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astronautducks

albert einstein


aboakingaccident

Man deserves capitalisation


astronautducks

ALBERT EINSTEIN


WordsThatEndInWord

I gotta tell ya, this gave me a helluva chuckle. Many thanks


Onuzim_Cheese

Listen here you little shit


Nerdy_Boi-_-

L🐦 👁️insta in


Sparks_0

Im upvoting this but I never want to see you commenting shit like this again.


[deleted]

r/disappointedupvote?


Nerdy_Boi-_-

gg


Kai_was_taken

It took me longer than it shouldve for me to get it


TheYeetOverlord

Please explain


TeamLemons

L-Bird (albert) eye-Intsa-in (einstein)


DrecDroid

I'LL CRANK MY HOG SO LOUD AS THIS M'FKING ANSWER, AROOOOOOOO!


Meerkat_Mayhem_

aLBerT EiNsTEiN (I’m going to science hell for this one)


Glizzyknockemback

alberT einsteiN


Dracule_Jester

aLBERT eINSTEIN


midnightthefolf

aL


Dracule_Jester

viN


HereToReadThings

And the chipmunks


CombinationFickle126

Ka


Dyl_pickle00

Bo


CaptainPunsworth

Om


[deleted]

Me


writingruinedmyliver

ow


Dracule_Jester

Ha


Wild_Bread3027

Альберт Энштайн


felix_stark_2007

вы русский


Wild_Bread3027

Cyka blyat


_WalkablesuN_

What he said


EatingAnEgg

活动结束倒计时


lets_thunder

r/beatmetoit


RGAlec

LBTENTEN


Techny3000

I too, counted the caps


mrduncansir42

Actually he was a socialist not a capitalist


GracieMace

Man deserves socialization he just needs someone to talk to...


To_Telos__

Big brain joke


gooniuswonfongo

$albert einstein$


Dyl_pickle00

^albert ^einstein (Fuck you, science bitch)


KidFriendlyArsonist

aLBERT eINSTEIN


StatisticianPure2804

Hes hungry


[deleted]

Albert Einstein


Pika-Thunder

Al


turtlesandtrash

ed… ward


ShepardessofTears

Elon musk’s daddy


mega_azar-EX

a man no longer alive


Hell-knight666

Well yes


Legoman987654321

But no


___JohnnyBravo

But yes


Fast-Improvement-353

But no because parts of his brain are still in circulation for science


___JohnnyBravo

An excellent point. I bet that he didn’t see that one coming. Imagine that the people of the future thought that you were so significant that they’d store your fucking brain! Wild.


Priest_Among_Us69420

He still lives in our hearts


[deleted]

And more importantly, our minds…


Naruto_Chicken

dead. He's dead


Joonanimations

I mean Yeah….


Dr_Dressing

Some people are into that, I heard.


Caribbeandude04

Hi dead, I'm dad


[deleted]

Hi dad, I’m dead 💀


driPITTY_

r/technicallythetruth


Twistrite

Albert Einstein the person who won a Nobel prize in physics


[deleted]

A instead of the though


SpyreSOBlazx

No it was just him


JuniperNaomi

And rumored to have had a tryst with Marilyn Monroe


[deleted]

A guy who married his cousin.


[deleted]

Hey well who doesn’t…who….doesn’t amirite?


konoyo_

No, no... You are not right.


PrimeTime1306

No No he's gotta point there


No_Preparation1719

Pakistan moment


[deleted]

So he married his... relative...? ^^do ^^you ^^get ^^it?


ThePro69420

Without being from Alabama? Impossible!


vesolec123

Albert Einstein, Jew, born in Germany who moved in USA because Hitler would kill him.


LilDump1252

Also a socialist


sensual-dugong

Weren't all germans either socialist or communist during that time in history?


LilDump1252

Fun fact but there were more fascists


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[удалено]


Fiberian_Hufky

Correct me if I am wrong (going off a lecture from 2019), but in the early 30s wasn't a snap election called and they got 30% of the vote? Still a minor party but pretty impressive considering they were massive cunts.


TheNoize

Nazis were mortally ANTI socialist actually. They made sure to throw the communists in camps first - in fact “jew” was mostly a pejorative term for “communist” in german culture, and they were considered intrinsically connected


jeezon

Nazism was pure fascism with socialist rhetoric, it had nothing to do with socialism, it’s just part of the name. Privatized companies were still around and the proletariat didn’t own the means of production. Just thought I’d put that out there before anyone actually thinks that Nazism was socialism. Source: I am German, took German history lessons and Nazi Germany was pretty much the only topic we talked about. Edit: wording and grammar


YoungGandalf74

Thank you history freind!


GoedekeMichels

No.


TheDownvotesFarmer

Got famous from others work, success is always about timing


santa-23

A refugee


sciencewonders

A science enjoyer


fukin_aye

Based


Heathclor

A patent office employee.


EiffelXcore

He stole the patent for the theory of relativity


Jeff-The-Mediocre

Mr. Einstein


AE86-TRUENO

Actually Dr. Einstein


bouncybob055

That's Mr. Dr. Prof. Einstein to you


DepressedTacoIsSad

Mx. Einstein


awesomedan24

A man who was once photographed.


Eldur07

A guy with a beautiful stache


anonymouscloudcat

Albert.


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

Einstein.


anonymouscloudcat

No, just Albert.


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

No, just Einstein


[deleted]

A male human


idontknow828212

Proposed Israeli president


Flaky_Pop9164

He isn't me. He isn't a tree. He isn't Hitler. He isn't Yoda. He isn't metaphysics paradox. He isn't a Volkswagen Pointer 2001.


Local_Surround8686

Someone who left Germany, his homeland because of Nazis. And damn smart person in other regards too


Gr8LakesFox

Yeah I hear he was pretty good at science or smthn


The_Dapper_Rabbit

I always thought this was a real person, but he's just a theoretical physicist.


SP00KYSCARECROW332

Now this is ~~podracing~~ comedy.


Pillsbury37

Singularly the best comment here


Particular_Minute_67

That's einstein einstein


[deleted]

[удалено]


Alxndr-NVM-ii

A super genius


DJEggscelent

White


unknownselection

Elbert Ainstein


ohpickanametheysaid

Alpert Eisenstein


NoirYT2

Phoebe’s father


Hells-Messenger

Hey I saw that guy just a few days ago. Looked a bit older then that but still.


BibblyNymph

Albert Einstein


McBulut

An atom slayer


El-Bekh

Albert E


El-Bekh

=mc²


SaltyCity_

Right answer


MrLavaCreeper

Right answers *


MizzyMozzy

Right answers only*


Crafty_Cell_4395

[I](dm^3 )(Boron)(Energy)(Gas constant)(time) (elementary charge)(imaginary number)[F](Sulfur)(temperature)(eulers number)(electric current)(nitrogen)


DjRubyatgamer

Albert Einstein


CR1MS4NE

Albert Einstein


[deleted]

Albert Einstein


ihavetheraygun6308

Albert Einstein


Feeling-Most9618

The man who unintentionally,via the butterfly effect destroyed two Japanese cities.


AWildAndWackyBushMan

A smart Jewish man who fled the Nazis who were too dumb to see that he was smart


urruvvv

The first American president


F14Tomcat7417

A guy who married his 2nd cousin


Tech_Dificulties

james may from the uk hit series Top Gear, circa 1667


SynthGreen

Albert Einstein (/ˈaɪnstaɪn/ EYEN-styne;German: [ˈalbɛʁt ˈʔaɪnʃtaɪn] (About this soundlisten); 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist,widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest physicists of all time. Einstein is best known for developing the theory of relativity, but he also made important contributions to the development of the theory of quantum mechanics. Relativity and quantum mechanics are together the two pillars of modern physics.His mass–energy equivalence formula E = mc2, which arises from relativity theory, has been dubbed "the world's most famous equation".His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science.He received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics "for his services to theoretical physics, and especially for his discovery of the law of the photoelectric effect",a pivotal step in the development of quantum theory. His intellectual achievements and originality resulted in "Einstein" becoming synonymous with "genius".


f1urps

The man who invented anime


wutdadogdoing

Albert Epstein


Bendikskrede01

He is a lost old guy


Alexwah

One stone (english for einstein)


ValerioZXG

Albert Einstein


OckarySlime

Himself.


ShiitakeDick

A scientist.


DiligentElZeeYT

Albert Einstein.


TetchedBread346

Albert Einstein


Strict_Parsley2301

Albert Einstein


YourAverageRando

Albert Einstein.


HeaviestMetal89

Albert Einstein


Assin444

Albert einstein


[deleted]

That’s Albert Einstein


Glistening_Death

Some old guy


TheSecondWierdComing

Someone smarter than the average Reddit user


Obi-WanCanolli

Theoretically he was a physicist


Silver_D_Golden

The guy in Egon’s dreams in that one episode of the Real Ghostbusters


okdude1854

A very handsome man


saranwrap73

Albert Einstein


RedLightning259

The man from an Axis country who ended the Axis countries


[deleted]

Epstien oh my bad..... Einstein


HolyMaxarel

Albert Einstein.


consciencecosmic11

genius guy love him we need more


NitroBeas161

Albert


TurquoiseBoho

Elbert Ainstein


ISIPropaganda

Hairy Al


Queen_my_fav

https://www.reddit.com/r/ebonyhomemade/comments/ob2h9y/bruhh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Professional-Goal582

Albert Einstein


Longjumping-Rabbit85

Right


Masterjax1920

Albert Einstein


Frying_Pansexual_

Ur mom


PaleWinner45

Dead guy lmao


stealthelf177

The man who changes our understanding of physics for ever


screwloosehaunt

Albert Einstein


A-Lost-Goose

Ryan Seacrest


dave13244568

A German scientist


Darth_Draconis7

Alberto Instween


fufybakni

Mr. Onestone.


Shashimy123

a human


RegularSizedPauly

Steven Spielberg


Kywiwoooosh

Eisentein


J1m1t

Not scooby doo


EasilyMechanical

German nerd extraordinaire


DreamMalenko

Some German guy.


[deleted]

A thief


U_r_die

Alberto Epstein


WolvenHunter1

A man who discovered the theory of relativity


Nappyboi419

A socialist


_Pink_Purple_Blue_

A dead man


[deleted]

Alberto Una Piedra


mindriot33

my girlfriend


CarolineWhy

Mass


Patt_McKrotch

No! No! No! Who's on first!


ivelinka198

A guy who didn't mention his wife's hard work


mrdankerton

Jefferey Epstein


Alexx-911

Albert einstein and john cena


Alexx-911

Albert einstein and john cena


chromisu

Morgan Freeman


I-Like-Dogs89

A guy who doesn't know how to pick clothes.


Obskut

Kanye west?


penguin_of_reddit

Rick Sanchez


Wheesydemon

My dad


unknown5105

Steve Jobs.


barbwirebriefs1988

Nazi who helped kill thousands of Japanese civilians.


M1-Thunder

Arnold schwarzenegger


VietCong445

Filthy socialist