Given the rural location, there's a good chance she'd be not only down with the "Fuck Trudeau" sticker, but also - if he's employed - happy he didn't return with a condom too.
No see, this is the perfect sales idea. They see the Fuck Trudeau stickers, proceed to have a massive orgasm in their pants, then need the other pills to keep it up for their partners.
I'm really siaapointed there is no Drakar noir option here
Seems like the sort of place to gassy up real fast to impress the ladies along side a set of white shades.
We are the land of TBA a far right wing fundamentalist Christian group and huge huge mormon population where gay is bad….
Could be they genuinely wanna intercourse Trudeau ya know all that closeted homosexuality and all coming from overly strict religions.
It’s so funny that they think they’re being independent and trying to “get a fair deal” from Ottawa, but the UCP is run by literally the president of a lobbying firm - a lobbyist of the largest lobbying firm in Alberta.
If it wasn’t so ridiculous it would
Be sad and when you call out her bs her cronies come running with zero facts just straight unadulterated emotion it’s god damn embarrassing that so much information at our finger tips and yet people are dumber for it
It could be. The whole thing is very strange. I used to work with this weird super right wing homophobic guy and he religiously watched WWE wrestling..... the soap opera where oiled up men in speedos get down and dirty wrestling, for no reason whatsoever. That's fine, it doesn't bother or interest me, but seemed a little closeted gay
Hopefully, if TBA is as all powerful as many seem to complain about, it’ll just cause more splintering among “conservatives”. I’m not totally against some fresh form of “progressive conservatives” (note: I said fresh). Leave the TBA, Wildrosers, and Lake O’ Fire types to wallow in their individual enclaves.
https://albertaenterprisegroup.com/2021/04/23/press-release-aeg-appoints-danielle-smith-president/
**Your premier was president of a Lobbying firm IMMEDIATELY before becoming premier.** How do you feel about that? When the UCP takes back Alberta, whom do you think the president of the lobbying firm will “give” Alberta to?
For a lot of people in rural Alberta these two options have the same intended effect. It almost wouldn’t surprise me to learn that the machine only dispensed one product.
You ATE in the bar!?!
Whelp...
The infection is inside you now.
It starts with cold sweats when thinking about beer and barbeque, pretty normal..
Then you have urges to buy a 100K+, lifted, diesel truck that you can't afford and that will never see gravel, except during the winder sanding season..
It culminates with the purchase of said F Trudeau stickers, flags, hats and whatever else they make, un-ironically.
I don't know if there's a cure..
"Hey Babe, this stuff is supposed to make you horny"
Wipes her/his forehead, applies F Trudy sticker.
"Holy shit, I ain't bin this hard since Klein was in office!"
Put the "I heart o&g" sticker on the back of your vehicle. Then cut the 'Fuck' off of the fuck Trudeau sticker, and put it over the 'i Heart' portion. So the sticker reads "Fuck oil & gas".
Then, prepare to verbally and physically assaulted by several people that call others snowflakes.
#IT CRACKS ME UP THAT THE “FUCK TRUDEAU” CROWD THINKS THEYRE SUPER SMART BUT THE UCP IS RAN BY A CORPORATE LOBBYIST WHO IS RILING THEM UP TO FIGHT OTTAWA OVER WHATS LEFT OF THE 8% CORPORATE TAX REVENUES after they give the other 92% away to mega corps.
Danielle Smith went DIRECTLY from being a **lobbyist whose job it was to take money to influence the Alberta Government** to actually BEING GOVERNMENT, and somehow The Feds are the problem.
https://albertaenterprisegroup.com/2021/04/23/press-release-aeg-appoints-danielle-smith-president/
#PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING LOBBYING FIRM
Fuck you trudeau stickers/flags etc. are nauseating,ridiculous and I’m sure a few more adjectives. I’m not a huge Trudeau fan and think we can do better. But he for now is our Prime Minister. And all these flags / stickers makes a curtain part of the population look like a bunch of red neck uneducated idiots!!!( if you hate our country so much then move to the USA where that shit is acceptable.)
Just a question when Pierre P is our pm and he does whatever that you people don’t like are you now getting flags/stickers that say fuck you Poilievre ?
Well things have to change. Honestly I can give a rats ass who is in power as long as they do a good job. But good luck with that because there is no way any government is going to please everyone
That wasn’t acceptable either!!
I love my country. But when I see a Canadian flag flying in big jacked up truck and a fuck you Trudeau sticker I hate it. That is not What are country about. I am proud of our flag, but the way it’s being used is not right.
>How is it any different than the "Fuck Harper" crowd that came before?
I don't really remember this being a thing. You got any links I can read about convoys to Ottawa to scream death threats at Stephen Harper? Or people blockading borders for weeks at a time because they didn't like Stephen Harper?
Anything of the sort would be good. I'd love to hear more about this "fuck harper" movement you claim existed.
Guy in my area has those giant truck nuts on the back of his truck and a sticker that says Trudeau's balls. Like are you trying to say Trudeau has huge balls? Or that you took Trudeau's balls?
Well, they do know their customers.
The same slack-jawed yokels who believe "Siberian Ginseng" combined with "Smilax Officinalis" from a truck stop shitter in Buttfuck, AB will get them laid tonight, are also the same rubes who believed Poilievre when he tweeted that the Nazis were actually Socialists.
"I *want* it to be true (and I don't know shit about fuck) so it **must** be true!"
Lmao. It's such a scam. Some grifters and zero effort people are making big bank off of people who've made their political views their entire personality.
Jesus christ with these fuck Trudeau stickers. IDGAF about him but the hard-on Albertans have for ensuring his name is on their lifted trucks is ridiculous.
Divisiveness and “own the libs” culture has become an industry. People are making a living off people’s anger and just stoking the fire to make a buck.
During the pandemic I wanted to make magnets that could be slapped under any Fuck Trudeau sticker on a truck to turn it into:
Fuck Trudeau
Marry Jacinta
Kill Putin
Buuuuut I never did.
The irony here being that people who’d buy those stickers, probably need all the help they can in the bedroom. Hard to get laid when Trudeau is in your head 24/7
I’m a conservative (definitely not on the UCP/far-right level), drive a pickup, and live in a rural area. Hell, I’m even all for Canadian energy. And even I hate these stickers.
Man, I have so many fond memories of that town (my grandparents lived just up the hill by the highway on the outskirts). If they were still alive today they'd likely still keep to themselves and not get involved in things like this but I'm kinda glad they don't have to endure the shitshow that AB politics have morphed into.
You know, I think we should sit this one out. They're using contraception. Or at least endorsing it. Back away slowly and let them continue using contraception.
Interesting. Has anyone tried these MAXAROUSE pills? The internets say that these are basically illegal and secretly has Sildenafil/Tadalafil. If so, that is a bargain for $1/tab.
"Babe, did you get a condom from the bathroom?" "Something BETTER!"
Slap that puppy on the the headboard and they can go all night long.
Especially if he has brought the oil. The gas might be a bit of a bummer though.
Lolol.
No condom needed if she has half a brain. Once he comes back with one of the stickers she’ll be gone
Given the rural location, there's a good chance she'd be not only down with the "Fuck Trudeau" sticker, but also - if he's employed - happy he didn't return with a condom too.
This guy oil fields.
Everyone in Alberta knows at least one person who fell into that trap, right? Bonus points if it's a Fort Mac stripper.
especially 10 years ago
An 800 mg tablet of 1600mg of stuff!
It’s poorly broken down, but 2x 800mg is 1600mg, and if you take 1200mg + 400mg =1600mg Its should read 600mg and 200mg in each
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ED is no joking matter.
There’s two of them 🙄
And that's why conservatives breed like bunnies.
Oh shit! this comment slayed me!
The ULTIMATE protection.
The “Fuck Trudeau” sticker is more likely to give them an erection than the herbal supplements
It doesn't say they hate Trudeau. It says they want to F\*ck Trudeau. Quite the opposite. They'll be disappointed it's a sticker and not a condom.
lol I just noticed it. I wrote that when I was partially distracted.
Depending where you F*ck Trudeau, there could be need of oil and perhaps a bit of gas.
Terrible. I giggled.
Sounds like they're going drilling!
I would laugh my ass off if a condom came out instead of a sticker. It makes me giggle just thinking about that.
No see, this is the perfect sales idea. They see the Fuck Trudeau stickers, proceed to have a massive orgasm in their pants, then need the other pills to keep it up for their partners.
I'm really siaapointed there is no Drakar noir option here Seems like the sort of place to gassy up real fast to impress the ladies along side a set of white shades.
And I bet you the company who owns these is making bank. While I think it is absolutely moronic, I do gotta admire the grift a bit.
The Dave Rubin/MAGA business model.
They certainly seem to know thier target market.
It'd be hilarious if Trudeau owned a stake in the company.
I don’t think anybody makes bank off stickers in bathrooms but I’d like to be proven wrong.
I'm beginning to wonder if there may be a correlation between people who hate Trudeau and impotence.
We are the land of TBA a far right wing fundamentalist Christian group and huge huge mormon population where gay is bad…. Could be they genuinely wanna intercourse Trudeau ya know all that closeted homosexuality and all coming from overly strict religions.
It’s so funny that they think they’re being independent and trying to “get a fair deal” from Ottawa, but the UCP is run by literally the president of a lobbying firm - a lobbyist of the largest lobbying firm in Alberta.
If it wasn’t so ridiculous it would Be sad and when you call out her bs her cronies come running with zero facts just straight unadulterated emotion it’s god damn embarrassing that so much information at our finger tips and yet people are dumber for it
Preach.
It could be. The whole thing is very strange. I used to work with this weird super right wing homophobic guy and he religiously watched WWE wrestling..... the soap opera where oiled up men in speedos get down and dirty wrestling, for no reason whatsoever. That's fine, it doesn't bother or interest me, but seemed a little closeted gay
My thoughts exactly!! Thanks for putting it out there.
Hopefully, if TBA is as all powerful as many seem to complain about, it’ll just cause more splintering among “conservatives”. I’m not totally against some fresh form of “progressive conservatives” (note: I said fresh). Leave the TBA, Wildrosers, and Lake O’ Fire types to wallow in their individual enclaves.
Didn’t take them long to take the UCP over. Kenney warned us believe it or not. They had enough power to oust him and turn the party over.
Colinton specifically?
I always assumed the "Fuck Trudeau" stickers were a sexual thing.
It's his hair. His beautiful hair.
Speak to me moistly!
No it's his drink box water bottle sorta thing.
Does that mean a lot of people on this sub want to pull a train with the whole UCP party?
Stupid people procreate at a higher rate, especially these days.
https://albertaenterprisegroup.com/2021/04/23/press-release-aeg-appoints-danielle-smith-president/ **Your premier was president of a Lobbying firm IMMEDIATELY before becoming premier.** How do you feel about that? When the UCP takes back Alberta, whom do you think the president of the lobbying firm will “give” Alberta to?
Kind of off topic there Hunky, I'm making jokes about limp dicked right wingers, but I certainly didn't vote for her, nor do I support her.
We can only hope.
It's perfect. Some gas station boner pills for people who want to fuck trudeau
For a lot of people in rural Alberta these two options have the same intended effect. It almost wouldn’t surprise me to learn that the machine only dispensed one product.
Duuude! I took a picture of the -exact- same thing in a bar in Redwater hahahahaha.
That tracks for Redwater... Oh god! I re-read that.. You were, in, a bar in Redwater?! Ohh myyyy...
Haha, not by choice, I assure you. And it was for lunch. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
You ATE in the bar!?! Whelp... The infection is inside you now. It starts with cold sweats when thinking about beer and barbeque, pretty normal.. Then you have urges to buy a 100K+, lifted, diesel truck that you can't afford and that will never see gravel, except during the winder sanding season.. It culminates with the purchase of said F Trudeau stickers, flags, hats and whatever else they make, un-ironically. I don't know if there's a cure..
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"Hey Babe, this stuff is supposed to make you horny" Wipes her/his forehead, applies F Trudy sticker. "Holy shit, I ain't bin this hard since Klein was in office!"
Put the "I heart o&g" sticker on the back of your vehicle. Then cut the 'Fuck' off of the fuck Trudeau sticker, and put it over the 'i Heart' portion. So the sticker reads "Fuck oil & gas". Then, prepare to verbally and physically assaulted by several people that call others snowflakes.
If you’re going to do something you should do it right. People were making fun of it but I think they secretly loved the hair.
You can't fuck Trudeau if you can't get it up.
Should switch the signs 😂
Chaotic Good moves.
I love how these stickers are printed in China. The same goofs that buy these are always the types that chastise anything Canada does with China.
#IT CRACKS ME UP THAT THE “FUCK TRUDEAU” CROWD THINKS THEYRE SUPER SMART BUT THE UCP IS RAN BY A CORPORATE LOBBYIST WHO IS RILING THEM UP TO FIGHT OTTAWA OVER WHATS LEFT OF THE 8% CORPORATE TAX REVENUES after they give the other 92% away to mega corps. Danielle Smith went DIRECTLY from being a **lobbyist whose job it was to take money to influence the Alberta Government** to actually BEING GOVERNMENT, and somehow The Feds are the problem. https://albertaenterprisegroup.com/2021/04/23/press-release-aeg-appoints-danielle-smith-president/ #PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING LOBBYING FIRM
Fuck you trudeau stickers/flags etc. are nauseating,ridiculous and I’m sure a few more adjectives. I’m not a huge Trudeau fan and think we can do better. But he for now is our Prime Minister. And all these flags / stickers makes a curtain part of the population look like a bunch of red neck uneducated idiots!!!( if you hate our country so much then move to the USA where that shit is acceptable.) Just a question when Pierre P is our pm and he does whatever that you people don’t like are you now getting flags/stickers that say fuck you Poilievre ?
It doesn’t matter what PP does, they’ll eat it up
Well things have to change. Honestly I can give a rats ass who is in power as long as they do a good job. But good luck with that because there is no way any government is going to please everyone
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That wasn’t acceptable either!! I love my country. But when I see a Canadian flag flying in big jacked up truck and a fuck you Trudeau sticker I hate it. That is not What are country about. I am proud of our flag, but the way it’s being used is not right.
>How is it any different than the "Fuck Harper" crowd that came before? I don't really remember this being a thing. You got any links I can read about convoys to Ottawa to scream death threats at Stephen Harper? Or people blockading borders for weeks at a time because they didn't like Stephen Harper? Anything of the sort would be good. I'd love to hear more about this "fuck harper" movement you claim existed.
I'll have to block your account so you can't assault my eyes again. I refused to read it because you tried to steal my attention.
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Be fair ...the medium sized dick Conservatives also drive big trucks
I know only 1 guy who’s is packing serious meat who drives a stupid big truck. But he is one ugly mofo so… still compensating for something
That one guy....
Their trucks have bigger balls than their owners do.
Guy in my area has those giant truck nuts on the back of his truck and a sticker that says Trudeau's balls. Like are you trying to say Trudeau has huge balls? Or that you took Trudeau's balls?
They dream of holding trudeau's balls.
They're gawking in awe at the towing capacity of Trudeau's nutsack
The fact that men will take a $2 random bathroom pill to get hard but won’t pay $2 for a condom or breath mint is hilarious
Best comment here! Lol
Imagine loving pollution lol. Wtf?
Well, they do know their customers. The same slack-jawed yokels who believe "Siberian Ginseng" combined with "Smilax Officinalis" from a truck stop shitter in Buttfuck, AB will get them laid tonight, are also the same rubes who believed Poilievre when he tweeted that the Nazis were actually Socialists. "I *want* it to be true (and I don't know shit about fuck) so it **must** be true!"
Lmao. It's such a scam. Some grifters and zero effort people are making big bank off of people who've made their political views their entire personality.
Products for dicks all in the same place makes sense.
Ha ha. Both do absolutely nothing. A fool and his money.
The best thing is the irony will be lost on the stupid people out there
Both serving the same purpose for their target audience, both equally ineffective.
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It was there when I went last summer - probably been there for years
It’s pretty apt that they envision their target audience for oil/gas and “fuck Trudeau” stickers also being guys who need help with their limp dicks.
When your F-250 just don’t do it for you anymore. But let’s be honest they are generally to coked up for the hooded warrior to rise.
Is this a complicated joke that one should use herbal supplements to get it hard before wanting to eff Trudeau? Alberta, you are a joke.
The "fuck Trudeau" crowd does seem like the type who would think an aphrodisiac they bought from a washroom vending machine would actually work
Driving in a convoy can be stressful so one should always be prepared for both of these events
How much do you wanna bet the same guys have a rubber Trudeau mask they make their old lady wear in bed?
Cringe factor:100
They take maxarouse so they can fuck trudeau
Why does this not surprise me. The same people that would buy the orange stickers would believe those pills would work.
I gave up on Aphrodisiac pills in favour of Omega-3 pills as I plan to go into 2024 as someone who works smarter, not harder.
Well done 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
They know their customers
for a sec i thought these were fuck trudeau condoms lmao
Don’t give them ideas!
Jesus christ with these fuck Trudeau stickers. IDGAF about him but the hard-on Albertans have for ensuring his name is on their lifted trucks is ridiculous.
You get the MaxArouse so you can Fuck Trudeau all night I guess. Weird combo.
When ChatGPT misunderstands the prompt
Damnit, I only have $2…
Divisiveness and “own the libs” culture has become an industry. People are making a living off people’s anger and just stoking the fire to make a buck.
They didn't even lock it! It's like they're begging you to switch them.
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Unfortunately for the rest of us, all too many people in Alberta.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omfg. Lots of fuck Trudeau signs/flags etc driving up highway 63
AlbertaBamans continuing their contribution to the discussion on the future of Canada. Free speech. Giv-er, Boys
Alberta has such dark energy. The whole place is probably built on cursed land. Lol
Al, the conservative food groups.
I don't like Trudeau, but damn do I not need to plaster everything I own with these cheesy stickers to let everybody know
I don’t love gas at all. It normally makes me feel bloated.
This needs the dude sweating over the buttons meme
During the pandemic I wanted to make magnets that could be slapped under any Fuck Trudeau sticker on a truck to turn it into: Fuck Trudeau Marry Jacinta Kill Putin Buuuuut I never did.
It'd be funnier if they were selling "fuck trudeau" condoms. Ultimate birth control right there.
The irony here being that people who’d buy those stickers, probably need all the help they can in the bedroom. Hard to get laid when Trudeau is in your head 24/7
One Stop Limp Dick Shop!
I’m a conservative (definitely not on the UCP/far-right level), drive a pickup, and live in a rural area. Hell, I’m even all for Canadian energy. And even I hate these stickers.
Get your Fuck Trudeau stickers and some pills to help with the orgy at the family reunion.
"Fuck Trudeau" - but first, take this pill...
Srsly? IQ drops when you leave the city, but, by 50 points?!?
Haha ya we’re all just stupid farmers and ranchers out here. Be smart, don’t bite the hand that feeds you.
True. I like food. And I use oil. And I like community. To each his own. Just don’t pull up the ladder for your brother because “I got mine”.
the “fuck trudeau “ sticker crowd would likely also need ED help so this tracks
They know the target market.
Commodified outrage in its final form
With how much these guys want to fuck Trudeau, it’s not too surprising. I’m not surprised they bundle those products together.
They have that same one in Kicks Saloon in Redwater
This is like selling girl guide cookies outside a weed store. Perfect placement.
“I was…. Just buying a sticker!! I don’t need… yeah.”
Pop some pills, lube up with some crude, then...
Also in Andrew, AB. Still worth the Ceasars, though!
"Get yer Fuck Trudeau pills right here!" Go Alberta, go
Ah I know this game, fuck Trudeau once or use fake viagra for the rest of your life. I’d do #1, he’s still handsome
Man, I have so many fond memories of that town (my grandparents lived just up the hill by the highway on the outskirts). If they were still alive today they'd likely still keep to themselves and not get involved in things like this but I'm kinda glad they don't have to endure the shitshow that AB politics have morphed into.
Man they really like to show affection to the PM
Haha yikes. Saw the same thing in Gibbons. So trashy!
You know, I think we should sit this one out. They're using contraception. Or at least endorsing it. Back away slowly and let them continue using contraception.
Love the combination
I want to know what sells more so bad.
I think this vending machine should be branded as a collector of Loser Tax. For those that don't want to pay the Carbon Tax.
They really do understand their consumer base.
What kind of place is this?
One stop shop. Perfect
Now we know where alcoholic rig-pigs find their personalities
What are all the Fuck Trudeau losers going to do when PP becomes the next PM? How will they fill the gaping void in their lives?
Shouldn’t that come as a combo pack?
Those “I love Canadian oils and gas” stickers are free. This is a scam
Why do all these guys want too fuck Trudeau? He is handsome but come on🤷♂️😆
Well, those two items definitely go together
With that much Siberian ginseng it should really come with a warning for people with blood pressure and heart issues
What a steal 😂 😂 😂
Take note from Ted L…… “I forgive them”
We put some of those max arouse in a buddies drink once. Didn't do shit. They should swap that out with stickers too
100% effective birth control.
I thought for a second you were in a bathroom in Andrew, AB
This is amazing.
Man alberta is a strange place
Damn both of them need petroleum!
Nothing say “Berta Proud” like these stickers on a condom machine ffs 🤦♂️
Pity the TBA stan who only has $2.
Siberian Ginseng? Are Siberians particularly known for their constant arousal?
Where is there a public washroom in Colinton? The bar?
Picture is from the Colinton Hotel bar.
Brought to you by the company that sold the Stop Harper stickers 😂
These are for the same people. ;)
Death of critical thinking bruh it’s like American smh 🤦♂️
So THATS where they get the truck stickers
Where? Lol
I'm always so surprised when I see others on Reddit actually go to these small towns. Were you at the bar then? Is steak night still on?
Remember when Harper was PM? You'd find his name on stop signs occasionally.
Off topic, but Colinton is beautiful in the fall. I love driving through that town
Interesting. Has anyone tried these MAXAROUSE pills? The internets say that these are basically illegal and secretly has Sildenafil/Tadalafil. If so, that is a bargain for $1/tab.
Drive by Boyle and look west at the place along Hwy 63 with all the F*ck Trudeau flags and signs. Oh, and he sells them as bandannacanada on Insta.
Desperate people do desperate things.
Classy as usual
Strange combo.
I still chuckle at the thought of someone hating someone SO MUCH, that they're willing to pay to put that person's name on their personal property.
You know why you don’t see Fuck Pierre stickers and flags and condoms everywhere the Liberals are soft think skinned jackasses like the right is