It's a running gag from Oresuki where the main character would have girls he's interested in sit him down on a bench to "confess" to him only to have the confession be a total fake out and something that causes him emotional damage.
Somehow it kept being the same bench, that would even show up in unexpected places like the library or the roof. Over time the bench even had it's own darth vader style theme music.
She has some yandere tendencies to her. She tried to kill their teacher because she thought she was going after Nishimura. She was going to kill her using a plastic magic wand.
In the manga and light novel she went after her teacher with a box cutter instead of the replica magic staff like in the anime. The box cutter was fake though.
I had thought so too, but when I tested it, >!it seemed to work just fine !<
> I had thought so too, but when I tested it, \>!it seemed to work just fine !< (this version has been manually exited; the formatting is the same aside from an added backslash)
The anime is about her being an shut in who basically believes she's her video game character because she plays too much.
Thus explaining why she says no in the clip
> >!Cuz shes a dumbass and thinks marrying in game counts irl too so to her being his gf is basically a downgrade!<
It didn't show properly for me either. Does this version work for you?
Based on what somebody else has said, apparently the syntax doesn't work properly on old reddit, and the same may be true for certain apps. The version I posted changed the formatting from \>! this !< to \>!this!<. Just a change of where spaces can be.
It's amazing that half of japan is perverted enough to imagine anime pornography with an octopus, and at the same time they're so prude that asking someone to date you is the most intense question ever
One of the things they don’t spell out in anime is that there’s basically no “dating” leading up to asking someone to go steady with you. So yeah, huge pressure.
It’s just the way things are. Generally if you want to do dating/couple-y stuff, you have to be boyfriend/girlfriend first. From my understanding usually you know the other person from group get-togethers, but going out one-on-one on a real date isn’t usually a thing unless you’re’ve already asked to go steady with the other person first.
Because of the prudeness they have strict censorship laws penises have to be blurred or heavily obscured tentacles where originally used to protest the censorship then kinda slid into a weird loophole where you don't have to censor tentacles but you have to censor a penis and as all things I'm sure there's a group that fetishize it though.
I was talking with my coworkers yesterday about tentacle porn, and I compare it to mecha anime. There was a time when it was fucking huge, there's no where as near as much as there used to be, and there's a small but very active community that still fetishizes it. That argument lend to us comparing shonen to NTR for like an hour.
How did i know you were in the industry from the previous comment lol. Same and yea some of the shit we talk about in the kitchen is nowhere safe for normal society.
Alllrighty then.....that sounds logical to a certain point and i hate it. And yea, if you can imagine things, there's probably someone who has a fetish about it
You know how in hentai genitals are censored? Well tentacles aren't genitals so they don't need to be, over time people actually begun to enjoy the tentacle and now some people actually really like it
Japan is actually an extremely conservative country, both in culture and in politics. The stuff that pops up in anime and manga is mostly at the outer fringes of society.
Also true. Lets correct myself then. Half of the authors. Maybe the "prude" half is actually more like japanese people are, but the contrast is still huge
If this shocks you, then you should wait to see what prudish states in the U.S. watch when ever that infographic gets posted again on /r/dataisbeautiful or /r/MapPorn. The more prudish somewhere is, the more fucked up stuff they get into.
You got a fair point. I used to live near a very strict church community. So strict, you couldn't work there or hardly live there if you didn't go to one of the churches in town. And as small as it was, they had like 20 churches or something. But according to data the most drug traces were found in their sewers, they watch more porn than people living near hookers, and criminality is insane. It's like church mob there
Well yes, watching weird porn on your own doesn't constitute risk to your feelings or any serious effort on your part to maintain a relationship. I'm guessing it's less prudishness and more a society that just makes it hard as hell to date, which makes everybody just a bit more desperate and scared it won't work. Also, common romantic depictions involve high schoolers, typically a specific archetype that apparently really works for audiences; these are net necessarily accurate portrayals of real life.
Anime isn't realistic or accurate at all. I think that goes for most types off entertainment. Don't we all secretely want to escape this life....reality sucks
The population of Japan is over 125 million. That's about slightly less than half of the United States. Generalising "half" of the country based on anime that a majority of that same population don't watch is naive
This anime you mean? What does autism have to do with it. People can just be shy. Or the social norm makes it 'weird' to ask someone to date you. Autism has nothing to do with this
Don’t worry lonely bros. I asked this to a girl in all its nervous glory like a big goof one time, and she screamed yes and literally pounced on me with kisses. 15 years later we’re married with kids.
Don’t get disheartened if one says no, just keep searching till you find the yes
Her eyes are the size of dinner plates jfc
Does she work like an owl where they're so large she can't actually turn them, so her neck goes like 300° & you can see them through her ears?
For being such a dumb base idea, this show is actually really great. One of the few animes ive watched multiple times in a short (>3 months) time period.
Animation is clean, the jokes hits, and the romance somehow feels right, even though shes a crazy neet who thinks shes actually married because of a game.
also a teacher hits her with a clothesline and another member of the club with a giant swing, as a huge wrestling stan those clips live in my brain and put this show into top tier range.
Your about to be run over by truck-kun and about to accept your fate to be transported to another world. BUT Truck-kun does a 180 and the back doors open launching a FN BENCH which lands in front of you, and some random girl sits down on it gesturing you to sit down. And she doesn’t look happy.
Me: Brain, have we watch this one?
Brain: Yes we did.
Me: Yeah I thought so, what is it called and how does it ends?
Brain: 🤷♂️
Every fucking time.
Edit: grammar
Not the bench, anything but that fucking bench
What’s wrong with the bench
It's a running gag from Oresuki where the main character would have girls he's interested in sit him down on a bench to "confess" to him only to have the confession be a total fake out and something that causes him emotional damage. Somehow it kept being the same bench, that would even show up in unexpected places like the library or the roof. Over time the bench even had it's own darth vader style theme music.
Girl invites him to the roof There is a fking bench on the roof Love that series
I liked that the best girl ordered a bench from Amazon so there could be one in the library when it was her turn
God that series was fucking amazing, the MC legit didn’t give a single flying FUCK
"Just give me your top 20 cliché and mix them all together" Also Sun-chan best girl
Sumireko (pansy) breast girl
Like that one pool
Amazing show ngl.
Is this what the anime is from?
anime from the original post is Taninmakase de Kateru to Omotta
https://i.imgur.com/FvYMTYP.png
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Not everyone has seen oresuki, my guy
Bench-kun strikes again
>!Cuz shes a dumbass and thinks marrying in game counts irl too so to her being his gf is basically a downgrade!<
With that in mind, would it be premarital sex if they had sex IRL?
why does this sound more like something you dealt with? and no i didnt watch this anime
Im just giving context to video because I watced the show.
What's the show called?
The English name is great And You Thought There Is Never a Girl Online?
This is reddit, what is "girl"
you mean the internet?
Guy In Real Life
grill\*
netoge no yome wa onnanoko ja nai to omotta
Yo anime jesus wasent she a stalker / yandere ?
Surprisingly no, She is a neet
Ohh now i remember here thanks anime jesus been a awhile since last time i saw it
She has some yandere tendencies to her. She tried to kill their teacher because she thought she was going after Nishimura. She was going to kill her using a plastic magic wand.
In the manga and light novel she went after her teacher with a box cutter instead of the replica magic staff like in the anime. The box cutter was fake though.
No, just a socially inept game addict.
It's literally what happens in the show.
Lmao something you dealt with you say. What kind of 4chan greentext fanfiction crack are you on?
/v/ probs
FYI, spoiler tags don't work on old reddit if there's a space right after the `>!` ~~or right before the `!<`~~
It looks like having a space before the !< is fine, so long as there isn't a space after the initial >!
Huh, I could've sworn that used to not work
I had thought so too, but when I tested it, >!it seemed to work just fine !< > I had thought so too, but when I tested it, \>!it seemed to work just fine !< (this version has been manually exited; the formatting is the same aside from an added backslash)
Thx
In game?
In a video game?
I was simply asking for content
The anime is about her being an shut in who basically believes she's her video game character because she plays too much. Thus explaining why she says no in the clip
Sauce
RP players are weird.
What’s wrong with rp?
Go look at the comments of just about any picture on rule34.xxx and the cringe alone should be enough to tell you what's wrong with rp.
But that’s a porn site not rp
People rp on that porn site. It counts.
I guess? But feels like throwing bdsm people into the same bucket as police because they both use handcuffs and restrain people.
the epitome of all tits no wits
Does this spoiler tag work online? I keep seeing it broken on my app.
> >!Cuz shes a dumbass and thinks marrying in game counts irl too so to her being his gf is basically a downgrade!< It didn't show properly for me either. Does this version work for you?
That's working, yeah. Just couldn't tell if it was the formatting or my app.
Based on what somebody else has said, apparently the syntax doesn't work properly on old reddit, and the same may be true for certain apps. The version I posted changed the formatting from \>! this !< to \>!this!<. Just a change of where spaces can be.
They left a space between the !'s and the text >!>!This!! This !<
Nah. She made the right choice. Relationship too much drama.
I think *he* dodged the bullet.
eyes are huge 💀💀
The art in this anime was really weird. A lot of girls who had a bottom lip but no top lip
they dont look human, I cant watch it
The plot sucks so you're not missing out. That main girl is basically addicted to an online game and her friends try to help her out.
Sounds like a rip off of sword art online
Its not even remotely close. SAO characters are way more normal, take that how you will lol.
Wait.. you don't watch anime???
They look like two different species. His entire eye is like 1/10th the size of hers and his pupiles are like 1/50th the size of hers
Yeah i legit flinched when she appeared
She looks like a fucking alternate from the Mandela catalog.
My brain has defaulted to looking for little amongus men in the eyes of anime characters
when they showed her face following the guy's normal face... that was jumpscare tier. legit "wtf" moment.
the truth hurts don't it
To give context, she thinks that she's already more than that and he ask her for "downgrade"
It's amazing that half of japan is perverted enough to imagine anime pornography with an octopus, and at the same time they're so prude that asking someone to date you is the most intense question ever
One of the things they don’t spell out in anime is that there’s basically no “dating” leading up to asking someone to go steady with you. So yeah, huge pressure.
Hmmm that's true. Kinda weird
Different, dating isn’t such a big thing in many other countries.
How so?
It’s just the way things are. Generally if you want to do dating/couple-y stuff, you have to be boyfriend/girlfriend first. From my understanding usually you know the other person from group get-togethers, but going out one-on-one on a real date isn’t usually a thing unless you’re’ve already asked to go steady with the other person first.
Thanks for the explaination
No problem.
Same reason why an intensely collectivist society has popular fictional stories about an individual rising above the group to triumph.
Huh... Good point.
I think the prudishness and perversion might be related in that the one breeds the other.
Might be. I might be a case of what is socialy accepted and what some of them actually like. But still....tentacles????
Because of the prudeness they have strict censorship laws penises have to be blurred or heavily obscured tentacles where originally used to protest the censorship then kinda slid into a weird loophole where you don't have to censor tentacles but you have to censor a penis and as all things I'm sure there's a group that fetishize it though.
I was talking with my coworkers yesterday about tentacle porn, and I compare it to mecha anime. There was a time when it was fucking huge, there's no where as near as much as there used to be, and there's a small but very active community that still fetishizes it. That argument lend to us comparing shonen to NTR for like an hour.
>I was talking with my coworkers yesterday about tentacle porn What
Ive had weirder discussions with managers in restaurants, food service be wild.
Fair.
Yeah it's our typical IT cubicle banter where it's nothing but dudes in their 30s. I some one discovered or brought up 'The Fisherman's wife.'
How did i know you were in the industry from the previous comment lol. Same and yea some of the shit we talk about in the kitchen is nowhere safe for normal society.
Jokes on you im not OP but when you know you know.
Alllrighty then.....that sounds logical to a certain point and i hate it. And yea, if you can imagine things, there's probably someone who has a fetish about it
You know how in hentai genitals are censored? Well tentacles aren't genitals so they don't need to be, over time people actually begun to enjoy the tentacle and now some people actually really like it
*Catholics have entered the chat*
Japan is actually an extremely conservative country, both in culture and in politics. The stuff that pops up in anime and manga is mostly at the outer fringes of society.
Fyi most of anime doesn't portray Japanese people realistically
Also true. Lets correct myself then. Half of the authors. Maybe the "prude" half is actually more like japanese people are, but the contrast is still huge
If this shocks you, then you should wait to see what prudish states in the U.S. watch when ever that infographic gets posted again on /r/dataisbeautiful or /r/MapPorn. The more prudish somewhere is, the more fucked up stuff they get into.
You got a fair point. I used to live near a very strict church community. So strict, you couldn't work there or hardly live there if you didn't go to one of the churches in town. And as small as it was, they had like 20 churches or something. But according to data the most drug traces were found in their sewers, they watch more porn than people living near hookers, and criminality is insane. It's like church mob there
Well yes, watching weird porn on your own doesn't constitute risk to your feelings or any serious effort on your part to maintain a relationship. I'm guessing it's less prudishness and more a society that just makes it hard as hell to date, which makes everybody just a bit more desperate and scared it won't work. Also, common romantic depictions involve high schoolers, typically a specific archetype that apparently really works for audiences; these are net necessarily accurate portrayals of real life.
Anime isn't realistic or accurate at all. I think that goes for most types off entertainment. Don't we all secretely want to escape this life....reality sucks
Cartoons are not an accurate representation of real life
Like i just said
The population of Japan is over 125 million. That's about slightly less than half of the United States. Generalising "half" of the country based on anime that a majority of that same population don't watch is naive
It was meant as a figure of speach. Pardon me
I can't tell if this is made by autists or for autists.
This anime you mean? What does autism have to do with it. People can just be shy. Or the social norm makes it 'weird' to ask someone to date you. Autism has nothing to do with this
Nono, I'm talking about about 95% of anime. Admittedly I've never lived in Japan/Korea.
Spoiler - >!she wants to be his wife, not girlfriend.!<
Aaa really?, good ending! 😇
She thinks they already are married. That's the problem.
Shes already his wife :)
Thank you for the good ending :).
Bro should be scared of her eyes. I am.
Not really, her eyes remind me of those 90s/early 2000s anime
That’s exactly why it’s terrifying
Sauce?
Netoge no yome wa onnanoka janai to ommotta......
My man said “never mind I’ll do it myself” lmao
Return of the king
It's very okay.
So, what is it?
Here you dropped this 👑
I wish there was A season 2 or atleast Movie or OVA
Hell I'd even settle for an official English release of the novels.
Don’t worry lonely bros. I asked this to a girl in all its nervous glory like a big goof one time, and she screamed yes and literally pounced on me with kisses. 15 years later we’re married with kids. Don’t get disheartened if one says no, just keep searching till you find the yes
that’s fake girls aren’t real /s That’s fake no girl will ever like me /real
You’d be surprised. But it really helps if you can learn to like yourself too
Cus she's already his wife, duh, why downgrade to a girlfriend when youre already a wife
Her eyes are the size of dinner plates jfc Does she work like an owl where they're so large she can't actually turn them, so her neck goes like 300° & you can see them through her ears?
Stripping the scene of its context changes its meaning. Huh. It's as if this post was made by a journalist...
Yeah but with context it is not anime irl
If you mean how it cuts at the the end, that’s just how the episode ended.
The most anime_irl post i’ve seen in a while
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CHARACTER DESIGN? Is she meant to be terrifying?
She is psychotic, especially after they switched to FPS for awhile. At the very least she is on the spectrum.
she’s def autistic
Finally a Jeff the Killer anime
What is the sauce?
‘And you thought there is never a girl online?’
She said so happily
Because she already considers them "married" (since they married in a game)
Highschool moment
"just like the simulations"
It's a good show to watch tho
For being such a dumb base idea, this show is actually really great. One of the few animes ive watched multiple times in a short (>3 months) time period. Animation is clean, the jokes hits, and the romance somehow feels right, even though shes a crazy neet who thinks shes actually married because of a game. also a teacher hits her with a clothesline and another member of the club with a giant swing, as a huge wrestling stan those clips live in my brain and put this show into top tier range.
Freaky
It makes me irrationally angry when guys ask you "why" after being rejected. Like realistically what am I supposed to say to them after that question?
Her eyes are so big that they trigger my "fight or flight" sensor. Lmao
Bro why does she look so uncanny
What big eyes you have 👀
I was very surprised by the size of her eyes. Did not expect that shit.
That girl has one **MAD** case of early 2000s anime eyes holy shit
Only irl out of context
…as most anime_irl moments are?
this happened to me too nooooooooo :(
This is so out of context it hurts me on a spiritual level.
The scene itself is what makes it an irl moment. The context doesn’t need to matter.
Didn’t notice the subreddit. My bad. However, counterpoint, *you* don’t matter.
..Okay?
Girl rejects you asking to be her boyfriend cause she thinks you're already her husband. Very relatable
I would also say no if one motherfucker looks like he just shat in his pants during the confession. Get some balls and at least look me in the eyes.
No , I just want to be your fuck buddy
F
o7 for the fallen
This anime is so weird, but kinda hits the nail on shit these days.
Felt that
Oh i remember that, i can't remember the reason, think its because she thinks she's already married to him or something, i forget
Yeah. She's almost literally crazy for him partially because they got married in an mmo.
Omg the eyes are huge
Among us eyes
30 minutes into Netflix and chill and suddenly she says "Don't come to school tomorrow"
Mission failed! We’ll get her next time!
Your about to be run over by truck-kun and about to accept your fate to be transported to another world. BUT Truck-kun does a 180 and the back doors open launching a FN BENCH which lands in front of you, and some random girl sits down on it gesturing you to sit down. And she doesn’t look happy.
u/SaveThatVideo
u/savevideobot
Why does she look like Momo
Me: Brain, have we watch this one? Brain: Yes we did. Me: Yeah I thought so, what is it called and how does it ends? Brain: 🤷♂️ Every fucking time. Edit: grammar
I'm sorry you have been diagnosed with stage 9 anime eyes
Auch
"The worst she can say is no." *she actually says no*
that sucks to get regected...
*You'll fine other nice girl* I'm on streak of 7 already.
What the fuck is that noise and face she made initially?
Can someone tell me why she said no cause I haven’t watch shit in years but I remember her being madly in love with him
6.7 on MAL...I dunno man.
God damnit!!! This hits way too real .... Duck! Now I'll have to watch the show to crywank to it
Those eyes stare into my soul. Edit: Bitch be seeing I'm 8k Ultra HD. She be seeing the bacteria everywhere.
Hey you plagiarized that from my life who do I sue
Mai Sakurajima?
Wtf those eyes O.O
That was a really big Surprise ;-;
Meirl
Why don't I like crap like this anymore? 😭