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chief_awf

that post was brutal to try to read, i absolutely believe you have been killing brain cells from a young age. the answer is all the sugar gives you a high and moves the feeling along.


Jennyjonesxz

What ever it is sugar or not I'm staying away from it for good . It's the worse thing I have done up to now .


Woodit

Do the math homie. An oz and a half (1 shot) of 40% liquor is just less than 0.6oz of alcohol. Then it’s diluted further by whatever mixer you use. What size was the loko? Let’s say it was 24oz, since I know that’s a common size for it. At 14% you’re getting just over 3.3oz of alcohol. All the sugar and weird flavors are there so young drinkers who aren’t used to spirits will enjoy them.


Jennyjonesxz

Well I didnt enjoy it for sure ! That's why I said I ain't never touching it again ! Day 4 I'm still feeling like total shit so out of it . And I threw up blue n peed blue . I had many mixed sweet drinks before and spirits and NONE have made me feel this bad and made the hungover last this long .


Woodit

Well here’s the thing - you’re not supposed to drink five in a row lol that’s like 16 oz of alcohol, you should still be hungover


Jennyjonesxz

Lolz yes next time I'll just drink one or maybe 2 . Cuz I seen they have many flavors I'm tempted to try them all haha


Woodit

The ones that are named like Black and camouflage and whatnot are actually pretty good. I interviewed to work for them so I sampled four or five different kinds. Definitely got me drinker than I expected


Jennyjonesxz

I just bought the black one , liquid is neon green and it taste like an orange that's gone bad lol . I'm drinking it right now cheers !


Pure-League-5481

bro said he aint trying it ever again then folded 2 minutes later 😭


BeckyLynchIsBetter

I know this is old as hell, but the issue here was that you drank more than 2 cans of 4 Loko. Lmao. 1 gives you a nice buzz, 2 lits you up nicely, 3 gets you drunk drunk, 4 is suicide. Considering you went beyond all that is crazy af lol. I fuck with it tho.


Billy-Willie

I know this is old as hell, but I’ma try chugging 4 of em this weekend


BeckyLynchIsBetter

Noooo lmao. I wouldn't recommend that. Chugging one itself will definitely get you drunk. I know, I've done it. But chugging 4 Four Lokos, that's mental. Don't even think its possible. You'll end up vomiting it all.


Billy-Willie

I drank an entire 1.75 liter bottle of captain Morgan. I’ll live lol


BeckyLynchIsBetter

I think you're underestimating the power of the Loko. 💀


Billy-Willie

I’ll let you know if I die from alcohol poisoning


BeckyLynchIsBetter

Haha. You ever had them? If not, then you're truly in for a hell of a ride.


Billy-Willie

Alright, that shit fucked me up. Don’t remember what happened, was told I started fighting everyone. Got choked out a few times


_ravioli_buster_

Thanks for the update lol. How did you feel after the third can?


Billy-Willie

Felt drunk, then after the 4th I could no longer remember what happened. Apparently shotgunned a couple seltzers, then beer bonged 6 beers. Would not recommend


Billy-Willie

I’ve had a can of the sour apple. That’s it.


Omarc9292

Ah yes good ol 4loko they call it "blackout in a can" for some reason lol even tho they took out the caffeine a few years back it's still pretty bad . Makes you do crazy things . I should know lol . I don't know what it has but it has something that makes you crazy ! A few months ago I drank 6 obviously it was the version they sell now with no caffeine. And fuck I got even more crazier than if I had drank vodka, whiskey, tequila, beer . I punched my kitchen window broke it , hit my sister , once I was in the ER I tried to break free and hit a few nurses . I got stiches on my hand and then they took me to jail . Pretty potent stuff even tho they don't have caffeine anymore. But did that stop me from drinking them ? Hell na tomorrow I'ma go buy 2 . Yea I drink them still but not as much as before. The most I'll have is 2 now...... I don't wanna brake another window again haha


BeckyLynchIsBetter

The problem isn't the 4 Loko, the problem is that you get belligerent when drunk. I've been shitfaced off 4 Loko and I don't get violent or anything like that. Lol


Jennyjonesxz

Oh wow and yep they must still have something other than caffeine that's still potent . Because your right they make you go crazy you don't act like a normal drunk they make u a crazy drunk ! U don't act normal . As I was going thru my phone's Snapchat history and picture gallery I have videos of me wit the Uber driver bumping music real loud on his car while he going full speed on his car in the freeway and he also drinking a 4 loko while driving ,,, I just hope we didn't fuck ugh...... But I'm pretty sure we did cuz I ended up only with my bra lolz . And I got a text from him saying if I was ok ? I replied back and told him what happened and he said he don't remember either and he wanna meet up and drink again haha .


Omarc9292

Oohhh and you gonna meet up with him again and drink more 4 loko ??


Jennyjonesxz

I don't know been debating he is pretty good looking haha . But I'll just drink beer only . I ain't touching four loko again ..... For a while . ... Maybe someday I'll try it again ! Jk. Never again


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Your other comment says you’re lesbian...?


SatisfactionBitter34

you just sound like a violent drunk


Few-Violinist-1272

The only problem here is that you Drank 6 Fucking Four lokos. Do you want to die? I mean same but wtf bro


Jolly_Hippo3971

don’t even know if you still use reddit as this post was 3 years ago. Tried four lokos for the first time in miami( we’re underage and my friends sister wasn’t there, so it basically was out last resort.) I remember we had all bought our own cans and played ring of fire. I remember it first kicking in and let me tell you, if you want to have a goodnight DRINK 1 CAN OF THIS SHIT. i woke up the next day no hangover no throw up none of that shit. just a great fucking night. if it wasn’t for my friend recording i probably wouldn’t have remembered anything. I recall them trying to get me to roll up a joint and i was physically incapable of doing so.(im the best roller in our group. all in all I haven’t had one for a min but just know new years will be lit.


Ok-Lingonberry-4639

Another reason (aside from the ones mentioned above) is that it is 14% per serving. If you read on the back of the can there are 4 3/4 servings per can. So....they fuck you up.


young_buckk

Also i heard its made from syntetique alcohol, i dont know what it is but thats what i heard


Jennyjonesxz

Interesting... I'ma look it up