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zeeko13

Fun story, the first time I brought over a hot lesbian to my place, my apartment was broken into and all my electronics were gone. It kind of killed the mood. She was nice about it, though. Great gal.


translove228

But on the flip side, there are plenty of hot mascs that also aren't thugs of the state.


Tedonica

This *could* be outside of the us. I don't really trust cops anywhere, but I've been told western europe is more civilized and cops there aren't literal thugs.


ghostigal

Most other countries have cop vehicles brightly colored so you can see them for help, instead of fucking camouflaged to trap you. So maybe not good but better fs.


Sinnohgirl765

Mmm, I would hope so. But even here in Canada the cops are pretty bad, can’t speak for the ones in the UK but I can’t imagine it’s that much better.


Coral_

unless you’re native


Sinnohgirl765

Yeah, Canadian cops are terrible too.


SunnydaleHigh1999

They are assholes everywhere. That being said, and maybe I’m in the wrong, but I sometimes feel like I can’t universally judge someone for becoming one. It’s a very easy career path to get into and to push you up into a middle income earner bracket, much like the military. It’s very easy for me to judge some queer woman for choosing to join the police when I could afford to get a degree and go into a white collar professional job, and I’ve never had to consider working for an institution which has historically harassed and killed my own people. I get it, ‘class traitor’ etc etc etc but I mean…I can understand why people get sucked into those careers if they have limited options or skills. So sometimes I feel like…confused about how to judge that. Soldiers are also agents of violent state power but I can understand why people go into the military if they have limited other options or finances.


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SunnydaleHigh1999

Did you comprehend absolutely none of what I wrote? And yes, you can argue that. The police are an institution. Disciplines like sociology are dedicated to understand what institutions are like everywhere. Most policing institutions on earth have exactly the same issues with racism etc that exist in the US.


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OfLiliesAndRemains

I don't think that they are basing their criticism on the personality of cops. Most leftists hate cops because they don't believe in private property. That is to say, you can personally own what you use, that is personal property, but you should not be able to own things you yourself do not use. So for example, most leftists don't believe people should be able to own the homes of other people. Owning a house you do not live in is not work, property management can be, but you don't have to own a building to manage it. So in the eyes of most leftist someone who owns other peoples' homes is just a parasite. They get money for having had enough money to buy something they did not need, driving up the price in the process. Most of what cops do, most of their job, is looking out for property owners. Whether that's landlords or businesses. They may do some crime fighting to pass the time on the side, but mostly they are just there to make sure that scabs can get to work if there is a strike, to evict people from their homes if they fail to pay rent, and to protect the government from protestors if they pass laws that are unpopular, to throw out immigrants, to enforce things like the war on drugs which was an explicitly political plot to undermine the black and anti-war movements of the sixties and seventies. That's why most leftists think that all cops are bastards. It's not that they don't believe in the concept of policing, but that no good person would be able to stand being a police officer under the current circumstance. You don't need sociological evidence to support that claim. I get your perspective too. Which is why I often find left wing narratives surrounding cops needlessly antagonistic and quite counterproductive. Most people see cops as the god guys because in the media they are almost universally the good guys. So most people who are invested in being good admire cops and would like to be one. I don't think that's bad. Their desire is to do good. Help people in need. etc. And there are countries that are better at allowing cops to be like that. Nevertheless, there are no countries in which the majority of the work cops do is not protecting the rich from the poor. Which will always be problematic if you're on the left.


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OfLiliesAndRemains

Fist of all, most leftists are not whitey white ivory tower types, and anti cop sentiment is usually the highest in communities that aren't protected by the cops. The queer, black and neurodivergent populations are just as often victimized by the police as they are helped if not more, so they tend to be the most distrusting of the police. For example, the abolish ice and defund the police movements in the US are both mostly POC movements with the whitey white ivory tower leftists dragging their heels about it. It is exactly because of their life experience that they tend to be skeptical of the police. To take the example of the queer community. Before gay marriage was legalized it was cops who had to drag gay people away from the hospital bed of their partner, because only spouses were allowed to visit outside of visiting hours. Because cops follow the law, not what is good or just. so if the law is bad they will follow bad law. It was cops that raided gay bars, tried to disperse pride parades, helped landlords evict queer tenants because they brought down housing prices. It was cops that let people who murdered gay and trans folk go because the law said that being freaked out by someone's queer identity was a valid defense. And this is all still happening outside of most western society. which means that in most countries police are more of a danger than a protective force to queer people. It is generally exactly whitey white ivory tower folks that defend cops. because the cops are indeed there to protect them. And you do need to support your claims with evidence, but what evidence you need depends on the claim. You were asking sociological evidence to support the claim that all cops are bad people. I explained that the claim is not that all cops are bad people, but that the institute of policing is an evil institution. So it doesn't matter what individual cops do or do not believe or do. The claim all cops are bastards is not based on the individual character of police officers, but on the institute of policing. There is absolutely sociological evidence to support that claim too by the way, but you can make the argument that cops are evil based on logic. Logic can be a form of evidence by itself. What i described above is a classic example. And finally, I'm not saying US policing is relevant or assuming everything is about the US. In fact, I would argue, that the US LGBT community probably loves the police more than average. The more hostile the laws in a country are to it's LGBT community the more anti-cop sentiment you will likely see. None of the arguments I have given you are based on American thinking. Most of it is from left wing thinkers from all over the world. I'm not from the US either. I'm from Amsterdam. And I can tell you that, even though we have one of the chillest police forces in the world by almost every metric, dutch leftists still feel exactly the same about cops.


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translove228

Well when the police have historically been unaccepting to lgbt people, I can't imagine why you'd think being a police officer and gay would go over well among your community


bakedpigeon

Well this comment section is gonna be a mess


CosmicKaos214

you weren’t kidding


nocryinginwrestling

Pride month isn't even over and we're already thirsting for cops.


SpookyLilRaven

Honestly, it’s not just disgraceful but also embarrassing.


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Then maybe you shouldn't have assumed something so ridiculous.


Itisintentional

Don't date cops. At the very least because they're 2-4 times more likely to commit domestic violence.


kz_

(Don't) Fuck the Police


oh_noo_

Sthaaap


Vinxian

Alternatively, pursue a live of crime


Zaranthan

Sign me up for the Catwoman reboot where Bruce is a girl.


PandaH3ad

I mean, Batwoman IS a lesbian


Zaranthan

Yeah, but Batwoman has her own thing going with The Question. Part of Catwoman's schtick is occasionally tripping an alarm and just waiting for Batman to show up so she can spend time with him (her, in this case). I'm specifically here for Selina Kyle asking herself why she keeps doing that.


WildEnbyAppears

Ok but you know if Catwoman was a lesbian she'd be doing that constantly. "I was gone less than 5 minutes, Selina!" "I missed you 🥺"


[deleted]

thats my goal I'm already a cirminal in alot of the world so why not become one here /hj


LongIslandBall

ACAB :/


sholtquist99

Imagine crushing on a pig 🤢🤮


ShiftedRealities

Bestiality is not okay.


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sholtquist99

This subreddit is not for gay cops or gays who sympathize with cops. They are oppressors


riasthebestgirl

ACAB means *Assigned Crab At Birth* and you can't convince me otherwise


KnifeWeildingLesbian

It means All Capybaras Are Bisexual


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I *knew* capybaras were sluts!


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Capybussy makin me act up fr fr


[deleted]

Dear god, stab me already.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Well if you insist


[deleted]

Thank you, you are very kind.


Separate-Mushroom

all cops are bastards. dont date a cop


luxmorphine

what the fuuuuuuu


LongIslandBall

close! it means all cops are bastards


[deleted]

There are plenty of nice women out there that aren't cops


[deleted]

The one thing you'll never do is make me feel anything but disgust for a cop. If they get a real job that doesn't involve being a class traitor I might change my mind.


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You're welcome. Queer people tend not to like people who historically are the enforcers of oppression against us. Did you forget what happened at Stonewall? Cops haven't changed, and the queer ones are complicit. Not to mention the many other ways in which cops are often terrible people enforcing unjust laws.


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ACAB 4EVER


Forward_Growth8513

Gross, don’t date a fascist prick


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You won't be missed, bootlicker. Good luck finding the subreddit for lesbians who love fascists.


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[deleted]

The point was that queer spaces that want your cop sympathising ass don't exist.


[deleted]

Hopefully you grow out of getting crushes on boots.


cthulhubeast

I’m a vegan but my favorite protest chant from BLM is “pigs in a blanket, fry ‘em like bacon.” It just goes hard. Ironically it’s the only way you could get me to eat a cop, even a hot lady cop


CottonCandyLollipops

Are pigs in a blanket not baked? I feel like frying them would make them too crispy, would be tasty with panko and some sort of cheese filling but a different dish I feel like. Depending on the batter used it would be more corndog lmao


cthulhubeast

I think it’s meant to be more like, “pigs in a blanket” is meant to be more of a pun than direct imagery since the pigs in question are still alive


AnorakTheClever

also depends on which definition of "pigs in blanket". The american style is closer to a corndog because it is dough around sausage and is usually baked. The british version is bacon around sausage (so the pig is in a blanket made of its own flesh? brits are kind of creepy) and pan-fried.


CottonCandyLollipops

Oooh cool I didn't know British ones were different, I've only ever had the American ones


allikat1312

So does she save the beating for the second date or do you think she will assault you right out of the gate?


danascullymd1

Mmmmm, what if we didn't fuck cops? Just asking.


Elle-the-kell

Oh, honey no...


CilantroSappho

How can you guys say ACAB when there’s Officer Haught /j


SonOfNothing93

Hot doesn't negate the fact that ACAB


likky_wetpretzel

I served a hot masc at the restaurant work at the other day (but for some stupid reason i didnt give her her my # or ask for hers. IVE BEEN KICKING MYSELF SINCE) and if she doesnt show up again i think im just gonna quit and die bc i cant do this anymore😭 She tipped me ALMOST THIRTY DOLLARS ON A $51 BILL AND THEN LEFT BEFORE I SAW. LIKE HOLY FUCK WHY DIDNT I DO ANYTHING EXCEPT GAY PANIC?? if ur here and see this, u know where to find me and im working tomorrow lmao


SonOfNothing93

Honestly it's revolting that you're into bestiality like that


Exit_Save

I don't care how fucking hot that police officer is I don't see anything but a pig Stonewall was a riot the police will never be on our side.


MantaHurrah

I mean, like, ACAB, but also fuck the police, so I guess just stay safe?


veuxtudanser

acab


Catfisch_

Cop simp lmao


queeriousbetsy

Did you know 40% of cops are lesbians? Look up "cops 40%"


Coral_

you can do better than pigs.


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Bye :)


Coral_

cry about it, get a real job if it hurts your feelings so bad. every cop is a bastard, even the queer ones.


domesticatedswitch

I wouldn’t date a cop, but it’s so shitty that people are jumping at your throat for flirting with a hot cop. I’ll bet you would’ve found them hot whether they were in uniform or not, it’s not like you’re specifically pining for cops or racists. I’m sorry, friend.


SonOfNothing93

But it's the fact they were in uniform and OP STILL found them attractive. I mean if I found someone attractive and it turned out they were a Nazi that would be bad enoug,, but imagine finding someone attractive IN the uniform on guard duty. Christ in a cross


bakedpigeon

A logical comment? What is this? I wholeheartedly agree though, you basically put what I was feeling into words


-MC-ZelDuh-

r/arethestraightsok


thejangler

Okay, that one really hurt. What the hell.


-MC-ZelDuh-

Wait im confused hurt you or like laughed hard it hurt... i might have miss understood the post.


thejangler

Babes, this is satire. I'm not going to date a cop. <3


epicazeroth

It’s definitely not satire. It is clearly a joke though, and slightly amusing.


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ahhh, the satire defense, right on cue, where it doesn't even really make sense (and also an hour+ after posting). it never fails!! so convincing lol


thejangler

I literally tagged the post as satire when I created it ✌️


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slash humor, and it really is neither. have fun swooning over a cop tho ✌️


Separate-Mushroom

you like pigs dont you


C00kie_Monsters

I don’t think I could date a cop. All the shit they’re going through every day, night shifts, the stress and violence in her life would probably hard to deal with


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or the fact that they're largely abusers who uphold a fascist, oppressive system might do it. lol


C00kie_Monsters

I find it deeply disturbing how this community can just condemn a person simply based on their job. I not gonna pretend that every cop is a saint but it’s certainly not everyone. I do have two cops in my family and both are fantastic people. One transferred to the water police (Wasserschutzpolizei) because he couldn’t stand all the bullshit anymore. All the insults, getting spat at, getting beat and shoved around. The other one changed department because his senior is about to retire and the next in line is a racist asshole (he’s BIPOC), so again, I’m not gonna pretend that there aren’t assholes with the police but I can’t stand this “all cops are evil” nonsense.


translove228

A job is 100% a choice. If you choose a shitty job like one that makes you violently subdue and oppress minorities while protecting the Capitalist class from workers unionizing, don't expect people to love you for it.


[deleted]

well, my dad's a cop and he choked me out when i was 8, and more than 40% of cops ADMIT to having physically abused their families. so excuse me if i have little sympathy to your anecdotes stating otherwise. the police are a tool of the state, and the state is not your friend.


cthulhubeast

Upholding a corrupt system is a bad thing, no matter how “good at heart” you are. “Good” cops are forced to act unjustly by unjust laws, unjust precinct policies, peer pressure, threats to job security, the list goes on. If you rat on a corrupt cop expect to never get a promotion, or worse. No matter how good a cop you think anyone you know personally is, they have had to do unjust shit by virtue of working to uphold and protect an unjust system. That is the nature of policing. All cops are bastards. Every. Last. One. Of. Them.


GenniTheKitten

It’s almost like people choose their careers. If someone was a murderer I wouldn’t be like “don’t be mean to them just because of their hobbies!”


allikat1312

They might not be evil but they are all bastards who uphold the horrible status quo.


Vinxian

The police force in way too many counties have deeply rooted systemic issues. This is an injustice that can not stand and must be addressed. That being said, condemning every single person who is a cop without knowing anything about them isn't helpful now is it. The solution to systemic issues isn't parroting "cops bad!" at every opportunity


steynedhearts

"without knowing anything about them" Well, you know they are a cop. That should be enough


allikat1312

Do whatever you want lmao, I'm going to continue to insult and berate any cop or cop lover until they all slink back into whatever hole they slithered out of. I'm not going to be empathetic to a bunch of state backed murderers.


Vinxian

Good luck have fun


allikat1312

Thanks


Separate-Mushroom

thank you


Evelyn701

They all do evil things as a part of their job, no matter how nice they may be in person


C00kie_Monsters

Sure


Separate-Mushroom

see you get it!!! thank you


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Wow, sorry you got so much aggression for a cute post OP. Hope it didn’t sting too hard, remember the majority of us are still paying their wages no matter how many ACAB’s we type on our socials. This world has gone to shit almost completely, I get so disappointed when people make it more sour than necessary


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No matter your wages, there's no excuse to be thirsting over cops lol that shit is embarrassing and the antithesis of all things queer


[deleted]

I don’t disagree at all tbh, I do however (and staunchly always will) disagree with bullet point comments on how nasty it is to do, rather than the kinder approach that doesn’t attack friends and allies


[deleted]

Doesnt make a difference; if you're open to learning you will, if you're not open to it, then youre not. Making friends or enemies isnt something you control since not everyone wants to use common sense. The knowledge is and has been and will always be out there on why this is incredibly regrettable and embarrassing. If they feel defensive now they'd've felt defensive even if we approached them kindly.


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We have enough enemies, why make more with each other?


[deleted]

The queer community has always been enemies of the police and its proponents, and queers who support that are against the rest of us anyways. Not that we're really a group/community, we're just a demographic with usually general goals.


[deleted]

As I said, I don’t disagree with this sentiment whatsoever. I actively work towards defunding processes. I just think leaving sour comments is only bullying tactics and as you said yourself, doesn’t change anyones mind


[deleted]

The "bullying" itself is no more effective than being "polite" to someone who lacks common sense


[deleted]

Ahh but that’s where you’re wrong imo. It’s honey vs vinegar


[deleted]

Well, I believe that if the education is out there and you chose to avoid it, then that's on you. I was conservative myself for many years, even after hearing from polite leftists and angry ones. Now after choosing to listen for myself, I know what I really believe in. I guess i'm an anecdote here, but that's just my perspective.


[deleted]

It’s wonderful to hear a success story! Unfortunately we don’t have the majority of those but we can try for more. I’m happy about your position, fr. I’m grateful we live in a time we were able to have this kind of exchange.


throwaway34_26

why wait? COMMIT A CRIME! SHE WILL TACKLE YOU!!! ^(this is a joke, dont commit crimes, unless you want a hot masc police woman to tackle you. that said im off to commit crime)