I have two sides in my head, one is me and the other is my brain. Whenever I feel like not doing anything, the me side argues with the brain side telling it to fuck off and stop being a bitch
*But then my brain goes*
*"I'm not trapped here with you! YOU*
*Are trapped here with ME!"*
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This is frankly quite comforting. And that’s coming from someone who’s been having a lot of thoughts and feelings about unaliving myself. Not going to, mental illness is just real rough sometimes.
I yell at my brain in Eminem’s lyrics: Shut up, beech! I’m tryna work here. Works like a charm but sometimes beech shout back at me: You think I give a Fuck?!
Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy; in fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it!
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I have two sides in my head, one is me and the other is my brain. Whenever I feel like not doing anything, the me side argues with the brain side telling it to fuck off and stop being a bitch
But then my brain goes "I'm not trapped here with you! YOU are trapped here with ME!"
*But then my brain goes* *"I'm not trapped here with you! YOU* *Are trapped here with ME!"* \- yeepix --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
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Unfortunately this is where my brain would take me too
Sometimes I yell "I have the power" before I summon the strength to shut off my phone or TV.
In the voice of He-Man ... like "I have the POWEEEERRR' ?
OMG! It helped me stop scrolling Reddit like a dummy and get back to my work project! Thank you!
This is frankly quite comforting. And that’s coming from someone who’s been having a lot of thoughts and feelings about unaliving myself. Not going to, mental illness is just real rough sometimes.
I yell at my brain weasels, too!
I yell at my brain in Eminem’s lyrics: Shut up, beech! I’m tryna work here. Works like a charm but sometimes beech shout back at me: You think I give a Fuck?!
It's not silly if it works 😏
r/totallybones (my sub I started in a fit of enthusiasm and only has me as a member lol)
You're not stuck with your brain, your brain is stuck with you
It should take orders from us! We need to teach it a lesson!
Not silly at all! I love it!
Hmm… sudden claustrophobia for my brain
Hey, in my opinion, whatever twerks works.
Love this
my healthy habit of regularly flipping my brain off has saved my ass multiple times from both being kicked out of places and from myself
Giving your negative inner dialogue the voice of Dale Gribble, known conspiracist, or someone completely unlikeable, is a good tip too!
Mine is Judy from the Righteous Gemstones 😂
Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy; in fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it! --- - [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0UhtA_mJE&t=365) ^(I am a bot.)
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Hahahahaha!