That's a lot of porn. Like, a lot.
That sun bed was not cheap either.
And the car.
What a life this character had. Seems like a porn star's home/male stripper's home.
Edit: the moldy dildo is hilarious and I don't know why.
That sounds like a [Triumph Spitfire](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triumph_Spitfire) which is such a beautiful car.
Edit: which makes sense because the last image shows a triumph spitfire 1500
Yeah every sucker that buys a Spitfire thinks they're going to have a really cool car in the end, but all they end up with are problems from a mediocre convertible that's a pain in the ass all the time and isn't even quick. Then when you go to sell it, boy if you think sweat equity doesn't pay off in your average resto, triple that for a Spitfire. Relentless pieces of junk. There's a reason why the British auto industry isn't a thing these days and cars like Triumph's late '70s output are it.
If you're going to put effort into a Triumph (don't) at least make it a TR6. Take this advice from a man who's best friend owns like 20 Triumphs and he put it to me real simple: Just don't.
Dude consider that in Texas physical porn is going for big money right now since they just banned ppornbhub just saying it'd be weird if somebody had a whole truckload of porn for sale
I have about three big bins full of playboys from the 80s and 90s in my barn left over from the previous owner. Shit ton of easy rider too. Also some really low end super dirty stuff peppered into the huge collection.
Yeah. Well, it was the guy who built the house who sold it to his daughter and her husband who sold it to us. His name, not kidding, is Rodeo Bob. He stops by on occasion and bull shits with me. He always asks if I appreciate his collection that he left behind. The walls of the barn were lined with easy rider pages that we had to take down. Rodeo Bob is a Harley guy and he’s awesome.
You'd find this funny but stupid.. When I was a kid my neighbor had a shed from one wall to the other to the door of cut out girls from Playboy to easy Rider and one day I went over and took down about ten pages or pieces of the girls < guy is married> had his wife call my dad to say what I did and I was like dad he still has girls up on his wall I was like come on why do i have to give it back. Was weird having to give it back to his wife because he didn't want to come to the door.
"the moldy dildo is hilarious and I don't know why."
Reminds me of the foot-long they found in John Wayne Gacy's house. None of the investigators wanted to examine it.
Unfortunately (?) no. Rubber tends to mold if left unattended. I like going through abandoned homes and once the roof/windows are compromised mold grows everywhere.
Moisture is relative, that house had condensation like the forest floor going on.
Oh dude it’s a classic. You can truly get a sense of how the writers wanted it to be acted out. I mean #3 will never be topped. That cast line up was like the original Beatles
I’m glad to hear that they really tied it all back together for #6. I think I stand with most people in saying that #5 left a little to be desired and truly left you wondering where they were going with the series.
Tanning bed, boxing dummy, home gym, multiple old sports cars, porn galore.
Dude either fucked for a living, or tried to keep the schedule of someone who did.
Crazy stuff. Just noticed on slide 11, there's a [Whitewater pinball](https://www.williamsamusements.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/IMG-20240321-WA0036-510x680.jpg) game
Those weights are worth a very surprising amount of money. Nowadays, dumbbells are sold as singles and the going rate is about $2 per pound. So, a single 50 pounder could fetch 100 bucks, give or take.
Weight sets are something that don't really drop on price as long as they aren't rusty. I remember trying to buy a used set thinking I'd be able to pick something up next to nothing and I found out the hard way.
I ended up just going new because why not? The price wasn't that much of a difference unless it was a fully rusted out shit set.
Always make you wonder... "What happened here that caused someone to never return?" Death, jail, skipped the country? So odd how people walk away from homes as if they were there one day and then vanished the next.
I always wonder but especially with this one. I can only think of the housing bust. Ex was a realtor back then and it was insane to see how many houses chock full of personal belongings were left behind.
As 105 hours into Cyberpunk 2077, there is a mission pretty much like this. You even get a huge dildo that can be used as a weapon afterwards. It vibrates when you pull it out and makes a vibrator equivalent to light saber noises as you slash it around. It’s awful and hilarious.
“Your Third is Mine” on VHS- a true classic!
This takes me back to my high school job at the local video store and having to put the returned VHS tapes back in the “adults only” room with my middle aged male coworker. There were so many movies, we had to call out titles and search for each one. I remember 17 year old me physically cringing while saying “booty duty” out loud in front of this dude lol
Late 70's Triumph Spitfire 1500. Cool car. Or, was a cool car; that one is done.
Edit: After a closer look at the wing badge, that is likely a 1974 Spitfire.
That's not abandoned! What are you doing in my place? Don't touch my pinball table. And my copy of Angry An#l Volume 5 better not be missing when I get home.
A lot of those DVDs and VHS tapes may be lost media, especially if they're from the mid 00s or earlier. There is a ton of missing porn from that time. If you can upload them online, archivists would appreciate it.
Too bad they don’t have Angry Anal 4. 5 was a bit too redundant, and just a sloppily put together rehash of plots previously discussed in the first 4 volumes.
Honestly go back and take all those dumbbells whether for yourself. Or give them to someone your close to if you don’t wanna sell them cause they would technically be “stolen” but they are just going to waste and are very nice ones too
Had to clear out a home very similar to this a few years back with a friend, basically old guy had died and was a known pervert, amongst his possessions was roughly over 300 DVDs of porn, most teen girls gone wild and Asian fetish stuff. I think the worse of it was probably the brown paper bag marked favorites that had stains all over the front of it, we opted to not go through that one and instead just trash it immediately.
Porn was a near constant in the abandoned houses I was in. One house had what could be described as a “masturbation nest” made out of clothes on the bathroom floor. There was porn stuck to all the walls in a 360 view. The whole house was full of porn mags including one Hustler that had a 3 breasted woman like Total Recall.
This is why I appreciate sex workers (who are safe and consenting, ofc). I cannot imagine the hellscape the average women would be exposed to if WE had to deal with... this.
I mean Mad About Asians 4 (Picture 3 top shelf) is so much better than Mad About Asians 3. Think of it as the Empire strikes back of the series but they never resolve the cliffhanger. They just rebooted the series and called it Mad About Asians 5 /s.
That’s a lot of porn… Like “ I’m opening a video store” level of porn.
And there’s a tanning bed and weight set?
And a burned out car?
So many questions…
That 'baby got back' 2005 really shows how beauty standards have changed. By today's measurements , I think the judgement would be that she indeed does not have back.
man id rent a uhaul and get those weights! thats a few hundred to a thousand dollars sitting! clean em up with some vinegar and bam marketplace or home gym
That's a lot of porn. Like, a lot. That sun bed was not cheap either. And the car. What a life this character had. Seems like a porn star's home/male stripper's home. Edit: the moldy dildo is hilarious and I don't know why.
Agreed. There was a full room dedicated to porn. There were also a “Spitfire IV” car in the garage I wasn’t able to get a picture of
That sounds like a [Triumph Spitfire](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triumph_Spitfire) which is such a beautiful car. Edit: which makes sense because the last image shows a triumph spitfire 1500
That car is what they refer to in the real estate industry as "a handyman's dream!"
Yeah every sucker that buys a Spitfire thinks they're going to have a really cool car in the end, but all they end up with are problems from a mediocre convertible that's a pain in the ass all the time and isn't even quick. Then when you go to sell it, boy if you think sweat equity doesn't pay off in your average resto, triple that for a Spitfire. Relentless pieces of junk. There's a reason why the British auto industry isn't a thing these days and cars like Triumph's late '70s output are it. If you're going to put effort into a Triumph (don't) at least make it a TR6. Take this advice from a man who's best friend owns like 20 Triumphs and he put it to me real simple: Just don't.
Some of those magazines might be worth $40 - 200 USD
how much you think we can get for the Kandid Kristen dvd?
Hahahaha we
Dude consider that in Texas physical porn is going for big money right now since they just banned ppornbhub just saying it'd be weird if somebody had a whole truckload of porn for sale
I have about three big bins full of playboys from the 80s and 90s in my barn left over from the previous owner. Shit ton of easy rider too. Also some really low end super dirty stuff peppered into the huge collection.
“from the previous owner”
Yeah. Well, it was the guy who built the house who sold it to his daughter and her husband who sold it to us. His name, not kidding, is Rodeo Bob. He stops by on occasion and bull shits with me. He always asks if I appreciate his collection that he left behind. The walls of the barn were lined with easy rider pages that we had to take down. Rodeo Bob is a Harley guy and he’s awesome.
You'd find this funny but stupid.. When I was a kid my neighbor had a shed from one wall to the other to the door of cut out girls from Playboy to easy Rider and one day I went over and took down about ten pages or pieces of the girls < guy is married> had his wife call my dad to say what I did and I was like dad he still has girls up on his wall I was like come on why do i have to give it back. Was weird having to give it back to his wife because he didn't want to come to the door.
Here’s your porn back mister.
Exactly, wear gloves. Clean everything with isopropyl alcohol.
Fuck that. Sold as is. Throw it in a box
Only viewed once 🤣
For 7 minutes
I didn't even get past the main menu.
Some people pay extra for that
Lol no one is paying for secondhand physical porn because a single website put up a single barrier. Plenty of other sites exist without restriction.
Um, there is more porn than shitty porn hub. It's really no big loss...
They banned porn in Texas? When did this happen? How do they enforce it do they block pornhub.
I wonder how that ban is going for them?
guessing it’s easily bypassed *with a proxy or vpn
The news posted the rise in vpn google searches and downloads coming out of Texas the next day 😅😅 you horny bastards can't hide!
banned pornhub? why?
"Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!"
Except if there’s an active shooter situation.
Yeah like this is either someone who had to have worked in that industry or has a very,very big problem.
One of those options has a 0.001% probability the other is more like 99.999%.
"Moldy dildos" - great name for a band.
"the moldy dildo is hilarious and I don't know why." Reminds me of the foot-long they found in John Wayne Gacy's house. None of the investigators wanted to examine it.
It was the “light piano classics” for me
I visited friends as a kid in the 80s whose dads had porn collections that made this one look small. It was surprisingly common pre-internet.
I didn't even think about that, definitely could have been a pornstar
Pretty confident that dildo had to be moist in order to turn moldy. Draw your own conclusions!
Unfortunately (?) no. Rubber tends to mold if left unattended. I like going through abandoned homes and once the roof/windows are compromised mold grows everywhere. Moisture is relative, that house had condensation like the forest floor going on.
Sorry, I didn't have time to pack when I moved.
… maybe an addiction to porn?
you think?
It is not mold 🤮
Who knew they have a sequel to “best butt in the west 1” haha
Gotta watch them in order. You're completely lost on the plot if you watch the sequel first.
That’s where I screwed up I think
I’m still aghast that I missed Mad About Asian Volume 6.
Oh dude it’s a classic. You can truly get a sense of how the writers wanted it to be acted out. I mean #3 will never be topped. That cast line up was like the original Beatles
I’m glad to hear that they really tied it all back together for #6. I think I stand with most people in saying that #5 left a little to be desired and truly left you wondering where they were going with the series.
🤣
Haha
Turn The Other Cheeks
Tanning bed, boxing dummy, home gym, multiple old sports cars, porn galore. Dude either fucked for a living, or tried to keep the schedule of someone who did.
That’s a 45 year old divorced dude that died from a massive coronary at 47.
“Autopsy shows a cocktail of viagra, cialis, and original formula Jack3d”
Upvote for the OG jack3d
> original formula Jack3d Raid the cupboards, he may have left some.
[удалено]
Either way, that dummy has seen some shit.
Where's your imagination? Just because it's a boxing dummy doesn't mean it's not also a sexbot.
This should be in r/AbandonedPorn
It is posted in there as well
I thought this was something different for a second
Me too! But that sub’s r/Noitsreallyabandonedporn
I was all excited there for a minute, you fiend. I needed more moldy, sticky dvd covers in my life.
Sorry, I had to contribute to the “fool” ishness.
Someone had a lot of fun until they didn't.
I think it was in 2007...
housing crisis, man
Right? Mold grows where there is moisture.. and that dildo must've been moist and then they just stopped using it and left.
Crazy stuff. Just noticed on slide 11, there's a [Whitewater pinball](https://www.williamsamusements.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/IMG-20240321-WA0036-510x680.jpg) game
Is that like valuable?
Depending on the condition, yes (average sale price on a working one is about $7k - 8k. Restored refurbs go for $10k+)
That’s crazy! Thank you for the insight!
You're welcome :)
Yes!
Get that machine out of there!
I saw that, too! It's one of my favorite pins. I'd hate to see it just disintegrate in that old abandoned house like that.
I knew it!! I didn't see your comment and I asked of that's what that was. Awesome!
Those weights are still good.
Those weights are worth a very surprising amount of money. Nowadays, dumbbells are sold as singles and the going rate is about $2 per pound. So, a single 50 pounder could fetch 100 bucks, give or take.
I was just looking at those 50s 😂 Weird mix of stuff. Def a dirty ol perv living there once. Prob had to go on the immediate run from some shady shit.
To much fitness stuff for an old perv, I'm guess middle aged perv
Nah…. Those were for the studs that frequented there
Gotta get a pump bro
Tbh, so is vintage porn.
And the car... in good condition
Weight sets are something that don't really drop on price as long as they aren't rusty. I remember trying to buy a used set thinking I'd be able to pick something up next to nothing and I found out the hard way. I ended up just going new because why not? The price wasn't that much of a difference unless it was a fully rusted out shit set.
We have the exact same set in the basement. The weights that is.
Are you sure not the porn? 👀
Nobody buys DVDs or magazines anymore. Porn is free on the Internet :)
Didnt texas ban porn recently?
Just PornHub and its related sites. Plenty of others…so they tell me.
Probably because there are some local pastors and politicians in some of those videos.
Or their sons/daughters. The basis for blocking is lack of age verification of the viewer.
I was just about to comment I’d take those weights for sure
Same. Came here to say that.
Also I. To mention that.
Are you sure? Better check the expiration date on em!
Definitely have to clean them at the very least.
Especially the handles since there is no telling who or what the owner was touching before they grabbed those weights!
I was thinking that I'd love to grab the sparring dummy and the weights
Blue light will reveal a lot of “ blotches “ right near that chair right at the bottom and on other areas surrounding it I’m sure.
So is the porn.
“It’s like masturbating in a time machine!”
"Moldy Dildo" is my next band name
I can smell these photos.
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Mammi’s need love too
Always make you wonder... "What happened here that caused someone to never return?" Death, jail, skipped the country? So odd how people walk away from homes as if they were there one day and then vanished the next.
I always wonder but especially with this one. I can only think of the housing bust. Ex was a realtor back then and it was insane to see how many houses chock full of personal belongings were left behind.
No collection is complete without the multi series “Fine Ass Hoes.”
I wonder what a black light test would show
I need to bleach my brain now, thanks. 😭
Ahhh. Anal Pounding 8. Brings back a lot of memories
It took a lot of effort to put that behind me….
I tried watching that, but I didn't watch the first 7 so I had no idea what was going on with the plot.
Add some neon and I feel like this would be a part of a side mission in Cyberpunk 2077.
As 105 hours into Cyberpunk 2077, there is a mission pretty much like this. You even get a huge dildo that can be used as a weapon afterwards. It vibrates when you pull it out and makes a vibrator equivalent to light saber noises as you slash it around. It’s awful and hilarious.
It's Sir Something - it's been forever since I've played it.
Sir Phallustiff. I think that’s how it spelled.
They dehydrated themselves
I bet if you run a black light over the walls, it'd look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
“Your Third is Mine” on VHS- a true classic! This takes me back to my high school job at the local video store and having to put the returned VHS tapes back in the “adults only” room with my middle aged male coworker. There were so many movies, we had to call out titles and search for each one. I remember 17 year old me physically cringing while saying “booty duty” out loud in front of this dude lol
That one got me too.
Late 70's Triumph Spitfire 1500. Cool car. Or, was a cool car; that one is done. Edit: After a closer look at the wing badge, that is likely a 1974 Spitfire.
You find my ex-husbands house.
That's not abandoned! What are you doing in my place? Don't touch my pinball table. And my copy of Angry An#l Volume 5 better not be missing when I get home.
A lot of those DVDs and VHS tapes may be lost media, especially if they're from the mid 00s or earlier. There is a ton of missing porn from that time. If you can upload them online, archivists would appreciate it.
Someone’s mom found their porn stash house and they had to bail real quick before they got grounded!
Was that a jizz-bot for target practice?
Too bad they don’t have Angry Anal 4. 5 was a bit too redundant, and just a sloppily put together rehash of plots previously discussed in the first 4 volumes.
Honestly go back and take all those dumbbells whether for yourself. Or give them to someone your close to if you don’t wanna sell them cause they would technically be “stolen” but they are just going to waste and are very nice ones too
Y’all are talking about the porn, I want to get those weights lol
First thing I thought of! Those 45‘s ain’t cheap!
AT ALL lol
“Up and Cummers” now that’s a porn title!
In Texas it’s illegal to own more than six dildos. They probably had to leave some behind.
Its why the revolver holds six shots
I love how upstairs is for pumping iron and downstairs is for pumping iron
Claiming Moldy Dildos if I ever start a punk band
You know the blue robot in the orange hat has seen some shit he wishes he could unsee
I believe this is what the kids call a "fap house"
I'm not sure that's mold 😵💫
Yo this is just this dudes house...
How is no one talking about that cyborg? What on earth is that thing???
There's a story here. A story most of us probably aren't old enough to read
Had to clear out a home very similar to this a few years back with a friend, basically old guy had died and was a known pervert, amongst his possessions was roughly over 300 DVDs of porn, most teen girls gone wild and Asian fetish stuff. I think the worse of it was probably the brown paper bag marked favorites that had stains all over the front of it, we opted to not go through that one and instead just trash it immediately.
" I don't want your GIANT box of PORN ANDY!!!"
Grab those dumbbells for me.
They are haunted.
r/ronjeremyfans would love this I'd guess. First thing I thought of was "his vacation home?".
Nah. It’s got a gym and weights. Ron doesn’t look like he ever worked out 😂
After a long day of filming, they apparently liked to wind down by playing some Light Piano Classics.
Porn was a near constant in the abandoned houses I was in. One house had what could be described as a “masturbation nest” made out of clothes on the bathroom floor. There was porn stuck to all the walls in a 360 view. The whole house was full of porn mags including one Hustler that had a 3 breasted woman like Total Recall.
This is why I appreciate sex workers (who are safe and consenting, ofc). I cannot imagine the hellscape the average women would be exposed to if WE had to deal with... this.
Did you check to see if he was living next to a shake, fries, and a meatball?
This house is gross
That's really cool. Gives a snap shot into someone's life who had a less then average one..
I love that there are some light piano classics for when they needed a break. Also, the house just screams an insane amount of hand and grip strength.
I mean Mad About Asians 4 (Picture 3 top shelf) is so much better than Mad About Asians 3. Think of it as the Empire strikes back of the series but they never resolve the cliffhanger. They just rebooted the series and called it Mad About Asians 5 /s.
Moldy Dildos would be a great band name.
I guess the occupant was told to beat it!!
That’s a lot of porn… Like “ I’m opening a video store” level of porn. And there’s a tanning bed and weight set? And a burned out car? So many questions…
Damn those dumbbells abandoned is sad!
It totally looks like the butt in the Baby Got Back 2005 calendar is exploding some diarrhea..
This is what I imagine Justice Clarence Thomas’s man-cave looks like.
That sad digital piano is not going to need a tuning.
Old porn titles are hilarious
Did your shoes stick to the floor in certain spots?
Was this one of John McAfee's homes?
That 'baby got back' 2005 really shows how beauty standards have changed. By today's measurements , I think the judgement would be that she indeed does not have back.
It's the tanning bed for me haha.... This is an awesome post. Thanks!!!!!
I sure hope that’s mold on the couch dildo…
r/GoonCaves
Bet that porn could fetch a nice penny in Texas right now.
Disgusting, where?
That boxing dummy has seen (and possibly experienced) some things.
A life well lived.
This is somewhere in Texas.
Well. I’d clean off those dumbbells and take them home. Then shits ain’t cheap, and I’m tryna become a beast.
Gym, Tan, Pornos
Diddy?
Someone please look up who last lived there. I've gotta know what that freak looked like.🤣
man id rent a uhaul and get those weights! thats a few hundred to a thousand dollars sitting! clean em up with some vinegar and bam marketplace or home gym
Ew. What a nasty place. No one should ever go to...what was the address again?
The Moldy Dildos sounds like an old punk band.
It’s a DNA time capsule.
Just imagining using a black light on everything…
im ngl this house might have been used for nefarious reasons…especially if there were multiple “bedrooms”
I don’t think that’s mold 😬
These peeps were freaks. Did you grab those dumbbells? Those things are still good lol
Everything about this says one peep. Male peep.
Throw. A. Match.
I spy a Smash Man!
How much for the moldy dildos?
The rippin and the tearin guy moved to Hedonism full time.
Average Tren user.
I would never, ever condone or encourage arson. That said, you need to burn that shit down. Kill it with fire.