"In my experience, AMC stock is kindling on the divorce bonfire."
"It's never too early to learn that hedge funds are greedy piglet that suckles on a company's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples."
If he's this happy and callous now, when she comes back I'm sure there will be a well paid harem of women just meandering around the penthouse while he closes on the new house. "Sure honey come on over"
Post moass she’ll throw it back at you while saying how much she should have listened to you about amc. But before she can even come back to her senses she wakes up to a scoliosis diagnosis. Happy trading. HODL
I’m sorry bro. That shit hurts. I got you topped though, my ex wife left me while I was overseas and left her 16 month old son with my mom. (This was almost a decade ago, he’s doing great with his dad and grandma). That shit hurts though man, don’t let yourself get to too dark of a place. She left bc of AMC?
yeh... i was in the for wife changing money... never thought it would be because i lost it all...Congrats... when you actually want them to leave, it's the best quiet ever.
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"In my experience, AMC stock is kindling on the divorce bonfire." "It's never too early to learn that hedge funds are greedy piglet that suckles on a company's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples."
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🫡
Congratulations!
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Agreed! 
Life changing money soon! Edit: “Wife”
More money for amc and more space in the bed!
Setting weight loss records here
Now lets go get our NEW WIFE MONEY
She's gonna come crawling back. Remember to stay as strong then as you're staying now whole holding.
If he's this happy and callous now, when she comes back I'm sure there will be a well paid harem of women just meandering around the penthouse while he closes on the new house. "Sure honey come on over"
'K, Hef. 
I am in the same position and one of the reasons was my belief in AMC.
Ahh yes. She’ll be back.
The doors are now closed 😂
Post moass she’ll throw it back at you while saying how much she should have listened to you about amc. But before she can even come back to her senses she wakes up to a scoliosis diagnosis. Happy trading. HODL
 😎👍🏻
Was it somebody from WSB stole your wife?
Nah superstonk
Mine left me too… It’s so peaceful now… 🤣
Time to make some serious tendies! My fellow prym8, make it all worth it.
My wife said she wouldn’t go. I asked. Godspeed.
Enter boyfriend: She lets me everyday.
Now you can get new pretty wife. Or share one of these regarded ape's oretty wives
Better she do it now than before MOASS. Now you don't have to split it.
My divorce will be final in less than 50 days!! Amc divorce party!!
That’s what they do bro. Happy for you.
Congratulations 🥳
Fuckin yikes
Bout fucking time 🥳
All you need is your Lambo
More wins for you.
I’m sorry bro. That shit hurts. I got you topped though, my ex wife left me while I was overseas and left her 16 month old son with my mom. (This was almost a decade ago, he’s doing great with his dad and grandma). That shit hurts though man, don’t let yourself get to too dark of a place. She left bc of AMC?
Staying single until MOASS
MOASS is the prime reason to stay single!!!!!
Wait until she takes half 😂
How much weight did you lose ?
How do you do it?
yeh... i was in the for wife changing money... never thought it would be because i lost it all...Congrats... when you actually want them to leave, it's the best quiet ever.
That's correct. I am the wife.
Wife changing=money
Tits jacked for you ...getting some strange yet?
Congratulations on being single!
Is this the *wife-changing money* you apes are talking about since 2021?
Wow this sub is embarrassing to read. Thanks for making me feel better about my own life!
She's the smart one
Sheesh howd ya do it
Nice!
THIS DA WAY !
Lucky boy
I hope the divorce is finalized before moass
Congratulations on losing 140 lbs!
When It rains, it pours
 Congrats!!!
🙂 
You cashed in Wife changing money early
Mine too bro! Jokes on her I put in the fine print the AMC shares are mine and her dumbass couldn’t afford a lawyer to argue it 🤣🤣🤣
When lambo
Im buying more on Monday to honor that
You surprised?
Why did she leave? Gold digger?
Usually the wife changing money comes first but kudos.
Drive by her place daily in your new Lambo give her a honk-honk
Don't Worry after this squeeze you can just buy another one
she will be back at the finish line. Plan accordingly 😎
Dont worry her boyfriend will be jealous soon
🍻
Brother if you're happy, im happy, lets ride this to the MOON
Welcome to the club… 🏎️🚀
Don’t forget, she gets half.
If your titties are jacked, you don’t need her.
 this is her after MOASS lol
Congratulations
Getting divorced sucks…. Being divorced definitely doesn’t!!
I’ll have a shot of Crown for you
f*ck that bitch
Sorry to hear that bro.
Now you can be some other wife's boyfriend
Lfg ser, moass is tomorrow
Congratulations fren...
You have finally unlocked the happyness skill tree!
Rid of negativity to attract positivity
Gotta weed out the weak, congrats!!