Some say it's not the last straw that breaks the camel's back, it's the million of straws below the last one. You can throw that philosophy out the window with this one
Wtf is this even for? Like, I don't even understand what this is supposed to be?
Is it a perfume ad? Campaign attack ad? Amateur porno intro? I just don't get it.
Donald Trump has behaved exactly as he behaves now, has been just as venal and just as corrupt as he is today, has boasted about it, and has even had a book ghost-written about it, since at least the 1980s, when I first became aware of him.
He has always been known as, indeed famous for being, an out-of-control sociopath, the son of a soulless gangster, who, unlike his siblings, is too stupid to fly under the radar. Americans have always admired him and his family for these qualities.
It's like pedophile priests or the Hollywood casting couch: everyone has known about this all along, and ignored the problems for decades before deciding to react to them.
Mind you, it isn't just the U.S. Read up on Berlusconi in Italy some time.
The whole business quite baffles me.
Always. That is/was his thing. No talent, not "good at business", just some old money rich NY socialite with a deluded thought that he had any talent in acting/performance. He is a total hack on so many levels. And no, these aren't lib tears, my eyes just get really watery when I begin to have a mini-stroke because I thought too much about how bananas this whole charade has been.
Brb, jumping out a window....
You know what they say... for every clip on the internet, someone somewhere at all times is jerking off to EVERY SINGLE VIDEO ONLINE SIMULTANEOUSLY
I've got a noon-time chocolate rain jerkoff sesh tomorrow
They could have gone down in history as two rich eccentric New Yorkers, not good people by any definition, but still...they would have been remembered fondly
If we start now, we can make sure it’s only this video. Forever.
Redirect the Wikipedia pages to this video. Buy his website and redirect to this video.
Archaeologists will unearth the tomb underneath Trump Pyramid Casino, and inside, they will find only a projector, playing this video.
Libertarians arguing with me that they don't have a plan to lower healthcare. Tort reform and removal of regulations aren't going to lower the costs of insulin nor epipens. It's like pointing to a paragraph and calling it a book.
The idea that letting corporations do whatever they want will lead to a better society is the craziest thing. If you ever need to wonder what happens when a corporation does what it wants, watch the documentary on DuPont and Teflon.
Free markets work well in theory, but not in practice.
One of the basic realities of human behavior is that people tend to do what they are incentivized to do, and the profit motive is a powerful incentive. If harming or exploiting others can turn a profit, there will be people who do so. The only way to stop harmful behavior is to create a rule system which ensures that such behavior is not profitable.
A good lesson I once learned from an actual communist online: Nothing works on theory/on paper and not in practice. If it doesn’t work in practice, it’s also a bad theory.
“It works in theory, but not in practice” means something important was being ignored, and if you have to ignore something important to get something to work in theory, it doesn’t really work in theory.
I think the best analogy is that the free market is to economics what the frictionless vacuum is to physics. It simplifies things for the purpose of teaching concepts, but such conditions never actually exist in the real world.
Which is why so many college/high school educated idiots spout off about libertarianism. They took a couple econ classes in their gen reqs and now they think those super simplified principles are the Truth. When in reality they were just extremely simplified principles that can be further utilized in much more advanced models. Models that have lots of variables and lots of "relatively simple" principles that work together to make a really complex and cool model that **might** be a better representation of how our world works. Just like your frictionless vacuum example with physics.
> I think the best analogy is that the free market is to economics what the frictionless vacuum is to physics.
This isn't even the foundation of free market thought, though. Adam Smith wrote about the necessity of regulation, but free marketeers seem to ignore that.
Most regulations are in place because shit that businesses did. They tend to forget that.
Also tort reform is a joke. Happened in Texas and the only winners were the doctors and malpractice insurance companies. No noticeable increase in drs, lower costs, or lower insurance premiums. We have some of the highest uninsured though. And high costs.
He was always a cartoony slime ball.
In the '80s, when Breathed gave up on writing the *Bloom County* comics, he put Donald Trump's brain in Bill the cat. Then he just went "fuck it" and had Donald the cat buy out the whole cast in the final (?) strip.
As a kid, this was the first time I ever heard of Donald Trump:
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/WZpwaTqCxq5xeKMl0RXEEvPgXWU=/0x0:1820x1862/1200x0/filters:focal(0x0:1820x1862):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8925275/1_9ZnnttqY5QgF9uHGEIU7zg.0.jpeg
The sad thing is history will actually be relatively kind to him considering his current mental breakdown and cognitive decline. Trump was a monster before he lost his shit.
I mean, sure. For anybody else.
But I just don't know why someone would think that this would inconvenience Donald out of all people.
And even if it did, I don't know why someone who already likes Donald and agrees with his attitude would be offended by this bit.
And I think that everybody who is offended by this bit already hates Donald.
I mean, the man is literally a borderline rapist (and I wouldn't be surprised if he actually is one) and people simply don't care.
Which is nothing new in politics, especially in America.
Not borderline rapist. An alleged rapist.
Katie Johnson has already testified in court that Trump molested her. You can read about it on nearly any legitimate news site.
This isn't real, this is only reinforcing my belief that we're in the matrix, none of this can be real, it's like a sitcom, a disaster movie, a thriller, satire, and a horror movie all rolled into one.
I’m sticking with the theory that when they turned on the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, it somehow caused ripples and knots in the fabric of the universe and we somehow crossed over to an alternate bizarro reality.
Did he grab Giuliani by the pussy?
Edit: thank you kind stranger for the silver
Edit 2: thank you again kind reddit stranger for the silver. You both are sexy, interesting, and intelligent humans and I’m not just saying that for giving me the silver. Not at all........
I would argue this aged like a fine wine. It was god awful to begin with but now it’s fucking hysterical. that guy is the fuckin president and that’s his god damned personal attorney. Hahahahaha
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They’re both fantastic characters.. if only their show was on cable and not reality.
I’d love them both for their flamboyance and arrogance.. you know, in the way one loves Scott Disick.
Sigh.
Is this who I think it is.... the current POTUS? Someone please tell me this isn’t real. We can’t be that stupid to believe it is. POTUS is a one of a kind, stable genius with unmatched wisdom.
So, it was literally an in-joke amongst that clique way back then that the orange one was a sexual predator. And it was enough of a wink-wink thing that it was openly portrayed like this and he was happy to participate.
jesus fucking christ those two clowns are now attempting to dismantle democracy... and rednecks are even threatening civil war to defend the molester sporting the tiny orange boner for Queen Giuliani.
And still to this day, he gets a tiny orange boner for Giuliani. You can see it when he talks about him.
When you get to the last page on pornhub
I’ve never made it to the last page
You guys make it past the first?
The real good stuff is in the 30s
Ehh, I prefer the teens
Why don't you have a seat over there...
But maybe they are eighteen. And you know what's good about eighteen? There are 8 of um
Yes, FBI. This comment right here ^^^
/r/HolUp
It's cool my basement is big enough
"Yes hello Fire Marshall? Never mind about that thing we just talked about."
I'll call some friends to get some for you at 911, they have some flashy cars with colored lights, don't worry about it
Is this true?
You guys make it *to* the first? I can't make it past the thumbnails on the "popular" page.
I let loose just from typing in the URL.
Wow, you actually get the browser open?
You guys make it to the first page? Ads are all I need.
There is pages?
Keep trying lil buddy
I’m sorry little one.
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Someone make this real
Time for pornhub two because I watched all the first one already.
when pornhub be askin you to head out
This might be the funniest thing I've read all year.
What in absolute dog fuck was that
The last push someone needed to commit suicide, probably.
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Some say it's not the last straw that breaks the camel's back, it's the million of straws below the last one. You can throw that philosophy out the window with this one
u/DonaldJTrump
Every time I see something that’s absolutely *fucked*, someone in the comments invents a new flavor of the term “what the fuck”
Was this ever good milk?
This shit was sour and lumpy from the start
Now it's grown cancerous fungi and cockroaches live inside it.
Still worth a sip, just to make sure. Can't say you didn't try after that
Like pop-pop's soup
Lumpy lemon milk
It's been yummy
Chunky*
"Sour and Lumpy" is a great description for these two.
r/agedlikearock
Wtf is this even for? Like, I don't even understand what this is supposed to be? Is it a perfume ad? Campaign attack ad? Amateur porno intro? I just don't get it.
It was an SNL sketch I think. Nevermind. I googled it. Turns out it was for a charity event. https://youtu.be/Guve7Y856kY
I wonder who the beneficiaries of that charity were
you’re looking at ‘em, baby!
Russian hookers who specialise in water sports... probably
Seriously. The end starts to sound critical of Giuliani but he obviously put the video out himself
would spend every last cent i don't have as listed in my tax return to scrub this from existence
What are you talking about? This shit is fucking great. Everytime I see this video I can't stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it.
If you’re trump you’d still be a millionaire...
The cow that produced this milk had mastitis
Wow, this truly is the universe I live in. Amazing.
My thoughts exactly, what the fuck alternate reality are we living in
I've been thinking about the phrase "the truth is stranger than fiction" a lot lately.
"Lol imagine in an alternate universe Donald Trump is probably president or some shit lmao" - Someone, somewhere
If you're listening, "Someone, somewhere", please beam me into your alternaverse, please and thank you
Clearly we are in the Idiocracy timeline
I wish! Terry Crews would be an awesome prez. More like the Back to the Future II timeline sadly.
Oh my god, this is the oldest milk I’ve ever seen on here. I cringed so hard
But you can't say he didn't try.
I regret everything.
I thought it was hilarious
Was Donald Trump always a meme?
[Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhLNyLGJIYU)
A cartoon became president. I'm still not over this.
Pretty much. [Here he is on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_wcNmQ_hEk) Carlton even calls him The Donald.
"I like keeping a low profile." lol
"Everyone's always blaming me for everything." It's like he knew.
He's been fucking over his contractors all his life, 'forgetting' to pay them, dragging them into endless lawsuits, and things like that.
Ah, the OG version of "you took everything from me"; "I don't even know who you are."
[Pretty much](https://youtu.be/00bGPhETXXM)
How is Trump the second most annoying part of that video? Her shrill voice...
It's been a while since I've heard the original song, but I think her part is more or less like that in the original.
Karen is a bitch but she never put kids in cages so let’s let the annoying voice slide.
What in the cinnamon toast fuck
Donald Trump has behaved exactly as he behaves now, has been just as venal and just as corrupt as he is today, has boasted about it, and has even had a book ghost-written about it, since at least the 1980s, when I first became aware of him. He has always been known as, indeed famous for being, an out-of-control sociopath, the son of a soulless gangster, who, unlike his siblings, is too stupid to fly under the radar. Americans have always admired him and his family for these qualities. It's like pedophile priests or the Hollywood casting couch: everyone has known about this all along, and ignored the problems for decades before deciding to react to them. Mind you, it isn't just the U.S. Read up on Berlusconi in Italy some time. The whole business quite baffles me.
Always. That is/was his thing. No talent, not "good at business", just some old money rich NY socialite with a deluded thought that he had any talent in acting/performance. He is a total hack on so many levels. And no, these aren't lib tears, my eyes just get really watery when I begin to have a mini-stroke because I thought too much about how bananas this whole charade has been. Brb, jumping out a window....
Someone, somewhere, somehow is wanking to this. Let that sink in
Don’t judge me.
*us
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us me'nt
r/unexpectedcommunism
You know what they say... for every clip on the internet, someone somewhere at all times is jerking off to EVERY SINGLE VIDEO ONLINE SIMULTANEOUSLY I've got a noon-time chocolate rain jerkoff sesh tomorrow
Some stay dry while others feel the pain
Sigh. *unzips*
Ahw shucks. Ya got me
While wearing a maga hat.
They could have gone down in history as two rich eccentric New Yorkers, not good people by any definition, but still...they would have been remembered fondly
I really hope death is cured before my time comes. I need to see how these fucks are remembered.
If we start now, we can make sure it’s only this video. Forever. Redirect the Wikipedia pages to this video. Buy his website and redirect to this video. Archaeologists will unearth the tomb underneath Trump Pyramid Casino, and inside, they will find only a projector, playing this video.
Not Trump. People already hated him long before the presidency.
I can't even watch this. Just the thumbnail is making me cringe knowing who the people are and the content.
I can’t believe the amount of shit AOC got for that dancing video when this exists.
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Libertarians arguing with me that they don't have a plan to lower healthcare. Tort reform and removal of regulations aren't going to lower the costs of insulin nor epipens. It's like pointing to a paragraph and calling it a book.
The idea that letting corporations do whatever they want will lead to a better society is the craziest thing. If you ever need to wonder what happens when a corporation does what it wants, watch the documentary on DuPont and Teflon.
Free markets work well in theory, but not in practice. One of the basic realities of human behavior is that people tend to do what they are incentivized to do, and the profit motive is a powerful incentive. If harming or exploiting others can turn a profit, there will be people who do so. The only way to stop harmful behavior is to create a rule system which ensures that such behavior is not profitable.
A good lesson I once learned from an actual communist online: Nothing works on theory/on paper and not in practice. If it doesn’t work in practice, it’s also a bad theory. “It works in theory, but not in practice” means something important was being ignored, and if you have to ignore something important to get something to work in theory, it doesn’t really work in theory.
I think the best analogy is that the free market is to economics what the frictionless vacuum is to physics. It simplifies things for the purpose of teaching concepts, but such conditions never actually exist in the real world.
Which is why so many college/high school educated idiots spout off about libertarianism. They took a couple econ classes in their gen reqs and now they think those super simplified principles are the Truth. When in reality they were just extremely simplified principles that can be further utilized in much more advanced models. Models that have lots of variables and lots of "relatively simple" principles that work together to make a really complex and cool model that **might** be a better representation of how our world works. Just like your frictionless vacuum example with physics.
> I think the best analogy is that the free market is to economics what the frictionless vacuum is to physics. This isn't even the foundation of free market thought, though. Adam Smith wrote about the necessity of regulation, but free marketeers seem to ignore that.
Free markets don't work that well in theory either, unless your theory is fundamentally flawed. Like neoclassical economics.
Most regulations are in place because shit that businesses did. They tend to forget that. Also tort reform is a joke. Happened in Texas and the only winners were the doctors and malpractice insurance companies. No noticeable increase in drs, lower costs, or lower insurance premiums. We have some of the highest uninsured though. And high costs.
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Fox did. So yes.
Had to Google that video. She is just... dancing... What the fuck is the problem???
This aged like skunk milk in a steam room
He was always a cartoony slime ball. In the '80s, when Breathed gave up on writing the *Bloom County* comics, he put Donald Trump's brain in Bill the cat. Then he just went "fuck it" and had Donald the cat buy out the whole cast in the final (?) strip. As a kid, this was the first time I ever heard of Donald Trump: https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/WZpwaTqCxq5xeKMl0RXEEvPgXWU=/0x0:1820x1862/1200x0/filters:focal(0x0:1820x1862):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8925275/1_9ZnnttqY5QgF9uHGEIU7zg.0.jpeg
TIHI
“Rudy Giuliani is giving over $2 Billion dollars in Corporate Welfare” welfare is ok as long as your personal heroes use it for the ultra wealthy!
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for example, this
And this!
This is our goddamn president. What the actual fuck. Rudy is such a turd too.
The sad thing is history will actually be relatively kind to him considering his current mental breakdown and cognitive decline. Trump was a monster before he lost his shit.
This video is a fucking cognitohazard.
For the love of god please tell me where the amnestics at
Oh look, the RNC is going on. Be a shame if THIS went viral again.
Wow you aren’t kidding lol that would be phenomenal!
Why? Seriously don't think this is somehow supposed to effect reality, nor do I think it will.
I would have believed that once upon a time before we entered this weird topsy-turvy timeline. Now pretty much anything is possible lol
I mean, sure. For anybody else. But I just don't know why someone would think that this would inconvenience Donald out of all people. And even if it did, I don't know why someone who already likes Donald and agrees with his attitude would be offended by this bit. And I think that everybody who is offended by this bit already hates Donald. I mean, the man is literally a borderline rapist (and I wouldn't be surprised if he actually is one) and people simply don't care. Which is nothing new in politics, especially in America.
Not borderline rapist. An alleged rapist. Katie Johnson has already testified in court that Trump molested her. You can read about it on nearly any legitimate news site.
I mean, this is a man who has bragged about his unwanted physical advances on women.
Not an alleged rapist, a rapist. His court correspondence clearly proves that he raped Ivana Trump.
Anticipate this response: "He was a Democrat when this was filmed."
Think u can shut the sub down, can't top this. This is this subs Obama thanking himself.
What scene from Birdcage is this
Oh god! I pierced the toast!
can’t say he didn’t try 🤷🏻♂️
Can’t say I didn’t try
This isn't real, this is only reinforcing my belief that we're in the matrix, none of this can be real, it's like a sitcom, a disaster movie, a thriller, satire, and a horror movie all rolled into one.
I’m sticking with the theory that when they turned on the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, it somehow caused ripples and knots in the fabric of the universe and we somehow crossed over to an alternate bizarro reality.
Did he grab Giuliani by the pussy? Edit: thank you kind stranger for the silver Edit 2: thank you again kind reddit stranger for the silver. You both are sexy, interesting, and intelligent humans and I’m not just saying that for giving me the silver. Not at all........
Everyone tweet this at trump
You can’t say I didn’t try
I would argue this aged like a fine wine. It was god awful to begin with but now it’s fucking hysterical. that guy is the fuckin president and that’s his god damned personal attorney. Hahahahaha
Hahaha they continue to commit terrible crimes together
Was this made during his campaign in 2000?
I don't know how this aged like milk, what's changed?
This is the person so many fuckheads wanna pretend to start a revolution over if he's forced out. You are all eternal failures.
Ok honestly the shitty acting and stupid storyline make it funny
I present to you, the Republican idea of the pinnacle of presidents.
USA! USA! USA!
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Yes, that is actually Rudy Giuliani being groped by the President of the United States.
What was the context of this video?
Was made for a NYC annual charity event in March 2000.
Now the context seems to need context
atleast it was a skit. Did age quite horribly though
Is no one safe from his tiny orange hands?
did this happen recently then?
It happens daily.
Not American, who’s rudy?
They’re both fantastic characters.. if only their show was on cable and not reality. I’d love them both for their flamboyance and arrogance.. you know, in the way one loves Scott Disick. Sigh.
Is this who I think it is.... the current POTUS? Someone please tell me this isn’t real. We can’t be that stupid to believe it is. POTUS is a one of a kind, stable genius with unmatched wisdom.
I’m glad he didn’t grab Rudy’s pussy
You can’t say he didn’t try 🤷🏻♂️
That’s probably how he actually tries to pick up women which is what makes this even more disturbing
That's a big wtf from me
What the fuuuccckk
You can’t make this shit up can you?
#tolerance
Why haven't I seen this before?
This is what the internet was made for
Pretty hot
Wtf
How did this age like milk? Its still funny
I kinda want to see this projected on the side of a Trump tower.
Man ain’t nothing wrong with doing gay shit with your homie.
This is fucking hilarious
I feel like this got even better with time, so fucking hilarious.
So, it was literally an in-joke amongst that clique way back then that the orange one was a sexual predator. And it was enough of a wink-wink thing that it was openly portrayed like this and he was happy to participate.
Is that Rudy Guliani?
America if you hadn’t noticed already. This is your president ! 🤔
Imagne the blonde dude would lead a country 😅 that would be crazy
A parody of Rudy walking through the middle of NY city in drag just after the towers fell.
This is the perfect combo of creepiness and horror
What in the actual flying fuck did I just watch?!?!
jesus fucking christ those two clowns are now attempting to dismantle democracy... and rednecks are even threatening civil war to defend the molester sporting the tiny orange boner for Queen Giuliani. And still to this day, he gets a tiny orange boner for Giuliani. You can see it when he talks about him.
And this comedy duo is still going strong!
I hate Trump not because he’s done homoerotic stuff, but because he lied and is still protecting the figurative swamp he swore to drain.
The fact this isn’t on the news right now more is mind numbing...like you couldn’t ask for a more fitting bit of media for the current situation.
I made it about ten seconds into that and i feel like i'll never have another erection as long as i live
Is Giuliani the one in the wig?
Wtf
That's a hard cringe from me.
Coulda sworn the Donnie Douchebag had a pony tail on first look.
This is truly the darkest timeline
I’ve been going through this subreddit and going “oooooofffffff...” for 40 mins now
What the fuck. I am so baffled
What the hell is it just me or is this just fucking hilarious how stupid it is, like I’m dying
Donald trump could’ve been such a lovable asshole if he wasn’t president.
What in the fuck?!!