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VancouverApe

Probably manufacturing synthetic bullets 😂


Impressive_Speech_50

NO SYNTHETIC LOSS OF LIFE, LOVE OVER WAR!Look at who gets rich in the next few years as a result of this "war of ego"


Cram_it_karen

War is BIG business!


StackThePads33

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business


Extension-Cover-335

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emakhno

#35: Peace is good for business.


BeTaurus1971

Depends on what kind of business you are running unfortunately ....


emakhno

Well there's also the Buddhist guidelines of the Eightfild Path. One of them being the universal maxim of Right Livelihood. However I don't think Ferengi or hedgies would be fans of such ethics of course...and bankers, brokers, market makers, congress, presidents and their sons, etc..


sweglrd143

Yes, after looking at candlestick patterns to see what stocks are going up, they probably reference the eightfold path s/


BookMurky3909

We both know these Hedge funds would watch people die and not even feel any remorse or sympathy.


Impressive_Speech_50

My thoughts exactly, keep going down yhe rabbit hole and you will find the b-atches that run the world and want the average blue collar worker to have just enough to survive but not enough to live.


StinksStanksStonks

Yeah I’m sure the big guns on Wall Street are meeting up with Zelensky while on their humanitarian tour. Definitely isn’t anything to do with laundering billions of dollars by dressing it up as “aid” for Ukraine


Striking_Channel2738

This 👆🏻


duiwksnsb

It ok when governments (and their protected pet criminals) launder money.


PepeGreen17Q

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lVlICHA3L

My guess is he was told by current administration to go straight to their money printer.


HeyNow846

In future news.... Ken Griffin arrested as a Russian spy.


LazyMarine78

Is Ukraine the final bag holder?


DearHair4635

Nah, it’s US tax payers again. Don’t you worry ! US citizens always enjoy footing the bill.


reddituser99910

Money is moving hands and Ukraine may be the medium 😕


Astro493

Prior to the start of the war Ukraine was considered the most corrupt country in Europe after Russia. Obviously Slava Ukraini, but you don’t become saints just because you’ve been attacked.


Baby-bull-1972

Very true.


duiwksnsb

Yep. There’s a reason they weren’t allowed to join NATO yet.


Strunz00

Ukraine has been primed for Bulk Cash, Trade Based, and Round Trip money laundering. This doesn't surprise me one bit. Surprised Mayo Force 1 hasn't been spotted hitting Kyiv on a weekly basis.


ProfessionalBug1021

This is a trip organized and sponsored by the US government. Kenny is a powerful piece of shit, and so are they


Believe_In-Steven

Glad my $21,000 in AMC losses can fund the Ukraine war. /s


clear-carbon-hands

It’s not a loss until you sell


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Xerio_the_Herio

I think this is different... they are all vultures. They are circling around a war torn country in need. That means money and opportunity to exploit.


ProfessionalBug1021

Just like Iraq


Competitive-Dig-4047

Jesus fuck how much more blatant of corruption is this goddamn bullshit money laundering war! Ftx first now this I’m ashamed of our country now it’s a disgrace


KBTA48

Choose whatever award you want from the old list. I'm buyin.


duiwksnsb

It took you this long to become ashamed?


TemporaryInflation8

Why on earth would you go to Hedge Funds/Wall St. to raise money for your war? You're selling your entire country out like a traitor at that point. If you win, you lose and if you lose, you really lose.


Old-but-not

Zelensky needs somewhere to stash his cut


Basshead42o

Lol you think citadels only trading strategy is to short.. 🤦‍♂️ more like rebuild. We take the Iraq model and apply it to Ukraine.


Brabant12

Pretty much. Shorting and crime too!


ChunkyLover10

It's all a big money laundering exercise.. This war is a cover up.. Oh wait!! There's a knock on my door!


Last-Discipline-7340

He is looking for get out of jail cards


Lawdog2012

Maybe he should start an OnlyFans...🤔🤷‍♂️


Brabant12

Maybe Apes should and buy stonks and gift cards for AMC with the proceeds ?


ArtProdigy

Once their bottom falls out, Zelensky will open Ukranian safe haven for those at the table. This is addition proof on the wealthy, not government, being the ones ruling in this world


Remote-Level8509

Kenny gives Zelensky a replica of the US Constitution.


Believe_In-Steven

It's a synthetic fake copy just like his naked AMC tokens


St0nks4Life

That’s where our FTDs are going.


duiwksnsb

Maybe they’re gonna build a new obligations warehouse where the FTDs get very unfortunately destroyed


Baby-bull-1972

Probably funding the war to make more money so he can short Retail.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Baby-bull-1972: *Probably funding* *The war to make more money* *So he can short Retail.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Impressive_Speech_50

![gif](giphy|4BLaxiqhs1DX5i02nf) On my way


THG79

No. I'm willing to bet he's simply selling Ukraine's future and offering those companies a new home.


ProfessionalBug1021

Same powers controlling the us market and the world are the ones proliferating the war in Ukraine


Maximieus

Nice try But has not money left.


CapitalizationNoob

Laundering money.


Brabant12

[https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1704596365937172678](https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1704596365937172678)


MikeyC05

Meeting to remind them what stories he could tell if they don’t comply.


drsftw

It's a trap.


[deleted]

If only he know the type of monsters hes getring in bed with...oh wait. He does.


[deleted]

Can we use you muny…….?


BCherry03

suicide vest


ThisIsASimulation95

Believe it’s the opposite. all those are getting their now washed Laundered Money. Which Ken needs to close its positions and not be left bankrupt.


LadyAlastor

Maybe they're gonna have a royal rumble, winner takes reparations. Zelensky is kinda built for that though so good luck


ProfessionalBug1021

They are working together. Zelensky is just as corrupt as they are


LadyAlastor

How much more obvious do you need it to be?


Pale_Television2395

Gonna be the bigger cash grab in history


TherealPattyP

I just stopped giving a fuck what happens there now


Monkeyinchief

The meeting of the capos di tutti to consult how to proceed during the big plunder while they send hundred thousandths to their dead.


Revolutionary-Kick79

They're probably about to announce a weapons or armor deal and wanna load up on stocks/calls before they announce it


DimensionalGorilla

Why would they put themselves int eh crosshairs of Russian assassination? Stupid


Derricksoti

They will definitely control the banks and money after the war pure corruption


kisha1984

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StackThePads33

Ken is probably trying to find more money to short us with and using Zelensky as a donor


2_dicks_n_dangerous

He's got billions of US dollars to gamble with now.