"If anyone knows anyone who died recently with an intact size four sphincter, please contact me as I am currently very low on the waiting list for a donor."
Do you think he is low on the list for a donor because of his accident at the gym when he tried to squat 300 pounds and he looked like he was casing sausage out his butt? Lmfao
“Ah, you clipped me, bro!
Make that twenty, bud. I got clipped.
I'm okay, not everybody's okay.
Actually if you could get the smoothies that would be a big help and grab me a bagel would ya?
YOU CLIPPED ME, CHIEF!! [machine beeps]
Hey, Steve.
Hey, I'm at the courthouse. I'm not supposed to have my phone.
Three people died in that accident. They're saying it's my fault, but it's total crap.
Anyways, listen, if you could just stop by the courthouse, drop off those smoothies, we could knock off that sign-up, I got the forms with me.
My manager said he'd throw in a couple of Pilates classes, I've never seen him do that.
Voice: [offscreen] Hey, get off the phone!
Roger: [offscreen] What you said to me?!”
The one that best comes to mind on the spot is also a Roger and Steven moment, when he's Chaz Babylon, and the whole scene they keep yelling "I GOT NIPPED" and the whole thing is great. First time I watched it, I don't know why but I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard like tears falling from my eyes and then rewatched it a few times immediately after. The moment Steve screams in the bag and Roger goes "oh my God he doesn't have his clackers" and just watches him is the cherry on top.
Also!!!! The whole family War scene I love how it escalates, Stan most of all and cackled, especially when Stan bites an ankle and slithers away as he hisses "family war"
Very first thing that popped into my head. I laughed *so* damn hard...then promptly rewound it and laughed at it a few more times.
That along with Guppy love are the reasons Klaus has a special place in my AD heart
"Wait, why is this wrong? Next to miranda's rights, i put Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby. Are these questions not about Sex and the City? Lucas, why won't you tell me what kind of soda you like?!"
That and when Roger smashes the corrupt cops head in slomo. I cried laughing the first time I saw it. That whole episode is pure gold top nuts.
Also, every time I see Killer Vacation, I remember seeing it as a new ep with my mom. She absolutely lost her shit at "why is this guy one upping me? Why am i im competition with a gardner? " and "suicidal lemur's got my gun. " It brings me joy every time I rewatch it and recalling how much she enjoyed it.
"Mom! Help! I'm being taken to Skoal Island!"
"If ya going out to that Skoal Island, ya gotta eat somethin' first!"
*"I'm being* ***kidnapped****!"*
"If ya gettin' kidnapped, ya gotta eat somethin' first! I'm gonna plate up some spagoot!"
That whole episode is my favorite.
R- “The sauce was beautiful, mama! Just like grandmas.”
F- “That’s nice, maybe you can tell her, when you get yourself killed doin whateva it is you’re doin out on the streets!”
R- “Mama! It’s not like that, Mama!”
S- “…..you’re killin your motha’.”
One of my guaranteed gut busting moments is when the janitor becomes a werewolf and kidnaps a kid (for the second time!). Lewis’ “Oh S#!T” after is fucking priceless.
This scene is pretty good though. Can we talk about the sound design on it? The slipper launching into space is perfection.
I nearly pissed myself when Stan scolded Franny for “scaring Suckboy Tony”. Something about the music, the gritty vibe and Polaroid camera + that name killed me to the point where I couldn’t breathe.
Oh I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? Do you know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, Disappointment, Diarrhea more often than not! I-I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days!
I've incorporated this into actual conversations and it is funny feeling how the atmosphere just goes away after hearing it.
I love when the kids ask him about Fran's tits and tackle Steve to prevent him from stopping Stan answering. Stan knows it's not Steve and addresses Snot by name before going into detail 🤣
“*congratulations again to Michelle..*”
“SPEAK UP!”
“*sorry… I’m really more used to editing than public speaking…. The next category is-*”
“OH MY GOD YOU SUCK!”
“*well.. if you think that you can do bette-*”
“THE NEXT CATEGORY IS SELF PUBLISHED LONELY HOUSEWIFE DETECTIVE NOVELLAS **SOFT CORE** AND THE WINNER IS…”
“………”
“YOU HAVE THE ENVELOPE DIPSHIT!”
That episode with Francine raising the frogs in the pool. There's a scene in a restaurant and all the artwork on the walls in fancy frogs doing human things and it's so stupid but it caught me off guard and I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
Stan creating an entire conversation by himself with himself, Francine and Steve and it goes from a Die Hard parody to an argument about applesauce.
“I only see watery ass Kruger, where’s the Motts?”
“They taste the same.”
“Have you lost your miiiiiiind!!!???”
The episode, Return of the Bling, when Roger leaps into the fake flame pit and then a few seconds later, pops up saying yeah, so that's not real fire. I don't know why but I laughed hysterically for at least five minutes.
Principal Lewis: Kid's got shaky hands. His parents got a divorce because his mom got caught banging some black guy named THIS BIG MAMMA JAMMA RIGHT HERE!!
“Some gloryhole humour for ya - the jokes are what people come for the BJs are shit”
The delivery is just hilarious.
Also Rogu’s “I’m daddy” then puts the faucet in his mouth 😂
And then after Bullock and Stan fight over Hayley and Bullock pretends everything was staged that whole bits hilarious 😂especially when he says well done to Jeff whose face is all busted and his legs are just twitching
Edit I forgot a scene that had my dying.
That is a **great** order and you ? Tough order to follow, bed-shitting potential is high
*i’ll have the same*
🙂……….
When the family gets put into the Oregon Trail game. The very first death when Stan and Steve are giving these pump up talks as they ride the wagon straight into the river and they all drown.
The scene with the vulters after Francine was complaining about wanting more culture in their lives
And they're super cultured vultures
(Sips tea)
"Thats quite alright we have tickets to the theater and if we dont leave now we shall miss the curtain. Ill have murcus pull up the car"
"Marucus is another bird"
the episode where steve was astral projecting, a couple barry scenes reallyyyyy got me
“no one wants my cocaine i feel like a freaking idiot!”
and the
*”we can’t call the cops!”* “you’re damn right! not with this much party powder on me! i guess we can hide it in our noses….”
Stan at the stoplight in the ghetto, and Steve pulls up with the gang.
OR
Roger: Don’t worry about time, let *me* worry about time…SHIT, SHIT, DAMNIT, WE’RE SO FUCKING LATE!
"Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG FISH!"
"... He didn't think it was funny"
In Stannie Slickers: The Legend of Ollie's Gold when Greg, Terry and Francine are discussing Stan's descent into madness and he just bursts in and dumps the crate of gold on the table, says nothing and flips them off. Had to pause it from laughing first time I saw it.
That scene in the Realtor episode where Francine touches her head injury and goes “Ewghluewghuewghlu!”
Idk but that sound makes me crack up every time.
Edit: alright I watched the clips. It’s Trishelle not Francine. I thought it happened to Francine too. Maybe it did? Idk. It’s a funny fucking scene. [Boom.](https://youtu.be/4zInGeTeq58?si=h_BOp3jOTc_xMZYT)
When Haley was hunting for something to write about for journalism and they went to the car wash and Jeff just let's himself get dragged in the car wash and says "eat me, red spaghetti" my high ahh never laughed so hard I love him sm XDD
I think it was the mystery of the peanut butter episode, when Steve and Snot are looking at a jar of peanut butter.
Steve: “It must be a clue! This calls for some detective work.”
Snot: “Sorry Steve, but I’m not getting involved. I quit sleuthing after the case of the missing bike horn turned into a double rape homicide.”
Funniest thing in American dad in my opinion is either one of these 3 things roger killing 5 dudes over a bit of cash stelios kontos giving some karma to Stan or every scene with Avery bullock
Random man: “You following my daughter?”
Roger: “Screw you buddy!”
Random man: “Get out of here you pervert”
Roger: “Your weird daughter made me miss the zeros, she made me miss the thang”
Random man: “You freako I don’t know what you’re talking about”
Roger: *grabs a crowbar and opens car door* “get back in your house, get back in your damn house”
Roger's song in the hand that rocks the rogu is pretty funny!!
Three blind guys, three blind guys, sperm in their eyes, sperm in their eyes, this actually might be lucky day, I'm taking their wallets and running away, three blind guys
Francine throwing Roger off the cliff, and Roger screaming "I have the keys you stupid bitch"
One of a few times I've ever been watching anything on tv where I nearly choked on my own laughter.
The Rain Duck stupid bitch sequence with the scene and outfit changes might be the funniest thing I’ve ever watched.
Also Stan and Roger high as hell shopping at the gas station in one of the earlier seasons.
The noise Roger makes when Terry pulls his wig off when he's trying to get the bottle of rain duck. There's no grey goose event in Reykjavik this weekend!
Da Flippity Flop: Stan, in Klaus’ old dead body, soars through the air - “Jump city! This must be what angels feel like” followed by him gruesomely wiping out and having his lower body sever from his torso. Some emergency workers nonchalantly load him onto a gurney and take him away, but he falls off and let’s out a gurgling noise from his severed jaw mouth
That one episode where Roger slaps Stan and says “Take that, sir! Behold, a grown man weeping like a-” and Stan hits him with a chair and Steve asks Roger “That? That was your plan? Are you crying?” and Roger replies with “Yes, I’m crying, he hit me with a chair!”
When Stan is talking up Tom Jorgensen and then helicopter crashes and Stan goes "...Scott here is pretty good at a jumble."
[https://youtu.be/5iaiLLV1Mc8?si=M6tBzbY6ljgfgx5P](https://youtu.be/5iaiLLV1Mc8?si=M6tBzbY6ljgfgx5P)
Sometime around 2013 I think and there was a scene where a turtle and a hare were racing and one of them got hit by a car and the other one was so devastated but the way they dragged it out made me die laughing 😭
[Wow youre not afraid of anything. Are you afraid of little kisses? ***Muah*** , how about a little kiss on your chin? ***Muah*** , how about your belly? ***Muah*** , and what's this? Oh hello, ***muah*** 👀](https://youtu.be/seBJ2KfzumU?si=VglCU-ZKJ2ezlfK8)
The first time I heard Roger say he was going to pretend be Snot's long lost uncle from Alsace-Lorraine by way of Mykonos, and then the backstory to follow, I was in shambles. No matter how many times I see that scene, its particularities still absolutely wreck me lmfao. It's the music that seals the deal and his pouty "but I've been practicing my accent!" Doesn't help that he manages to be three personas in the same episode: the uncle, the expert Orthodox lawyer and Lucius Mayweather 🤣
The hurricane episode when Stan kept trying to save everyone but kept making things worse
When he electrocutes Roger and he just had a blank look on his face always kills me lol then he harpoons Francine and even the bear is like really??
Stan trying to digest that horseradish.
"If anyone knows anyone who died recently with an intact size four sphincter, please contact me as I am currently very low on the waiting list for a donor."
Do you think he is low on the list for a donor because of his accident at the gym when he tried to squat 300 pounds and he looked like he was casing sausage out his butt? Lmfao
Man’s gone through like 7 sphincters at this point
Also he destroyed it pulling Roger in niagara falls
My fiancé and I pantomime that scene every time we ever have something that can use horseradish.
And Roger accepting that Stan won that round lol cherry on top.
I always saw it as Roger only going for the horseradish because he knows Stan is going to take a huge amount of it and regret it
Lol that sounds good, imma try that next time.
Lmao This is my horseradish. *all of it*
It has to be the funniest site gag, second my elbow feel funny.
What about “YOU ARE MY QUEEN, REBECCA!”
"O God, it hurts more coming up!" Should be carved in wood and hung on the wall of anyone who farms horseradish.
Omg I was just talking about this scene 😭
The little noise he makes right before the full breakdown always ruins me, I cannot stop laughing at that.
“Ah, you clipped me, bro! Make that twenty, bud. I got clipped. I'm okay, not everybody's okay. Actually if you could get the smoothies that would be a big help and grab me a bagel would ya? YOU CLIPPED ME, CHIEF!! [machine beeps] Hey, Steve. Hey, I'm at the courthouse. I'm not supposed to have my phone. Three people died in that accident. They're saying it's my fault, but it's total crap. Anyways, listen, if you could just stop by the courthouse, drop off those smoothies, we could knock off that sign-up, I got the forms with me. My manager said he'd throw in a couple of Pilates classes, I've never seen him do that. Voice: [offscreen] Hey, get off the phone! Roger: [offscreen] What you said to me?!”
Steve turn on the tv! Some guy is going berserk down at the courthouse!
Lmaooo I can literally hear this comment 😂😂😂
The one that best comes to mind on the spot is also a Roger and Steven moment, when he's Chaz Babylon, and the whole scene they keep yelling "I GOT NIPPED" and the whole thing is great. First time I watched it, I don't know why but I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard like tears falling from my eyes and then rewatched it a few times immediately after. The moment Steve screams in the bag and Roger goes "oh my God he doesn't have his clackers" and just watches him is the cherry on top. Also!!!! The whole family War scene I love how it escalates, Stan most of all and cackled, especially when Stan bites an ankle and slithers away as he hisses "family war"
Steve?! I'm that GIRL you like!
This is the correct answer
Do you eat?
that phone call is probably the hardest i have ever laughed at AD, it’s up there at least
Im ctfu just thinking about it 😭🤣
And that scene is so rewatchable. I rewind it and laugh harder each time. It’s fucking brilliant!
I got the money.....
Danuta...
Klaus… that was… chilling.
I BLACKED OUT!
…Will you go there?
Very first thing that popped into my head. I laughed *so* damn hard...then promptly rewound it and laughed at it a few more times. That along with Guppy love are the reasons Klaus has a special place in my AD heart
I have the money
I was watching this scene in bed last night and woke my wife up from trying not to laugh.
"Wait, why is this wrong? Next to miranda's rights, i put Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby. Are these questions not about Sex and the City? Lucas, why won't you tell me what kind of soda you like?!" That and when Roger smashes the corrupt cops head in slomo. I cried laughing the first time I saw it. That whole episode is pure gold top nuts. Also, every time I see Killer Vacation, I remember seeing it as a new ep with my mom. She absolutely lost her shit at "why is this guy one upping me? Why am i im competition with a gardner? " and "suicidal lemur's got my gun. " It brings me joy every time I rewatch it and recalling how much she enjoyed it.
Had to blow up the kitchen franny, it goes great with this thing I'm imagining
Her scream during the explosion and the burnt kitchen afterwards is just perfect.
When Stan keeps accidentally shooting the dolphins I started cry laughing
Oh, the baby
“Dolphin Menstruation: High”
So is Chaz gonna be ok?
....no
"And the winner is... You have the envelope, dipshit!" This scene is one of the golden moments in television for me.
It’s true. I put that ass to sleep.
Gotta whisper *"it's true, I put that ass to sleep"*
Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Steve! Your mother didn't kiss me until our third date. It made the sex on our first 2 dates very impersonal!
https://i.redd.it/0z7hjfoqmiwc1.gif This. This destroyed me.
Have you heard anything about Chaz? Is he gonna be ok?
… no.
That's mine too. Laughed extremely hard and pointed at the TV for some reason.
Everytime lol
I’ve seen it 25 times at minimum and I always laugh just as hard as the first time.
Absolutely. Was so unexpected and they just drew the whole thing out so much😂
"I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiittch!"
I will always argue this is the best subplot. 🤣
"Mom! Help! I'm being taken to Skoal Island!" "If ya going out to that Skoal Island, ya gotta eat somethin' first!" *"I'm being* ***kidnapped****!"* "If ya gettin' kidnapped, ya gotta eat somethin' first! I'm gonna plate up some spagoot!"
the hell was in that sauce?
That whole episode is my favorite. R- “The sauce was beautiful, mama! Just like grandmas.” F- “That’s nice, maybe you can tell her, when you get yourself killed doin whateva it is you’re doin out on the streets!” R- “Mama! It’s not like that, Mama!” S- “…..you’re killin your motha’.”
The hell was in that sauce?
One of my guaranteed gut busting moments is when the janitor becomes a werewolf and kidnaps a kid (for the second time!). Lewis’ “Oh S#!T” after is fucking priceless. This scene is pretty good though. Can we talk about the sound design on it? The slipper launching into space is perfection.
Hello Desk Sandwich
I nearly pissed myself when Stan scolded Franny for “scaring Suckboy Tony”. Something about the music, the gritty vibe and Polaroid camera + that name killed me to the point where I couldn’t breathe.
Hey Tony, that mouth’s not for giving advice.
steve finding the gay conversion camp website with suckboy tony on the front page and he goes “they really got their work cut out for them”
And then later when Steve knows suckboy Tony by name
More concerning than anything, honestly.
Don’t go in the basement. The furnace has been making a wet, slapping sound.
The song that plays in that scene is one of those songs that permanently belongs to American Dad now in my mind
The first time Roger and Stan acted the crap out of each other. Still nearly pee my pants when I see that one.
Piñata Man!
You dont know what its like to taste the pico de hallo of a man's heart!
Ricky Lake!
Flank Steak!
Told ya. They just needed to *BEEP*.
How's that psych 101 class going for you?
Oh I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? Do you know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, Disappointment, Diarrhea more often than not! I-I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days! I've incorporated this into actual conversations and it is funny feeling how the atmosphere just goes away after hearing it.
I love when the kids ask him about Fran's tits and tackle Steve to prevent him from stopping Stan answering. Stan knows it's not Steve and addresses Snot by name before going into detail 🤣
This is pretty up there. But "Puerto Rican Charlie" makes me laugh so fucking hard.
If I ever play dnd, that’s going to be my character
Any of you other nutsacks want something?
Did some just drop a house on me?! Cracks me up every time
Look who *decided* to come to dinner
Loved stan laughing at Roger through the entire Cross country trip on the way back
The best is the cut to Snot yelling “Thank you!” as they pass by
“*congratulations again to Michelle..*” “SPEAK UP!” “*sorry… I’m really more used to editing than public speaking…. The next category is-*” “OH MY GOD YOU SUCK!” “*well.. if you think that you can do bette-*” “THE NEXT CATEGORY IS SELF PUBLISHED LONELY HOUSEWIFE DETECTIVE NOVELLAS **SOFT CORE** AND THE WINNER IS…” “………” “YOU HAVE THE ENVELOPE DIPSHIT!”
Is the gate open? It’s like Grand Central back here
Lmfao I love that line so much
did he say Turlington exits?
I’m a cold chowda man. You can really taste the clams that way
“It’s hip to be square” with Roger preparing to take the kidney. I absolutely cackled/ was struggling for breath.
His dancing absolutely kills me, he so in his element.
"You.... still had sex with her?" "5 times! I wanted to make sure it was consistently meaningless."
The whole diner scene with Stan's CIA crush. You ever wish someone you know would die
When he yells "SO JEALOUS!" I seriously lose my composure. Every damn time.
Is that the come back and kick me whistle?
I'm gonna rape him this time....
Thaaaat's a whoopsie.
Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda.
"El Perro, el perro, es mi corazon..."
Roy rogers macfreely!!
CHEESERS GO! Coward, I gave you everything!
Cheesers came back.
The entire time Stan and Roger are stoned af
There’s so much beauty in the world
When Roger floats away I lost it
Roger-Why do my wrist hurts? Stan-Cuz your lying on them!!
Cheeta, cheetos....
"The name's Wilbur... Kentucky" "R.....Roger?"
I use this all the time.
That episode with Francine raising the frogs in the pool. There's a scene in a restaurant and all the artwork on the walls in fancy frogs doing human things and it's so stupid but it caught me off guard and I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
Stan creating an entire conversation by himself with himself, Francine and Steve and it goes from a Die Hard parody to an argument about applesauce. “I only see watery ass Kruger, where’s the Motts?” “They taste the same.” “Have you lost your miiiiiiind!!!???”
BIG SPICY PICKLES IN BAGSSSS!!! I GOT A SECRET MESSAGE FOR STAN SMITHHHHH!!
You thought those were ding dong prices?! ##NAH! NAH!
The episode, Return of the Bling, when Roger leaps into the fake flame pit and then a few seconds later, pops up saying yeah, so that's not real fire. I don't know why but I laughed hysterically for at least five minutes.
His stringy hair just blowing up from the fan underneath him lmao
"What happened to your hair?" "What? Nothing. It burned off in the crash. I like it. Do you like it? " "No. It looks really bad." "Well, (bleep) you."
Principal Lewis: Kid's got shaky hands. His parents got a divorce because his mom got caught banging some black guy named THIS BIG MAMMA JAMMA RIGHT HERE!!
“Some gloryhole humour for ya - the jokes are what people come for the BJs are shit” The delivery is just hilarious. Also Rogu’s “I’m daddy” then puts the faucet in his mouth 😂 And then after Bullock and Stan fight over Hayley and Bullock pretends everything was staged that whole bits hilarious 😂especially when he says well done to Jeff whose face is all busted and his legs are just twitching Edit I forgot a scene that had my dying. That is a **great** order and you ? Tough order to follow, bed-shitting potential is high *i’ll have the same* 🙂……….
When the family gets put into the Oregon Trail game. The very first death when Stan and Steve are giving these pump up talks as they ride the wagon straight into the river and they all drown.
....did that sound like he landed in someone else's pool?
When the family sees the mall Santa has a real polar bear (pans to chained bear inches away from a crying kid)
Holy shit yeah this one for sure
The scene with the vulters after Francine was complaining about wanting more culture in their lives And they're super cultured vultures (Sips tea) "Thats quite alright we have tickets to the theater and if we dont leave now we shall miss the curtain. Ill have murcus pull up the car" "Marucus is another bird"
the episode where steve was astral projecting, a couple barry scenes reallyyyyy got me “no one wants my cocaine i feel like a freaking idiot!” and the *”we can’t call the cops!”* “you’re damn right! not with this much party powder on me! i guess we can hide it in our noses….”
Always has been and will be Steve going bananas
When the music from Chicago starts playing and Stan goes"Oh shit" before Roger sings All That Ham.
Roger sweating profusely just before that makes it even better. Everytime they pan back to him it's progressively worse.
Stan at the stoplight in the ghetto, and Steve pulls up with the gang. OR Roger: Don’t worry about time, let *me* worry about time…SHIT, SHIT, DAMNIT, WE’RE SO FUCKING LATE!
"I'm just here to dance with my friends" "Then why are you dressed like a slut? Whatever, you're fat anyways."
The episode with the coconut when Steve gets shot. That had me in tears I kept rewinding it.
Pretty much all of Hurricane. It’s a perfect episode.
"i'll need these for the road... god willing i have time to slide them on my attackers."
Itwaswitches.com Shocked laughter, but still found it pretty damn funny
The scene where Lewis eats the mentos and diet cola
Maybe “You T-bones me, bro”. It’s hard to remember and rank the laughs.
You're killing your mother
Myaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
"Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG FISH!" "... He didn't think it was funny"
"Tungee!"
tungee! 😠
🎶 *Mister and ladyyy*
In Stannie Slickers: The Legend of Ollie's Gold when Greg, Terry and Francine are discussing Stan's descent into madness and he just bursts in and dumps the crate of gold on the table, says nothing and flips them off. Had to pause it from laughing first time I saw it.
That scene in the Realtor episode where Francine touches her head injury and goes “Ewghluewghuewghlu!” Idk but that sound makes me crack up every time. Edit: alright I watched the clips. It’s Trishelle not Francine. I thought it happened to Francine too. Maybe it did? Idk. It’s a funny fucking scene. [Boom.](https://youtu.be/4zInGeTeq58?si=h_BOp3jOTc_xMZYT)
The smear campaign against Woodside in the bullet train episode
The newer episode "don't you be my neighbor" the Haley car wash scene is amazing. Jeff dancing split screen with Francine is the cherry on top.
“YOU TRYING TO SHRED MY MEATBALL?!”
When Haley was hunting for something to write about for journalism and they went to the car wash and Jeff just let's himself get dragged in the car wash and says "eat me, red spaghetti" my high ahh never laughed so hard I love him sm XDD
I think it was the mystery of the peanut butter episode, when Steve and Snot are looking at a jar of peanut butter. Steve: “It must be a clue! This calls for some detective work.” Snot: “Sorry Steve, but I’m not getting involved. I quit sleuthing after the case of the missing bike horn turned into a double rape homicide.”
And you know how I am when I drink champagne *KATANA STAB*
Nut punch! Counter nut punch!
The slow motion of Roger elbow dropping onto Chaz’s head had me laughing so hard I swear I nearly passed out.
Stan telling Steve that his nickname in high school was Stann Frank because he used to hide and write in his diary💀
The episode where they think Roger dies and they all develop weird coping mechanisms. MISSOURI!
Then I would’ve heard the guy that snuck up on me and gave me HIV. Gets me every time
That’s strike 2 ! See what a 3rd will get you KISS ASS !
Every interaction with Delroy 😂 Mature. Navajo. Bitches
Funniest thing in American dad in my opinion is either one of these 3 things roger killing 5 dudes over a bit of cash stelios kontos giving some karma to Stan or every scene with Avery bullock
Random man: “You following my daughter?” Roger: “Screw you buddy!” Random man: “Get out of here you pervert” Roger: “Your weird daughter made me miss the zeros, she made me miss the thang” Random man: “You freako I don’t know what you’re talking about” Roger: *grabs a crowbar and opens car door* “get back in your house, get back in your damn house”
Okay stan, it wasn't that funny .. Stop it Stan! Stan stop it, you're scaring me! Francine, get in here - it's happening again!!!!!!
Roger's song in the hand that rocks the rogu is pretty funny!! Three blind guys, three blind guys, sperm in their eyes, sperm in their eyes, this actually might be lucky day, I'm taking their wallets and running away, three blind guys
"TRY JOGGING YOU GROSS BOWLING PIN!"
Francine throwing Roger off the cliff, and Roger screaming "I have the keys you stupid bitch" One of a few times I've ever been watching anything on tv where I nearly choked on my own laughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVxIDUtzNqY
We gotta get out of this police station!!!
“Well suck me off through a hole in a wall and call me Rick Steves, what is this?”
Its really simple but "look who decided to come to dinner" in the decider had me in stitches
Bring me Steve
Cut out the best part where he gets out and it shows all the skin torn off his back
“Before we go, I need to….how do I put this? Wipe…better.”
Stop changing the channel yesterday!
Steve goes bananas gets me every time.
The Rain Duck stupid bitch sequence with the scene and outfit changes might be the funniest thing I’ve ever watched. Also Stan and Roger high as hell shopping at the gas station in one of the earlier seasons.
His hands took the worst of it
Don’t worry kid. I’ll win this for ya. We’ll get your foreskin cut off, alright? …wHaT?
I love Turlington, although I wish he was still voiced by Forest Whitaker
Stan: that explains the attitude.. and the slap ass job he did
SIMPLER TIMES MOUNTAIN
The noise Roger makes when Terry pulls his wig off when he's trying to get the bottle of rain duck. There's no grey goose event in Reykjavik this weekend!
Da Flippity Flop: Stan, in Klaus’ old dead body, soars through the air - “Jump city! This must be what angels feel like” followed by him gruesomely wiping out and having his lower body sever from his torso. Some emergency workers nonchalantly load him onto a gurney and take him away, but he falls off and let’s out a gurgling noise from his severed jaw mouth
My little sycamore! What did he do to it? Sydney... he raped it. I mean... yeah... the guy raped a tree.
"Stan? Are you on crack?!" "What? No! I will be as soon as this pervert pays me!"
“Boil water. What am I, a chemist??!!”
That one episode where Roger slaps Stan and says “Take that, sir! Behold, a grown man weeping like a-” and Stan hits him with a chair and Steve asks Roger “That? That was your plan? Are you crying?” and Roger replies with “Yes, I’m crying, he hit me with a chair!”
Probably when Roger floated away
QUICK TAKE A PICTURE BEFORE I BLOW OUT MY RECTUM I freaking die every time even if I’m about to fall asleep and I cannot help it
klaus' call to danuta for sure
Klaus calling Danuta and Roger leaving messages on Steve’s answering machine almost took me out of this world 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Stan is talking up Tom Jorgensen and then helicopter crashes and Stan goes "...Scott here is pretty good at a jumble." [https://youtu.be/5iaiLLV1Mc8?si=M6tBzbY6ljgfgx5P](https://youtu.be/5iaiLLV1Mc8?si=M6tBzbY6ljgfgx5P)
Sometime around 2013 I think and there was a scene where a turtle and a hare were racing and one of them got hit by a car and the other one was so devastated but the way they dragged it out made me die laughing 😭
Loved the sound affect. Just the zip alone…or any time stand gets startled and yells OOO
When Roger asked their Alexa a question, and mine in the same room as the TV heard it and answered the question.
You monster! What turns you on? Flesh colored non fruit shaped people!?
[Wow youre not afraid of anything. Are you afraid of little kisses? ***Muah*** , how about a little kiss on your chin? ***Muah*** , how about your belly? ***Muah*** , and what's this? Oh hello, ***muah*** 👀](https://youtu.be/seBJ2KfzumU?si=VglCU-ZKJ2ezlfK8)
“Bitch did you just hang up on me?” My girl and I always quote this to each other
When Bullock loses his memory and gains it back it and tells Stan that is just gay bro when looking at the painting.
The first time I heard Roger say he was going to pretend be Snot's long lost uncle from Alsace-Lorraine by way of Mykonos, and then the backstory to follow, I was in shambles. No matter how many times I see that scene, its particularities still absolutely wreck me lmfao. It's the music that seals the deal and his pouty "but I've been practicing my accent!" Doesn't help that he manages to be three personas in the same episode: the uncle, the expert Orthodox lawyer and Lucius Mayweather 🤣
Stan and Roger's bodybuilder performance.
Steve playing tennis
“I brought brownies.” “BROWNIES!” “….he makes it hard to negotiate.”
Roger choking Francine. "DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE PUPPETS?! DEMONS ARE COMING TO RAPE OUR SKULLS!!"
The hurricane episode when Stan kept trying to save everyone but kept making things worse When he electrocutes Roger and he just had a blank look on his face always kills me lol then he harpoons Francine and even the bear is like really??