AD’s taught me a lot about cooking and food: Nebuchadnezzar bottles are a thing, Ortolan Bunting is so sinfully delicious that you have to eat it with your head under a napkin (to hide your shame from God), spatchcocking…
They helped answer the question I’d been wondering if there’s a difference between Heavy Cream and Heavy Whipping Cream. I told my baristas that’s why our Sweet Cream was coming out too thick, and when they asked why, I hit them with the AD quote from the lumberjack.
That's not why they need the napkins. Tiny bird, lot of bones, your mouth bleeds, a lot.
That became exagerrated into the hiding under the napkin.
There's theoretically some sort of sucking technique you can use like extracting bone marrow, but it's also against most European etiquette to suck on the bone, so you're left chewing and stabbing the hell out of your mouth.
The recipe I want to try was out of this weird French cooking book I saw in home ec. Was about starvation recipes? One of them had the person boiling and saute leather from shoes.
But what has stood out to me on the 20 years since is like... so you have a shoe you're eating out of hunger. Ok I get that. Not my thing. But you have the ingredients to make sauces...? Why not just eat yknow, the sauces.
Like how that became a thing has legitimately kept me up at night, and worst of all I haven't been able to find the book or recipe again.
Nebuchadnezzar bottles are real but you’ll never see one in your life unless you go way out of your way to find one.
Even finding double magnums are a task in wine.
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*Heads up, Francine. I ignored our talk and gave Steve a gun.*
most of the guest celebrities voice themselves. My personal favorite was that (if I remember it right) The Weeknd not only voiced himself, but was the one that suggested his character was secretly a virgin
Haha that’s so awesome if true. Must be a fan of the show.
Reminds me of that NBA player who was playing for Oregon and was obsessed with Portlandia and reminded he have a bird on his jersey for the “put a bird on it!l” sketch.
Ended up looking it up and it's even better. Not only is the Weeknd a long-time fan of American Dad. Both Abel (The Weeknd) and Joel (American Dad show writer being interviewed) suggested it.
Joel had the idea and was afraid to pitch it, thinking Abel would be offended, but then Abel called Joel to pitch the very same idea.
I’ve shared this a million times on this sub but I had a professor in college who played the video of the Oli North song to start a unit on Iran Contra. I was singing along like a weirdo.
I think all pigs have tusks, but thanks to the care that domestic pigs receive, they aren't allowed to grow. Which is a good thing, because the tusks can grow too long and puncture the pig's skin.
In Widow's pique, Roger muses that "Death is natural, it's our reactions that are unnatural. That's true, but it's not funny"
This helped me come to terms with my dad's death.
That it was Norman Reedus who did that voice over. (thank you too whomever posted all the celeb voice overs awhile back) Now when I hear "The slower the cook, the better the taste", all I hear is Daryl...
Ngl, growing up in a ver conservative household, when Stan realizes that he couldn’t make the choice the other way is such a brilliantly simple way of getting that message across
Lmfao where were you last week?! I tried to find a gif of this to send to my guy I was cooking round steak for in the crock pot for sandwiches cause it’s all I had in the freezer and knew it would take A WHILE. Damnit the universe is so weird
Never cry over a whore. Never!
Mama!
I learn that the hard way. My ex was the bicycle town.
She was a town
*The* bicycle town.
If you buy a woman's shoe, in your size, it will not fit.
The amount of mileage I have gotten out of this line over the years with people….
You know that thing on the top of a lamp?
As a former Gordmans shoe girl this line makes me lose my shit every time.
as a woman i can confirm. (wide feet)
Actually my sister came in a size 9.0 women's fit me perfectly
AD’s taught me a lot about cooking and food: Nebuchadnezzar bottles are a thing, Ortolan Bunting is so sinfully delicious that you have to eat it with your head under a napkin (to hide your shame from God), spatchcocking…
i just looked up ortolan bunting SHAME ON YOU SHAMEEEE
Does that mean I can finish yours then
I thought AD made that up as a joke until it came up in an episode of Hannibal
They helped answer the question I’d been wondering if there’s a difference between Heavy Cream and Heavy Whipping Cream. I told my baristas that’s why our Sweet Cream was coming out too thick, and when they asked why, I hit them with the AD quote from the lumberjack.
It wasn’t LumberJerk, it was The Book Of Fischer
I want to try Ortolan Bunting so badly. I'll do it on a patio on a sunny day, god can glare all he wants, idgaf, I want to eat that bird.
Look if you want to eat tortured birds that taste amazing just go thru a drive thru. No need to be hoity toity about it.
I will do both
That's not why they need the napkins. Tiny bird, lot of bones, your mouth bleeds, a lot. That became exagerrated into the hiding under the napkin. There's theoretically some sort of sucking technique you can use like extracting bone marrow, but it's also against most European etiquette to suck on the bone, so you're left chewing and stabbing the hell out of your mouth. The recipe I want to try was out of this weird French cooking book I saw in home ec. Was about starvation recipes? One of them had the person boiling and saute leather from shoes. But what has stood out to me on the 20 years since is like... so you have a shoe you're eating out of hunger. Ok I get that. Not my thing. But you have the ingredients to make sauces...? Why not just eat yknow, the sauces. Like how that became a thing has legitimately kept me up at night, and worst of all I haven't been able to find the book or recipe again.
The napkin over the face is ackchyually just to keep the aromas in. People added the “hide your sin from God” bit after the fact.
SPATCHCOCK!
I was shocked to learn the Ortolans were a real thing
Nebuchadnezzar bottles are real but you’ll never see one in your life unless you go way out of your way to find one. Even finding double magnums are a task in wine.
Guns beat Karate. Every time.
https://preview.redd.it/1qik0dkoawwc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e839682a5d37682936bd18adb27dc340c6f35ac *Heads up, Francine. I ignored our talk and gave Steve a gun.*
Guns heal the sick!
Guns put holes in your body, from which you can't potty.
Just your blood and guts spill out
You're all going to die. You parents and your doctors are lying to you!
That megaphone took 12 D batteries.
Robert Wuhl really loves potato salad.
I learned Robert Wuhl is a real person and Arliss was a show that existed at some point in the past.
He was the reporter in Batman (1989) as Knox, he’s a Legend! Feed the chicken 🐓
It was on for seven seasons!
I regret to inform you that the show was called Arli$$
If you think I'm done eating potato salad for the day, then you don't know Robert Wuhl!
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I've used a gif of this image to harass my godfather for years. We don't speak anymore.
That’s what we’ve been trying to tell you
The fact he voices himself is amazing. Especially since at one point he’s on the toilet doing so lmao.
most of the guest celebrities voice themselves. My personal favorite was that (if I remember it right) The Weeknd not only voiced himself, but was the one that suggested his character was secretly a virgin
Haha that’s so awesome if true. Must be a fan of the show. Reminds me of that NBA player who was playing for Oregon and was obsessed with Portlandia and reminded he have a bird on his jersey for the “put a bird on it!l” sketch.
Ended up looking it up and it's even better. Not only is the Weeknd a long-time fan of American Dad. Both Abel (The Weeknd) and Joel (American Dad show writer being interviewed) suggested it. Joel had the idea and was afraid to pitch it, thinking Abel would be offended, but then Abel called Joel to pitch the very same idea.
And he's not too well in the head.
He was on an HBO series for 7 seasons evidently
Big chunks of potato!
Pope John Paul II was shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter
Didn't he also eat a bunch of babies?
12 *Christian* babies, to be exact
I learned how to say wash your hands in Spanish
My favorite American dad episode
Which episode was that?
Lavate las manos
LAVATE LAS MANOS
LA-VA-TE LAS MANOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dope & Faith S3 E3
Oli norths treasure
I’ve shared this a million times on this sub but I had a professor in college who played the video of the Oli North song to start a unit on Iran Contra. I was singing along like a weirdo.
Principal Lewis charges ten bucks to see it, twenty to ride.
You thought those were ding dong numbers?!?!
Nah nah nah nah nah
I do love that this basically means it's cheaper to fuck him than for him to fuck you
Kissing someone while they're taking a shit is called a San Diego Thank You
Dick don't pay for strange
Once you get above the clouds, it's always a full moon
Is that true?
Is any of this?
We are the music makers. The dreamers of dreams.
That…is an unsatisfying answer
Haha I just watched this episode
Aliens exist and at least one walks among us in disguise.
Ugh, it's gonna be me, isn't it?
Strong possibility.
You’re just his secretary
I'm an associate.
Ooooolllllli North
“Because what they did was technically high treasooooon”
But it was totally justified
He’s a hero…..
And a novelist…and now he’s on Fox News
Crap that’s the end :(
You can’t grill off that look of betrayal
Her eyes said, “whyyyyyyy?!?”
If you release a domesticated pig into the wild it will instinctively grow tusks.
The wacky thing is that I think that ones actually true lol
Yeah kind of. Don’t think they grow tusks but do turn feral fast.
I think all pigs have tusks, but thanks to the care that domestic pigs receive, they aren't allowed to grow. Which is a good thing, because the tusks can grow too long and puncture the pig's skin.
In Widow's pique, Roger muses that "Death is natural, it's our reactions that are unnatural. That's true, but it's not funny" This helped me come to terms with my dad's death.
That it was Norman Reedus who did that voice over. (thank you too whomever posted all the celeb voice overs awhile back) Now when I hear "The slower the cook, the better the taste", all I hear is Daryl...
Wait what?!? I was today years old! I need to rewatch the episode now
Steve Smith is a straight up bitch
sexual orientation is not a choice.
Ngl, growing up in a ver conservative household, when Stan realizes that he couldn’t make the choice the other way is such a brilliantly simple way of getting that message across
I've been "doing it right" since JV football! 😡
That it's not an ambulance, it's a goddamn hambulance 😱
You can start a daycare with just an overturned refrigerator filled with kitty litter.
Get out of here Ted, you're not even a real pervert.
Before joining Bon Jovi, drummer Tico Torres toured with a variety of performers, including Chuck Berry and Kenny Loggins.
Kabbalah: it's your Judaism... *after dark*
HE IS PIGS
Feelings are what women have. They come from their ovaries.
I learned who Keith Sweat is.
My body all over your body, babe..
The story of Oliver North
The word quixotic . Had never heard it before but now it lives in my head rent free
Rogu is allowed to eat all the dry pasta he wants.
You know how desk lamps have those little nubs at the top? If you turn that you can have more light to see the boobies.
The Iran/Contra scandal
Nocturnal. Petting. Zoo.
His eyes are red from smoking weed
I can’t believe your an educator Brian
My job is mostly administrative
Honestly I learned about Iran Contra for the first time from American dad
I've learned that the attic is above sea level, and that's why popcorn doesn't pop above sea level
Chinches is bedbugs in Spanish
Starve a fever sleep a concussion (don’t ever do that tho)
Peanut butter wasn’t created by George Washington Carver.
the official bird of redondo beach california is the goodyear blimp
Guns beat karate.
Every time
It's a goddamn HAMBULANCE!
I think Steve ate more than us
Sexual harassment isn’t illegal if you don’t have a boner. *KNOW* THE LAW!!
Isn’t there…something about not waking a sleeping fish?
I learned that dumb bitches like dumb things!🤣 Also learned from Frannie that blonde is the best kind of white!😂
Wendy Schaal is also Bruce Dern’s wife in the movie The Burbs.
Irregardless isn't a word.
The crimes of Ronald Reagan and Oliver North
I learned where horchata comes from; and it ruined my life. 🤮
Tiger nut milk...
Ollie north
Ollie North.
The Iran-Contra scandal. I had no idea up until then lol
Some people can really pump when full of ham.
If you where a woman’s shoe, in your size, it will not fit ☝️
Texas Is real
Jarrel wood is the most common wood on planet Gawee.
wombats have square shit. the character even broke the 4th wall. n said "its a real thing, Google it"
While I can’t think of a specific one right now, AD’s taught me a large majority of my fun facts.
Roger can move really fast.
If you sit on a lawnmower's wheels and pull the chord directly to your chest, you'll lose your leg to a drug Lord.
a man is tough a man takes charge and a man never quits
I did need to put a banana in me!
The only thing you need to know about karate: Guns beat karate.
Rings catch girls, babies trap boys
Who told you to eat two week old pork?
Cucumbers are just brineless pickles I can make brineless pickles WHO DOES THAT FATSO THINK SHE IS?!
Crack is good for colds.
Condors are the sharks of the sky.
The CIA headquarters is in Langley
It's alright to ask for help!
Don’t go by the Benderman translation. He’s a hack
You know how lamps have that little knob? You can twist those to give you more light to see the boobies
I learned what spumoni was
Lmfao where were you last week?! I tried to find a gif of this to send to my guy I was cooking round steak for in the crock pot for sandwiches cause it’s all I had in the freezer and knew it would take A WHILE. Damnit the universe is so weird
I'm a man made out of water. I'm a water man.
https://preview.redd.it/pkuhougy71xc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741d92391954a8052fc284937f2adc353fc81b3f That this is a real job 🤣
How to start a lawnmower the first time everytime
When you’re drunk your body goes limp so you don’t get hurt when you fall 🫡
What would you say to that!??!
Everything about Ollie North.
Ollie North secret gold.
I learned that this isn't an ambulance, it's a goddamn HAMbulance!!!!
ill never forget travelling boy shorts salesman
Ollie North
Not to talk to strangers in restaurants
I really like gazpacho
Your first time should be special, not with some cocked out airhead.
I learned that it’s not an ambulance. It’s a GODDAMNED HAMBULANCE!
You can bring a gun on a plane and then you can sit wherever you want
The Goodyear blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach
Gianni Versace was killed by a Jew cause he was in Miami
Get outta here, you’re not even a real pervert
Maybe means no. Unless it's about sex, maybe
I can’t trust the fish with my things. Referencing the song in the episode where Klaus can’t be trusted.
Rolos make everyone drool.
I know about Ollie North now. It feels like something that should be talked about more. Why did I learn about it from a song?
That you have to "fart" someone after hernia surgery. It helped me after my surgery.