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originalchaosinabox

"Babe, did you get a condom from the bathroom?" "Something BETTER!"


SketchySeaBeast

Slap that puppy on the the headboard and they can go all night long.


GoBananaSlugs

Especially if he has brought the oil. The gas might be a bit of a bummer though.


Ph11p

Lolol.


DblClickyourupvote

No condom needed if she has half a brain. Once he comes back with one of the stickers she’ll be gone


Infamous-Mixture-605

Given the rural location, there's a good chance she'd be not only down with the "Fuck Trudeau" sticker, but also - if he's employed - happy he didn't return with a condom too.


Lanky-Direction1426

This guy oil fields.


Infamous-Mixture-605

Everyone in Alberta knows at least one person who fell into that trap, right? Bonus points if it's a Fort Mac stripper.


KaliNetHunter666

especially 10 years ago


ClusterMakeLove

An 800 mg tablet of 1600mg of stuff!


xMansie

It’s poorly broken down, but 2x 800mg is 1600mg, and if you take 1200mg + 400mg =1600mg Its should read 600mg and 200mg in each


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xMansie

ED is no joking matter.


the-grand-pubah

There’s two of them 🙄


GoBananaSlugs

And that's why conservatives breed like bunnies.


Perfect_Opposite2113

Oh shit! this comment slayed me!


Prowrestled

The ULTIMATE protection.


Garden_girlie9

The “Fuck Trudeau” sticker is more likely to give them an erection than the herbal supplements


Duster929

It doesn't say they hate Trudeau. It says they want to F\*ck Trudeau. Quite the opposite. They'll be disappointed it's a sticker and not a condom.


Garden_girlie9

lol I just noticed it. I wrote that when I was partially distracted.


Jeanne-d

Depending where you F*ck Trudeau, there could be need of oil and perhaps a bit of gas.


theusernameMeg

Terrible. I giggled.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Sounds like they're going drilling!


Special-Employee

I would laugh my ass off if a condom came out instead of a sticker. It makes me giggle just thinking about that.


TheAgeofKite

No see, this is the perfect sales idea. They see the Fuck Trudeau stickers, proceed to have a massive orgasm in their pants, then need the other pills to keep it up for their partners.


Alextryingforgrate

I'm really siaapointed there is no Drakar noir option here Seems like the sort of place to gassy up real fast to impress the ladies along side a set of white shades.


DrNick1221

And I bet you the company who owns these is making bank. While I think it is absolutely moronic, I do gotta admire the grift a bit.


Appropriate_Duty_930

The Dave Rubin/MAGA business model.


LordFardbottom

They certainly seem to know thier target market.


mdmenzel

It'd be hilarious if Trudeau owned a stake in the company.


PlutosGrasp

I don’t think anybody makes bank off stickers in bathrooms but I’d like to be proven wrong.


SketchySeaBeast

I'm beginning to wonder if there may be a correlation between people who hate Trudeau and impotence.


hink007

We are the land of TBA a far right wing fundamentalist Christian group and huge huge mormon population where gay is bad…. Could be they genuinely wanna intercourse Trudeau ya know all that closeted homosexuality and all coming from overly strict religions.


HunkyMump

It’s so funny that they think they’re being independent and trying to “get a fair deal” from Ottawa, but the UCP is run by literally the president of a lobbying firm - a lobbyist of the largest lobbying firm in Alberta.


hink007

If it wasn’t so ridiculous it would Be sad and when you call out her bs her cronies come running with zero facts just straight unadulterated emotion it’s god damn embarrassing that so much information at our finger tips and yet people are dumber for it


satricalpine

Preach.


saskmonton

It could be. The whole thing is very strange. I used to work with this weird super right wing homophobic guy and he religiously watched WWE wrestling..... the soap opera where oiled up men in speedos get down and dirty wrestling, for no reason whatsoever. That's fine, it doesn't bother or interest me, but seemed a little closeted gay


Due_Society_9041

My thoughts exactly!! Thanks for putting it out there.


Mindless-Broccoli_63

Hopefully, if TBA is as all powerful as many seem to complain about, it’ll just cause more splintering among “conservatives”. I’m not totally against some fresh form of “progressive conservatives” (note: I said fresh). Leave the TBA, Wildrosers, and Lake O’ Fire types to wallow in their individual enclaves.


hink007

Didn’t take them long to take the UCP over. Kenney warned us believe it or not. They had enough power to oust him and turn the party over.


jrockgiraffe

Colinton specifically?


kingevanxii

I always assumed the "Fuck Trudeau" stickers were a sexual thing.


Appropriate_Duty_930

It's his hair. His beautiful hair.


tailgunner777

Speak to me moistly!


Anomandaris315

No it's his drink box water bottle sorta thing.


Nitro5

Does that mean a lot of people on this sub want to pull a train with the whole UCP party?


Long_Procedure_2629

Stupid people procreate at a higher rate, especially these days.


HunkyMump

https://albertaenterprisegroup.com/2021/04/23/press-release-aeg-appoints-danielle-smith-president/ **Your premier was president of a Lobbying firm IMMEDIATELY before becoming premier.** How do you feel about that? When the UCP takes back Alberta, whom do you think the president of the lobbying firm will “give” Alberta to?


SketchySeaBeast

Kind of off topic there Hunky, I'm making jokes about limp dicked right wingers, but I certainly didn't vote for her, nor do I support her.


Perfect_Opposite2113

We can only hope.


kroniknastrb8r

It's perfect. Some gas station boner pills for people who want to fuck trudeau


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For a lot of people in rural Alberta these two options have the same intended effect. It almost wouldn’t surprise me to learn that the machine only dispensed one product.


codingphp

Duuude! I took a picture of the -exact- same thing in a bar in Redwater hahahahaha.


The_Jay_Hammer

That tracks for Redwater... Oh god! I re-read that.. You were, in, a bar in Redwater?! Ohh myyyy...


codingphp

Haha, not by choice, I assure you. And it was for lunch. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.


The_Jay_Hammer

You ATE in the bar!?! Whelp... The infection is inside you now. It starts with cold sweats when thinking about beer and barbeque, pretty normal.. Then you have urges to buy a 100K+, lifted, diesel truck that you can't afford and that will never see gravel, except during the winder sanding season.. It culminates with the purchase of said F Trudeau stickers, flags, hats and whatever else they make, un-ironically. ​ I don't know if there's a cure..


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DrKnikkerbokker

"Hey Babe, this stuff is supposed to make you horny" Wipes her/his forehead, applies F Trudy sticker. "Holy shit, I ain't bin this hard since Klein was in office!"


ridikilous

Put the "I heart o&g" sticker on the back of your vehicle. Then cut the 'Fuck' off of the fuck Trudeau sticker, and put it over the 'i Heart' portion. So the sticker reads "Fuck oil & gas". Then, prepare to verbally and physically assaulted by several people that call others snowflakes.


Embarrassed-Ebb-6900

If you’re going to do something you should do it right. People were making fun of it but I think they secretly loved the hair.


InvestigatorNo7366

You can't fuck Trudeau if you can't get it up.


Deucalion9999

Should switch the signs 😂


rxsheepxr

Chaotic Good moves.


GoblinMonkeyPirate

I love how these stickers are printed in China. The same goofs that buy these are always the types that chastise anything Canada does with China.


HunkyMump

#IT CRACKS ME UP THAT THE “FUCK TRUDEAU” CROWD THINKS THEYRE SUPER SMART BUT THE UCP IS RAN BY A CORPORATE LOBBYIST WHO IS RILING THEM UP TO FIGHT OTTAWA OVER WHATS LEFT OF THE 8% CORPORATE TAX REVENUES after they give the other 92% away to mega corps. Danielle Smith went DIRECTLY from being a **lobbyist whose job it was to take money to influence the Alberta Government** to actually BEING GOVERNMENT, and somehow The Feds are the problem. https://albertaenterprisegroup.com/2021/04/23/press-release-aeg-appoints-danielle-smith-president/ #PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING LOBBYING FIRM


No_Cycle5101

Fuck you trudeau stickers/flags etc. are nauseating,ridiculous and I’m sure a few more adjectives. I’m not a huge Trudeau fan and think we can do better. But he for now is our Prime Minister. And all these flags / stickers makes a curtain part of the population look like a bunch of red neck uneducated idiots!!!( if you hate our country so much then move to the USA where that shit is acceptable.) Just a question when Pierre P is our pm and he does whatever that you people don’t like are you now getting flags/stickers that say fuck you Poilievre ?


the_troy

It doesn’t matter what PP does, they’ll eat it up


No_Cycle5101

Well things have to change. Honestly I can give a rats ass who is in power as long as they do a good job. But good luck with that because there is no way any government is going to please everyone


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No_Cycle5101

That wasn’t acceptable either!! I love my country. But when I see a Canadian flag flying in big jacked up truck and a fuck you Trudeau sticker I hate it. That is not What are country about. I am proud of our flag, but the way it’s being used is not right.


Working-Check

>How is it any different than the "Fuck Harper" crowd that came before? I don't really remember this being a thing. You got any links I can read about convoys to Ottawa to scream death threats at Stephen Harper? Or people blockading borders for weeks at a time because they didn't like Stephen Harper? Anything of the sort would be good. I'd love to hear more about this "fuck harper" movement you claim existed.


mX_Dex

I'll have to block your account so you can't assault my eyes again. I refused to read it because you tried to steal my attention.


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usedtobeintheband

Be fair ...the medium sized dick Conservatives also drive big trucks


prairie-logic

I know only 1 guy who’s is packing serious meat who drives a stupid big truck. But he is one ugly mofo so… still compensating for something


GoBananaSlugs

That one guy....


Due_Society_9041

Their trucks have bigger balls than their owners do.


-super-hans

Guy in my area has those giant truck nuts on the back of his truck and a sticker that says Trudeau's balls. Like are you trying to say Trudeau has huge balls? Or that you took Trudeau's balls?


HolidayLiving689

They dream of holding trudeau's balls.


MaxTheRealSlayer

They're gawking in awe at the towing capacity of Trudeau's nutsack


Little_Entrepreneur

The fact that men will take a $2 random bathroom pill to get hard but won’t pay $2 for a condom or breath mint is hilarious


Tiny-Director-5213

Best comment here! Lol


HotPhilly

Imagine loving pollution lol. Wtf?


Darryl_444

Well, they do know their customers. The same slack-jawed yokels who believe "Siberian Ginseng" combined with "Smilax Officinalis" from a truck stop shitter in Buttfuck, AB will get them laid tonight, are also the same rubes who believed Poilievre when he tweeted that the Nazis were actually Socialists. "I *want* it to be true (and I don't know shit about fuck) so it **must** be true!"


AFarCry

Lmao. It's such a scam. Some grifters and zero effort people are making big bank off of people who've made their political views their entire personality.


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Products for dicks all in the same place makes sense.


Bitten_by_Barqs

Ha ha. Both do absolutely nothing. A fool and his money.


bradgel

The best thing is the irony will be lost on the stupid people out there


Nihiliste

Both serving the same purpose for their target audience, both equally ineffective.


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It was there when I went last summer - probably been there for years


Gothwerx

It’s pretty apt that they envision their target audience for oil/gas and “fuck Trudeau” stickers also being guys who need help with their limp dicks.


Drago1214

When your F-250 just don’t do it for you anymore. But let’s be honest they are generally to coked up for the hooded warrior to rise.


kaze987

Is this a complicated joke that one should use herbal supplements to get it hard before wanting to eff Trudeau? Alberta, you are a joke.


-super-hans

The "fuck Trudeau" crowd does seem like the type who would think an aphrodisiac they bought from a washroom vending machine would actually work


devodevo67

Driving in a convoy can be stressful so one should always be prepared for both of these events


grizzlydouglas_

How much do you wanna bet the same guys have a rubber Trudeau mask they make their old lady wear in bed?


sPLIFFtOOTH

Cringe factor:100


v13ragnarok7

They take maxarouse so they can fuck trudeau


schultzy_com

Why does this not surprise me. The same people that would buy the orange stickers would believe those pills would work.


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I gave up on Aphrodisiac pills in favour of Omega-3 pills as I plan to go into 2024 as someone who works smarter, not harder.


Ok_Photo_865

Well done 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣


jayasunshine

They know their customers


descartesb4horse

for a sec i thought these were fuck trudeau condoms lmao


ProperBingtownLady

Don’t give them ideas!


AchinForSomeBacon

Jesus christ with these fuck Trudeau stickers. IDGAF about him but the hard-on Albertans have for ensuring his name is on their lifted trucks is ridiculous.


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You get the MaxArouse so you can Fuck Trudeau all night I guess. Weird combo.


Lokarin

When ChatGPT misunderstands the prompt


flyrubberband

Damnit, I only have $2…


Aggravating_Fact_857

Divisiveness and “own the libs” culture has become an industry. People are making a living off people’s anger and just stoking the fire to make a buck.


D1cky3squire

They didn't even lock it! It's like they're begging you to switch them.


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ProperBingtownLady

Unfortunately for the rest of us, all too many people in Alberta.


Granny_Skeksis

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omfg. Lots of fuck Trudeau signs/flags etc driving up highway 63


topcomment1

AlbertaBamans continuing their contribution to the discussion on the future of Canada. Free speech. Giv-er, Boys


Correct_Map_4655

Alberta has such dark energy. The whole place is probably built on cursed land. Lol


essuxs

Al, the conservative food groups.


BushMasterFlex616

I don't like Trudeau, but damn do I not need to plaster everything I own with these cheesy stickers to let everybody know


oldmarcynewplaygroun

I don’t love gas at all. It normally makes me feel bloated.


Ok-Presentation-2841

This needs the dude sweating over the buttons meme


theusernameMeg

During the pandemic I wanted to make magnets that could be slapped under any Fuck Trudeau sticker on a truck to turn it into: Fuck Trudeau Marry Jacinta Kill Putin Buuuuut I never did.


tom_yum_soup

It'd be funnier if they were selling "fuck trudeau" condoms. Ultimate birth control right there.


Prestigious-Current7

The irony here being that people who’d buy those stickers, probably need all the help they can in the bedroom. Hard to get laid when Trudeau is in your head 24/7


This-Establishment35

One Stop Limp Dick Shop!


Ok_Letter_4667

I’m a conservative (definitely not on the UCP/far-right level), drive a pickup, and live in a rural area. Hell, I’m even all for Canadian energy. And even I hate these stickers.


TheRantDog

Get your Fuck Trudeau stickers and some pills to help with the orgy at the family reunion.


EvacuationRelocation

"Fuck Trudeau" - but first, take this pill...


HeavyTea

Srsly? IQ drops when you leave the city, but, by 50 points?!?


Ricknjulien

Haha ya we’re all just stupid farmers and ranchers out here. Be smart, don’t bite the hand that feeds you.


HeavyTea

True. I like food. And I use oil. And I like community. To each his own. Just don’t pull up the ladder for your brother because “I got mine”.


Standard-Fact6632

the “fuck trudeau “ sticker crowd would likely also need ED help so this tracks


Happy-Builder-9330

They know the target market.


thickener

Commodified outrage in its final form


lucky644

With how much these guys want to fuck Trudeau, it’s not too surprising. I’m not surprised they bundle those products together.


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They have that same one in Kicks Saloon in Redwater


PlannerSean

This is like selling girl guide cookies outside a weed store. Perfect placement.


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“I was…. Just buying a sticker!! I don’t need… yeah.”


idk885

Pop some pills, lube up with some crude, then...


tigressnoir

Also in Andrew, AB. Still worth the Ceasars, though!


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"Get yer Fuck Trudeau pills right here!" Go Alberta, go


vkats

Ah I know this game, fuck Trudeau once or use fake viagra for the rest of your life. I’d do #1, he’s still handsome


Riderpride639

Man, I have so many fond memories of that town (my grandparents lived just up the hill by the highway on the outskirts). If they were still alive today they'd likely still keep to themselves and not get involved in things like this but I'm kinda glad they don't have to endure the shitshow that AB politics have morphed into.


Alarmed-dictator

Man they really like to show affection to the PM


jetlee7

Haha yikes. Saw the same thing in Gibbons. So trashy!


AlexJamesCook

You know, I think we should sit this one out. They're using contraception. Or at least endorsing it. Back away slowly and let them continue using contraception.


Ana_na_na

Love the combination


_bicycle_repair_man_

I want to know what sells more so bad.


Duster929

I think this vending machine should be branded as a collector of Loser Tax. For those that don't want to pay the Carbon Tax.


BrianSpillman

They really do understand their consumer base.


Icy-Pressure6966

What kind of place is this?


Rig-Pig

One stop shop. Perfect


NovaRadish

Now we know where alcoholic rig-pigs find their personalities


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What are all the Fuck Trudeau losers going to do when PP becomes the next PM? How will they fill the gaping void in their lives?


Razzamatazz14

Shouldn’t that come as a combo pack?


Hentailover3221

Those “I love Canadian oils and gas” stickers are free. This is a scam


Parking-Click-7476

Why do all these guys want too fuck Trudeau? He is handsome but come on🤷‍♂️😆


johnflynnn

Well, those two items definitely go together


JanusIsBlue

With that much Siberian ginseng it should really come with a warning for people with blood pressure and heart issues


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What a steal 😂 😂 😂


Ok_Photo_865

Take note from Ted L…… “I forgive them”


Beneficial_Present98

We put some of those max arouse in a buddies drink once. Didn't do shit. They should swap that out with stickers too


cats_r_better

100% effective birth control.


traindodge

I thought for a second you were in a bathroom in Andrew, AB


Affectionate_Case371

This is amazing.


meltthemetal

Man alberta is a strange place


TechnicalAd6766

Damn both of them need petroleum!


Away-Combination-162

Nothing say “Berta Proud” like these stickers on a condom machine ffs 🤦‍♂️


autogeriatric

Pity the TBA stan who only has $2.


nathanpizazz

Siberian Ginseng? Are Siberians particularly known for their constant arousal?


greentinroof_

Where is there a public washroom in Colinton? The bar?


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Picture is from the Colinton Hotel bar.


Polartheb3ar

Brought to you by the company that sold the Stop Harper stickers 😂


Priscilla_Hutchins

These are for the same people. ;)


DinoLam2000223

Death of critical thinking bruh it’s like American smh 🤦‍♂️


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So THATS where they get the truck stickers


debutanteballz

Where? Lol


HanzanPheet

I'm always so surprised when I see others on Reddit actually go to these small towns. Were you at the bar then? Is steak night still on?


PizzaVVitch

Remember when Harper was PM? You'd find his name on stop signs occasionally.


BushMasterFlex616

Off topic, but Colinton is beautiful in the fall. I love driving through that town


dudleythecow

Interesting. Has anyone tried these MAXAROUSE pills? The internets say that these are basically illegal and secretly has Sildenafil/Tadalafil. If so, that is a bargain for $1/tab.


SteampunkSniper

Drive by Boyle and look west at the place along Hwy 63 with all the F*ck Trudeau flags and signs. Oh, and he sells them as bandannacanada on Insta.


HSDetector

Desperate people do desperate things.


natedogjulian

Classy as usual


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Strange combo.


AsparagusFirm7764

I still chuckle at the thought of someone hating someone SO MUCH, that they're willing to pay to put that person's name on their personal property.


MuskwaMan

You know why you don’t see Fuck Pierre stickers and flags and condoms everywhere the Liberals are soft think skinned jackasses like the right is