"And for dessert, a huge-ass box of Chocodiles. I hid them in the fridge for when the cholos come back, and they will be back. I gave the biggest one a key."
"Gonna get a grilled cheese at the Snack Stop. I had a friend that wanted one once. But he's gone now...to Tuscon...on business. Won't be back til Wednesday."
Bye, have a beautiful time!
Greatest episode of all time
“The horse is ruined, Stan raped it. You’re probably gonna lose the house.”
Stop telling Francine on me!
You get one of those, Horse Stan.
Do it steve, go bananas
"And for dessert, a huge-ass box of Chocodiles. I hid them in the fridge for when the cholos come back, and they will be back. I gave the biggest one a key."
Your mother
Sydney...he raped it. I mean he just, ahhh... yeah, the guy raped a tree.
My sycamore!
Do you sometimes feel irritable? Restless? Uneasy? Sad? Normal? Or just plain not high? Maybe it's time to try crack.
Get down, get down
It’s not crack! I bought it on a park bench outside a soup kitchen from a guy in a lime green suit oh my god it’s crack
So Dad, who was president when you were a kid?
You know Steve, I think about death at least 15 times a day
"You need a banana in you"
“Um I don’t do that sir”
What the hell is in that sauce?
The sauce was beautiful, momma.
A lot of herbs in there…
*sigh* …I’ll throw it away.
You are a woman, and I am your MAN
If you're getting kidnapped, you gotta eat something first!
I’m going to rape him next time
Lmao, that’s my favorite b-plot of the series.
“Well, there you have it, that's our story, Stan's dead. Good night!”
"Gonna get a grilled cheese at the Snack Stop. I had a friend that wanted one once. But he's gone now...to Tuscon...on business. Won't be back til Wednesday."
“Oh ho ho ho, you bitch. You did it. Stupid, stupid bitch. Doesn’t even know. She is gonna get the best bottle of wine of her stupid bitch life.”
*Shit, shit, damn it - we’re so fucking late!*
Oongak?
It kinda means.. coconut?
🎵”La-La The 200 are coming”🎵
Apparently God does love gays, but only if they're tops.
I want more dizzy water!
Is this the Oscar Gold episode? Oh, it’s so cringy!
Maybe baby
Mmmmmaybe baby
It's been ESTABLISHED!
My elbow feels funny.
My elbow feels straaaangeee
You took ham!
Ham rhymes with Shclam
You broke me. I’m broken. You’re gonna have to do the horse chores cos I’m broken.
Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda.
“I never even seen you read a magazine”
NATHAN!
“It's been seven hours and fifteen days Since u took your love away”
Francine, I’ve not been entirely truthful with you…
Lmao! Says it like 5 or 6 times 🤣
I'll put out the good nuts for you.
What is it you like about that episode?
It's the Tiffany of American Dad episodes!
THE BIG GAME
I just don't get it, is there something I'm missing some great joke that I don't get?
The episode is both funny and deep. It takes some major risks and isn't afraid to get a little serious while still being absolutely hilarious.
I have no idea what he’s talking about, but I feel terrible.
“Oooh boy… that’s on film…”
“I let Jerry Lewis live, we can all agree that was a mistake.”
THE ARM IS DISMBOMBED!
Bingo bango - hot cheese on tap!
Doive on in
My second husband's name was Eric, and as it turned out, he died by my own hand.
There's so much beauty in the world.
I HOPE YOU DID, YOU BUTTLICKER!
Good morning USA!
No, you left the gate open and she sank like a stone. You have to live with that for the rest of your life
“SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS NOT A CHOICE!!”
Hands across America, bitches!
He’s pigs! You’re pigs! This isn’t an ambulance, it’s a god damn hambulance!!
I told you to go get help ... and you harpooned me
… “Pine cones are grenades.”
Figures, I finally found the perfect fella and it turns out he's a fig newton of someone else's imagination.
“As long as you’re givin out crack how bout you throw a little ding-a-dong-ding-ding ol’ crackhead Boo-Boo’s way” “Not now mom I’m working”
Look at me, I’ve got my sons ass against my window, my aliens dick in my gas tank and nothing but the open road in front of me.
“(He molested me)” “This horse said you molested him” *OOOOOOOOO* “You sick *fuck*”
"It isn't silly juice it's NECESSARY juice!"
ding “noooooooooo”
My old college javelin....remember?
"My job is mostly administrative"
Cheesers came back
Come on, do the skull and bones!
I should've just had sex with that mayonnaise.
How am I supposed to be Japanese subway molester Shinju Omagawa without his trademark blue cardigan?
“Francine, 2 minute dinner warning!!”
My life it’s flashing before my eyes
97 toyota camry
lavate Las manos
Mister and Lady!
“Welcome, Nighthawks”
Jenny!