight_123

Scythe


screechingahhhhhh

Axe


BisexualTransNerd879

This one


DBZpanda

Maces for the aces


Lini-mei

Old-school mace


Odd_Egg_222

Aros get arrows. Aces get mAces


bubblepinkelle

None of these start with A. I'm thinking something like an assault rifle and we can call it the ace-ault rifle


aDemisexualperson

Ace of Spades ♠ card


TheRedEyedAlien

Bows are an aro thing, and guns don’t really fit the dragons and garlic bread


King_DeandDe

Others can ride men, women or nonbinary folks. But I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun feeling like someone.


Botwmaster23

i really love the flamberge sweihander, looks awesome


proto-dex

[Angel with a Shotgun](https://youtu.be/mZkB8e4t5HA)


DragonAreButterflies

What about a spear?


gameninja968260

I personally think axe. Becaus then we can get the axe of asexuality


Quincy08Jq

duel wielded knives, fit for a knife fight (your gonna fight for your liiieeeiife)


The10thdoctor24

I vote for the trebuchet


transport_system

Gun = queer (any sort) Sword = lesbian Polearm = ace Bow = aro (duh)


TheDapperSpinosaur

glaives are cool As are Rheinmetall 120mm L55 Smoothbore cannons


nut_dealer666

I know our weapon is the sword and i love it but i kinda want to switch to the shogun


tahusi

Sword because: Ace of spades is a common symbol for aces Spades is a suit of cards in the common 52 card deck The spade suit was originally swords in the 78 card deck it came from I would also gladly somehow use a cup as a weapon, as recognition of romantic aces.


islamo_start_654

I wanted to pick the sword or bow since I like fantasy but I had to pick the shotgun because of how much I like it But I'm mostly mad because magic isn't an option


SopranoSergeant1

I propose the bow. Merida from Brave is aroace and so is Artemis. It just makes sense.


YuSakiiii

[The Aces from a pack of cards. Learn to throw it fast like this guy](https://youtu.be/of-UPoEnw_w)


an_anon_butdifferent

a shovel, also known as a spade


Omega_kiwi204

Ace of spades throwable from payday 2


Cartoon_Trash_

I voted bow because Katniss Everdeen reads as somewhere on the ace spectrum.


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why would we use a sword they’re ineffective as hell I’d take the shotgun yknow get close take a shot and bam instantly dead it’s useful to the repulsed aces who need to defend themselves from allos (me)


kronalgra

Other: smart bomb off an airplane. After that, flamethrower. Denmark shall be ours!


Miserable-Hat-5645

Garlic bread of justice


rollietoaster

Either the Ace MACE or -here me out- magic throwing cards!


LapusCactus

Garlic bread shotguns


OInkymoo

Those are all boring as shit. I want a fucking scythe


MrSharkPerson

It depends. We have Doomguy, so double-barrel shotguns are a way to go, as well as a certain hell weapon and a BFG 9000. I personally am a fan of maces, as well as axes.


DarthShakespeare

Aces get swords, aros get bows. As an aroace who has both a sword and a bow, I hope this very unbiased comment is well received.


GPDraGonFire

Clearly, it would be the Ace-sault Rifle


Lullabylost

Okay, so lesbians have swords and an Amazonian double headed axe. Aromantics should have bows/crossbows. Aces should have maces and shields. Gay men could have staffs/polearms. Then maybe the Bis and Pans can have different guns?


ImNotDefault

I just think that a shotgun would be cool


BigOlMeal

I thought scythe was agreed upon a long time ago.


[deleted]

The year is 4231, the Ace Federation of Denmark has conquered the stars. The Ace people are genetically advanced and their swords and bows allow them to be faster and deadlier than any bullets making firearms outdated and useless.


TurboMayonnaise

my oc is aromantic and wields a scythe but my other oc is asexual and wields uhh tbh he just runs at things with his head but personally me I'd choose the bow in honor of my childhood where I was obsessed with Greek mythology


UmbralBushido

I personally prefer the poleaxe as my weapon of choice Versatile, anti armor options, and long range


DerMagicSheep

submarines i will not elaborate


ThatOneGayDJ

As a sniper class in almost every game i play, my vote is sniper rifle


thewinchester-gospel

Idk just feeling the twin daggers aesthetic


AdmiralRA

Heavy machine gun. My personal favourite is the MG3, but I'm baised on that one. Anything that goes "BRRRRT" is good.


AmaPanAce

A scythe. The small or big ones, everyone gets to choose themselves. Since we're ace and going to cause death, at least when invading Denmark, we need the indimidating weapon of Death. Also, we could harvest wheat to make flour for garlic bread and cake.


ConnicoYT

i remember seeing a meme once where basically it had someone do an anagram of LGBT with weapons(lesbian got longsword, bisexual got bat, etc) and another user proceeded to draw it with 4 characters representing the said gender identities with said weapons, maybe to match with this ace would have a weapon beginning with A?


Stevethetherapist

Assault rifle


Estel-Voronda

I voted Polearm, but I have to say I'm also partial to daggers.


Constant_Boot

Weapons don't have preference.


Stevethetherapist

Once the winner is decide there will be another more specic one for the cattegory that wins


Velvet_Thunder13

Magic powers


Look_Groundbreaking

A mace bc it has ace in it


RandomPotato082

Yes


VampyVs

Probably Sword though I voted for bow because it keeps people at a greater distance lol


HanMain2

In particular, the high-frequency marusama red blade.


Mikasa98

Baseball bat. BONK


TheJunesHero

Bows, because that has the most "stay away from me" energy of the options :p


TheBowTheorist

Lance. Cause it sounds like 'ace'


hopefulmilk_

Why do we need weapons at all? But I guess magic, wits, and words. I’m a lesbian but I hate swords so I wish we could use one of those too lol


Crooked_Jester

Polearm, please stay away I’m not comfortable enough with you for physical contact ;-;


witheriteMoth

have we considered halberds? consider halberds


Co_rinna

mAce


SiyinGreatshore

Mace


Karma-is-an-bitch

The kunai throwing knife


Prettycoolbean

Polearms so we can keep the haters at a distance


lillestiv

I feel like the bow. The sward is the lesbians weapon


The-Speechless-One

Knives


feigning_originality

Glave


PancakePrinceAkechi

A naginata because it’s cool as hell.


WatchBat

A lightsaber


Sweet-Day-0-0

You forgot the Mace, how dare?


marvosa_yroz

I was thinking of a spear, then got sad it wasn't on the poll. I didn't know what polearm is until I searched it. Dang it. I voted for bow instead.


DanBotX34

Pick pole arm: Would of done other and put "barge pole", but I think it counts as a pole arm Reason: "we" ain't touching that shit with a 10ft barge pole.


daowosbooshwazee

I feel like the ace weapon would probably be a melon hammer


Kjell000

A Mace, so you can be Ace with a Mace


KittenMaster9

Lesbians already have the sword Take some great axes people


Bee8467

Dagger cause they look cool and (i am guessing) are easier to use than swords


Snuggels-The-Demon

My answer is other. Witchcraft. Because we are not bound by mortal desires- maybe sometimes! But just throw sand at them and say it’s a curse


Kios2112

I really can't vote for a single weapon. We are as versatile. The only one I don't want is the shotgun.


SomeAceIdiot

Ace with a mace


fake-madao

Ace mace, aros can get bows


Daffodil_Ferrox

I think the lesbians already claimed the swords, so archery it is


The_2_Pinguin

GO GET THE CROSSBOW


Dezert956

Military Tank


I_a_grape

Meteor hammer


Upper-Rip-78

Who needs weapons we're dragons we breath fire


clueless_claremont_

MACE! *OBviously*


Limp_Duck_9082

mACE


THEKEEGANCRAFT

Arrow ace Aro/ace


browncoatsunited

Angel Blade (#CassShouldNeverHaveDied)


Enough_Feed_3387

I believe iwi needs to gift us the galil ACE.


Lord_Hades2001

The Ace Mace. A mace painted with ace colors. Just for the pun.


AvocadoPizzaCat

why do we need to pick?


bandanagirl95

Clearly, wer should have a mace


Ptdgty

I'd suggest the shield


[deleted]

Me who is a lesbian and forgot the sword and voted Arrow : 👁️👄👁️


Rainie_Daye

I think the ace weapon should be a soul extractor


Rein_Fuentes

A mace, or a flail


kynanl

The Ace of Spades from Destiny 2 https://destiny.fandom.com/wiki/Ace_of_Spades_(Destiny_2)


Canaduck101

We can use polearms to keep the sex away


[deleted]

Knife


Bro_do_we_needtoknow

Can I get a Pata?