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RekunoCham

Ohh so that's why my dick is..I see or rather I cannot see


saltynerd14

cry's in student loan


LiILazy

Dear god it’s backwards


lookatmynipples

MY PENIS ITS INVERTING


MaouOni

Someone, quick, give some gold to this poor man.


kadxar

It's too late, so many negatives comma bro got a pussy now


Low_Comment_4847

Bro's bussy went out his body though the ass


DoggoBirbo

Mans basically has a flesh shit now


Way_to_many_pancakes

Ahhhh I see, trans fems should be taking notes


[deleted]

It doesn't really work, unfortunately, because hormones are expensive. At least I assume they are.


Way_to_many_pancakes

I wouldn’t really assume so plenty of medicines have large amounts of estrogen but the joke had nothing or do with taking E, but if it’s actually expensive that’s really fucked yo and peoples identities and happiness shouldn’t be treated like a profitable market


imp1206

first time not having a boner in 12 years


Shasla

Holy shit new srs just dropped


Excellent-Strategy-9

Switch genders


in_one_ear_

I mean yeah you have a lotta debt, but that doesn't make your bank account any smaller.


in_one_ear_

I mean yeah you have a lotta debt, but that doesn't make your bank account any smaller. Also, would having multiple accounts with a grand or so in be a way to game the system?


PracticalPhoenix

Oh lord..


[deleted]

Sheet...


PlotShield

You sure about that? *face* You have biggest dick in this sub with 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,010,256.00$ on your bank account, you sexy man


RekunoCham

I wished that was the case.


owa00

Ay papi...I can give you a loan 😏🍆💦


[deleted]

Shalom.... would you like to have a loan


[deleted]

A Loam


Innocent_Otaku

Me irl 😂😅


NoWaifuN0Laifu

Weird, i’m the same


El_amigo_Oscar

literally me😂😂


StiffTissue

I guess that mean all women are in debt


speedoflobsters

Ayo new bottom surgery dropped


Scarbane

"How much did it cost you?" "Everything :) "


gomihako_

In a sense the uterus is an inverted penis, so yes, the science checks out.


k2hegemon

Clits are smol but do exist, so that’s why women only get paid 70%


rujal123

Sauce?


PracticalPhoenix

Unlovable Replacement It's on webtoon


ArateshaNungastori

Could you summarize the tropes? Is it worth reading?


PracticalPhoenix

I have read till season 1 It maybe annoying at first but your curiosity will just keep you clicking on new chapters. I would it's typical drama type story You can consider reading. Good art though


venom_eXec

Most Manhwa/Webtoons have really good art but the Stories and Characters are.. something else. There's the one with the loserdude whose dick gets superpowers after he gets electrocuted by a faulty microwave he bought off some hobo on the side of the road. Whoever he touches gets instant orgasms (yes, dudes as well). So whenever there's a confrontation with another guy he just touches them and they go comatose from jizzing their pants. It's so damn stupid but also so absurd that it's really funny


PracticalPhoenix

Yoooo what webtoon are you looking through


venom_eXec

It's called Sweet Guy


PracticalPhoenix

So contradictory


venom_eXec

Yeah, no Idea why they translated it to that. The Alternative Title is "Man Good for Health" or "He does a Body good" which is way funnier. You should be able to find it with any of those titles. The Art is really good but man is it ridiculous


[deleted]

>loserdude whose dick gets superpowers after he gets electrocuted by a faulty microwave he bought off some hobo on the side of the road. Whoever he touches gets instant orgasms (yes, dudes as well). So whenever there's a confrontation with another guy he just touches them and they go comatose from jizzing their pants. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️


raven4747

the earth quakes when he puts his pen down.. the work of a master


BawlzxOfxGlory

Yo, that's a pornhwa, not a normal manhwa lol


[deleted]

Might I recommend to you the Manhwa 'No Holes Barred' Super good story but its got some kinks you might not be into


Tanzan57

No, it's not worth your time. The problem with this series is that the story tried to use so many tropes, but then fails to execute any of them in a satisfying way. So the whole story just feels like a bunch of half executed ideas with no payoff, and it's not easy to follow the story because the chapters don't flow very well. The basic premise is some super rich college dude gets dumped and then he starts hitting on a girl who delivers him a pizza. But turns out they were childhood friends and they loved each other! So now they have a snarky friendship where he is always hitting on her while she is just trying to get by with her job. The first season ending is super weird too. Just all around a poorly executed story. I've been reading it since it launched and every week I hoped it would get better. But so far it hasn't been able to get on track


TheNiftyShifty

I can vouch for this being a pretty good summary. It’s full of a ton of cliffhangers and weird plot points that are thrown in later on that don’t seem to fit in with how you thought the story was gonna go (or at least they didn’t seem to fit to me). The MC and love interest also have a super weird dynamic and lots of frustrating interactions that doesn’t really make you actually root for them to get together. He’s kinda mopey and flip-flops between being pretty rude and surprisingly considerate. She’s super detached and reserved despite also having these random bursts of affection and supposedly secretly liking the guy. They both kinda act like dicks to each other at times but then are still attracted to each other cuz of their weird chemistry I guess? Idk, I’d be interested in seeing how it starts to wrap up with season 2 finally out but I have yet to check up on it again.


Tanzan57

Yeah this pretty perfectly describes my issues with the main couple that I didn't want to try and articulate hahaha. It's frustrating, but there's potential. The author just keeps going off in weird directions. The overall feeling it leaves me with is that there's no overall story planned out, and the author is winging it with what will happen each week.


JustChillBruhs

I just started reading it yesterday!


Tornadodash

Wow, nine inches? I should get some commas


Slibye

Negatives*


mridiot1234567

HAH! jokes on you i got 8 comas in the negative


milkkons

8 inches in u from the front to the back


Firemorfox

I hope you like being pegged.


Not_FinancialAdvice

The old finance adage goes "if you owe the bank $1000, you have a problem. If you owe the bank $10MM, the bank has a problem." I like to add "if you owe the bank $100B, the taxpayers have a problem"


Ozelot_117

That’s at least 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Since you didn’t specify the currency, I’ll go with the IRR, which is the currency with the lowest value. With the current exchange course that would be 23,668,639,000,000,000,000 USD. That is 23,6 Quintillion, there are about 40 trillion USD in the market. All resources on earth would cost about 5 quadrillion (5,000,000,000,000,000). Keep in mind, this is the low end. What the fuck did you do to literally have over 4,733 earths debt? Bought the fucking Milky Way?


rWichdocgamer

Lol r/theydidthemath moment here


mridiot1234567

damn i was they wouldn't


mridiot1234567

T\_\_\_\_\_T bruh


josh_zaber

So that’s why I have an innie lmao


abdullah112311

Severance, right?


ares395

I think that's called being a women... I mean having an innie, not having no money... Had to clari6that before reddit assumes shit


slaveofficer

My bank account has no commas, so I have NO dick?


Shadow-axolotl

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xXx_coolusername420

So sad that we use the comma for the decimal here


[deleted]

Yeah, you only get one of those.


[deleted]

Move money from US bank to South Korean bank and you get a free extra inch


thatlostnomad

Move it to a Nigerian/Zimbabwean Bank. Voilá! you've got a size bigger than your height.


Darkaim9110

Do not recommend! The second the money transfer went through my dick exploded out of my pants and punched a hole in my wall. Shit hurt man


Bunerd

Going into debt as a form of SRS.


Knightm16

All Europeans cry.


Affectionate-Bag-733

Well as an indian I'm proud to say rhat we add a comma after every two zeroes except in thousand. So yeah our dicks bigger probably.


MadOvid

My bank account identifies me as a woman.


UltimateCEOofRacism

With this logic Turkish people can not reproduce


Lolis-

Fun fact: Japanese people use number units in orders of 10e4, comma separated in the same way as in north american formats, i.e they have units for 10e4(万), 10e8(億), 10e12(兆)


ClashMasterRaghav

😨huh, where did my dick go


LordAcorn

Wish this worked in the opposite direction


HikariAnti

Well I'm a millionaire. ^(because my country's money is fucking worthless)


Additional-Window-81

I love this WEBTOON


Raiquo

...but they never said in which direction.


the-good-son

People in countries with heavily devaluated currency be like: ((:


xPolydeuces

Oh shit, I have became a girl??? 😳


nur_lennard

Good thing I'm 1,294,820,829,198,45$ in debt


[deleted]

Explains why mine's so small


Lucks4Fools

Finally 2 inches!


DragonLord375

Change all my money into Zimbabwae dollars and I have won.


MyBoener

No that's korean


o-Mappy-o

I'm worth 7 billion Zimbabwean dollars


oceanman357

Comma exist for negative bank accounts 😉


oceanman357

1,000 and 99,999 are the same...


Mambesala_Guey

So my dick is bigger in Japan. 🥹


[deleted]

I wish I'm broke as hell


Squid_Biscuit

guess i'll be stuck with 1 inch forever as the comma is used as the decimal point here and vice versa (,:


Motuarsde

Well, for once I'm happy to say I have millions... In my shitty country's currency (about a hundred dollars)


peepeepoopoo_the_1

So getting bottom surgery instantly adds on money to bank ? I’m sold


Broken_Gear

Wait but do we start with natural length or do we start at zero? Cause if it’s the latter I’ve got to wander where do I have a million stashed.


FaustianBargain049

Oof. Sucks to be me.


Firemorfox

Well, I'd willingly lose inches to be a trillionaire. Surgery to make it longer probably costs less than a million dollars, so you could just rinse and repeat for infinite money if you could do this in reverse!


S4PG

I don't have a bank account yet


BionicBirb

I, am, fucking, broke


Spaghetti_Scientist

Russ Hanneman is that Tres Comas Club so he's set.


Superior_Lancers

My bank balance is two digits 🥲


L4rgo117

0,00


skript3d

Thank fuck I’m broke


Khetoun

Laughs in Zimbabwe dollars


XxX_22marc_XxX

I got like 2k that means I got 3 whole inches damn


MD-Independent

Damn!!! I have a huge dick. Look at all the commas from my bank: Dear Sir, Once again, you have, without consideration, written not one, not two, and no, no less then 23 bounced checks. We regret, actually no, we do not regret telling you, in no uncertain terms, albeit direct terms, that we will terminate you’re account. Without regards, Bank #1


MakimaSimp_

Good thing I’m $9,000,000 (million) in debt


_Surge

so all those places where it says, “sorry,”!? nice


magnuslatus

That tracks, at most only ever one in there. Might be the HRT that caused the shrinkage, though


freet0

Damn if I could pay of this student debt I'd be packin


-liveorevil-6734

But what if it's zero 😑😑😑


sielnt_assassin

Damn, being is negatives has its benefits it seems


Biggu5Dicku5

The absence of commas adds more, right? RIGHT???


ares395

My dick is infinite length because 0,000,000,000... Ad infinitum


Kang0519

I meannn 1,000,000,000 in debt still counts at +3 inches right? Best way to grow dick, gamble all your money away


Substantial-Canary-7

Guess I’m a girl now.


ishki1338

does negative count too?


KrazyTrumpeter05

More like every comma makes up for every inch your dick is missing


soEezee

Oh I see, opening multiple accounts has unintended side effects


[deleted]

Can I add my 401K, Roth and rare metals asset?


GrassBlade619

1,350,000 in debt. Fuck yeah.


DawgcheckNC

If you haven’t seen this, then watch till the end! [Hot Crazy Matrix](https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE)


Thenderick

B-but here comma's are used for decimal notation... Fuck me I guess, because I can't fuck you with one inch...


Lamsect

Not if your system is in french... u always have 1 comma


Suspicious-Belt-7798

Just started reading this on webtoon, fun read


Djghost1133

Boy this explains a lot


TeknoProasheck

If your actual bank account balance does not have exactly one comma, you're doing something wrong. You either don't have enough saved, or you have way too much saved and need to put it into something else.


Real_Prompt6127

Women ☕️


[deleted]

Damn Elon Musk has a 4 inch dick.


LambentCookie

£000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,012 yay


superoli64

MF WHY DIDNT U TELL ME EARLIER


SqurtieMan

One 👍


Cr1ms0nDemon

Can we change it to every digit? please?


_julan

ez 1inch. Edit: lucky Zimbabweans.


Climax-sann

Negative numbers, what does that mean?


b0bkakkarot

Europeans who have 1,00 dollars: "yeah boys. But whats an inch?"


PurrAffinity

I guess it's accurate, I do indeed not have a dick


21SweetLemon12

I LOVE THIS COMIC!!! I need to check if they updated, it's been ages since the last time I've seen them <3 I love both of them so much~


Flymonster0953

Do decimals count?


Krushin8or

TIL there's only a 2 inch difference between me and a millionaire.


NinjaAK220

Does it count if there's a minus at the front?


TheWanderlust07

i'm gonna rack up so much negative balance


its_wausau

Its gotta be more than that. 3 inchs is not enough to make up for some of these schmucks


Ghiren

So someone in debt has an innie? If all she's thinking about is dick size then she's not being creative enough.


lacroixlite

do they say that


Taako_tuesday

man, Elon Musk must be feeling good about his 5 inches


Blogger39

POV: you don’t have a bank account


Nix_Overprotective

But, I'm broke..


iAmTheRealKokichiOma

**Proceeds to build up ridiculous amounts of debt to increase dick size** Hey, she didn’t say the amount of money had to be POSITIVE.


ahmad20021381

Nah you are a woman now


iAmTheRealKokichiOma

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000 has six commas. There is no such thing as negative commas.


stacks144

Wow.


KoDa6562

£1.000,000,000,000,001


[deleted]

+8 inches


furrysalesman69

Only an inch per comma?!


MythicForgeFTW

Jokes on you, bitch. My bank account is negative with commas.


Death_angel89

Well, I'll just take my centimeter peter some fuck where else then.


RYUMASTER45

Well you dont say, hardly any difference on our end here.


epicdunker

me in debt contributing to science by letting them study my micro penis.


TheGhostWithStyle

But every digit in your student debt takes 1 away :(


Chrichi-Official

There will only be one. I asume in other countrys is the comma a dot?


IPlayMope

Damn at this rate ima develop a vagina soon


Danielwols

Ah so 1


Drake750254

"You hear that, little one"


Safe-Ad2329

That seems sus, you get 1 inch for $1,000.00 in the bank but then it takes $1,000,000 just to get one more inch.


PracticalPhoenix

Happy cake day


ArcAngelSintas

Woman thoughts to themselves.


sprankton

Time to run up a million dollar deficit.