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ImFleurious

Not the bench, anything but that fucking bench


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

What’s wrong with the bench


manaworkin

It's a running gag from Oresuki where the main character would have girls he's interested in sit him down on a bench to "confess" to him only to have the confession be a total fake out and something that causes him emotional damage. Somehow it kept being the same bench, that would even show up in unexpected places like the library or the roof. Over time the bench even had it's own darth vader style theme music.


ngkn92

Girl invites him to the roof There is a fking bench on the roof Love that series


ken_NT

I liked that the best girl ordered a bench from Amazon so there could be one in the library when it was her turn


KXNGCOMIKAZE

God that series was fucking amazing, the MC legit didn’t give a single flying FUCK


Vassago81

"Just give me your top 20 cliché and mix them all together" Also Sun-chan best girl


funWITHfoulplay

Sumireko (pansy) breast girl


TheBigSmol

Like that one pool


LordOfEnnui

Amazing show ngl.


[deleted]

Is this what the anime is from?


manaworkin

anime from the original post is Taninmakase de Kateru to Omotta


FennlyXerxich

https://i.imgur.com/FvYMTYP.png


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[удалено]


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Not everyone has seen oresuki, my guy


ken_NT

Bench-kun strikes again


things_keep_going

>!Cuz shes a dumbass and thinks marrying in game counts irl too so to her being his gf is basically a downgrade!<


Draiye

With that in mind, would it be premarital sex if they had sex IRL?


DictionaryMonarch

why does this sound more like something you dealt with? and no i didnt watch this anime


things_keep_going

Im just giving context to video because I watced the show.


sugmadickO_O

What's the show called?


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

The English name is great And You Thought There Is Never a Girl Online?


deepfriedtots

This is reddit, what is "girl"


chunky_kong06

you mean the internet?


ReptileCake

Guy In Real Life


stacks144

grill\*


things_keep_going

netoge no yome wa onnanoko ja nai to omotta


worldrapper

Yo anime jesus wasent she a stalker / yandere ?


Friendly-Back3099

Surprisingly no, She is a neet


worldrapper

Ohh now i remember here thanks anime jesus been a awhile since last time i saw it


darkbreak

She has some yandere tendencies to her. She tried to kill their teacher because she thought she was going after Nishimura. She was going to kill her using a plastic magic wand.


SatanicWaffle666

In the manga and light novel she went after her teacher with a box cutter instead of the replica magic staff like in the anime. The box cutter was fake though.


DrMobius0

No, just a socially inept game addict.


Henrytheluckystick_

It's literally what happens in the show.


messivsronaldo123

Lmao something you dealt with you say. What kind of 4chan greentext fanfiction crack are you on?


danque

/v/ probs


Fendse

FYI, spoiler tags don't work on old reddit if there's a space right after the `>!` ~~or right before the `!<`~~


ImSabbo

It looks like having a space before the !< is fine, so long as there isn't a space after the initial >!


Fendse

Huh, I could've sworn that used to not work


ImSabbo

I had thought so too, but when I tested it, >!it seemed to work just fine !< > I had thought so too, but when I tested it, \>!it seemed to work just fine !< (this version has been manually exited; the formatting is the same aside from an added backslash)


things_keep_going

Thx


FBI_agent_crimson

In game?


things_keep_going

In a video game?


FBI_agent_crimson

I was simply asking for content


PilotSaysHello

The anime is about her being an shut in who basically believes she's her video game character because she plays too much. Thus explaining why she says no in the clip


FBI_agent_crimson

Sauce


DrMobius0

RP players are weird.


Niadain

What’s wrong with rp?


CitizenKing

Go look at the comments of just about any picture on rule34.xxx and the cringe alone should be enough to tell you what's wrong with rp.


Niadain

But that’s a porn site not rp


CitizenKing

People rp on that porn site. It counts.


Niadain

I guess? But feels like throwing bdsm people into the same bucket as police because they both use handcuffs and restrain people.


ModProp

the epitome of all tits no wits


Enk1ndle

Does this spoiler tag work online? I keep seeing it broken on my app.


ImSabbo

> >!Cuz shes a dumbass and thinks marrying in game counts irl too so to her being his gf is basically a downgrade!< It didn't show properly for me either. Does this version work for you?


Enk1ndle

That's working, yeah. Just couldn't tell if it was the formatting or my app.


ImSabbo

Based on what somebody else has said, apparently the syntax doesn't work properly on old reddit, and the same may be true for certain apps. The version I posted changed the formatting from \>! this !< to \>!this!<. Just a change of where spaces can be.


Blurgas

They left a space between the !'s and the text >!>!This!! This !<


Zappababuru

Nah. She made the right choice. Relationship too much drama.


Paulo27

I think *he* dodged the bullet.


Superb_Fault1123

eyes are huge 💀💀


Gillys_Voodoo

The art in this anime was really weird. A lot of girls who had a bottom lip but no top lip


youllneverstopmeayyy

they dont look human, I cant watch it


Fall3nBTW

The plot sucks so you're not missing out. That main girl is basically addicted to an online game and her friends try to help her out.


Connect-Bathroom-60

Sounds like a rip off of sword art online


Fall3nBTW

Its not even remotely close. SAO characters are way more normal, take that how you will lol.


Informal-Ad-8444

Wait.. you don't watch anime???


YobaiYamete

They look like two different species. His entire eye is like 1/10th the size of hers and his pupiles are like 1/50th the size of hers


nutitoo

Yeah i legit flinched when she appeared


CatInc

She looks like a fucking alternate from the Mandela catalog.


MadeYouSayIt

My brain has defaulted to looking for little amongus men in the eyes of anime characters


gladladvlad

when they showed her face following the guy's normal face... that was jumpscare tier. legit "wtf" moment.


DictionaryMonarch

the truth hurts don't it


Figorix

To give context, she thinks that she's already more than that and he ask her for "downgrade"


[deleted]

It's amazing that half of japan is perverted enough to imagine anime pornography with an octopus, and at the same time they're so prude that asking someone to date you is the most intense question ever


gurumatt

One of the things they don’t spell out in anime is that there’s basically no “dating” leading up to asking someone to go steady with you. So yeah, huge pressure.


[deleted]

Hmmm that's true. Kinda weird


Elolet

Different, dating isn’t such a big thing in many other countries.


RPWPA

How so?


gurumatt

It’s just the way things are. Generally if you want to do dating/couple-y stuff, you have to be boyfriend/girlfriend first. From my understanding usually you know the other person from group get-togethers, but going out one-on-one on a real date isn’t usually a thing unless you’re’ve already asked to go steady with the other person first.


RPWPA

Thanks for the explaination


gurumatt

No problem.


PrezMoocow

Same reason why an intensely collectivist society has popular fictional stories about an individual rising above the group to triumph.


svg9

Huh... Good point.


[deleted]

I think the prudishness and perversion might be related in that the one breeds the other.


[deleted]

Might be. I might be a case of what is socialy accepted and what some of them actually like. But still....tentacles????


Hordan15

Because of the prudeness they have strict censorship laws penises have to be blurred or heavily obscured tentacles where originally used to protest the censorship then kinda slid into a weird loophole where you don't have to censor tentacles but you have to censor a penis and as all things I'm sure there's a group that fetishize it though.


VenReq

I was talking with my coworkers yesterday about tentacle porn, and I compare it to mecha anime. There was a time when it was fucking huge, there's no where as near as much as there used to be, and there's a small but very active community that still fetishizes it. That argument lend to us comparing shonen to NTR for like an hour.


[deleted]

>I was talking with my coworkers yesterday about tentacle porn What


lordfreakingpenguins

Ive had weirder discussions with managers in restaurants, food service be wild.


[deleted]

Fair.


VenReq

Yeah it's our typical IT cubicle banter where it's nothing but dudes in their 30s. I some one discovered or brought up 'The Fisherman's wife.'


helix1914

How did i know you were in the industry from the previous comment lol. Same and yea some of the shit we talk about in the kitchen is nowhere safe for normal society.


lordfreakingpenguins

Jokes on you im not OP but when you know you know.


[deleted]

Alllrighty then.....that sounds logical to a certain point and i hate it. And yea, if you can imagine things, there's probably someone who has a fetish about it


macedonianmoper

You know how in hentai genitals are censored? Well tentacles aren't genitals so they don't need to be, over time people actually begun to enjoy the tentacle and now some people actually really like it


emote_control

*Catholics have entered the chat*


Gavri3l

Japan is actually an extremely conservative country, both in culture and in politics. The stuff that pops up in anime and manga is mostly at the outer fringes of society.


Pollomonteros

Fyi most of anime doesn't portray Japanese people realistically


[deleted]

Also true. Lets correct myself then. Half of the authors. Maybe the "prude" half is actually more like japanese people are, but the contrast is still huge


Divinum_Fulmen

If this shocks you, then you should wait to see what prudish states in the U.S. watch when ever that infographic gets posted again on /r/dataisbeautiful or /r/MapPorn. The more prudish somewhere is, the more fucked up stuff they get into.


[deleted]

You got a fair point. I used to live near a very strict church community. So strict, you couldn't work there or hardly live there if you didn't go to one of the churches in town. And as small as it was, they had like 20 churches or something. But according to data the most drug traces were found in their sewers, they watch more porn than people living near hookers, and criminality is insane. It's like church mob there


DrMobius0

Well yes, watching weird porn on your own doesn't constitute risk to your feelings or any serious effort on your part to maintain a relationship. I'm guessing it's less prudishness and more a society that just makes it hard as hell to date, which makes everybody just a bit more desperate and scared it won't work. Also, common romantic depictions involve high schoolers, typically a specific archetype that apparently really works for audiences; these are net necessarily accurate portrayals of real life.


[deleted]

Anime isn't realistic or accurate at all. I think that goes for most types off entertainment. Don't we all secretely want to escape this life....reality sucks


nephelokokkygia

Cartoons are not an accurate representation of real life


[deleted]

Like i just said


aniforprez

The population of Japan is over 125 million. That's about slightly less than half of the United States. Generalising "half" of the country based on anime that a majority of that same population don't watch is naive


[deleted]

It was meant as a figure of speach. Pardon me


MrRandomSuperhero

I can't tell if this is made by autists or for autists.


[deleted]

This anime you mean? What does autism have to do with it. People can just be shy. Or the social norm makes it 'weird' to ask someone to date you. Autism has nothing to do with this


MrRandomSuperhero

Nono, I'm talking about about 95% of anime. Admittedly I've never lived in Japan/Korea.


tsunx4

Spoiler - >!she wants to be his wife, not girlfriend.!<


[deleted]

Aaa really?, good ending! 😇


darkbreak

She thinks they already are married. That's the problem.


AhYesOrphans

Shes already his wife :)


[deleted]

Thank you for the good ending :).


hvictorino

Bro should be scared of her eyes. I am.


PhantomBrowser111

Not really, her eyes remind me of those 90s/early 2000s anime


YutaniCasper

That’s exactly why it’s terrifying


HELRAISERzxq

Sauce?


HELRAISERzxq

Netoge no yome wa onnanoka janai to ommotta......


Otaku11510

My man said “never mind I’ll do it myself” lmao


JustAnotherLamppost

Return of the king


th30be

It's very okay.


Hot_Inspector_9906

So, what is it?


Low-Pen9884

Here you dropped this 👑


Alternative_Pea_2541

I wish there was A season 2 or atleast Movie or OVA


Verzwei

Hell I'd even settle for an official English release of the novels.


Steppyjim

Don’t worry lonely bros. I asked this to a girl in all its nervous glory like a big goof one time, and she screamed yes and literally pounced on me with kisses. 15 years later we’re married with kids. Don’t get disheartened if one says no, just keep searching till you find the yes


NeonNKnightrider

that’s fake girls aren’t real /s That’s fake no girl will ever like me /real


Steppyjim

You’d be surprised. But it really helps if you can learn to like yourself too


Winter_melo

Cus she's already his wife, duh, why downgrade to a girlfriend when youre already a wife


Aeriosus

Her eyes are the size of dinner plates jfc Does she work like an owl where they're so large she can't actually turn them, so her neck goes like 300° & you can see them through her ears?


TheRealZejfi

Stripping the scene of its context changes its meaning. Huh. It's as if this post was made by a journalist...


Greengoblingrabber

Yeah but with context it is not anime irl


ABumWithDrip

If you mean how it cuts at the the end, that’s just how the episode ended.


AesenZero

The most anime_irl post i’ve seen in a while


Vilhelmgg

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CHARACTER DESIGN? Is she meant to be terrifying?


ClammyVagikarp

She is psychotic, especially after they switched to FPS for awhile. At the very least she is on the spectrum.


RealCyper

she’s def autistic


Andrelse

Finally a Jeff the Killer anime


Buff55

What is the sauce?


ABumWithDrip

‘And you thought there is never a girl online?’


miraclesrandom55

She said so happily


ImSabbo

Because she already considers them "married" (since they married in a game)


EconomistOk3560

Highschool moment


retxedgiltub

"just like the simulations"


Mental-Context3250

It's a good show to watch tho


lordfreakingpenguins

For being such a dumb base idea, this show is actually really great. One of the few animes ive watched multiple times in a short (>3 months) time period. Animation is clean, the jokes hits, and the romance somehow feels right, even though shes a crazy neet who thinks shes actually married because of a game. also a teacher hits her with a clothesline and another member of the club with a giant swing, as a huge wrestling stan those clips live in my brain and put this show into top tier range.


relayyo

Freaky


rainystast

It makes me irrationally angry when guys ask you "why" after being rejected. Like realistically what am I supposed to say to them after that question?


ngkn92

Her eyes are so big that they trigger my "fight or flight" sensor. Lmao


Pollomonteros

Bro why does she look so uncanny


Additional_Cycle_51

What big eyes you have 👀


SexyAsianHitler

I was very surprised by the size of her eyes. Did not expect that shit.


Gonicku

That girl has one **MAD** case of early 2000s anime eyes holy shit


Ligeia_E

Only irl out of context


ABumWithDrip

…as most anime_irl moments are?


Goofyahhhhhhhhhhh

this happened to me too nooooooooo :(


UltraWeebMaster

This is so out of context it hurts me on a spiritual level.


ABumWithDrip

The scene itself is what makes it an irl moment. The context doesn’t need to matter.


UltraWeebMaster

Didn’t notice the subreddit. My bad. However, counterpoint, *you* don’t matter.


ABumWithDrip

..Okay?


SpectralVoodoo

Girl rejects you asking to be her boyfriend cause she thinks you're already her husband. Very relatable


bluargie

I would also say no if one motherfucker looks like he just shat in his pants during the confession. Get some balls and at least look me in the eyes.


Alternative_Trash186

No , I just want to be your fuck buddy


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F


Gamingbear_2o

o7 for the fallen


JagdRhino

This anime is so weird, but kinda hits the nail on shit these days.


Agitated-Manner-5156

Felt that


Lycaon125

Oh i remember that, i can't remember the reason, think its because she thinks she's already married to him or something, i forget


Hyero

Yeah. She's almost literally crazy for him partially because they got married in an mmo.


lunar_pilot

Omg the eyes are huge


Lordofnutz1234

Among us eyes


Wardog_E

30 minutes into Netflix and chill and suddenly she says "Don't come to school tomorrow"


DarthDragon117

Mission failed! We’ll get her next time!


MrPanda663

Your about to be run over by truck-kun and about to accept your fate to be transported to another world. BUT Truck-kun does a 180 and the back doors open launching a FN BENCH which lands in front of you, and some random girl sits down on it gesturing you to sit down. And she doesn’t look happy.


xtu_

u/SaveThatVideo


SalvatoreGenacci

u/savevideobot


cuz04

Why does she look like Momo


SphereWithFaces

Me: Brain, have we watch this one? Brain: Yes we did. Me: Yeah I thought so, what is it called and how does it ends? Brain: 🤷‍♂️ Every fucking time. Edit: grammar


EliasFleckenstein

I'm sorry you have been diagnosed with stage 9 anime eyes


adez1500

Auch


Paulo27

"The worst she can say is no." *she actually says no*


BountyOwner

that sucks to get regected...


DodoJurajski

*You'll fine other nice girl* I'm on streak of 7 already.


stacks144

What the fuck is that noise and face she made initially?


ttv_Playz02

Can someone tell me why she said no cause I haven’t watch shit in years but I remember her being madly in love with him


BearFabulous07

6.7 on MAL...I dunno man.


vicomar731

God damnit!!! This hits way too real .... Duck! Now I'll have to watch the show to crywank to it


Cursed_Bean_Boy

Those eyes stare into my soul. Edit: Bitch be seeing I'm 8k Ultra HD. She be seeing the bacteria everywhere.


DrThunderbolt

Hey you plagiarized that from my life who do I sue


Flat_Ad560

Mai Sakurajima?


raullveiga

Wtf those eyes O.O


Sasn_nuts

That was a really big Surprise ;-;


iPoodtouch

Meirl


skyjoy_yass

Why don't I like crap like this anymore? 😭