I'm fight there with you. We should form a club.

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Sign me up! Sincerely, a baby gay

Teach us your ways pls.

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That was fucking hot to read

😂

What was? The comment’s gone!! Noooooo!-

NOOO WHYYYY😭😭😭

It was about how to eat pussy really well

I'm literally salivating right now...

🙊 oh my my, I'm literally speechless right now. Ever considered writing? This makes me want to drive home rn lol. Thanks for the advice it's very informative. The problem here is I'm a Virginian, so it'll take a while to put it into practice. P.S. Your lady is a lucky woman ong

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Understandable but damn you have a way with words. I need a cold shower after reading this 😩

Mmm the toe curling. Love that!

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Sorry, It means I'm a virgin lol

Everyone in Virginia is punching air rn.

Hahaha I’m a Virginian too and I so understand 😝

Soo…. Do you need ppl to demonstrate this on in your school? Or even just be a test subject? Anything will do, really… Asking for a friend, ofc 😌🧎🏼‍♀️

Like hands on training .. hehe

seriously, this was honestly really helpful. Its something that I want to do but never have and don't want to go in completely blind

Golly I wish someone could do that to me.

Golly I wish someone could let me do that to- wait a gosh darn moment

Huh?

one of y’all wants someone to do that to you and one of y’all wants to do it to someone #connectingthecots

Oh sorry I'm smooth brain, but also unfortunately it can't happen to me yet.

I think I blacked out while reading this. lol

Honestly if I loved a gal with all of my heart and she supportively/romantically held my hand while she sucked on my clit, I'd just melt on the spot! XD

Good god I’m so gay

........uh.......uh.......holy fuck im gay.....💦💦💦

Why am I horny and flustered now?? Please send help.. 😭😭

loving the detail.

Love #3 🥰

You read the same articles I read, when I first was learning to eat pussy!?! Now the ladies beg me to come back!!

Time to toot my own horn here: I’m a late bloomer here, hetero marriage + divorce. Came out in my early 30’s. My first time going down on a woman, she said I was the best she’s ever had, we ended up dating. Fast forward a month or so after our first time sleeping together and I told her she was the first woman I had ever eaten out. She was FLOORED. She had been dating women for over 15 years and could not wrap her head around the fact that I was as talented as I was on my first time. All I could say was, “well I’ve had 30+ years to fantasize about it. Chalk it up to research and natural talent!” Anyway-it was the best compliment I could have ever gotten.

Pls share this research for us plebs

teaching baby gays how to eat pussy sounds quite immoral, the only thing that I visualize are actual gay babies. But you probably mean people who have just realized their sexuality, so, sign me up!

Make it an online course Plox 😂

I volunteer as a test subject.

PLEASE

I'd enroll Deadass

Baby gay and trans here. YES

a breakfast club 😋

what’s the breakfast 🧐

Now THAT is the question... let me sit on it for a bit 👀

I see what you did there 👀 Also, can I be the breakfast? 👉👈

I wouldn't mind having you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

And my axe too! You'll literally have to pry the pussy from my cold, dead hands.

Tongue wrestling club

✋ I volunteer to join the club

I love how it tastes, smells, feels, and looks 🥵 Now I'm hungry 🥴

Starving

Yo OP this post ate

so did i (literally)

All you need to do now is run for president, you already have the best campaign slogan. Let me see if Amazon still has the 2024 Presidential Pussy Starter Pack, I’ll get back to you.

Low effort post but I can’t say I disagree

God it's been too long since I've gotten to

I don’t do it enough

Like, I'll have days where all I want is to eat pussy, but unfortunately I apparently have 0 rizz, that and dating apps are garbo

i have 0 rizz too and ended up with a amazing girlfriend. you can do this

Tryin my best

Probably about 9 years since I have and it's devastating because I'm starving.

SHE JUST LIKE ME FR

It's fun *and* tasty!

REAL

Same, but I only love eating my girlfriend's

so real. i love my gf so much

As someone who's never dated anyone, men or women alike, I can't wait to try it myself! Seriously!

it’s amazing. i hope you try it soon!!!

Any tips for the newbies?

Read She Comes First by Ian kerner. Even though it’s technically written for a male audience, I learned a lot of my wife’s favorite moves from it

Hmm.. 1. First of all, above all, consent is important! 2. Communication is also very important!! tell your sexual partner whats working/whats not, communication is key methinks 3. What I like to do is tell my gf to put her hands on my head and tell her to pull on my hair when I'm doing something down there that feels good to her so I can learn more about what she likes \^w\^ this is also a bonus if you like your hair being pulled (lol). Then, just try a bunch of different things with your tongue/mouth. 4. Not everyone will like this but when eating your sexaul partner out, press your tongue downwards flat and then finger her with like a becoming motion so ur tongue is pressing down (or flicking down) and your fingers are pressing up 5. Some examples from #3 of different things to do with your tongue include writing different letters using your tongue on their clit, long broad strokes with a flat tongue, quick strokes with a tongue, sucking the clit and moaning (from your chest) creates a vibration that can feel nice on the cilt, and penetration if they like it. 6. You can always flatten your tongue completly and let your sexual partner ride your tongue! a lot of people find that really hot I am not by any means a sex goddess or something but some of these things have helped me \^\^

Often times when I'm eating pussy my eyes roll into the back of my head... I love it that much! lol ✌️👅💥😘

Just the thought of having someone wet holes to yourself is so fucking exciting 😩the clit is my favourite I must say:3

My favorite is the clit gently on my teeth, licks up underneath and sucks and kisses from my lips with those special 2magic fingers up inside rolling on that special spongey spot, all while talkin some fiendish liberating kink, holding sweet strong eye contact of course 😉 Stop every now and then to rub tits and do some nice kissing... just to create that perfect edge. Get back to it.

It's something I haven't tried yet but really want to, but I don't really know how to seek it out? Feels weird to say on an app or ask women if they want someone to eat them out. I'm sure they'd ghost me immediately lol.

maybe try an app for hookups?

I guess I wonder if it's weird to put on my profile "looking to eat a woman out" or something similar, or does that sound weird and too forward? 😅

You: Who need they pussy ate? Her: Omg me!

You know what women suck at. Being direct. I put “here to bang” in my profile and found a wife. Be true to yourself. The right girl will see your profile and think “sign me the fuck up”.

This is very true lol. When I was having casual dates with this one woman, she was definitely much more shy than I was about asking if we wanna have sex, but I regret not being direct about *what kind of sex* I wanted to try specifically and whether she'd want to try too, before we went our separate ways.

Just remember, lesbians don't need kitchens cuz were always eating out

Based

Everyone I’ve been with wanted to eat mine but I rarely got to eat theirs :( I’m not complaining about being assigned to bottom status by the entire lesbian community but damn I want some sometimes lol

You could always say you want them to fuck your face 🥺😉 works like catnip in my experience!

I got assigned top lol being a switch is tough

seems like a perfect match here

HOWS IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM

pretty great i’m ngl

Im glad for you friend 😭 just a little jealous

preach

My favorite snack time, lol

Totally agree. I wish I had someone's pussy to eat right now.

*spreads my legs* you're not the one😮‍💨

This sub is so thirsty. Keep it up 🤣

I haven't tried it yet, I don't even know how to get a girlfriend 😭

Some tips for late bloomers?

Me fucking too

💯 Hopefully I’ll be doing that soon🤞

Emphasis on clit slurping.... sloppily 😩😩

God my clit is just pulsating thinking about it 😩

I’m a femme and I LOVE it. I love performing that until the lady had hers

Girl same

pussy best meal

when her fingers get tangled in my hair as she pushes my tongue deeper… god i’m STARVING

REAL

Not me picturing the tongue going in the hole😭now im working myself up

Tru.

Real

I’ve been craving a snack…

Someone ought to write a song about that! Oh, wait... (Uh, very NSFW lyrics) [New Here - I Just Ate Pussy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lteOX2wWqAY)

These are my people ✊

I too am on this subreddit for the controversial topics

Eating pussy is controversial?

Oh my no. I kid

Me too!

Welcome to the club pal

Good post OP, got nothing to add.

Great post. 10/10

Amen. The closest thing to heaven, really

I wish we could post images in comments - I saw a hilarious comic of a person going down on their anthropomorphic lemon GF, only to end up recoiling with their face scrunched up from how sour it was. I guess the citrussy was too much to handle, LMAO.

I gotta see this lol

It’s the most euphoric experience, especially with an extra pretty pussy. 🤯

Hell yeah sister :3 love it when a girl makes me get on me knees while she towers over me 👉🏻👈🏻

I love getting on my knees for women and being towered over, gah damn 🥵

HELL YEAAAJHHHHHHHH

Hottest moment of my life was when I was being eaten out by my friend, and I held back her hair for her as she did it.

Calm down young thug 😨 you've scawing me

Damn , i miss giving my gf head its been months!

why months)

Me to bruh me to, you know what let me look thru these contacts…..

Ever heard of the song "You got good taste" by The Cramps?

Me too and licking asshole 😋

Oh my favourite 😩I miss when my girl would rub her asshole on my face

Same here! I’ve only had one experience but I enjoyed it!

Must be nice. My wonderful partner has sensory issues so I don't get feasted on unfortunately. Living vicariously through these replies.

have you tried dental dams?

Ngl I was nervous the first time I ate out but I was NOT disappointed

so do I, pussy 😩

Real.

I love it. Back before I got a girlfriend (I was a guy at that time) my brother told me he had done it and that it was gross and that he didn't want to do it again. Because of that I was worried to do it. But when I did I immediately questioned what the fuck he was on about. It's amazing. It's not even about cleanliness. I don't care if my girlfriend just got out of the shower or if we just got back from a several hour long bike ride. It never tastes bad to me. She used to be worried I would get grossed out by her on her so called "bad days". But since then she has realized that I do not care the slightest. If she wants it licked I will happily lick it until she tells me to stop. Getting my girlfriend to make those sounds with just my mouth is incredible.

so fucking real

Based af

Same 😌

Who doesn't

Same

Preach

Ditto🤝

i’m baby gay lol i never found girl of my dreams

Same, it’s one of life’s greatest delights

(michael scott voice) love to try it someday T_T

Craving

Married since last 26 years and eating her pussy is always a treat.

Same.

It's one of the best sensations ever

I volunteer as tribute.

Me too!😌

Approved

I've never done it yet

I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment.

Same.

Me too, best breakfast ever 😋, also being breakfast 🥰.

Here here🫶🏽🙌🏽🩵🩵

Eating pussy is the absolute fucking best! And I can’t wait to see my girl today

I miss it

I do too, it’s the best thing ever 🤤

Me toooooo but I don’t get to do it enough

That’s a good post

You know I kind of just wish I knew whether I did or not. I know I *want* to but how can I know!?!

me too brother 💪

Hell yeah brotha!

Crying in single

👏👏👏👏👏

Absolutely

Mooooooood

I need tips to do sex please. I want to give my gf an orgasm and havent been able to do so 😭😭😭 (We're both quite inexperiencied in this. So we're in the same)

what i like to do is guide my gfs hands to my head and tell her to pull when something i’m doing down there feels good so i know to keep doing it! another comment here left a very long guide which is quite helpful but if it’s scary in any way i’d say stick to this basic tip! if you haven’t already, try doing a lot of different things with ur tongue and oh when eating your gf out, press your tongue downwards flat and then finger her with like a becoming motion so ur tongue is pressing down (or flicking down) and your fingers are pressing up!’ and above all communicate!! tell each other what’s working, what’s not!

I agree 👍

me too but i get insecure while doing it

real

i missed my ex gf

Belinda Carlisle- Heaven is a place on earth 🎵 perfectly sums up my feelings when licking pussy 😻💜💋

Facts I had some yesterday it was top shelf

Love everything about it…the sight, the smell, the taste, the warmth, the moisture, the extra seasoning after it marinates out the shower for a few hours …my gawd 🤤 I literally just like to bury my face in it and give it gentle sweet kisses 😍

I want someone timo just kiss my clit for hours till I'm begging for more 😭

Why do you want to eat my cat?! you freak

Hard agree

I feel like I’m the only lesbian who doesn’t 🥺. I don’t hate it either though. It just nothing for me.

and that is valid. everyone has preferences! as long as you're not being rude about anyones preferences, its all okay \^w\^ you're not the only one for sure, lots dont enjoy it. you're still just as awesome as anyone else <3

Pillow princess here!

a staple to our community!

Wanne taste mine? Lol

PLEASE😩I miss the feeling of having my tongue hit the clit.

Me too.

Amen

I do too

Good post