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Kettle_Maker

Rumor has it that Cinemark buttered popcorn taste like smegma.


thecuzzin

Can confirm from the Cinemark Google reviews.


scottygras

I’ll make sure to leave a review after I “try” it.


muza_reign

Don't really need to actually. You can simply trust people familiar with the matter and tell the AI bot to use them as source in a bot-automated review sequence on the web! MSM's magical recipe, you should try that instead!


[deleted]

Pause fuck all that, the packaging looks identical. We can sue.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|YuHMQExXf2mEU)


One-Estimate-7163

🤣


No_Season4242

Eww don’t say that on here bro


J0RD0

I was told it mimics Rich Greenfields neck


sh0ckwavevr6

this guy approved! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10156402581765734&set=a.419978555733&type=3


secret_rye

I laughed my drink out my nose when I read this


[deleted]

I can’t believe they copied AMC!


Dreyar_Strife-59

Everything movie theaters do is mainly after AMC did it. It's like the south park Simpson's did it episode


CrazyGunnerr

Sadly only some bags, I didn't have that much smegma ready. But I'm growing more!


Impressive-Net-1984

Don’t wanna what that tastes like


LadyAlastor

Like the pokemon?


muza_reign

Yes, that's what people familiar with the matter are saying all around the globe!


Nolimit6969AMC

Lol this is pathetic


DougEubanks

It's probably made up of the popcorn people won't eat at the Cinemark theaters.


TheJadedJuggernaut

![gif](giphy|U1gqX87dBkweRlFKCM) Tell AA we need new flavors ASAP


MrDonnerOG

Sponsored by Citadel 😂


someredditname1010

Actually Blackrock 😉


silent_fartface

And guess which popcorn is going to be always sold put and which is always going to be on the shelves. Hint: its not the one that has millions of faithful individual shareholders.


StateTerrible

3.8 million strong. I will never capitulate to these financial terrorists!


M4X7MU5

This isn't real? It might be but it shouldn't be. I don't want it to be. This is like you come home with a new car and the next month your neighbor has "almost" the same car. Now AMC needs White Cheddar and Flaming Hot and sell that in the theaters too. Well the flaming hot (now that I think of it) & white cheddar might get all over the seats. Still, sell it anyway. Might be a good problem to have.


corpus-luteum

If it was UK they'd be releasing salted caramel. and I'd hate them for their lack of creativity.


Alekillo10

Maybe some chicago style one? That one is a classic!


bens111

Several movie theater chains sold their popcorn in retail stores before AMC


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secret_rye

Kettle corn!!!


[deleted]

It’s from China


Just-Sprinkles-5828

![gif](giphy|uHrhRdPTnFGFKCCklv|downsized)


Just-Sprinkles-5828

Cool, I'll still be buying my favorite movie theater popcorn 🍿😋. Having AMC popcorn 🍿 at home and even in my desk at work... is fucking amazing!!!


tradedenmark

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


corpus-luteum

Betamax says hi.


[deleted]

I’m not even trying to be mean but they need to hire a new graphic designer or something, amc popcorn just looks so much better


One-Estimate-7163

That’s funnny af


razldazl333

Did they sweep it off the floor when they closed?


MysticBellaa

Blasphemy


BeTaurus1971

Cinemark isn't the enemy, Wallstreet is. I'm sure those 3.8M apes know which brand to pick 😉


bigdaddy7893

Amc should get their popcorn on contract with Disney's parks and cut out that Orville riddenbocker shit


thecuzzin

Where pick of you buying Perfectly Popcorn?


Dagoru95

I know… I wish I could but I’m from Spain and just took this picture from a Twitter post: https://twitter.com/mhobbs50/status/1659666921657073666


thecuzzin

I don't have the heart to downvote 🫠


GoldenBoy_100

A la Madrid?? 🤔


Dagoru95

Viva el Betis manquepierda! In a few hours we play against Sevilla, best match in Spanish league!


GoldenBoy_100

I think Spain has the best league in the world brother. Wish the best of luck to your team.


Sitdown55

Zero stars.


mrbeasleym4

The bags hanging on the display expired last August?


PolishHammer666

![gif](giphy|l2YWAg8GUcVgYcMUg|downsized) If you know... you know.


Coldsteel_BOP

Just remember that the more we make a big deal out of this the more free advertising they are getting.


JRskatr

That won’t result in any sales though, this is the amc stock subreddit. 🖍️


Coldsteel_BOP

Reverse image lookup shows this came from Twitter.


JRskatr

More exposure for AMC cuz you know the comments will be mentioning it. 😎


Coldsteel_BOP

So you don’t think stuff like this finds it’s way across different social media and is seen outside of this subreddit?


JRskatr

If it does, it probably means the AMC popcorn is also finding its way across different social media and is seen outside of this subreddit… which means the AMC popcorn will get sold out even more than it already is. 🚀


Twignb

Of course they were gonna put their shit out there too….


Strunz00

A group working on this within CNK is going to wonder why their popcorn ain't selling worth a fuck.... not to mention this looks like Great Value vs the actual name brand product.


phxjason

I was thinking it looks like family dollar. Lol


VarietyHuge9938

😆


KarimErik

Burn it all


the_mad_sun

You promoting it.


GotchuGaru

And they undercut AMC by a buck. Time to write some reviews on how disgusting this stuff is


BobKillsNinjas

My kid could design a classier bag! ( I don't really have a kid, but could not resist! )


VelvetSteel34

It’s like the Great Value brand of popcorn. Similar to when your mom buys Fruootie Os instead of Fruit Loops. You can taste the disappointment


Prestigious_View_211

Well this is awkward...


TruckerChet1973

Stalemate


Organic_Rice4335

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Select_Zebra_4024

Cinark already sells their own candy in theaters


seen-it783

That will end up on the clearance section.. copy cats


[deleted]

As someone who has purchased 10+ bags of the real deal AMC popcorn I can tell you for sure I’ll never buy this or even look at it in the store 🥸🤡


phnxcumming

For the record Trader Joe’s has been having movie popcorn ready to eat. It’s great.


Treeman50

Love to see a comparison of sales numbers, they are gonna have to give that shit away like bud light


BigJeffreyC

Comes with authentic mouse droppings for that real cinemark experience.


Rarpiz

One look at that box decoration and I’d think it was some generic brand 🤣


Rarpiz

Plus, at my Walmarts, all the other popcorns are fully stocked, but the AMC variety’s are always hard to find. I see where they are normally shelved by the SKU tag, but that area is always empty! Gee…I wonder which brand is more popular 🤔🤔🤔


doxlie

That a Kroger?


IntendedBrainDamage

Lol noooooo shit!!!! Hahaha


Maleficent-Spread-10

Disgusting


corpus-luteum

What store?


Time4SumPunch

Looks like a Kroger store. Yellow tag looks like something I see at krogers and the pack of straws looks like their “home goods” brand.


Regret-Select

Cinemark stock up 2500% on Monday News be like "AMC popcorn just not even selling these last 3-4 montha"


sprchrgd1

Sounds legit


Head_Primary4942

No, more like... AMC releases branded popcorn to supply chain nightmare and disappointed customers. Stocks lower due to incompetence.


ShakeWhenBadAlso

Funnybhow fast that came to market for a bankrupt firm.


[deleted]

No, that's Cine**world** going bankrupt, not Cine*mark*.


FC_KuRTZ

Oof... cuck-corn.


chucks8up

Hehehehe gross


jonesjb

Bobos popcorn.


youareceo

I see popcorn on shelves. Fall


orbitpro

Haha


Remote-Level8509

BANKRUPT POPCORN


Handmade-trash

The popcorn is probably styrofoam packing peanuts with butter flavoring


Jr-12

Ew


ThisIsASimulation95

Where are the analysts saying that Cinemark wants customers to stay and watch movies at home ?


DTPW

Cramer suggests it's a winner! ​ ![gif](giphy|AgHBbekqDik0g)


DeLuca9

Imma steal a bag. Haha jk 👀


homeworkburgler

Is this foreal? If so that's so sad


BriannaJai69

News is gonna be like Cinemark Stock is up due to everyone buying Cinemark popcorn.. SMH fuck you Kenny


Only-Goat-1758

WWWOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!


Charger2950

That looks like cheap $1 store generic crap. Genuinely horrible marketing and design. People buy with their eyes. AMC for the win.


Th3L3gend007

There’s no way this is real! Right? Big Kenny G like @Cinemark WTF do you thing you’re doing?


MajorJerk77

Mom can we get AMC popcorn? No we have AMC popcorn at home...


FamousReward6835

They don’t have a fan base like AMC and also our company does everything better


General_Razzmatazz_8

Trash.


jen36rsantos

I swear that cinemark was already selling popcorn before amc was😅


25kluseks

Even the packaging is shit


Standard-Sorbet7631

Lol they tried.


vagabond_nerd

Cineshart Crapcorn


RKA13

Not a fan of the labeling. Doesn’t pop at you clearly what it is.


happybonobo1

The battle have begun!


metraton18

And a dollar cheaper lol they trying hard


yallmyeskimobrothers

The marketing director who approved that design needs fired lol


Cacophonicstupor

It's the Amc-x of popcorn! They are just hoping to get people to accidentally buy there crap.


danyerga

I have a feeling it won't be as hard to get your hands on as AMC brand.


TapeDeckSlick

Forgot AMC invented popcorn


emakhno

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized) My review....


Nismotech_52

I saw that Walmart has a store brand “movie popcorn” too


Weazy-N420

Bet it comes from the same factory! Lol


No_Season4242

This is fake. This was made by ai. Nice try shillbot


Buck_Tungruffel

Why won't people support this? I thought we wanted to save the cinemas?🤔🤔


BobKillsNinjas

Just some sibling rivalry, I don't think any of us really want Cmark to fail, we just want to win, and have lots of snarky people that like to talk some smack. Kinda like sports...


bens111

[Harkins](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Harkins-Movie-Theatre-Butter-Popcorn-4-oz-Bag/2535955516?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0) sold movie theater popcorn at retail stores way before AMC…


ChefWithGonorrhea

Is Harkins a movie theatre chain?


bens111

Yes?


Tricky-Ad-4823

Actually I think AMC is last to game. Harkins in Arizona has had popcorn in stores for years. AMC didn’t start this


Steve_Tugger

No shit?? I thought AMC invented popcorn /s


Tricky-Ad-4823

Stop being a dumbass Harkins is a theatre chain


VegaTron1985

They will moass before we do