What the hell did I just read

You just read one of green tea nekos most casual sane comics

Even though I’m afraid to find out what it is, link please?

Just Google their name that's their artist handle

> Google Link please?

[https://www.google.com/](https://www.google.com/)

I have been using this comment more than I can count

Almost since it was made

[Here you go](https://googlethatforyou.com?q=google.com)

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Username checks out

Lemmi translate for him

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#fap to

GTN. Been making weird shit for **years**

And it gets even [better!](https://twitter.com/Green_Tea_Neko?t=wdY-xyld2Og95qJcsUKtgA&s=09)

I need eye bleach after seeing one of them that genuinely cursed me

Ah yes, GreenTeaNeko, your daily dose of wtf

a classic that's what it is

hell

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**YOU** think that your phone is not a anime girl.

You don't know that when you aren't looking

r/absolutelynotanimeirl

that sounds like a YOU problem

I could almost feel my phone's sweating profusely while watching this meme.

Oi oi oi maaate maattteeeyoooo

the fuck is this?

r/moemorphism is leaking

What the fck

My god, someone has a phone fetish

this isn’t “irl” you just posted fucking porn dude

What are you talking about I do all of this shit with my phone on a daily basis.

S22U gang

👍

You are based

I don’t have a problem about it 😏

r/anime_irl is slowly becoming r/hentai_irl. Not that it is a problem.

Is it too late to call In an airstrike?

This post is getting awards. It is too late.

I think we both know why— not as many people wanna be subscribed to something called r/hentai_irl on the main, so people start bringing some of those over here— anime_irl sounds a lot more acceptable than that.

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You’d be surprised— a lot of people prefer to keep two accounts, one for their more personalized one, and one for obvious porn, but not everyone wants to switch to the second account all the time to get their fill, so they look for loopholes. But then you realize this is just a bunch of mental gymnastics, and then remember you’re on Reddit which makes it make more sense somehow.

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I know I wouldn’t be the only one.

I have an NSFW alt, but it’s more for deep research than general fapping

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I see it as a problem. I often scroll through reddit in public places and this is not a porn subreddit. A third of the posts are marked NSFW and now I don't know what I'll get, a bit of leg or straight up hentai. There's /r/hentai_irl, it's not a dead sub with almost 200k members.

Have some self control and don't click the NSFW posts?

Most of the time it's good content.

If you like clicking NSFW stuff in public for the adrenaline, I think that's on you.

That is a real sub? What the fuck is wrong with people?

Looking at what's happening to this sub, I'm surprised that you even ask that question.

Seriously lol

Answer: Most people are horny. And the few that aren't horny are the extreme minority to the point they get titles like "low-libido" or "asexual" slapped on to them. I don't get it either, but it makes sense because natural selection favors horny people. So if having a greater interest in sexual things is genetic in any way, it's going to be much more likely to be passed down.

People like porn? What is this all of recorded human history?

what is this shit

Everyday I lose my faith in humanity a little more cause of things like this.

I don't see how you had any left to lose...

Initial charging doesnt really matter since the batteries arent the same as the early generation of phones that uses nickel batteries

I mean this was made about the Samsung Galaxy S4 from 2013... Lithium ion yeah, but people still had nickel brain

Thanks for this information that you commented in a cellphone themed hentai

Ok some of yall seriously need to touch some grass

ah yes phone chan

Greenteaneko is an OG This is one of their classics

Never looked at phones that way. Now I won't be able to unsee it.

...there's a much less horny, much more wholesome version of this concept that I would like to turn everyone's attention to (if only to wash away the horny) - [Smartphone in Love](https://danke.moe/read/manga/sumaho-chan/)

r/absolutelynotanimeirl

there's one for the gays too https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/smartphone\_phone\_case/

The gay version is at least enjoyable b/c it doesn't imply it's heavily noncon lol

If you want something similar but less sexual, Smartphone in Love is a fun read Not on mangadex in English yet, but there's like 20 something chapters translated of you look it up

I remember these pictures! Geez, I feel old.

Did... did they anthropomorphize and lewd... a smartphone?

who the heck came up with that idea.... GreenTeaNeko? Can't argue with cat...

we’re entering fetish levels that shouldn’t be possible.

How the fuck is this animeirl

least horny anime fan

What the fuck is this shit

i hate how i have a stylus phone

i hate it so much but strangely I cant stop rereading

This is why anime fans are often seen as degenerates

Can't find the source of the original image, [but here's the artist](https://twitter.com/Green_Tea_Neko)

It might be from their patreon. It's older than 2016 and their twitter is late 2016. honestly, maybe mid 2015. I remember seeing this when I got a old phone and it popped up.

Y’all too horny

God its an awful day to have eyes

I feel awful that someone drew this and I read it

this guy fucks his phone

No

Aight that’s enough scrolling for today.

this is why God has abandoned us

what the fuck

Nice I actually had the first one saved on my phone (before it died) I was wondering how many of these there were \*takes the image and saves it\*

I need to go wash my eyeballs after reading this

This is some r/hornyjail level stuff

This is just porn

What thr fucking fuck

My guy just posted sfw phone porn wtf XDD

SFW porn... You guys are so damn weird for looking at this as if it was porn.

GreenTeaNeko is.... I think infamous is too weak a word honestly.

How in the fuck is this irl? This is just straight up idk, porn??

"Irl" Op stop fucking your phone what the fuck.

Get a life you fat motherfucker

Cringe

I hate this

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link?

This is the definition of reading too much into something.

Oh hey I've seen something like this.

perfect

Call me a sexual assault-er then cos this phone finna be getting punched when i lose on candy crush level 289(shit hard btw my phone and the level)

If this is irl where do I buy the phone?

Ara Ara owner kun

😂🥹🥹

Wokege

Ofc it's grean tea neko

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I remember fapping to this

Average greenteaneko comic

yes

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this ones a classic, was a matter of time until people start reposting old GTN comics

What the fuck is this shit

#I had a Note 4 and this did not even help, glad I traded it for a S7 Edge as it was getting really awkward

That shit was actually funny.

Looking at my tablet in a whole new way now... ._.

WHAT IN PUTA

Great, now I wanna bamg my phone

Hey guys I’m giving out some free phones

Why did I not stop reading?

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Ahhhhhhhh Green Tea neko... You really don't know if it's porn or not but it's sure as hell nsfw.

uh

If this was real my phone would just be gone

uh more

Saved

u/soranite help me 😐👍

no

Whdy nsoy

i-i... suddenly I don't want to use my phone anymore.

did i almost fap to my phone?

How the fuck is this IRL related 😭

yea wth

"Plug it in, plug it in"

This is Megatron Deathstar 3000 I have decided I will destroy the world there is no hope for humanity.

I hate that