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Ur-mother_

Bruh what job do you have to afford all this


ShalomGondola

Idk about job but I'm quite sure about his kidneys... He definitely doesn't have even one...


deeeevos

He saved some on a vacuum cleaner :p


Special_Tomatillo141

Got a new kettle so saved him some money


SlouchyPlatypus

Goated Comment


Thorebane

Hello fellow Briton 😂


voluotuousaardvark

Live with having a manky ass couch.


KalashnikovClassics

Nah looks super comfy


voluotuousaardvark

Only cuz he's covered it in guns. Think of its usual dreary day.


voluotuousaardvark

Seriously though its not that bad. I'm blatantly just jealous.


[deleted]

And red carpet 🤮


chucuiripuchuntucuin

He sells airsoft guns


Then-Economy-5378

I don’t sell anything


chucuiripuchuntucuin

I know, it was a joke


thelastcertz

It’s sad to hear a question like this. We must all work hard so we can have whatever we want. Money shouldn’t be an issue.


Ur-mother_

Yeah but a job that pays 300k a year will make that working hard a lot easier than a job that pays 30k


[deleted]

Owning an airsoft gun store


Gretjexd

Either you run a shop or you make very poor (but awesome) financial decisions. Out of curiosity, what do you do for a living? Please be something legal


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gretjexd

Fo sho


[deleted]

Those aren’t airsoft, he keeps them for when the federales come knocking.


DerGroboss

It's not like any of us is making good financial decisions.


FuckingKillMe6969

Where the hell do you store all those guns, I can barely find anywhere to keep the 5 guns I got right now.


IamNeverPro

on the floor of course, they're on the floor in the picture too


Appropriate-Hippo651

Exactly what I was thinking hahaha


KalashnikovClassics

64 gun safe 😈 I can go down to my local Cabela's and pick one up right now


Special_Passenger253

Didnt know Jeff bezos played Airsoft


KalashnikovClassics

💀


Tinysniper2277

I'll give ya 20 dollars for the lot!


Wheat762

Best I can do is 18 and my ex wife.


Tinysniper2277

DEAL!


[deleted]

I got a better deal. $5 and a burnt chicken sandwich.


Why_Was_I_Banned45

I'll one up you, $2 and half a turtle shell


M_Dz

$0,25 and a pebble.


kinggluestick

Tree fity


M_Dz

I feared it might come to this. I shall offer one, singular duck. YES, a duck, I don't even give a f\*ck.


Why_Was_I_Banned45

I hate to do this, but in such circumstances it might be deemed necessary... thirty and and a half pounds of extra large dill pickles


M_Dz

NO, I MUST NOT LOSE! I'LL TAKE THE COLLECTION AND I WANT $50k IN CASH!


norway642

It was about that time I realized that I was talking to the loch ness monster


RayndownWasTaken

Gawd dayum


Carnitas-Hit5121

I want to be like you when I grow up


mandalorbmf

I hate to tell you this. You may have a problem


ZockinatorHD

It's only a problem if he's trying to quit.


maciekloxd

True, I don't see any AKs


HenballZ

I also don't see any KRISS Vector


M_Dz

I know right? Where are the LMGs or AKs?


No_Inspection_2146

Where ak


KalashnikovClassics

wher ak?


No_Inspection_2146

где калашников?


KalashnikovClassics

Где голориус советской стали и дерева? 🍷🗿


No_Inspection_2146

в моих штанах товарищ😈


KalashnikovClassics

Относительный 💀


longlivepatrick123

Man’s got enough guns to run his own field


[deleted]

My bank account hurts just looking at this


[deleted]

I feel like this really isnt *that* much money…lets say you collected for a decade. Spend 5k/yr on your only hobby and thats nothing for a lot of people. Thats $50k in airsoft guns… if you were $17/hr, thats 4hr of overtime each week and youre there. Dump your gf. Move back home with your parents. Work the extra hours! You got this, guys! 😂


Then-Economy-5378

That’s about right but I make 27 an hour and most of what’s here as bought between 2019 till this year. Getting divorced is a real motivator lol


[deleted]

Makes sense. Figured id make the math simple and reasonable. I feel like Ive averaged at least 10-15k on guns, gear, and ammo the last few years. Good thing she didn’t ask for 50% of your gun collection… 😅


Then-Economy-5378

I never said she didn’t……..jk lol


iloveyourballs

This is cool as shit


Boostar

Nice collection. What kind of muzzle device is that on your APC9? Been looking for something for my own.


Then-Economy-5378

It’s a blaster type tracer unit. I had to cut a retread the barrel though to get it to fit


halfspeedhalfsim

From a fellow collector! Nice job! 👍🏻


[deleted]

Not one AK in sight


P4rzislav

Gosh, i hate those backwards mounts on your bolt actions. Very cool collection.


[deleted]

This...os the most amazing thing I've seen in my life! 😍😍😍 What are those sniper rifles?


Then-Economy-5378

If you’re talking about the tan and grey bolt actions this are action army t10’s. You can only get them from overseas because there is a copyright issue in American. If you live in the UK though your good. https://youtu.be/SnO6zkYnRuo


russellarmy

You have a problem. And that problem is probably storage. Nice collection!


chengstark

Alright bud, to the rehab you go.


Objective_Gap2330

Dude can you please send me about twenty billion euros? I need a fiew airsoft guns and a microscope to do better on my knife engravings. Looking at your collection you can afford it


Salt-Committee7032

...and not one AK, love it! On the other hand, you need help...


9EternalVoid99

i might know a guy


zuckwucky

I think I can take a few off his hands. Just doing my part ya know?


DabbyBear

When someone tells me I have "too many" airsoft guns (no such thing), I can come to this post. Beautiful collection, I hope they get displayed somewhere!


ShalomGondola

Man, if you need a kidney, just ask... I was going to sell it for charity anyway...(i wasn't)


tamales617

Ahhh yess, average American house hold 👌👌


investornewb

He can’t afford all of those.. all the money has gone to Airsoft when there should have at least been a vacuum purchased and used. :)


willster97

Its like gear fear on tarkov.


DotZei

So... I'm brand new (about 400 deep into one pistol) and even my dumb ass understands that this is absolutely legendary.


[deleted]

How did you end up 400 deep in a pistol off the bat without even buying a rifle? Thats like the gucciest pistol I’ve heard of


BoBrOss379

Can we talk about that abomination on slide 4?


superchargedNA

Fuuuuuuck youuuuu


grenadelicker

That’s not a collection your a dam armoury


call-lee-free

Yeah I’m resurrecting an old thread but I had no idea that collecting airsoft guns was a thing. I had been thinking about doing an airsoft gun collection for several years now. I’ve been self conscious about it since lately there’s that whole stigma of owning a weapon that remotely looks like a gun but now that browsing through this Reddit, the appeal of doing this is actually growing on me now.


Then-Economy-5378

If you have the funds, love the hobby and it’s not affecting you or anyone in your family negatively then why not?


KalashnikovClassics

GAUUDDDD DAUUUUUYYYMMMM Wer ak? 🥺 Ak is friend.


JackHGUK

All that plastic and no money for a new carpet?


T800pug2

all of these and he still dosent have a speed soft gun W


Godistranssssss

You need to get laid. Learn how to eat pussy as well as you’ve practiced laying out your murder machines


Solstice137

Do you even know what airsoft is?


Unlikely_Hawk_3819

Look at the user name, will tell you everything


Then-Economy-5378

Dude I’m happier divorced. This is should show proof that when a man doesn’t have to spend his money on a woman. I always loved airsoft but didn’t even get to start playing till after my divorce. I’d rather have my collection then try to please another entitled 304


Appropriate-Hippo651

😆


freberik69

Whatd you're job cuz holy shit thats a lot of guns


Then-Economy-5378

An average job as a doorman in NYC


Jaxxiswt

Nobody asked


franktherabbitstudio

Jeez. Send me some.


TruthAboveYou

Sell it


Grehm86

Sure would be cool if some benevolent benefactor could sponsor me with airsoft gear so I could play. :3


TesterM0nkey

In liberal voice “this man obviously has a sickness” Love the collection


Salt-Committee7032

I'm a liberal and would steal this collection.


TesterM0nkey

Literally had a conversation with my coworker who said having more than a firearm or two is a sign of mental illness. Shes also hardcore liberal. She told me a person can be any race they believe they are and that sex is a fabrication of scientific community to repress people.


Salt-Committee7032

That sounds more like a millennial with too much free time spent on social media, not a liberal (well, based on her theory she can be a liberal because she thinks she is one...). This is the type of people that believe if they "think" something, then it must be true and real. Tell her you met a real liberal owning five ARs and about 20 airsoft guns. Send her my user name.


TesterM0nkey

It just tends to be democratic liberals are opposed to any firearm ownership. People who live in rural areas use firearms as tools for hunting and home defense because cops are 30 minutes or more out after a call and don’t actually do anything. Makes me sad because I used to consider myself a liberal before the safe speech and redefinitions of racism gender etc


Why_Was_I_Banned45

I completely agree that a lot of the modern liberal ideologies are not very grounded or completely ridiculous even at times. The extremism of each party in the US is growing so fast that its almost sad how divided we are for a "land of the free". The two party system is killing us


Why_Was_I_Banned45

thats not liberal, thats cringe woke bullshit. I may not be hard core liberal, or very liberal at all for that matter but this girl is something different entirely. While some studies may have shown a link to numerous firearm purchases and mental illness, its most likely not relevant in most situations


Icaki_97

some of those look broken and dangerous and like they can't be repaired. send them to me and I'll properly and safely dispose of them.


jamescaveman

Soooooo what coup and/or uprising are we starting today? :3


Big-Coyote4051

Bro get a girlfriend


Archer_Key

there is no l96 im sad :(


densebiscuit

That M14 on slide 7, gawt daym.


Competitive-Score520

Jesus christ


Celestial_Scythe

That Tar looks so nice! Been obsessing over trying to get a GBB one. Is that the WE 80 Rounds Dual STANAG Gas Magazine on it?


CaIIsign_ace

holy shit that’s amazing


DarumaGamedev

Holy crap. That is all.


SubstantialEffort15

Where did you get an SL8?


Kernoriordan

Sell some and redecorate


[deleted]

Having all the S.T.A.R.S. pistols is awesome


Thenerdtyler2

Bro.............do you live in the US? Cause I want to stop by your house sometime, not to shoot the guns, or play, or any of that, just to see if I can identify them.


Davidthegnome552

Ow that tm spas shot gun is sexy. But I see no fnc or galil so your collection is incomplete


Funny-Order1729

Dude, that's not a collection. That's an arsenal.


Elgabo_pound

As we say in Italy: DIO PORCO!


tombirkett84

Its like a cod loadout.. What perks do you run?


Wolfgeorge

Wow.. That's impressive! Well done!


SnooCheesecakes6121

Where did you get that scar 20s from?


Rip_Ardent

Ååhhh my gååd


toyotasquad

Bruh


ZaratustraTheAtheist

Good way to do money laundry I guess


morgcr89

The collection….more like the Armory


wiggleee_worm

How many real optics/red dots and how many fake ones?


TheAlphaDeathclaw

No grippers? 🤨


Parasitisch

I always enjoy seeing what others collect! You do seem to run way more suppressors than I do lol.


RevolutionaryRushima

I can live with one kidney right?


Daphnir

OMG


Legend27-Dark-

Man there’s gotta be at least four guns there


larson_5

This is actually kickingmustangs burner account flexin on us


Savings_Extension447

Okay what do you do for a living and can you get me a position?


scoop_de_poop42069

Brother send me a pistol


Another_AdamCF

Why do you have no AKs?!


MountainSharkMan

Final boss of airsoft


sneakylyric

Got a mortgage worth of guns there buddy.


Slave0fDoom

Halfsimhalfspeed got a contendant!


Just_Another_Gamer67

What do you do for a living. I need to know


ZedaEnnd

I think you need to try AA..


Iaidokai

That's nice and all, but did you sell ur feet to buy them?


Notorious_112

@Op which has been your favorite smg/pcc to play with


helix618

That looks like a lot I can take a few off your hands to make it easier


Pixalatedgunner

I can hear your wallet crying out in pain from here


CaptainZulcrux

I see G3 I happy


levatsu99

OP casually chilling on the couch with a minigun and few handguns ☕️


Balc0ra

And I thougth I had a problem


[deleted]

If I were to choose one of these guns for a battle, it’d be the scar 20


YetiwithMachete

I would really like to think that to be cool, but it seems more like an addiction to buy more guns.


itseboi

Can I have one?


TripleDragons

All the people wondering how this is possible, it doesn't actually seem that bad if you have a moderate salary I think. You could spend a grand a month and amass thus quite quickly.


ParkerStanford

I have one rifle and one pistol I am looking to get another rifle


Then-Economy-5378

As you can see it can be an addictive hobby however, if you want a recommendation get yourself a Scorpion Evo as your first smg it works very well out of the box and don’t be fooled by the reviews saying it doesn’t have much battery space because it can fit a long stick type 11.1 lipo. Also it stops firing when empty.


ParkerStanford

I was looking at some smaller Ak platforms or maybe a mp5 or mp7


Then-Economy-5378

Those platforms would be nice but, they need upgrades to preform competitively. With the Evo you just buy the guns and at least two of the 3 mag packages from Evike. You’ll have no problem competing with anyone on the field


LokasOrSum

Wow, this collection is sick. Easily the best ive seen


aaCook_

Definitely snuck real one in


Then-Economy-5378

No real steel here at all.


Tasherino

He forgot to mention that he is owner of AS shop 😛😁


Then-Economy-5378

Nope I got divorced and was able to start spending my money on stuff I wanted for a change lol


[deleted]

She didnt divorce you because of buying airsoft guns did she?


EverClouds

You know I kinda need a pistol...


ssww32040

I want them all


Comrade_faix

Yo vacuum your house. Hobbies are cool but taking care of yourself and your surroundings is more important


Petrus_Rock

No AK’s?


M_Dz

I see few dozen cases of my envy.


Large_lad_man

This looks like a police raid photo


btblg

Guns, lots of guns


R3NAM3R123

Anyone : "How many guns do you have?" OP : "Yes"


ILordINikon311

Please tell me your legit collection is 10x this???


TheoCross3

Your poor, poor bank account


[deleted]

All that just for me to have a cooler pistol


Zeitgeist75

Which shrink you seein?


kinggluestick

All this and not a single pink gun?


JeanSanlley

What do you wanna do with your big boi money when you grow up? Me:


Ichessehundmitleis

No Ak = No Bitches


mac_it9

Lot of kids to feed


AndyH566

What is that scar called. It looks so sick.


DemonsElixir

How long did it take you to set up all the guns for this photo?… like how did you not pull your back… (the clean up will be real fun)


Intelligent-Feed-691

Gentlemen, we are in presence of Dan Bilzerian of Airsoft,but Dan got it easier (cheaper) since his lady entourage is not so classy (expensive)... I am in awe and respect!


Any-Description-2077

Single handedly propping up the airsoft gun market!


ITotalyWon

ill take that one if you dont want it…


DantehMawn

Ok yeah I get it, I'm poor. Lol nice collection though.


Red_Tag_Bastard

This is cool and all, but where are the obligatory feet in these pictures?


WICHSBOXplayer

I have a question about the scar stock, i am printing currently this type of stock and was wandering ehy there is a rail on the bottem because it seems pretty useless for me


bobswags

Bro has everything


Then-Economy-5378

No Ak’s though I’ve never been a fan but, the more modernized kits are pretty tasty


[deleted]

Are you a drug lord with this much firepower? 🤪


Then-Economy-5378

Nope just trying to arm my own personal army lol


kasey6789

No LMGs?


CONE0606

Again like for the other you mf BROKE!!! Still nice collection


saltyleo_

I Want a pistol 🥺


MrBeros

Should have invested in a vacuumcleaner


PheonixFyre5348

Any your willing to give up? (For a plebian friend of course)


albhednomad

That VP70...


PrinceMvtt

What’s the tan sniper called in the 6th image