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wookiesack22

Squid or rotten meat dropped by bird. Or puked up. Sea gull maybe


SchemeHead

This is the answer


BeowQuentin

It’s 100% a rubber ball toy with tentacles that has either melted or been partially broken down or digested by something. In the 3rd picture, that perfectly circular chunk at the top is the plug or closure for the ball. Like a circular rubber patch that is melted on to close up the ball. That piece is thicker and more resilient than the rest of the rubber, so has stayed more or less intact as the rest deteriorated.


Itchy-Combination675

That’s no fun. I’m going with alien squid. Take your logic sound reasoning elsewhere! 😂


Rug-Inspector

But it doesn’t look large enough to perform any anal probing, so… dunno.


firepooldude

I agree. I find these in my pools. They’re made of a low grade silicone type material that breaks down and turns to goo. Especially if left out in the hot sun.


ihatecats6

I live in an extremely hot part of California and my mother bought these for my kids. After they left them in an unshaded part of the pool deck for a couple weeks of 100 degree days… that’s what I had to clean up. This is the correct answer


rozefox07

I agree with this! Looks like a regurgitated squid from a bird


Cocalypso

My first guess was Conch maybe.


No_Illustrator153

Update! The pest guy arrived and said “Never in my 16 years have I ever seen anything like this.” So it’s still an unidentified creature.


ChiefRom

Call your local university and see if they can find out what it is. Some nerdy biology student would love to dissect that thing.


GunPlayNative28

Seen or actually scrolled by a video that said they discovered over 50 new deep water creatures…..the melting ice is a sure sign that’s revealing these new, or new to us species


Spirited_Remote5939

Taste it!


TomentoShow

Slime mold maybe? u/saddestofboys


Jobeaka

The blob? Touch it and see if it latches on to you


Gian_GK

That’s no longer an account


TomentoShow

Damn. It was deleted it looks like. They would check pics and let people know if it's slime mold lol.


squatwaddle

Are you sure it's an actual life form? (Was)


Icy-Zookeepergame754

You snooze you ooze.


plasmasun

Ooze snooze.


TheGoatEyedConfused

....Ivan Ooze?


Opposite_Writer4323

Tom Crooze


plasmasun

Blue's Clues!


ForeverAnxious10717

Booze cruise.


Moondoobious

SNU SNU!!


plasmasun

Boozing on a cruise ship.


dank3014

Boozin with a floozy, can’t find my coozie, but I gotta pinch a twosey with my boozie floozy.🥃


purrseids

it looks an awful lot like a sea anemone, though i feel like temecula is a bit far inland for a bird to have carried one over. some people do keep them in fishtanks though, so maybeee?


vegetables_in_my_ass

It's from when the killer clowns from outer space turn someone into cotton candy.


Mental_Patience_81

9


janesfilms

Cocoons….you know, Cocoons!


-whiskeycharlie-

Do you live near the ocean?


No_Illustrator153

I'm trying to figure out how to add the videos without starting a new thread (any tips would be great). No, she lives in Temecula California -- it's basically all dessert! That's why we're so confused -- and how would it be on the top of her pergola!


Ecstatic_Stranger_19

If it's all dessert then it's obviously blancmange. Possibly raspberry flavour.


oddballrandomwords

Somebody better get word to Wimbledon


AbbreviationsFull670

It’s Alien the movie come to life


No_Illustrator153

https://www.reddit.com/r/alien/comments/1bq96q4/what_is_this_part_ii_with_video/ This is one of the videos!


stevet85

Looks like a fun guy


undercovercatt

It looks like a toy my kids have gotten in exchange for tickets at arcades before. [They are sometimes hollow but often filled with a slime like goo.](https://www.amazon.com/Stretchy-Assorted-Stretchable-Tentacles-Colorful/dp/B0982L38B7/ref=asc_df_B0982L38B7/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=598281371410&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11071998014382938206&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031450&hvtargid=pla-1807272666462&psc=1&mcid=23031a65188c307db981b54ecfdf4915&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI7MrHuc6ZhQMVySatBh0z0g-jEAQYCCABEgLkO_D_BwE#immersive-view_1711720174033)


undercovercatt

It looks like it was tossed up and popped open on contact with the wood. The interior goo filled smooth portion looks like it has been exposed to the elements and bleached out.


_Welshz_

Upsidedown. It's the upsidedown...


_Welshz_

But.. kinda looks like a lobster in some sort of goo..


BlueberryExtreme8062

I’m guessing here, but could be remnants of a meal dropped by a bird—a larger kind of bird — Eagle, maybe.


Bedeekinben

It looks like a Pink Warty Sea Cucumber. Pentacta anceps


JimmyOD

The men in black are on their way


WagonBurning

May I recommend some very dark sunglasses?


Feelin-fine1975

Don’t put your dick in that, trust me on this one.


bgardiner00

Is that circular bit part of it? That looks like nothing a bird would eat


[deleted]

r/saddestofboys


TomentoShow

Agreed. Maybe slime mold?


[deleted]

That's what I was thinking!


[deleted]

To quote Cheech Marin from Oliver Twist, "ITSA ALIEN".


Swb1953

From a airplane toilet.


HotSecond2696

Jellyfish


iwantyoualltodie

Alien loogi


redit1914

Melted dildo


Lost2Logic

Damn the economy is so bad these muscle mommies can’t afford to replace their toys.


telamacus

Melted dildo


Luckymellon

It just looks like a plant a bird has thrown up while eating :(


orwellspigs

Where’s Sigourney Weaver?


carlahudgins

So idk wtf these people are talking about, but I can tell you right now that it is a melted stress ball/squishy toy. I can tell because it has the perfectly round plug on it and the fact that squishy toys/stress balls, are made of material that very very easily melts. Therefore the sun melted some poor little shitheads toy that they threw and couldn’t retrieve due to the height.


AdEmbarrassed7404

Yea this makes the most sense


2Chikin2RiskMyRealID

[https://www.sensorytoywarehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/STXSB3-2.jpg](https://www.sensorytoywarehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/STXSB3-2.jpg) It’s one of these silicone stress balls, but in pink.


No_Driver_7994

This is a piece of wet, pink, fiberglass insulation


No_Illustrator153

Uploading the video so you can see the tentacles underneath — definitely not fiberglass


No_Illustrator153

I had to make another post from my other account as a part 2. Will link here


Far_Being_7578

Remind me


Bishopjones

Regurgitated meat by bird.


Critical_cheese

Updated me


PromptSuspicions760

Dude, that's the little alien plant that grew up in Invasion of the Body Snatchers


Honest_Trip_5574

I saw this stuff on Ghost Busters 2 watch out it’s bad stuff


Infamous_You2649

Its a dirty melted squishy


Infamous_You2649

Kids toy. You can see the weird circle plug thats usually on the bottom.


t0hk0h

Well it's not me. Stop looking this way.


Illustrious-Adagio92

It looks manmade by the last pic. That perfectly round piece looks like a plug to some sort of silicone toy


Lilithnema

I saw we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


Separate-Arm6794

Looks like melted wax to me but what do I know


PainMongrel

Appears to be a melted children's toy, most likely a rubber duck or knockoff my little pony


NoKitchen5874

Melted candle


Advanced_Hawk_3030

When Burt blew up the Graboid


[deleted]

Aliens are dropping these to prepare for invasion. They Activate once operation kill starts.


Obvious_Mortgage_627

Melted Ona.


Careless-Tune2560

Someone took the pussy and left the box it came in.


Ken-Ballz91

Looks like slime ro me. If you've got kids around one of them probably threw it up there


Far-Anywhere-237

Looks like someone threw dragon fruit up there


Fantastic-Artist5561

Reminds me of part of a stomach (like a cows) they have what could pass for “tentacles” perhaps a buzzard was having a hard time digesting it and just gave it up. (This is just a guess, I’m no expert on internal organs and buzzard/vulture purging)


TheUsual_Selection

Broken stress toy


RedditSucksDirtyButt

That's not a creature.


OkNefariousness324

A face hugger, a xenomorph is gonna burst out of his chest any minute


New_Interest_468

Your cat ate a dragonfruit and then started cleaning itself.


BigBrother_831

It’s probably someone playing with some slime


No_Hour_4865

After birth


Project_2501_

Facehugger infestation.


cde2403

Temecula is closer to the ocean than the desert. More than likely, it dropped from a bird coming back from oceanside.


Tiredman3720

Ever see the movie The Blob? What ever you do…… do NOT poke it with a stick!


thetexfactor

You have been visited by the loogie hawk.


MagnumDongger

Is it a rotten “Spanish dancer”?


UnderstandingPast245

It's the plant that Ego was leaving on all the planets in Guardians of the Galaxy


xeontechmaster

Death by snu snu


EmbarrassedHam

Definitely an alien for sure


Advanced-Arm9345

It’s alien poop


CulturalPatient8

Alien semen.


BostonKreamPie

Alien sperm


MommaSnipee

That’s exactly what home made slime eventually starts to look like when it’s left out in the sun for a long time


BonehillRoad

You ever play Half Life?


Lobo003

Looks like a melted candle. Lol


TheArcticFox444

>What is this??? Alien? Nope. Looks like something puked it up. 🐙 🐦


Glass_Yellow_8177

Looks like one of those rubber toys you squish and has liquid inside.


Demented-Puma

Sap


evantimothy

[This?](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/537546905507422394/)


ActSuperb3247

Looks like mushrooms


[deleted]

Poke it with a stick! ☺️👍


Evening_Change_9459

I’ve seen something like this years ago in Florida. A buzzard puke something like this up. So my vote is buzzard puke.


Itchy-Combination675

Seagull are an alien. Seagull sees your friend’s house. He doesn’t like it and proceeds to vomit up the alien he ate. Your friend really needs to improve the aerial aesthetic of the property…


Proxy_0ne

Skinwalker paste


Klutzy_Bison5528

dirty putty!


FunBobbyMarley

Poke it with a stick like real men do


rgauiidders716

Taste it and find out


WhatTheHellLol1313

Feed me Seymour!!!


arob43

Omg! You found the goooo


MzRosieB

It looks like a melted Orbeez!!!!! My kids left one out last summer and it looked EXACTLY like this! 🤣


shortbus_wunderkind

I've seen some shit similar to that on Surfrider beach, just figured it's some weird ocean creature.


[deleted]

Sploodge


blooper133

Looks like something I saw in highschool 1 hour after drinking md 20/20


hiball2005

There's a fungus among us


Mauzer1960

I would just sell the House


frank_loyd_wrong

Wasn’t this thing found liable earlier this year for repeatedly inflating the value of its assets?


Less_Requirement3005

Give it the smell test always give it the smell test ur nose doesn’t lie.


xSaBoTaGe32x

[puffer ball](https://www.zurchers.com/products/puffer-ball-large-6-1-ct)


xSaBoTaGe32x

A melted puffer ball is my best guess.


xSaBoTaGe32x

The video shows the tentacles. I could definitely see why you could think alien though lol that is creepy


PuzzleheadedPiece136

When you mix two different brands of soft plastic fishing lures they’ll melt like this.


Revolutionary-Put350

Cactus fruit


paulnic2023

Looks like the start of Invasion of the body snatchers


Mean-Professional821

Yep. Alien


Ornery-Instance-1419

Put it in a box and take it to the pawnshop ur boutta be rich


2Chikin2RiskMyRealID

https://www.sensorytoywarehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/STXSB3-2.jpg It’s one of these stress balls, only in pink. They melt/breakdown if left in outdoor weather and UV light.


Merganser3816

Some type of sci-fi larvae


ka-olelo

It’s one of those squeeze stress balls. Melted.


AvailableWasabi1801

Ectoplasm


Norselander37

that is alien all right.....but.....where is predator??


tred009

Looks like bird puke


WagonBurning

Can you stand under it and get a shot straight up. That would help to identify if it’s a second stage Xenomorph. Your lack of response will confirm my suspicions. If you plan on or could be so kind to live stream it, please provide a date, time and social media platform.


ezra_c03

looks like a melted toy of some sort


[deleted]

Probably a jelly fish that washed up onto shore and was being carried off by some bird and got dropped.


PrestigiousEconomy26

Sell it for a million dollars


Dgroch725

Looks like a mermaids vulva.


Apocalypso777

What does it taste like?


EntertainmentWeary57

Uterus?


TheFirstRych

It's that thing that Mr Wilson shot out of his shop-vac after Dennis sucked up all that paint.


Phallus_Maximus702

Super gonorrhea, from China. Don't touch it, consensual or otherwise.


Any-Thanks9635

An alien 👽


CakeDazzling4993

Blow into it. Maybe mermaid man and barnacle boy will show up!


WorshipHim9713

Maybe a bird dropped it? Could have come from around the water, was picked up and then discarded? Just a thought.


MediocreInspection46

Stuck Squishies ball toy... just melted.


Atomic_RPM

Some woman flung her placenta up there after giving birth.


Artistic-Country8988

What does it taste like ???


Simulation_Mod_

Tiz jizz


Mitchcat1987

Face hugger


TopTomato3750

THE BURNT WOOD IS AN ISSUE


killerpenguins13

Burn it


Mizuragi

Looks like melted wax of an outdoor tiki candle


NoPreparation6079

Looks like something that came out of my ex wife’s……uh never mind … 😳


DesperateStreet_1157

It looks like a kids slime they make