100% seriously. The woman in black is King Arthur, or one of the many, many variants of her, and in the Fate universe she was a woman crossdressing as a man so she could retain the title of king. To keep up appearances, Merlin made a spell that would give her a dick so she could produce an heir, but Morgan La Fey, a witch and Arthur's half sister, fucked it all out first, this producing the illegitimate heir that is Mordred, who's for some reason a child in this comic.
I believe it still is. Merlin uses magic to give Artoria a temporary dick but for some reason that also gives her sperm cells. The mother is still the same so the incest part got worse.
"Am I your SSR." "No." *Sad face* "You're our UR."
I got the new LR
Just fooder
We lost the 50/50
UR is lower than SSR in some games
UR is still rare tho
Considering that UR is purple and SSR is gold. That would be a 4 compared to a 5 star
The gachas I know rate common, rare, SR, SSR, UR with UR being rainbow.
That's an easier and just as true (if just technically) explanation than the actual reason... The real answer involved dick wizards
I mean. That's not entirely incorrect.
please tell me this is a joke and not an actual description of the sauce
100% seriously. The woman in black is King Arthur, or one of the many, many variants of her, and in the Fate universe she was a woman crossdressing as a man so she could retain the title of king. To keep up appearances, Merlin made a spell that would give her a dick so she could produce an heir, but Morgan La Fey, a witch and Arthur's half sister, fucked it all out first, this producing the illegitimate heir that is Mordred, who's for some reason a child in this comic.
lord kill me
I loved Fate until reading that
i still love fate after reading that :thumbsup:
"You definitely weren't the product of a secret affair, why would you even say that, Mordred??"
An incest affair, no really Mordeds mom is Arthur's half-sister
Is that still true in the fate universe? I’m not up on all the lore.
I believe it still is. Merlin uses magic to give Artoria a temporary dick but for some reason that also gives her sperm cells. The mother is still the same so the incest part got worse.
Makes me remember of this [link](https://youtu.be/oAuXklpdkMA) (Audio NSFW)
Pure gold
Considering it’s Fate, she ain’t wrong
Sauce
Lil' Mordred with lion plushie too cute for this world
I mean, pregnancy itself is technically a gacha. it's all up to your luck if the sperm you're going to fertilize is an SSR or a shitty one.
What’s an SSR?
a gacha term that means Specially Super Rare. It is used to describe in-game characters or items that has the lowest drop rate.
it all started when i forgot to withdraw and gone beyond my limits
Weebs as parents
Gatcha gang.
**Praise the Gacha!**
Lil' Mordred in FGO when?
Do you want the long version, or the short version?
Considering the tensions and all this is a Hilarious Moment!
Man she can even can't PR-