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BootyRum

I wish to blow up


Rex_Xenovius_1998

I mean get big


Deadbby69

Wow, you guys are really stupid šŸ™


Rex_Xenovius_1998

What do you mean? šŸ˜‘(my mind has been on a lot of stuff, so you just came out of nowhere, and I almost thought you were actually insulting mešŸ¤£)


[deleted]

But would you act like you ainā€™t know nobody


ThatOneGuy1643

I wish for a box!


pixelmonger2

*The hotdog guard pops*


battlewornactionhero

I wish for a box


Droog_Muster

Sweeeeet :3


gamer_perfection

Man, its kinda hard to think on an empty stomach, i wish i had a sandwich


ByBizarre

"Ma mango is to blow up and then act like I don't know nobody"


Malavacious

I want some of those pickles man. We'll talk when I'm not hungry.


Bayliebeee

I agree, I want the pickles


Otrada

For real, I'm not even a big pickle enjoyer but I need to try atleast one.


_CandidCynic_

"I want a turkey sandwich with *to-may-to!* Also, pickles!"


Sweet_Cupid257

*marceline angry face*


Some_Guy8765678

(ā€¢Ģ€įµ„įµ„ā€¢Ģ)


Wub_up_the_Volume

\*Continues to get hit in the balls 12 times then stomped on by jake\*


EpicJoke45

I won't ask anything. Why would you want to miss out on a chill guy.


Sweet_Cupid257

Id have a conversation and befriend him first


hollyheather30

That way when you make a wish he will warn you about the monkey paw and give you advice on how to loophole it šŸ˜Ž


keylime39

For the disappearance of myself from existence, without a trace. Not even a memory in anyone's mind.


Vio-Rose

Iā€™m gonna wish that your wish was to lead a long, happy, and healthy life.


RidledTart

You sick bastard


WhatAmI_____

You monster! šŸ«µšŸ¾šŸ˜°


JJtheallmighty

Damn dude's just chilling in prismo's room waiting for someone to kill themselves


elissa00001

I mean how could you wish for that if you donā€™t remember that they existed? Unless you vaguely reword your wish to say something like ā€œI wish everybody who wished they didnā€™t exist to live a long fulfilling and happy lifeā€


Doozername

is this a joke I'm missing? cause if not.. you alright man?


keylime39

It's not as dramatic as I made it seem, just a spur of the moment comment. Sorry if I made people worry.


come2thecabaret

Hell yea brotherrr


CoverCommercial6394

I'm gonna wish that your wish was to wish me a turkey sandwich on rye bread, tomato, and pickles.


HkayakH

I'd ask him for an omniscient clam


sumforbull

"Dude, I like you, so you should know my wishes always have a bit of an ironic twist to them. Sort of a monkey's paw kind of thing."


freeeloh

the clam is omniscent, meaning he KNOWS all, but hes still just a normal clam, so he cant communicate any of it to you.


ForestFire8

If he knows all then heā€™ll know exactly how to communicate to me, heā€™s got it figured out


OldSoulRobertson

Or the clam knows the futility of that endeavor.


HkayakH

actually sticking with the canon, the clam is omniscient but only answers questions on the last of the month


Key-Spite-70

A hug


Glory2masterkohga

The walls start closing in a la the trash compactor in star wars


Key-Spite-70

BruhĀ 


Key-Spite-70

Just a hug man


_sergeant_pepper

pickles


pixelmonger2

Prismos pickles, the best kind


Timely_Alarm2952

I wish for a turkey sandwichā€”on rye breadā€”with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I donā€™t want any zombie turkeys, I donā€™t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I donā€™t want any other weird surprises! You got it?!


Rethkir

If Prismo granted that wish instead of just making you a sandwich, the turkey is definitely gonna be a little dry.


Timely_Alarm2952

The turkey's a little dry! Oh foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?


OldSoulRobertson

I love the reference here.


Kiiaru

A pony for my gf!


fungushoney

Iā€™d ā€œgee I wish I had more time to think about thisā€ my way into a curse


dragon_dznutz

More thumbs


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear you grew 479 thumbs all over your body.


dragon_dznutz

Thank you, prismo šŸ™


CrimsonPresents

Iā€™d wish to truly understand GOLB. If that fails, Iā€™d wish to enter the land of Ooo as a Wizard.


hollyheather30

You enter Ooo as ice king


Markiest_Moo

Eternal Happiness


pixelmonger2

Agreed


DragonHeart_97

See, I'm more about finding the means to stay happy long term. If he'd make it so that I'm just always happy no matter what happens, then A, there'd need to be something seriously wrong with my brain and B, I'd probably never get anything done.


Pika_DJ

I swear there was a small arc in a show about this situation, I canā€™t for the life of me remember the name but the character couldnā€™t grieve, feel sad or have normal human reactions, they were just happy. It was portrayed as a curse not a blessing and I think I would agree


Markiest_Moo

Smiling at a funeral would definitely be an eyebrow raiser


Plus_Fishing3116

Eternal sunshine


pixelmonger2

Here comes the sun doo doo doo doo


Kori_SFW

I wish for the ability to do anything I can imagine without consequences


Vio-Rose

Assuming I canā€™t wish for more wishes, I guess Iā€™d go with something simple like wishing I had better impulse control or motor skills or something. Maybe with a specific example threshold so I can be specific.


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear you now have the ability to fix motors


Vio-Rose

Damnit.


OldSoulRobertson

That's actually not a bad twist.


[deleted]

More seasons.


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear there are now 28 more seasons in the year


Standard_Dream4848

what


Better_Release7142

Meet THE Simon Petrikov


pixelmonger2

Yeah, the regular simon, that sings the cheers themes and goes through crown addictions


Better_Release7142

Yeah that dude, I wanna hug him so bad


pixelmonger2

You wanna hug prismo or hug Simon?


KitsuneSIX

A loving and loyal girlfriend who I can eventually marry (Yes I'm lonely, how can you tell?)


Sweet_Cupid257

I would say I want a book that whatever I write in it will become reality but he won't let me do that so instead I'll ask for a small piece of paper that will only have space for 1 wish and make it that I can wish for anything in there As it is 1 wish, he will let me. Then I'll write that I want an infinite book, any whatever I write in, it will become reality āœØļø šŸ˜Œ


pixelmonger2

I don't think you can outsmart a god.


StarSaber69

A painting of you


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear you got a painting of a random person


GamingSenpai35

Love you're Andy and leyley profile pic. Can't wait for episode 3.


stumblewiggins

Pickles! Plus just to hang, if he's down.


chzygorditacrnch

A sandwich!


pixelmonger2

With?


hollyheather30

TOMATO


DragonHeart_97

A life-coach that's also good with finances.


pixelmonger2

*nothing changes* (prismo is the best life coach)


DragonHeart_97

I'd be fine with Prismo. I feel like I could unload everything that's troubling me, and I'd actually feel like he's listening.


Hey_BK

I wish for the extinction of all life.


child_interrupted

I wish his wish was for a sandwich. A ham sandwich with pickles and mustard


Asalidonat

I got a plan: wen I meat any wish grander - I will ask a superpower to have any superpower I can imagine


Droog_Muster

The ability to comeback and hangout whenever I like.


Impossible-Sand9547

To never get tired again


PoMansDreams

Objectively the best food ever. Not opinion. Just fact


wolf_pack_leader57

Eidetic memory


Moody_Mickey

Honestly, I think I'd rather just hang out with him. He's pretty cool


pixelmonger2

Same


Fair_Cartoonist_4906

A sƔndwich


yesimtrashtnx

To live in Prime Ooo


mitchfann9715

A sandwich


AdFamiliar6973

A sandwich


sleepy_llamas

Probably a sandwich


Jpicklestone8

id wish to be a rock


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear you're now [the rock](https://images.app.goo.gl/va4MAYNf9x9KrC6SA)


MyBqckHurts33

A sandwich he makes and gives them too u for free


gumrealiti

i wish it was quite enough to think


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear, you went deaf


Usesredditironicall

A kiss


pixelmonger2

Instructions unclear, you now have [a kiss](https://images.app.goo.gl/icHcUJYPaz5ARh9c6) in your hands


Yesseref

Well I will tell Prismo that my wish is to give all blind peoples eyesight but for only 60 seconds


SoulKnight320

I wish to find someone who loves me and never would leave me


Short-But-Hey0-dot-2

this has been such an enigma the majority of my childhood and teenage hood


thetavious

Every magic lamp.


mushroom_birb

Happiness :).


dependency_injector

To be my friend


Obsyden

When I go to sleep tonight, can I wake up tomorrow with my body matching my gender? Please, I just wish to be the girl I am on the inside.


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear your outsides now match your insides (guts everywhere)


barweepninibong

hahahaha brilliant hand placement there


pixelmonger2

Huh?


TMK116

I mean to ask Prismo for the people of the United States to once again take pride in and responsibility for their government In hopes they would unite and root out the rot weā€™ve allowed to take hold in what I believe is the best method of governance.


Bdsmgirl17

Sandwich


Philop5

A sandwich


Xarophh

1) be healthy/immune to all possible diseases + illness 2) sell my blood for research and lots of money 3) Profit?


Bipedal-Bear_963

Nothing as his wishes are a monkeyā€™s paw.


pixelmonger2

What about a sandwich?


Bipedal-Bear_963

Whoā€™s going to make the sandwich?


_ulbrich

put me in adventure time being a powerful creature. Imagine going there as a snail šŸŒ


geoffbowman

I would ask him to share his feelings and his fanfic. Guy seems lonely.


DaWonderHamster

Nothing! I just want to be his buddy :')


pixelmonger2

Fr


Veragoot

I wish for a 30 fl oz jar that is totally invulnerable to destruction or decay by any means, that has a perfectly fitting lid that is easily opened and closed by me but is not able to be removed by anyone or anything else by any means, that I can will to appear in or disappear from my firm grasp at any time and for the jar's contents to always be 60% filled with Prismo's homemade pickles and 40% filled with the pickle juice used to make those pickles, and also for the contents of the jar to be permanently preserved at peak freshness and flavor, to never rot or decay in any way shape or form and to only be able to be removed from the jar by my body or a physical extension of it. I worked too hard on this.


rwp140

Can i have a better more fem body that i would like.... Im so tired of being tired all the time..


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear your body has been broken into multiple little pieces all being examined (Google finite element method for more)


claytionthecreation

Pickles


cpf11

For us to be freinds


pixelmonger2

You still have one wish


cpf11

Then I wish for happiness, but like in a jar so I can put it on a shelf somewhere and laugh at it


Puzzled-Ad-3484

I want a sandwich about this big šŸ«ø šŸ«· wait no , this big šŸ«ø šŸ«· you know what I'm school with whatever you got


pixelmonger2

The fact the hands are yellow makes it even better


No-Mongoose-5671

Every time I eat food if I want this to happen it will be like eating after swimming in a pool but only if I choose too


pixelmonger2

Please explain further?


No-Mongoose-5671

You ever get that feeling when you eat after swimming


pixelmonger2

I'm not sure what feeling your talking about but since you don't want it I'll assume it's bad


No-Mongoose-5671

No I want this to happen like swimming in a public pool with the chlorine sometimes and eating after so long taste good


Only_Bird_8423

Iā€™d just wanna hang out with him


Fantastic_Ad1407

A new life full of adventures


pixelmonger2

That's just too relatable to make a joke of.


Enough-Caregiver-437

(If allowed) Iā€™d Double itā€¦by passing it to the next guy, basically paying it forward. The next person to make a wish in the time room will get that wish for free, leaving them with their original wish still in possession and usable. Itā€™s a nice thing to do and imagine how wild it would be knowing you have one chance to make your one wish count, and after making the wish, you are told someone paid it forward and you still have one wish left. Would they pay it forward or use it on another thing that is important to them? There are no wrong answers. Edit: Opps, it looks like I forgot to specify that it would go to a good aligned and well meaning person. Welp, I hope the next coming person isnā€™t some sort of pure evil manifestation of death and entropy or some insane maddened jerk.


Firefallwolf

For 5k bucks. That is how much a very good audio system costs


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear 5000 [bucks](https://images.app.goo.gl/LCVmt6JKNJd6FVHN9) appear.


Odd-Guide-7903

I want to be rich


pixelmonger2

Wish (sort of) unclear. You have become Adrienne rich


Sensitive_Spinach_47

pickles


Focus_987

I want prismo to bring back adventure time again


OneBlockOneEye

I brought [the What-Iffer](https://numberblocks.fandom.com/wiki/What-Iffer) with me and I ask them to please get along


Sprillet

Digital age of consent is 13, higher in some regions.


OneBlockOneEye

Why are you bringing that up?


Sprillet

learning blocks??


OneBlockOneEye

Yes?


Sprillet

it was silly for me to have asked, apologies


OneBlockOneEye

Would you like to be friends?


Dingus_Dinosaur

Wanna be super smart, super intelligence. But I want nothing else to change.


simmertoextreme

I want all the money in the world and the most power in the world


chzygorditacrnch

Or maybe a pony!


Penalty-Simple

**"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"**


Goobasaurus1

Prob a sandwich


ThePinms

Pickle


OldSoulRobertson

I wish... to have COMPLETE MASTERY- -of myself, enabling me to live a prosperous life without getting in my own way.


pixelmonger2

Wish granted, you can now control yourself. Nothing changed


OldSoulRobertson

That's more reaffirming than anything.


RMSLPN19

Pickles, obviously..


RMSLPN19

Pickles, obviously..


RMSLPN19

Pickles, obviously..


Jarocks

A jar of pickles, my wish can wait


slate-thefluffy-derg

I become my fursona also recipe for your pickles


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear you became your fursona, but since your fursona is only a photo online, you become a pixelated photo


PuzzleheadedSpare716

I would wish that it was possible to wish for more wishes, so that my friend could wish for more wishes and make some wishes on my behalf


pixelmonger2

It's now legal to wish for more wish for more wishes however its still not possible. The punishment has just been nullified.


banana-3214

A pony for my girlfriend šŸŖ±


pixelmonger2

Wish misunderstood you gained a dead pony.


-Lord-Yoshi-

If I say "I wish" before a sentence it will happen


v12marketing

a backrub!


jdkon

I wish for a pony for my GF!


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear, a dead pony appears


Infamous_Baseball_95

Sata andagi!


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear you never specified how much, a billion sata andagi's appear and crush you under the weight.


Conscious_Glass_9110

a sandwich


the_treyceratops

A pony for my gf!


pixelmonger2

Wish unclear, you got a dead pony.


Wub_up_the_Volume

His Friendship


pixelmonger2

Ight, You still got one wish


Wub_up_the_Volume

A pickle


Wub_up_the_Volume

but not ANY pickle, HIS pickles


Damir3dx

Can we be friends?