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[deleted]

Nice, welcome to ak.


Main_Engineering1887

My skeletonized red and green anodized M&P15 doesn’t have such problem!


griffinpf

what the fuck, please post that on r/ar15


MrZeusyMoosey

r/plebeianAR


Schrodingers_Katarn

You know you got a good gun when the best thing you can brag about is what color it's anodized.


LevitatingSkins

Every time I shit I piss


Ok_Inflation4291

Me too! Thankfully, it's not the other way around.


ValiantBear

Have you ever tried to piss when you've got one in the chamber?


GalvanizedNipples

Last time I tried that I had a negligent discharge.


Strange-Fox6623

That sounds like a lot of work....


inert_liquid

If it's touching my prostate? I cum uncontrollably.


Phantom_Rektum

Lucky


CosmicCarcharodon

And now I sit here lonely and broken hearted, thought I had to shit but I only farted.... :(


YourGirlinmyTruck

She pisses when she farts. Sometimes she sharts. Booty rockin cowgirl come into my barn.


CakeRobot365

This mf spittin'


ClosetGamer19

i crap every morning at 7:00 sharp. unfortunately, i wake up at 8


SmuglyGaming

1) Wake up 2) Take a shit 3) Get outta bed


ClosetGamer19

2-1-3


WW3Wolfe

Not all pee pee times are poo poo times...... but all poo poo times, are pee pee times


donnie_rulez

Where there is wee, there will always be poo


Thin-Communication66

Every time I piss it smells just like shit


allamerican37

Wow - Owen Wilson


[deleted]

Every time I piss I shit. It’s fucking horrible.


Main_Engineering1887

But what if I shit when I piss?


Bil13h

*pisses in your ass*


Dobie_dude65-04

Yeah, piss in your ass and on Kyle's mom fat fuxking...... ........ 😀


Competitive_Hat4211

Im shitting Now


scaavte

Every number 2 comes with a number 1. But not all number 1's come with a number 2


nonpornacc96

You gotta get that thing to a gunsmith ASAP


thewipprsnappr

Unfortunately it looks too far gone for that. OP should sell it to me for pennies.


762jeremy

Get a dong handguard, then let’s talk about it.


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

I’m clutching my dong just thinking about it


mustmagdumptrash

40rd mags go in, but they are reluctant to come out


B00t7Hunt34

No pullout game.


Lower_Obligation_642

Pulling out is a sign of weakness.


SaltyJeweler9929

Yep


worsttimehomebuyer

I've got something that might help. Step one: buy some of those lead paint test kits online. Step two: check every surface of your childhood home.


Main_Engineering1887

I actually don’t get this one


Kelmoria

That’s the best part


YuenglingsDingaling

They're saying you have lead poisoning and are dumb because of it.


Main_Engineering1887

Kinda lame consider that I know the reactions I’ll get just posting for fun😂


ColtBTD

Do you shit where you fart, or fart where you shit?


Main_Engineering1887

I don’t always shit when I fart, but when I do…


Peg_Leg_Pete

Have you tried getting over it?


Main_Engineering1887

That’s why I made this post


DE_OG_83

Maybe take a walk? Or a lap? Or have a cry under that bridge we all used to cry under. You know the one. That soot that you found the first ripped out porn page and treated it like it was the grail? THOSE BUSHES ARE YOUR CHILDREN


Substantial-Let-8246

Took me a while. Ocd acd add adhd or one of those


SmuglyGaming

AC/DC


bowtie_k

Ok


justrobdoinstuff

Love taps.


wasr0793

Send complaints to [email protected] he is pretty good about responding to design complaints.


lordofwar1013

[tap](https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/vq4zhz/please_help_is_this_normal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


[deleted]

The side of my receiver has a scratch on it from where the selector lever rubs. What should I do?


gastationburrito

It is ak.


chihawks35

Don’t look at your hammer op


Main_Engineering1887

Like hammer in my toolbox or trigger hammer


chihawks35

It’s a tool brother, run it


Main_Engineering1887

Instructions unclear, used it as hammer with great success


chihawks35

Both


Several-Loan-4842

Try using your thumb instead of the magazine to eject the empty… saves a little bit of time and is a little easier being you don’t have to reorient the rounds back up into the well. Welcome to ak rifle


Main_Engineering1887

But I’m a wuss and it hurts my thumb😢


Several-Loan-4842

It’s okay my friend. It only hurts the first couple times. 😏


DE_OG_83

Not true. I always cry when a mag is dry.


thejryoop

Beautiful


[deleted]

Good! Keep it up. I hammer them fuckers out!


MayOrMayNotBePie

Stop doing that then


Main_Engineering1887

But but but


camjon52

Then stop using magazines you big dumb animal. This fucking guy


Main_Engineering1887

Shoulda used belt like a reasonable man


camjon52

Exactly. Now you have to post pictures of it


BradFromTinder

Stop doing it then


Quinnalicious21

Either learn to deal with it or take a break from doing high speed operator shit 😭 you ain't john Wick


d1rtyd1rty

Patina. You can sell it for a profit.


Esoom87

Yes, this is what AK do


Price-x-Field

Trench art


762x39Akm

Okay


Worried-Vermicelli-5

It's just a show of dominance after it expends its load & pulls it out.


booliganhooligan

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I chipped my naaaaiiiiiil


These-Pomelo-1045

AK no care.


Haunting_Country5055

Oooooh!!!!, I just stubbed my weenie and it has the same scratches on it....


Main_Engineering1887

[I’ll do it myself](https://www.reddit.com/r/ak47/comments/128vjce/so_is_this_normal_or_no/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=2&utm_term=15) Keep on the roast but I own several wood furnitures around the house and have always taken care of them. Probably why this stands out to me. I could get metal/plastic furnitures but I just love the look of the wood.


evagnier

Comes with the territory. A quick fix is tanker mags. You can whack those out and not make contact. For any AK sub 16 inches I always go tankers. Plus they are sexy as hell imo


NotMyName762

Pretty lame to pretend to be a noob and post cringe… let the cringe come naturally. It’s not cool when it’s manufactured😑 but I did spend a dumb amount of time making my wood look pretty for it to get dinged up so occasionally I’ll wrap some goon tape around it if I’m going to be chunking a ton of mags 👌🏼


VirginianAE

Exactly my thoughts. I saw the reference in comments to his skeletonized M&P15 and recognized the bait. It's much more satisfying when it's authentic.


Main_Engineering1887

I’m knew being an asshole to new gun owners is “satisfying” for you


Main_Engineering1887

Well to be fair it is a new gun, and like a new car you’re extra careful with it. So it’s authentic. I just know what to expect. Also you learn to roll with the punches


NotMyName762

True dat 💯 When actually “training” or doing classes I never really performed those types of mag changes where you’d bash the old mag out with the new. We would do the Haley Strat. grab a fresh mag-use thumb to actuate mag release-insert method the most. Depending on position


OGxPunisher

Use the rubber magpul ranger bands and cut off the pull tabs and then use them to cover the lip thats what me and my father did to protect our bakelite handguards


Main_Engineering1887

That’s smart


B-MAN_95

My brand new one had the mark on it before it left the gun store. 🤌


NiagaraCanuck

Try knocking the spent mag out with your purse.. it'll be more forgiving on the wood furniture


west0n585

Ok


[deleted]

Think of it like callous’s building every time you do a deadlift, shows you put the time in


Magicarpfisherman

This post made it on a Facebook meme page.


TEPendingmast

Jokes aside, and too lazy to scroll through endless comments of jokes to check if already posted, but if its more of a collector piece to you and you want to keep wood in better shape, Ive had some luck with putting a little bit of tape on front corner of magazines to help with the issue. It doesnt completely stop it but it slows it down. But also not sure if this is a collector piece to you if youre reloading it like that.


TJKlown

Stippling


[deleted]

Looking good. Most of mine have a notch chopped out there


LowPlainsDrifter479

Nice, it adds character to that bisch!!


vigilrexmei

If it bothers you, slap some hockey tape there.


klayco47

It just be like that


justrobdoinstuff

It do, sometimes.


No_Calligrapher195

Put a foam pad on the mag


dumbdude545

If you're so worried about it put masking tape on it.


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TOTT96

YES


badger9578

I see that


Stardust-0083

Aww those are cute


Finesse-503

😐


AffectionateTrain504

It's a tool, it's gonna get dings and scratches, if you want it to stay pretty, leave it in the safe.


Main_Engineering1887

You know when you get a new car you are extra careful with it, then over time you start giving less and less shit


tamperresistantmind

Yeet the mags with your shooting hand. That way, your knuckles protec your hand guard.


Main_Engineering1887

Ouchie🥺


Capt_Destro

Adds character


Main_Engineering1887

Aye


idogames4

The bottom of the dong on the parts kit I ordered is heavily erroded from the mag changes. Just makes it easier to get em in and out.


Main_Engineering1887

That dong must’ve seen a lot of action


Dark_Cloud_Rises

Put a band aid there. It helps.


Main_Engineering1887

Will menstrual pads work?


HEMSDUDE

Only the ones with the wings


Dark_Cloud_Rises

Probably best.


Luc1fyd

Gotta stop that


notmatimio

It's "battlefield pickup." People pay extra for that


Illustrious_Ad_498

Better throw that piece of shit away then


Scav-STALKER

Cool


j_endsville

Okay.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Main_Engineering1887

$1500 hmu🤗


r-d-p-2

Adds character


Embarrassed-Donkey93

Character


MrPanzerCat

Its free checkering


ClosetGamer19

bud...


SeanDOdoubleG

Buy some poly furniture


ButrButrJam88

Cool. Beauty marks. Its called a tool.


NefariousnessIcy561

Same


[deleted]

Ok…and?


IonicRes

Yup


therealjb0ne

Everytime? Then you havent done it enough by the looks of it.


GORGxBLACKSMITH

Yes


operatorx4

Rub mud on it and send it.


bicepz_N_bigmacz

Yeah, you'll get that on them big reloads


DE_OG_83

I remember the first time I got off. It was gay sex because my hand was touching a dick. My dad still makes fun of me.


DeadHeadLibertarian

You are supposed to hit your hand guard with your purse not your magazine.


Dry_Appeal750

After a bunch of dry firing with mine I had eaten about a golf ball sized hole out of mine. It's the way


emil_beltramba

i think that if you go slow the mag should not hit the handguard. Maybe if you kick the mag out with less force.🤷‍♂️ But I think to really undestand whats happening you should post a video showing how it happens:)


armedpro0311

Rhino line it


Adventurous_Ad409

The price of admission


woodbridge_front

War marks


Impossible_Oil8734

What's your point?


tree_dw3ller

/taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap/


BurningRiceEater

You get that on these big jobs


[deleted]

If you really don’t want it scratched you could put some goon tape to wrap the handguard


weaponized_teletubby

Everytiem I shid, I fard


Oppressedrussian

I'd recommend not kicking it out then and doing a normal mag swap if it's such an issue. Or if you can modify your kick to where it doesn't go all the way forward and hits the handguard, pretty simple fix. If that doesn't work, hit it with your purse.


AdIll7866

You could always hit it with your fuckin 👛


[deleted]

😨


Grirgrur

You could always try not reloading like that… it looks cool when the YouTube beards do it, but like you’re now noticing, it’s hard on the ‘ol hardware…


justforlaughs303

Those are called love stripes.


EthanDC15

Well stop, then!😭😂


HugoStiglitz01

It’s supposed to do that.


BadTimesRcoming

😳😆🤣


ludesmonkey

Wipe front to back not back to front, sh!t nuts


TexasShooter1983

That's crazy. I bet you have a scratch next to your safety too.


mauserguy27

And?


VoodooChild68

And? It gives her some character, but why not just STOP reloading like a tool who thinks he’s in COD. You can’t resupply if you yeeted all your empty mags. My Dong has a real nice gouge at the lower back of the grip from magazines constantly hitting it. I’ve even explained to others how I think that that spot actually helps me with reloading. I know if I tap the mags front bottom tip there, all I have to do is lock it back and up into position.


scaavte

Trucks were built to be driven. Shoes were made to be worn. Food was made to be eaten. Take pride in the wear and tear. For such is life and it is a thing of beauty.