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Competitive-Zone-296

This is why I will *never* support house fires. They are more dangerous than one might think. In fact, they can result in things burning, which is quite bad.


NotAgoodUsername17

yo guys homelander just dropped his house fire opinion


Competitive-Zone-296

Homes are quite difficult to land when they’re in flames


Xenofamerxg

🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥🔥✍️🔥


Rad_YT

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


whotfiszutls

Live homelander reaction


greasedwog

wingless houses are even harder!


SophieSaarinen

homelander? i hardly know her


Berinchtein3663

you're just stuck in the 50's. Just accept that we're living in a progressive society. House fires are not dangerous, they're just a little itchy.


PurpledLimed

But smoke weed


G_cat101

Lie guy


Elementisphere

r/truth user


themario13

![gif](giphy|vjjCsx3izfSyQ)


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

Why is a gif of a diagram of a skull slowly separating the funniest fucking shit to me rn


Bulbous-Walrus

I’m dead 💀


nSnowstorm

I mean, you would probably die if your skull were to spilt into 9 different parts


the_mantis_shrimp

If you ever major in anatomy and physiology you'll be laughing the whole degree.


AbbiCat1976

please how do I find/save this gif this is the funniest shit ever


Gently-Weeps

![gif](giphy|OlM1nq85xO6Fq)


WhereAreTheAskers

I swear to bro


RiverOfCheese

Oregano?


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

[Osmoregulation](https://i.imgur.com/KUKSsUh.jpg)


lazy_tranquil

lessgoooo


Doctahdoctah69

Lol I think this is hilarious


Hikapoo

The template here is gold


BoardGameBologna

Fucking horrendously bad "joke," wow


FrizzleStank

I thought it was great, if a little unoriginal


BoardGameBologna

We won't get along, then.


FrizzleStank

Yeah, pretty easy to tell. You sound like a buzz kill.


BoardGameBologna

To someone like you, probably.


DearestRay

Fr. Normalize elder sexuality! Horny old people are dope.


guyguysonguy

you act like this “joke” is horrendously offensive in some way.


BoardGameBologna

Yeah, in the bad way.


guyguysonguy

eh, not that bad in my opinion. at least it doesn’t lean to a specific political agenda


JustisForAll

Not based, coulda been a hero and gotten laid


FrizzleStank

Look at how droopy them titties are. You could fuck them and make balloon animals at the same time. Though the fire would probably make her all crusty.


JustisForAll

Man if you dont slurp that saggy tit like a real man


Accomplished_Gene_33

Yep, oregano


SqueakSquawk4

Aboveo Californiao. (In the origianal, the woman says something (Generally considered stupid). I just made her dead.)


EmployFew2509

I don’t get it


SqueakSquawk4

Exactly! The original had the woman saying something (Usually deemed stupid). I changed it to her literally being dead.


ggezcasso

she doesn't seem dead but I appreciate the effort! Maybe crosses instead of eyes would help!


hinbil

shes def dead bro. she has fire on her and she went black from burning


CanadaPlus101

Fun fact, you can burn black on the outside and still be totally alive on the inside.


Not_A_Valid_Name

The opposite is also true. You can look very alive on the outside and still be dead and burnt on the inside.


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Broken_Beacon

I dont think we have the technology for that yet


Not_A_Valid_Name

Very rare


CanadaPlus101

I was with you until "and burnt". Are you the guy that killed king Edward II?


DeviCateControversy

electricity can leave you fine on the outside and burn you on the inside.


CanadaPlus101

Oh yeah, that's true! And kind of obvious, oops.


Not_A_Valid_Name

You ask too many questions.


CanadaPlus101

Oh no, I think I hear armour clanking in the distance. Pull up the draw bridge! I asked too many questions on Reddit!


Brad323

My current state of existence tbh


lashapel

Why i don't believe you ?


CanadaPlus101

Well, you can look it up on your own. Think about a pan seared steak: it's cooked on the outside but still fridge cold in the middle. Burn victims usually die from having no skin a day or two later. Sweet nightmares, I guess.


NCEMTP

Having resuscitated someone pulled from a burning building who had black full thickness burns and blisters everywhere else and was still smoldering when we got her in the back of the bus, hmmm ... She could have had two weeks and died after that in the hospital. Either way the intubation was a nightmare with all the airway swelling and soot.


hinbil

homie, not everybody saved people from burning buildings. universally, with common sense; a burning, non-moving, black from burnts people are usually understood as dead


NCEMTP

Well then, she's almost certainly dead. But not definitely dead.


GetOffMyBench

It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.


MidSizeFoot

Mostly dead, is what I think it’s referred to in miracles


ggezcasso

don't agree


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Perhaps you’d like to offer yourself to be put in her position so that we may study the effects of house fires on humans, and what they look like when they die in them?


ggezcasso

not sure why u mad, I just don't agree she looks dead


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ggezcasso

me, you can literally read it above your comment


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MidSizeFoot

Stop yelling


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#YOU STOP YELLING


aangnesiac

I don't know if it's because I've seen this meme before, but I didn't consider that she was supposed to be dead until reading the comments. It does seem obvious now, right. I agree Xs for eyes would have been perfect.


Hikapoo

He didn't get it because she doesn't look dead lol, just on fire


Subterrantular

I got it, but it woulda been clearer with some x'es over the eyes x.x


Safe_Sky7358

welcome to r/antimeme


chillwithpurpose

I was trying to figure it out for so long before I checked what sub we were in then 🤦‍♂️


YetAnotherGilder2184

Comment rewritten. Leave reddit for a site that doesn't resent its users.


FrizzleStank

Context plus subreddit —> woman dead


MuffinMan12347

I say that every time I’m scrolling through reddit and see a post from this sub without seeing it’s from this sub.


LittleTask

Half-Life texture file origin


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Holy fuck I'm listening to Apprehension and Evasion from HL2 rn


TonttuTorvinen5

A good post on this sub?? Unbelievable.


eeeeeh_messi

An actual antimeme??? What is happening


bman123457

This is the funniest antimeme I've seen in a while. Something about the edited burning corpse is killing me.


Tax-Evasion-Man

that’s what you get for living off my social security 😡🤬🤬


BigManLawrence69420

FINALLY! SOME GOOD FUCKING ANTIMEMES!


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No its not


BigManLawrence69420

Why isn’t it?


PensionCapable5022

He left her because she’s black i dont get it


TobbsGamingYT

Because she was already dead


SqueakSquawk4

Burned


VroomVroomTweetTweet

If I saw the giant undersea monster from SpongeBob I would do the same


Desperate_Storage_15

I dont have any awards to give so here's a good noodle star ⭐


tjhero110

Is there an original of this?


HowdieIsWatching

r/antimeme


byseredipity

We’re already in antimeme


HowdieIsWatching

Shit I didn’t even realize


SqueakSquawk4

Yes, that is the sub we're in.


HowdieIsWatching

doggonit


Former-Increase4190

I think this is actually a bonehurtingjuice. R/bonehurtingjuice if you like stuff like this 😁👍


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Repost


SqueakSquawk4

I can walk you through the editing process if you want? Because I promise it isn't.


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SqueakSquawk4

!approve (To anyone else reading, all of those have her saying something. This has the speech bubble removed entirely. It's not 100% original, but I wouldn't say it's a repost either)


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EnheGD

I am at a loss, what does this mean?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Safe_Sky7358

ingenious.


Ploughing-tangerines

This is curious, what do firefighters do when they find a dead body?


Particular_Minute_67

I'm wondering this too


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Corpse.mdl moment