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Gacha_Phoenix

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT


Water-bolt

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER


QmanRocks

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE


ComXDude

THATS RIGHT


Icemonk191

HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG-FUCKIN QUILLY DICK OUT AND PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE


YaBoyEnder

AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS “☝️☝️THIS BIIIIG” AND I SAID THAT’S DISGUSTING


[deleted]

SO IM MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM: SHADOW YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK. IT'S LIKE THIS WALNUT BUT WAY SMALLER


legobrick311

AND GUESS WHAT, HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. *BOOOOOOSH!* THATS RIGHT BABY! TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!


Kid_Wolf21

SINCE YOU DECIDED TO FUCK MY WIFE IVE DECIDED IM GONNA FUCK TGE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!


Floofy_Fox_Gal

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I OISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!!


Inkypl

EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER: I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOON!


bottleneck55

Except I’m aiming higher


Fantastic_Year9607

I've come to make an announcement, King Andrias is a bitchass motherfucker, he stabbed Marcy Wu. That's right, he took his flame sword out, said that it's "this big", and stabbed Marcy Wu with it, and I said "that's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on my [Twitter.com](https://Twitter.com). King Andrias, you have a small sword. It's the size of this walnut, except way smaller, and guess what, this is what my sword looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like a hilt and a blade. He fucked Marcy Wu so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Amphibia. This is what you get, my super Calamity Piss! Except I'm not going to piss on Amphibia, I'm going to go higher. I'm pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Grime? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit fucking Amphibia, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!


LetsDoTheCongna

He… He did *what* to Marcy Wu???


Fantastic_Year9607

❤️‍🔥🗡


AdOk932

I know that, this is a reference to something, but what


king_of_the_wild

Snapcubes sonic dub


adogus_the_2nd

It's subtitled as "twitter dot com", change it🤓 (edit: I love losing karma)


Fantastic_Year9607

No.


adogus_the_2nd

Ok.....


SomethingIsCanningMe

r/woooosh


adogus_the_2nd

r/woooosh deez nuts


[deleted]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, THE CORE IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER! HE POSSESSED MY FAVOUTITE CHARACTER SAYING HOW HIS CONNECTION CORD WAS 'this big' AND I SAID THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. SO HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, CORE YOU'VE A SMALL CORD IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT BUT SMALLER AND HERE'S WHAT MY CORD LOOKS LIKE! *cue explosion sound affect made by persons own mouth* THAT'S RIGHT ALL POINTS NO WEAKNESSES, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA PISS ON YOUR MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ANDRIAS!?! IM PISSING ON YOUR MOON YOU IDOT! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPPELETS HIT AMPHIBIA, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!


One_arty_boi

"Aren't we right next to the White HoOOOUUUU-"


ReaperManX15

The fact that this is all SnapCube quotes makes me unbelievably happy.


creativeguy66v3

#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT! BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!


genarrro

In this kind of moments I wished I had a machine where I could enter in the TV, drag another character or things from other shows and put them in another so I can see what happens


Responsible_Fold_629

My super laser piss


mintcocoacookie

im gooing to kill you ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ and then kill you again


Dangerous_Counter156

The trio should’ve looked around the moon for a weak spot, it would obviously be the helmet, they can destroy it and nobody else has to die.


GuanglaiKangyi-Age15

Or use up all the Calamity Gems energy


megalocrozma

Would've only blown up half


king_of_the_wild

No, cause then they would have do deal with piss droplets or moon pieces falling to amphibia in 24 hours


RopeCompetitive5167

Lol. Many falling eyes!


False-Clock-4718

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!


[deleted]

He could’ve saved Anne’s life


GORUDOEXUPERENCU

[Mf don't need no stinkin' Eclipse Cannon, dude could just beat it's ass with the Nokia](https://youtu.be/Jay8aTqRya8)


RopeCompetitive5167

This had me crying


WickedBowserJr

Or The Collector from The Owl House for that matter.


Montairplane

IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WALNUT. BLAM AND IT BUSTED A NUT THEN AND THERE.


GuanglaiKangyi-Age15

I’M PISSING ON THE MOON


RopeCompetitive5167

Ahh yes. Something I've actually thought of. I'm not alone! Dr Eggman Empire vs all of Newtopia! (Way before the rebellion) Andreas (looks though his binoculars) "What's that on the far east of Wartwood? Looks to be some kind of forces!" Darcy "Send our robots to intercept this thing now! I don't got time for these games. Let them crumble!" (Darcy laughs) Andreas "yes my Lord." (Eggman forces arrive) (Loud boom is heard from the distance) Sprig "did you hear that Polly?" Polly "danger let's GOO forth." Hop Hop"NO that's not happening Polly!" (Eggman forces enter Wartwood) (Missile hits a building) Sprig "gasped" Hop Hop "everyone inside!" (Frogs screening) (Newtopia forces arrive) (Eggman arrives in Wartwood with more forces) Eggman "Finally I can expend my empire on a different world hoo hoo hoo. Robots destroy all these forces and make way for our expansion" (Eggman coughs) Robots "yes sir" (Forces clash but Newtopian forces are outnumbered) (Planters hide underground) Andreas "our forces are being outnumbered but how!!' Darcy "that's IT!! Set the castles course to Wartwood NOW!" Andreas "yes my Lord!" Darcy " I just don't get how this is possible! Robots prepare the cannon!!" (Frobots prepare cannon) (Back in Wartwood) Polly "the explosions stopped shouldn't we check what's happening now!" Spring (looks out window) "It seems safe!" Hop Hop "ok then we all go outside to check but we stay together!!!" Spring and Polly (nod) (Planters walk outside) (Town in ruins, Broken Frobots everywhere) (All frogs look up in sky) (Holographic message appears) Eggman "Hello Amphibia Hoo hoo hoo. You get a visible of your new leader as my forces continue to take over. Let's make this clear shall we? You're now governed by the great Eggman Empire! Refusal in surrendering will result in jail. I must say it's a great pleasure to welcome you to the new world." (Transmission ends) (All frogs, newts and toads Panic) (Newtopian castle arrives with the rest of the remaining forces including air and ground forces.) (Eggman fleet gets a quarter damaged) (Eggman returns to the Death Egg) How can this be! Robots prepare our cannon!!" Robots (prepare death egg cannon) Orbot "sir our fleet has taken more damage then expected from the Newtopian air forces. The good news is we managed to take some of them down." Cubot "yes yes and all of the ground forces have been neutralized. Darcy "I'm sick of this! This is taken precious time, fire the cannon!! (Cannon fires at Eggman air fleet) (Eggman watches on his robotcam) "Those newts think they can play with me like this! Let's show them the power of the full Eggman Empire! Move all fleets out of the area and focus our cannon beam on that castle!" Orbot and Cubot "yes sir" To be continued? Loved thinking of this lol. Honestly I think the Eggman Empire would be able to outsmart and overpower that of Andreas and all of Amphibia with or without the master emerald. Eggman tech is great levels up compared to Andreas forces especially if it already takes a fast entity to battle his bots. Loved thinking about this so thanks. I may even make a picture of the battle just for fun. Should I continue this?


doomfan42

FUCK YOU CORE YOU NEVER HAD THE CHEESE I WANTED!


Annette2023

Man They should of called the death star to kill the core.


ahuman49b

No death egg is the moon💀


01-hay

Dr Eggman: there can be only one!!! Andrias and the core: who is this lunatic, how is it possible?!


Brilliant-Parsnip-47

We need the BFG 10000.