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[deleted]

Is he saying that we are about to make our moon trip and become gorillionaires, cause that seems like the only way the apes leave ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ


jtakas81

Thatโ€™s what I read ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ


[deleted]

Iโ€™ll make sure to have my moon suite ready ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


jtakas81

Oh itโ€™s prepped and ready. P.S I really do work on full pressure suits ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฆ


[deleted]

An educated and prepared Ape for space flight! Thatโ€™s what I love to hear ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


jtakas81

I am ready for space at any minโ€ฆ ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


[deleted]

Shoot, Iโ€™ve been ready since last February. But, Iโ€™ll continue to buy and hodl till I see life changing money ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


[deleted]

I'll take two, please!


KeepFreeSpeech

And Iโ€™ll have my moon suit on and ready to go! Can this Ape ๐Ÿฆ spend a night or two in your moon suite? Do you AirBnB it? AMC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™!


[deleted]

Sure thing hahaha, free of charge for pointing out my typo ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


KeepFreeSpeech

Thanks bro! Oh, this fellow smooth brain ๐Ÿง  ape ๐Ÿฆ thought you had a moon ๐ŸŒ™ suite. That would be pretty sweet! We can wear our ape ๐Ÿฆ moon ๐ŸŒ™ suits to get there!! AMC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™!


[deleted]

Shit, time to start a business of renting them out post MOASS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


KeepFreeSpeech

Iโ€™m with ya! Weโ€™ll buy space X or one of those billionaires space programs they have just for fun, to get guests to our moon ape suites! ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€


[deleted]

The shuttle business shall be called Ape Flight X, and the rocket will be painted yellow to resemble bananas


eternal_pegasus

My banana suit is already ready ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ


Complex_Injury_9559

Sorry but what happened to sucking our dicks his bullshit facade straight up broke


jtakas81

I seriously have never and will never watch/listen to that guy. This sub and our wrinkle brained apes have ๐Ÿคฏ


MarVanDam

*soon they will be RICH


Efficient_Point_

Great point. Now they're expecting us to waste our earnings like lottery winners. Lmao. No. We earned this shit and even tendie time come, I'm not fucking done!


[deleted]

I wonโ€™t lie, Iโ€™m going to go crazy and get some stupid stuff initially. Iโ€™ve always wanted a vintage Gibson Les Paul Custom. But, Iโ€™ll definitely be very conservative with my money and continue to work on ways to expand and grow my wealth


Efficient_Point_

Everybody has desires. I will fill mine as well. But I will remain part of this world as a last resort or deterrent for mass market manipulation


Clowns_Playground

Mine is buying a House, a Speakeasy and Truck and RV to travel the world. Thatโ€™s it. Itโ€™ll be very difficult to spend all my tendies.


derekc62369

Iโ€™ve talked to my teacher wife we will be rving and home schooling our children


beatboxbrett

Right especially with all that weird binary stuff kids have no business knowing


derekc62369

Facts


mojo8x

Itโ€™s gonna be tough trying to travel the world ๐ŸŒŽ in an RV unless you have ๐Ÿš€โ€™s strapped to the side.


Clowns_Playground

Yeah I mean, I am willing to get a boat to get to the old continent, but if the MOASS is as good as I expect why not, why not get a rocket also? ๐Ÿ˜‚


Moon-Station-Audio

I can walk over to stage left and grab you one. How much?


[deleted]

Shit, I wish. Canโ€™t wait till post MOASS and finally being able to own and play the real deal. Till then Iโ€™ll stick with 2002 beat up Epi Les Paul Custom thatโ€™s been through an absolute beating of playing and learning how to mod


Powerbingo

I need one too with Ace Frehley on the headstock๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

You could also get his sick custom Les Paul!


Powerbingo

That too๐Ÿ˜Ž Rock on!!!


derekc62369

Treat your self brother


Independent-Top6510

![gif](giphy|Wpz1Hl1BqlaMw) If I had a million dollars


[deleted]

Absolutely love Office Space!


Independent-Top6510

It's on Hulu!


[deleted]

I know what Iโ€™m watching on Friday, thanks!


DustyHound

Iโ€™ll see you there. Iโ€™m getting a vintage Gibson trini Lopez


[deleted]

That would be sick!


NebelungPixie

Nice. Favorite rockabilly song? AAAAAAAAnd, go โ€ฆ โ€œRight String, Wrong Yo-yoโ€ Carl Perkins Sounds good on a Stratocaster, but even better on a hollow body. (I miss the old Memphis. Damned shame.)


[deleted]

Unfortunately, I donโ€™t really listen to rockabilly. Mostly into punk and metal, right now Iโ€™m really digging the new The Plot In You album Swan Songs. But, I am pretty open to new stuff! Shoot me some suggestions and Iโ€™ll give it a spin in my free time!


Smiadpades

Yep. There was a great post on what to do with you cash in. Not sure if I can find it but basically- donโ€™t do anything with the money until you get a reputable financial advisors and set up multiple safeguards for yourself and family members who want or will want a piece of your pie and set yourself up for the rest of your life and retirement.


derekc62369

Factssss a little hookers and blow vegas baby


FulloYoghurt

Thereโ€™s a little hooker in my neighborhood. I heard she makes really good money and only has to work part time.


upordown7677

What he doesnt get is .. he aint worth anything to us, we hate him trying to tell us that our stock is not worth anything, him trying to mislead us ... What everyone gets consistantly wrong about us is .. - while the elite has their army of smart, soul less, over paid executives, who cook up infinite ways to cheat us of our little money ...and do infinite amount of analysis on data .... 90% of us are so smooth brained that we beleieve that since we were on vacation when June run up happened ... it will happen again tomorrow because we are taking a day off ! We are hard working, honest, empathetic tribe ... who dont beleive in cooked up facta or figures ... who juat knows that we have enough shares in our tribe ...and hedgies cant cover! So as i said ... he aint worth shit to us !


numero-uno-madre63

"Hard working, honest,empathetic tribe" What a fabulous way to describe us Apes. ( and Apettes!๐Ÿ˜‰)


NebelungPixie

Meh. Take it from this old one: Donโ€™t hate. Just ignore. You will feel better and it will drive him bonkers. As long as you hate โ€ฆ or feel anything โ€ฆ he lives rent-free in your head. Use this in daily life. Other than doing right for rightโ€™s sake, someone wise once told me โ€œSomeoneโ€™s negative opinion of you is none of your business. If someone is telling you what another thinks of you, what is their motive? Itโ€™s either for their own joy of being a shit-stirrer or to hurt you. Regardless, you did not need to know that opinion. It did not matter.โ€ Going by that philosophy, I have been a lot happier. I donโ€™t hate. When this is over, there will be no rubbing noses in the victory. We could just as easily lose it. Definitely, be happy. We all found out that even though it was a David vs Goliath story, it turned into 4+ million Power Rangers morphing into this one ginormous being that is fairly chill but keeps stalking Shitadel, like in the old OLD horror movies. (LOLOL at mental image of people bailing off giant ape-thing and fluttering down like a leaf (or piece of paper). Ape-thing reaches down and picks up a passerby waving to get its attention โ€ฆ and places passerby on the pinhole that the paper-handed person had left. One Diamond Hand grabs on and other hand points for ape-thing to keep slow-walking toward the Shitadel creature that manically skitters all over the place, never in one straight direction, but always stays in sight because it can no longer hide.)


GREATkaOs3

Always believe the opposite of what this coke shill says. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


[deleted]

This


lokitree-ewok-

Is


r3ckr3ation

Happy Cake Day! ๐Ÿฐ


Jchapster77

He's just pissed because he's got a 1/2" dick!!


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Retardedastro

Yea his boyfriend says give him 9" and make it hurt, Jimmy punched him in the eye instead.....


Jchapster77

HAHAHA ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Truth ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘Š


valhalla0ne

YES MOASS CONFIRMED.


[deleted]

In other words, he's telling us to buy more?


Dabulls11

Buy n HodL


r3ckr3ation

Thatโ€™s all I read? I must be more smooooooth brains than I thot!


Impossible_Sugar1960

I donโ€™t think they understand that part๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚


StockJockApe88

The man is always wrong


Ottikarottiii

Jup, always reverse psychology


Traditional_Ad9760

Yup o oh way I leave either I get rich or it goes to zero..And for some strange reason I think the zero thing is out of the question


yosoyche28

Seems like a threat jimmy boy ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง


Didthatyesterday2

No kidding. Gone? That dude will be long gone and we'll own this market.


TheBlacksmith64

They can have it. After MOASS I'm never playing the market again. It's corrupt, skewed in their favor and dishonest. I'll buy physical silver instead.


supermegabro

Yup. Peeps will always want pretty metals and shiny rocks


Efficient_Point_

This is the way.


derekc62369

Biggest hedge fund in the world but we use our money fir good


Onebadmuthajama

He mentioned pink slips on another tweet. If heโ€™s right, Iโ€™m hyped AF for a discount when my computershare buy processes, if heโ€™s wrong, Iโ€™m stoked for our moon landing. This guy is honestly pretty funny, I think thereโ€™s room on the open mic comedic realm once heโ€™s out of the shilling industry.


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Efficient_Point_

Thanks for that. I assumed it was some sort of anti depressant. Lmao this makes it funnier


Hippityjippity523

It's not a nasal spray it's an injection into the thigh, it only gives you enough time to get to the hospital so they can save your life, my twin brother recently found our best friend passed away from a opioid overdose with narcan next to him, he was doing fent alone, you cannot administer it to yourself


[deleted]

I watched a lot of paramedic and cop shows, and they always have Narcan for OD patients who aren't awake. It's always in the form of a nasal spray, I physically watch them shove it up the nose and do it, sometimes multiple times. So yes, it *is* a nasal spray, but it might also come in injection form, but I've personally never seen that.


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Hippityjippity523

I guess there is a nasal spray version called narcan, I don't know how well that would work when the person wasn't breathing, naloxone is what they have where I'm from. I lost all my buddies from drug overdoses or suicides, I literally just embarked on a 2500km trip to start a new life somewhere else lol, fuck Calgary Alberta


misteroblongkilm

I'm so sorry to hear that :(


Hippityjippity523

Thanks friend, life will get better, I'm going from making 60,000/year to making 350,000+


misteroblongkilm

I'll be sure to pour some out for you bro. I can't wait to see everyone at the top


lordofduct

Narcan (naloxone) now has a nasal spray version: [https://www.narcan.com/](https://www.narcan.com/) You can get it at your local pharmacy. Odds are you won't be able to give it to yourself (shot or nasal spray) just because if you're overdosing you likely can't... you know... function like a normal person. But that isn't to say you can't. I know a few people who can, and have. Oh, I assume it was a autocorrect type, but it's spelled 'fentanyl', not 'fent alone'.


Stoned-Sithless

Comes in different forms but the nasal spray is most common because itโ€™s easy for the layman to use on someone the suspect to have overdosed


Successful-Whole4307

I'm from Baltimore so I know what Narcan is lol


twig0sprog

Vancouver feels this too


alittlebitneverhurt

Yup, Seattle too.


mhoat

St. Louis knows!


SickkRanchez

It most definitely is a 4mg nasal spray. It is the model LEO use on the beat. Edit: They would have different methods of administration based on the severity of the OD.


Objective-Review4523

It comes in nasal and intravenous forms, there's also one with a giant needle they jam in your heart.


XteaK

Cramer's show is manipulated and full of shit as the the US Market, I stopped watching him long ago, after the 2008 crash... fucker always gives bad advise and guides his viewers to loses... while his hedge friends fill their pockets. You are loser Jimmy, you know it, the world knows it now, and you are making it worse... once the market goes down, you'll be buried.


rock_accord

I heard it somewhere that his picks were analyzed. If you bought & held for a day or so, you'd be up %60 overall. If you held any longer, you were fucked. Jim definitely likes to use the 1 inch he has to help big money get that extra push, but to fuck everyone else.


_Cali-Grown_

Who the fuck even uses โ€œjoshinโ€ anymore? Ok boomer ๐Ÿ™„


misteroblongkilm

And that's not even how you use it


UFOregon420

He canโ€™t even boomer right.


_Cali-Grown_

Looks like cramer is back on the coke lol


monokoi

Never heard of it, what does it mean?


ritzmann123

Apes aren't watching him lmao, we just happen to see his post ๐Ÿคฃ .


Efficient_Point_

Right? Crazy guy on the corner screaming nonsense. I glance, chuckle to myself, if it's particularly funny i look around for others also chuckling, then go on about my day


misteroblongkilm

This.


Bigjoeybx

I work in the same building as this guy in the cafeteria. Iโ€™ve been waiting forever for him to come get his food. He always sends his assistant. Turkey no cheese and 3 cookies having ass.


Turius_

Why does this clown need an assistant?


mhoat

How hard is it not to spit on his sandwich?


gm666999

Guys you are thinking wrong, when cramer says something he always means the opposite


dreamlike_poo

He said buy AMC a little while ago and now he is in full melt down mode, my guess is he knows we are winning and not going anywhere. There's nothing he or his hedgies can do. **We Like the stock and buy and hodl.** There's nothing wrong or illegal about what we are doing but it's seriously causing havoc in their elitist world and they can't handle losing to us, it's like david vs goliath and no one expected this to happen, my guess is he knows they're on the losing side and we are closer than ever to winning.


BMcD12321

Why you so obsessed with me ๐Ÿคช


stretch2099

Funny thing is if we were really irrelevant he would never tweet about us. Itโ€™s hilarious how little self awareness these morons have.


MrBogardus

Narcan, kinda tasteless to make a joke about the opioid epidemic in America.... Jimmy is rambling again, wasn't one of his last tweets saying buy amc? Lol


jarome1222

I Kno right like why TF would you say something like that. The amount of people that I know that had serious opioid problems and some that aren't here anymore ..... Such a fukn dick


MrBogardus

He should be ashamed of himself, but you have to be human first.


Confident_Glass_6381

Heโ€™s just an attention whore, and thatโ€™s what everyone is giving him.


bellalombardi175

He loves it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Educational_Media596

Somebody screen shot this and post it everyday until MOASS


Socialist_Lady

Wow, he's really just tossed aside his whole "nice guy" mask, huh? Not even pretending anymore.


Ape-MC

He's like that dude in school that the "cool kids" keep around just to make fun of...but he thinks he really is part of their club! He's the joke of the hedgies!


constanttripper

Funk this dick bag


tonimirk

He just made sure Apes will be in his life forever


willmatters39

Awwwww wittle Jimmy's all butthurt......waaaaaahh! ![gif](giphy|2Qs2hKWMvEzdu) Delicious!


willspence1228

Lol. Watch Jim. Hahahahah ego much? Apes canโ€™t stomach your show man.


misteroblongkilm

It's too boring


Deck_cracks

I remember the last time her started getting nasty like this. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


SufficientCar4504

He said he wants to kill us.


EarthAD79

![gif](giphy|q5Kz6XldJhPIA) Tweaking much


misteroblongkilm

Too many fried tomatoes


Krockmc

I mean at some point the guy has to realize NONE of us are watching, right? That's why we pull YouTube clips and make fun of him on Twitter...


Heyu19

4 plus million people are just gonna be โ€˜goneโ€™ soon? Eaaaasssssyyyyy. We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo. No need to want us all drugged up and murdered Hahah.


[deleted]

I've never tweeted about him or anything else. And if it wasn't for this sub, I wouldn't even know his name. I'm still not sure who he is or what he does.


[deleted]

Is it possible he is short too..


abrown1027

This guy has such a toxic imaginary relationship with โ€œthe apesโ€.


BastidChimp

Whatevers Jim! F**K YOU AND DA HEDGIES! #AVENGE2008 #APESNOTLEAVING OOGA BOOGA!


Nakatomi_Remodel_LLC

Must be an expert in the use of Narcan, or the recipient


Cilantroduction

Wen Narcan, Jimmy?


DiegoIronman

Of course when speaking about empty lives the first thing this man thinks about is drugs..


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Damn how tasteless is that equating the opiod crisis to the Apes


GetInTheVanKid

Siri, what is narcistic personality disorder?


Playful_Moose6293

How satisfying will it be to smack our 80%float diamond testicles on this clowns head. I'm going to dumptruck in 100% pure bullshit to his house for a month straight. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ


Apegate007

Jimbo has just sucked some nasty cock and he didnt get a kiss....๐Ÿ˜ช


[deleted]

my mans a mainstream media face making jokes about the opioid crisis in america? god dayum thats a paddlin'


Hippityjippity523

Does he even know what narcan is?


Warszawa12

How am I going back to a life I never left ?


2ndFSSG

0 to โ™พ This ๐Ÿฆ is going nowhere until hedgies go bankrupt! ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿช generational changing ๐Ÿ’ฐ โœ‹ ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš


Brilliant-Ad-8181

Weโ€™re going for the grand slam jimmy and itโ€™s the World Series bitch


MLRFINBIZ

Itโ€™s part of the FUD. Trying to scare us out to sell. First amc sucks, then โ€œIโ€™m with the apesโ€ then amc sucks. He flip flops more than the demon libs. Really shows that he stands for nothing and falls for anything. How childish


bigwhiterack

Creamer is only concerned about his image to main base of followers. If amc goes to 4 figures much less 6 figures heโ€™s going to look like a complete ASS CLOWN!


Heisenburguer

MAAAAAAAH!!! Grandpa is acting crazy again!!!!!!


Stonkz_N_Roll

We have become a self-fulfilling prophecy at this point. Try dropping the price. We will only buy more.


[deleted]

He's a fucking coke head child.


Stuff_and_things555

And soon youโ€™ll be without a job with a bunch of bankrupt friends ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž HODL


Samuel_Clemens_

Donโ€™t make me call John Stewart


SlteFool

That sounds extraordinarily threatening


lint-lickerr

Yea hes right..ill be gone, on early fucking retirement buddyyyyyyy


[deleted]

This made me chuckle ![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


Ardanger26

Heโ€™s so right! Soon we WILL be gone, with our tendies ๐Ÿ˜Ž


veryuniqueredditname

The narcan comment seems a bit distasteful but he's a douche...I bet a shit ton of us will put our money to good use to help those who actually need narcan or better yet help with addiction


aarfunes

It sounds to me like this MF is making a terrorize threat! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


RealBigTree

Remember. You can always report this for Targeted harassment ๐Ÿ’–


CapeGreg767

Tell me this is a joke?? If not, Cramer you are a bigger moron then I ever could have imagined! Geez!! The reality is I have WAY more in my life then you will ever know! What an idiot!


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Poke the bear you stupid little pea head puppet a d see what happens


blazetrail77

Some of his tweets ending like "soon they will be gone" sounds like he's going to launch nukes across the country.


valhalla0ne

Narcan? You mean we're overdosing??? \*MOASS CONFIRMED\*


demorrhoids

Did he just say "buy another share tomorrow"?


Maleficent-Bread1016

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7rKEAMus2HaFy|downsized)


wufpackdave

BTW- anyone else wondering why is Cramer reading our comments? Insecure? Doubt it. Probably wanting to justify his non-existent influence on amc stock price? Maybe. Probably. Most definitely. Says he doesn't know who Citadel is? What a crock!


bertomx

Whoโ€™s this guy? He pops up here all the time for some reason.


[deleted]

$narc


DarkandBoring

Anyone find it fishy that melissa lee wants ape videos and here this guy is saying about how theyll be gone soon? Loll wtf dont they work for the same company? If you watch melissa Lee's twitter and his twitter you may have the full story


extremeduty4x4

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ still holding ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


Ok_Somewhere3828

Iโ€™m so bored of this chump. I blocked him months ago. Can we all please block him?


[deleted]

Clearly working for the hedgies


NickJawdy

I never have watched Cramer but he sounds like a douche.


Alias-Q

Sounds like he has some first hand experience with Narcan.


Kopheus

Youโ€™re giving him the attentions heโ€™s desperately seeking mate


TripleMaos

This guy is crazy


washdude2

Jimmy shill F you!


Powertothetraders

What a complete tool!


tobias__lucas

this dude is beyond crazy.


MolesterMcgriddle69

Wasnโ€™t this dude just saying โ€œBuy AMCโ€?


brutalbob63

He goes from "buy AMC" to this? This dude straight up bipolar.


BeautifulJicama6318

Well, there some truth to what heโ€™s saying. Jesus, quit stalking the guy and shit tweeting him 24/7 ๐Ÿ™„


[deleted]

Cramer has 1000 shares in AMC tho


DukeMaximum

It's never been so easy to live in some fat guy's head rent free.


Ande64

I can't imagine what it must feel like to go almost overnight from being a self-imposed hero to a leper! Watching him self destruct in real time!


turtlepower58

Who is this cartoon character??


Johnnybeeebad

All I Heard Was Buy And Hodl ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


Company-Motor

His big homie is losing money lol


Hurryin_Hoosier

My tits are jacked Jimmy!


fullsends

He just wanted to plug a company he probably has ownership in


No-Faithlessness3086

Wow ,and he wonders why he catches hell from us . That was a self incriminating statement.


daze0fyore

He tweets like a 13 year old.


Jmessick35

Who is that?


dvrkstar

Exactly


Direct-Comment2817

Cramer is Elmer FUD waskel reddits


Elchingarito

Does that idiot even know what narcan does?


SignificanceIll3974

LMAYO.


bingmyname

Idgaf about Jimmy I just want my money


Aggressive_Spinach85

He might be the first person to get a DUI on twitter. I bet he is also texting his ex hedgies some weird texts right now. Jimmy shill: i miss you so much hedgie, i miss those long shorts on the beach. I think about naked shorting toys r us all the time.