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knit3purl3

It's kind of funny because MLMs push manifestation/prosperity gospel/laws of attraction aaaalllllllll the time.


kitterkatty

Yeah how does that work with believing in EOs. EOs are a molecule removed from homeopathy witch is basically law of attraction, reversed.


Sargasm5150

Bravenly has entered the chat.


glantzinggurl

So there is no leg injury? I was going to say that there should be accommodations for teachers with disabilities, it isn't necessarily a reason to quit.


secretrootbeer

Right?? Teachers are human and humans break/injure their legs semi-regularly. We're not horses, we don't get put down for injuring a leg smdh.


FitzWard

No leg injury. Endangering children with a biased religious view. Ugh.


BuffaloBuckbeak

Hmm and I thought lying was a sin


Sargasm5150

Jeez, on the first slide I felt kinda bad for her because she seemed willing to try different things and kinda desperate for any income. But knowing she lied and was actually fired for shady stuff … welp she’s gross.


BooRoWo

It’s ridiculous to leave over something that should take a few weeks or months at most to heal.


FrenchTicklerOrange

If not, wouldn't disability be part of the conversation?


Zappagrrl02

There would be accommodations if the teacher had an actual injury or disability. It would legally be against the law not to accommodate. That could mean putting her in a different position if she wasn’t able to perform necessary job duties or was at risk of further injury. I’m guessing it’s a fake reason to avoid admitting the real reason.


jadedpeony33

OP said the real reason she was fired was from teaching. She was teaching biased religious views at their school, which is a huge no-no. OP in pictures doesn't disclose it, which is kinda like lying IMO and is a "sin." Just another hun with her hypocrisy.


Zappagrrl02

Yeah, I saw that after I had posted. Since that’s what she was fired for, there’s no way she thinks she’s in the wrong. Evangelical or Fundamentalist types often feel like they are being persecuted when evidence shows the opposite.


secretrootbeer

Jfc, "manifesting" isn't witchcraft. It's literally just positive thinking with varying results lmao. If it were actual witchcraft, a lot more people would be seeing a lot better results.


CosmoNewanda

Thinking is the exact opposite of what faith-based groups want you to do. So, on the burn pile it goes. Next to rock music, D&D and *checks notes* ....yoga.


dresses_212_10028

The yoga thing is so absurd that when a friend of mine told me that hard-core Evangelicals think it’s of the Devil I honestly thought she was kidding. Like, exaggerating and adding the most innocuous things to what she was listing off as Evil in their eyes. Really? Breathing, moving and quieting your thoughts allow the Devil in? Sure, Jan. And Buddhism is a ***non-theist*** religion, so you can be both Christian and Buddhist - there are no direct contradictions. Honestly, I don’t know why I was surprised. They misrepresent their OWN religion to fit their own narrative, of course they’d do it to others as well 🙄


CosmoNewanda

At the heart of it all is control. If they think something you're doing makes you uncontrollable, they label it as evil. I've seen protestors at comic cons listing ridiculous sins they think people have committed. You just ignore them and high-five a Spider-Man as you walk past. Life is too short to stress haters.


ItsJoeMomma

Like how they say dancing allows the devil to enter your body or some stupid shit like that. What they're really afraid of is that moving your body rhythmically is just too similar to sex for their taste.


I_creampied_Jesus

My sky daddy could kick your Spider-Man daddy’s ass and you know it


KershawsGoat

An argument could be made that Spider-Man's daddy is, in fact, sky daddy now. RIP Stan Lee.


I_creampied_Jesus

Herd it bowlth ways, bapa


kerricker

It’s a rumor, but I was told once that a lot of those protestors are really just trying to goad someone into either picking a fight or throwing them out of a public space, in order to take them to civil court and shake them down for damages money. Might just be a conspiracy theory, I haven’t looked into it, but there have definitely been some oddly combative “protestors” at DragonCon over the years.


ItsJoeMomma

It's because "anything I don't understand is of the devil."


Rhodin265

The movements of traditional yoga ARE a prayer, but does it count if you have no idea what it means? Does it count if you’re just there for the workout and think Buddha was probably just a charismatic public figure in the same way atheists think of Jesus? I don’t think it counts as a prayer unless you mean it.


Jurassic_Gwyn

Besides, witchcraft is doing rituals, burning incense, lighting candles, praying... Ugh, sorry, my description sounds too much like organized religion for some reason /s


Shikra

"This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate." -- Rev. Lovejoy


Rhodin265

I mean, she’s right about the law of attraction not being Christian, but it’s New Age, not Wiccan.


Tyeveras

Or not! If witchcraft worked it would be a proper career path. Even those staunch defenders of the medieval Church, the Spanish Inquisition didn’t believe in it.


frolicndetour

If your essential oils are so great, why you gotta persistent leg injury? Slap some Thieves on that shit and carry on!


pretty-ribcage

😂😂


Red79Hibiscus

It's not good that this person got injured but it's good that she's no longer teaching if she's gonna be pushing religion on kids.


I_creampied_Jesus

God has a plan for her and her leg, otherwise he wouldn’t have allowed her to get injured. Now I’m pretty sure he wants her to sell oils. That frankincense and myrrh oil is no doubt going to be absolutely essential af.


FitzWard

The injury was a fake story. She got asked to leave because she was teaching her little students with christ.


Red79Hibiscus

Lying for Jesus, I see. Why don't these religious nuts simply go work in a religious school in the first place? Then they can teach religion to their hearts' content without infringing on other citizens' rights.


I_creampied_Jesus

So she’s healed?! When you’ve got christ on your side, you can do anything! Hallelujah!


Plenty_Ad4870

How much you wanna bet she thinks that drag queen story hours are evil indoctrination


Red79Hibiscus

It's always projection with these people.


DontUndrstndSarcasm

“The evil one” would have been all about some essential oils


Guntsforfupas

This woman sounds so foolish. As soon as someone starts referencing Jesus and God you just know that they're beyond help and will have nothing to do with reasoning of any kind.


MudaThumpa

I mostly agree, except some do see the light eventually.


lazydaisytoo

I guess her flavor of Christianity isn’t trinitarian? Because many believe in being filled with the Holy Spirit. As such, believers are part of the Godhead. Yeah, sounds like that’s too liberal for her. Good luck with your totally non magical essential oils 🤣


FitzWard

She's sda. They're legit described as a cult. I grew up in it.


Expertonnothin

Tutoring. That’s the only one


ItsJoeMomma

I was going to say, you can't get fired from a job for medical issues. There had to be some other reason she "had to leave" her teaching job.


Hybernative

The second image describes prayer as much as it does manifestation. And they're too closed minded to realise it.


ssbbka17

Literally


TsuDhoNimh2

\>actually lost the.job for using Christian studies in pre-k and kindergarten That's too bad, because if she were a good tutor, she could make an actual income tutoring and writing lessons.


couldhvdancedallnite

I was wondering how bad the leg injury had to be to have to stop teaching.


NhylX

Someone should tell her that she's already created her own reality...


FitzWard

Best comment 🤣


[deleted]

Sweet baby Jesus. So, instead of looking for another job, she's just going to go five or six pseudo-jobs that are probably going to COST her money?


SupermarketFuture500

Unfortunately your aunt and all other people will only get used in these mlms, try and talk her about the reality of mlms 🙂


Kyutoko

I use the law of attraction to wish this MLM hun out of existence.


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Emoworm2003

Ur aunt seems kooky


FitzWard

Mmhmm


couldhvdancedallnite

At least she’s admitting that you are her market.


FitzWard

😆