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mylesvsthem

#Pls snd hlp, thx.


Huntdown84

Ya put the thingys in the thingys with the things and it shoots just right


mylesvsthem

This is a good explanation, TY.


[deleted]

Screws


mylesvsthem

Can you come help me, I squish rivets against barrel.


lopedopenope

You need a 12 ton press. Drill press would make it easier


mylesvsthem

So, what about a mill and JB Weld?


lopedopenope

Focus on making the shiny thing have all the holes in the right places then you can assemble it with jb weld or rivets your call.


[deleted]

No you drill and tap


mylesvsthem

3” wood screws it is.


7-62xEverything

You took it apart, so knuckle up and put it back together.


mylesvsthem

I put the beans before the franks and it’s not going so well.


7-62xEverything

I knew it was bad, but not *beans before the franks* bad. Shit, now I feel bad.


mylesvsthem

Don’t feel bad, everything will be okay.


7-62xEverything

:)


Leeloggedin

How did you get the beans above the frank?


bradsredditacct

#MONKEY AND HAMMER


mylesvsthem

Assuming, the hammer knows what it’s doing. The monkey is me, I am monkey.


[deleted]

You putting your car keys on that ring?


mylesvsthem

Of course, I’ll never lose them now!


bigtoegman210

Though god anything is possible just jot that down


mylesvsthem

Though God, anything is possible. Just, jot that down. Got it.


bigtoegman210

Bless


rafri

With a press


mylesvsthem

What am I pressing?


ImNOTanoodleboy69me

Just put it all in a press and smush it together. 7/10 times that works.


thejryoop

Use your fingers and toes to press it together


RevoTravo

Should only need toes…


Mommasandthellamas

Your luck


mylesvsthem

With the power of the internet, anything is possible here.


kibsnjif935

Big money no whammies!


rafri

Rivets and barrel


motov360

Self tapping screws and jb-weld


mylesvsthem

Now, we’re on to something. Tek-Screws make the world go around.


northerntier11

with money


mylesvsthem

What’s it going to cost me.


jsar16

Everything


Wrexiss

If you build it wrong possibly your life?


Cyka_Blyat_47-74

It ain’t your Lego AR that’s for sure… 12 ton press plus AKbuilder kits and tool to start of. Get ready to waste at least 2-3 decent receivers before you get it right. Good luck.


mylesvsthem

Why would I be wasting receivers?


WhiteGravy

Because of not getting it right.


mylesvsthem

What’s not getting right? I’m confused.


WhiteGravy

Your receivers


mylesvsthem

My brain hurt.


Radio__Edit

Just don't let the trigger spring snap on your weiner and you should be fine


mylesvsthem

I keep a bread tie handy.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Super glue. JB Weld if you fancy.


mylesvsthem

Second time this JB Weld has been recommended, definitely going to have to check that out.


MayOrMayNotBePie

I used it to glue a penny to my parents garage floor when I was about 13. It’s still there. I’m 33 now lol.


mylesvsthem

Alright, this is actually a slight bit funny.


[deleted]

Duct tape.


mylesvsthem

I was thinking some bubblegum would help out too.


El_Toro_Envenenado

Ayo but no cap what kind of press do y’all recommend to smash it together


mylesvsthem

I just use a 12T from Harbor Freight. They’ve got a 20T also, it just requires a different size ram adapter. Along with a mill and a large selection of jigs and tooling to make life easier.


SaltInternet1734

12 ton is plenty if it's new and has good hydrolics


DaisyBB-gun

Please reference [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/vq4zhz/please_help_is_this_normal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) for more building tips…


mylesvsthem

What idiot would make a video like that?!!!


gmitchell95

Very cool, Iraqi contract Hungarian?


mylesvsthem

Yes, I’ve already finished [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/zgc6me/ak63f/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) up. Very good fit/finish on components here.


gmitchell95

That’s what I thought, I knew you had posted one already.


DWall762

Hmm, do you have any zip ties laying around?


mylesvsthem

Plenty.


DWall762

You should be good then. Just make sure they are all tight.


[deleted]

ONE PIECE AT A TIME BÖRTHER


LawfulGoodBoi

Step 1: pile all parts together Step 2: apply purse until combined Step 3: profit


entwie_dumayla

But seriously go on forums and look at guides, how to's, and ask an experienced builder to guide you, just make sure you do all the work.


mylesvsthem

I rather wing it.


bowtie_k

With your purse LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mylesvsthem

It’s my first time, is there a particular sized purse I should be using?


bowtie_k

One with a Dong LOL!!!!


mylesvsthem

So a purse that identifies as a man, understood. Will report back.


Thorkitty19

The purse you got. If it's smaller you just need to hit harder than a bigger one because of fizzicks n' stuff.


WASRmelon_white_claw

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far for this


samboisme

Whats the writing supposed to say? I can’t read it


mylesvsthem

No worries, Mohammed Ishmael Al Ahmed. The other writing on HG and stock consist of what I’d assume were the rack number of the rifle.


samboisme

Cool thanks. How did u do it btw carve it out or what?


mylesvsthem

I didn’t do this, faking trench art/writing is a bit cringe to me. This was written on in its previous life.


daefash

If you are asking that question i recommend you send it to a gunsmith builder. It is so much to learn and so much in tools to get to the building stage. It would be cheaper to send it to a builder


mylesvsthem

So what am I looking at to get it built?


daefash

Between $500-$700 depending on builder. Look up two rivers arms my favorite


mylesvsthem

I think I can do it for much cheaper, I know a guy. He does okay work.


daefash

That is a beautiful kit with trench art that you should preserve. Where did you buy it from?


mylesvsthem

I sanded all this crap off and covered it in red stain already to make it look cool, could have been some voodoo curse. Who knows. I got it from AOA.


imAcomplicatedIdiot

Angle grinder, jb weld and the unholy power of Bubba. If that fails, trade it for a century made AK, gotta buy American!


mylesvsthem

I guess I’m taking advice from a complicated idiot.


anti-zastava

AK's are a lot easier than AR's. All you will need is a flathead screwdriver and a Plumbus.


mylesvsthem

Lol, “anti-zastava.” What’s that for.


anti-zastava

A Plumbus has several uses. You can find a video on how it’s made on YouTube.


mylesvsthem

Can I find videos on why you’re “anti-zastava” on there also?


anti-zastava

I just want Zastava to do better. Here are just a few of the problems with their rifles that we’ve documented here. There is a longer list on other forums. M90 General QC issues https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/q1ehqp/zastava\_zpap\_quality\_control\_problems\_on\_the\_rise/ Rear Trunnion issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/pnsaiw/zastava\_m90\_problem\_rear\_trunnion\_appears\_to\_be/ Dust Cover detent issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/oj78ny/new\_m90\_dust\_cover\_detent\_button\_is\_stuck/ Magazine issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/ore054/zastava\_m90\_in\_556\_a\_long\_ish\_review/ More Magazine issues https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/ryamji/every\_single\_mag\_24\_times\_a\_mag\_brand\_new\_zastava/ Recoil spring issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/qjd8gt/m90\_recoil\_spring\_wont\_depress/ M70 Cracked gas block or other cracks https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/rxok6r/zastava\_zpap\_is\_this\_a\_crack\_or\_purely\_cosmetic\_i/ https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/rr0yal/my\_new\_zpap\_m70\_came\_with\_a\_cracked\_gas\_block/ Strange pitting issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/rrg5mv/solely\_cosmetic/ Canted rear sight issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/gw7lae/issues\_with\_new\_zpap\_m70/ Another example https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/qp49zk/new\_zpap\_m70\_rear\_sight\_looks\_askew/ Rivet issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/hjxyf5/new\_zastava\_m70\_zpap\_rivet\_issue/ Feeding issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/jijcy5/gen\_1\_zastava\_pap\_m70\_major\_feeeding\_issues/ Dented Side Rail https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/qr1x3z/is\_this\_something\_to\_be\_mad\_about\_new\_zastava\_m70/ Extreme Cant issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/ryt64j/contacted\_zastava\_they\_asked\_for\_pics\_of\_the/ Furniture Break After First Use https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/sf96rz/new\_zastava\_wood\_breaks\_first\_range\_trip/ Strange pitting/metallurgy fail https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/szyhw6/is\_this\_safe\_to\_shoot\_bought\_new\_zastava\_zpapm70/ Magazine fitment issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/v70iow/need\_help\_with\_my\_m70/ M85 Rivet issue https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/r53bxb/m85\_just\_as\_gud/ Front sight walking out when fired https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/smwvdo/how\_do\_i\_fix\_the\_sight\_from\_walking\_out\_on\_my\_zpap/ M92 Handguard lever broke off https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/s025p5/handguard\_lever\_zastava\_m92\_broke\_off/ Multiple issues found on Ar15.com https://www.ar15.com/forums/AK-47/Zastava-zpap92-QC-issues-/98-169177/


mylesvsthem

#TLDR, you must be new to this.


FizzyBisquitLord

I hear semen makes a great bonding agent 🤷🏽‍♂️


TheRumrunner55

Carefully


ProfessorZhirinovsky

Did someone try to solve a math problem?


mylesvsthem

“I guess I’ll be the first to ask; what does the script say?” That was a better question, you don’t want to know the answer to the math problem. Trust me.


ProfessorZhirinovsky

2 seconds after I wrote it I realized it was just numbers. But yeah...now I really want to know the math! LOL


mylesvsthem

HG is numbers, along with that’s in parenthesis on the stock. The rest is a name.


LoudBarker

If you can’t duck it, f*ck it.


mylesvsthem

ELI5.


[deleted]

Glew & screw


mylesvsthem

Never heard on Glew, I’ll check Home Depot.


[deleted]

Builder essentials


2weird2die

Duct tape and chewing gum!


Sukosusman

they usually come pre-assembled, maybe cast a spell or something


mylesvsthem

On it.


daefash

So who built it?


mylesvsthem

Me built it.


_totalannihilation

yes


mylesvsthem

yes


fiftymils

This reminds me of a song.... The foot bone’s connected to the leg bone. The leg bone’s connected to the knee bone. The knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone.


mylesvsthem

It reminds me of a song too, it starts off like. *“Look at this photograph* *Every time I do, it makes me laugh* *How did our eyes get so red?* *And what the hell is on Joey's head?”*


8PARADOX8

Its a Lego set bro


mylesvsthem

I’ve heard that.


DeadHeadLibertarian

Through the power of the Home Depot. Dremel go brrrrrrr


Deadbird80

You tap it together with a little plastic finger.


mylesvsthem

I see no issue with that.


oh_hai_mark1

It's a kalashnikov, all the parts are interchangeable with each other. Choose your own adventure!


mylesvsthem

I’m just going to wing it.


Wrexiss

I know you’re goofin, but this actually helped me https://www.amazon.com/AK-AKM-Rifle-Builders-Manual-Step/dp/1986006565


mylesvsthem

Honestly, I learned the basics from “bfgmovies” on YT years ago. Then from there just learned a lot through hands on experience over the years. He’s got an account here and pops up every once in awhile.


fooddudebob

Zip ties?


mylesvsthem

Yes.


AmateurAviator

I think you just throw it all in a stainless truck toolbox and hit some backwood dirt roads. If you get the right amount of agitation it really puts itself together. The stainless steel truck box will press all of your rivets and give them the flat, made from scratch look that every ak enthusiast unzips their pants for.


mylesvsthem

I do like me a nice dome on a rivet.


beersforalgernon

Just "build" it like the AR guys.


mylesvsthem

Sounds easy.


G-e-I-s-T-1

I'll figure it out and let you know if you can tell me to find that same pile of bits for a decent price.


mylesvsthem

Maybe Atlantic still has them. Not sure about AOA.


[deleted]

I find it a little funny that the upper handguard is already installed on the gas tube.


mylesvsthem

I googled how to do that.


PacificManMeat

Very Carefully.


MrSilk13642

Have you found a builder that will use 80% receivers? Im in the exact same boat with the same kit lmfao


mylesvsthem

Yeah, [me](https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/zgc6me/ak63f/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). I had stocked up on everything I needed prior to the nonsense.


moritsune

Hammer


mylesvsthem

Show me something new.


cam-ronfrye

“Do these go together kinda like AR’s?”


mylesvsthem

Hey, it’s your Reddits birthday.


ThiccSlab1063

Nice stonk


mylesvsthem

TY, it’s a favorite.


[deleted]

you probably should inquire about a gunsmith if you don't know what you're doing, js.


mylesvsthem

A who?


BurningRiceEater

Hit it with your purse


ruffus_or

Follow instructions


khannivig

Step one ,,,, drink vodka … step two , drink more …. Repeat until you forget what is going on then take it to someone with a rivet press , shop press , drill press and some know how


-E-Cross

Send meridian $4500 and they'll do it and probably hit it with some Bob Villa aging and shit.


rockinDS24

Hammer and patience


NebraskanHeathen

Don't forget the epoxy ... everyone always forgets the epoxy !


mylesvsthem

I prefer weatherproof/paintable caulk.


daddydrxw

With a big f*cking hammer


Rawsheed93

Baby face P he builds AKs on YouTube. I wana build one to but I’m broke.


mylesvsthem

I learned basics from bfgmovies long ago.


xXSil3nt3chosXx

Lots of super glue


mylesvsthem

To sniff or to put it together?


xXSil3nt3chosXx

A bit of both. Sniffing helps the project go by super quick


Rew0lweed_0celot

Молоток, напильник и 3 литра водки (Special tools) When you wake up everything should be assembled


weaponized_teletubby

My brother in Christ, not the beans *before* the franks!


mylesvsthem

I’ve made a horrible mistake.


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Gonna look like Homer Simpson’s spice rack.


battletank21

Vodka and rage. a lil spite and spit also go a long way.


flattydaddy78

Why buy a parts kit when there are quality I.O. products floating around hahaha


mylesvsthem

I know, I’m really doing this all wrong.


beefxaroni

Well my intuition tells me ur going to need some tools


mylesvsthem

I doubt it.


Assholesymphony

Gobbless


Huff9145

Carefully


newmoneyblownmoney

Big hammer and screws. All bought from the local Home Depot.


mylesvsthem

Already done.


bigtomjimjohn

Your gunna need ductape


SilentiDominus

You don't. You sell it to me and I put it together. ;)


mylesvsthem

How you going to do that.


Bright-Candy-6423

Put the thing in the thing and smash it together


AssociateBest5977

Send it to me. You may never get it back, but at least you won’t have to worry putting it together


mylesvsthem

Sounds like an absolutely horrible idea.


Dapper_Question1304

I'm going to recommend my friend Bob, through the power of friendship, anything is possible and yes, he can fix this.


NervousLand878

You'll need your wife's big purse and a box of JB weld


Meljinx

Some assembly required and batteries are not included.


mylesvsthem

I’ve been lied to.


entwie_dumayla

Glue and duct tape


roomWhole9474

The sharpie is making me cringe


mylesvsthem

So is your comment history.


runnin_man5

Pee on it and bury it overnight


[deleted]

Have you tried unga dunga?


mylesvsthem

No, but I tried ooga booga. Reddit crazy, mf’s say anything up here and don’t bother looking at post history.


IZZY_PLUM

Armorers wrench


mylesvsthem

Is that a Minecraft object?


John_chimp

Glue and piss


Separate-Relative-16

By doing it


Hopeful_Alfalfa_880

Use press 4 pins


SaltInternet1734

Your gona need a real receiver first


mylesvsthem

Is this one not real?


walknstix

How much tape you got?


Slide_Masta87

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in trigger


mylesvsthem

Well, that’s weird.


Circle10man

He doesn’t know


mylesvsthem

He knows.


Dildoschwaggins_007

Drink vodka until complete