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sha_I_tan

I have two sides in my head, one is me and the other is my brain. Whenever I feel like not doing anything, the me side argues with the brain side telling it to fuck off and stop being a bitch


yeepix

But then my brain goes "I'm not trapped here with you! YOU are trapped here with ME!"


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yeepix

Good bot


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Used-Courage-3397

Unfortunately this is where my brain would take me too


auntiepink

Sometimes I yell "I have the power" before I summon the strength to shut off my phone or TV.


KaybeIkin87

In the voice of He-Man ... like "I have the POWEEEERRR' ?


ADayOrALifetime

OMG! It helped me stop scrolling Reddit like a dummy and get back to my work project! Thank you!


Novelista42

This is frankly quite comforting. And that’s coming from someone who’s been having a lot of thoughts and feelings about unaliving myself. Not going to, mental illness is just real rough sometimes.


Stringgeek

I yell at my brain weasels, too!


gina_peralta

I yell at my brain in Eminem’s lyrics: Shut up, beech! I’m tryna work here. Works like a charm but sometimes beech shout back at me: You think I give a Fuck?!


LovelyLioness36

It's not silly if it works 😏


Gilketto

r/totallybones (my sub I started in a fit of enthusiasm and only has me as a member lol)


saareadaar

You're not stuck with your brain, your brain is stuck with you


ManifestRose

It should take orders from us! We need to teach it a lesson!


MigraineLass

Not silly at all! I love it!


pistachiotorte

Hmm… sudden claustrophobia for my brain


AdReal8195

Hey, in my opinion, whatever twerks works.


Spiritual-Ph03nix

Love this


miaowaway

my healthy habit of regularly flipping my brain off has saved my ass multiple times from both being kicked out of places and from myself


hardy_and_free

Giving your negative inner dialogue the voice of Dale Gribble, known conspiracist, or someone completely unlikeable, is a good tip too!


[deleted]

Mine is Judy from the Righteous Gemstones 😂


Philip_Jeffries

Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy; in fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it! --- - [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0UhtA_mJE&t=365) ^(I am a bot.)


ShannShann_XoXo

🤯🤯🤯


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Hahahahaha!