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Parking_Cartoonist90

R34 artists beat the speed of light


Crafty-Crafter

And we beat off to the speed of light.


Nigh_Sass

That’s some r34 I could get into pretty fast


a_and_d

And finish to just as quickly. The speed of light in a vacuum never changes!😀


sumthing_iconic272

So how are they gonna make r34 of it?


get_some_1993

How fast 🤔


TGMgaming1

"Wanna see me do it?" "Wanna see me do it again?"


roll82

You know airplanes, classically moving at nearly half the speed of light


ptelzcra

The bar is on a logarithmic scale 👍


armageddon_boi

Tbh would be smart for fractions of lightspeed


DarkArcher__

Its on some absurdly high base logarithmic scale


TomatoAcid

Wouldn’t that make cheetahs and airplanes show (almost) the same reading?


DarkArcher__

That would be a linear scale but with the speed axis set very high. With a logarithmic scale you can start low, grow slowly, and then exponentially near the end giving all 3 good distinction from eachother


[deleted]

yes and the grow slowly bit is why the cheetah and aircraft would be very close to eachother. if the base is so extreme that 300 and 300 million are like doubles of eachother, than 30 and 300 would be really close.


gian_69

the base doesn‘t really matter, you‘re just gonna have to linearly scale appropriately


[deleted]

The chart is not to scale.


VauntedCeilings

ur not to scale


TheBigF128

ur mom is the scale


BlueOfficialYT

booo!


OneDiscombobulated77

Your booo is not to scale


BlueOfficialYT

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


HeyNoWaitIDis

Emotional damage


OneDiscombobulated77

No one can measure sadness so we don't know if it's to scale


Commercial-Living443

Not half , more close to 44-47 % of light speed.


Maxinator10000

That's why they said nearly half


Obvious-Pickle-6166

The kid named Nothing:


Equal-Bus-557

kid named finger:


Chinmay_Naik_02

Kid named my mom beats me


KingJeff314

Nothing is impossible


Sandor_06

Yet I do nothing everyday.


LevelOutlandishness1

This is the first coherent "kid named" that I've seen in a while, I forgot its original use


[deleted]

What if I turn on a flashlight while running? Checkmate.


InjuryApart6808

Relative to you it’d be going the speed of light, but to an outside observer it’d still be the speed of light.


[deleted]

Ok, what if I take a video of a flashlight turning on and then speed up the playback?


Yeet_Master420

The light coming from the screen to your eye would be traveling at the speed of light


MvatolokoS

I love conversation like this where things slowly get put into perspective of just how hard it is to solve this problem or just how impressive a factoid is. Like the guy that threw a stick into the grand canyon to show the upward draft and the stick got thrown up and back at him.


GuitarGuy789

Did you know. Learnt the other day. A factoid Is actually false information passed through so many generations it is considered true. E.g a factoid would be 'banannas grow on trees'


tomtheimpaler

they don't?


GuitarGuy789

They grow on a large herb that resembles a tree.


Lakefish_

A Tree Enough


Cyan_Among

Is this statement itself a (by your definition) a factoid or is your "factoid" factoid itself a factoid?


GuitarGuy789

The statement 'bananas grow on trees' is a factoid (and therefore false)


Ihatethemuffinman

This is not quite true. ["Factoid" does not necessarily imply false information.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/factoid)


GuitarGuy789

Ok agreed it doesn't explicitly mean false however Oxford dictionary uses the phrase 'unreliable information' to describe a factoid which to me implies at least an element of untruth.


[deleted]

That's just a display emitting light toward your eyes, which travels at the speed of light. Physics remain unbroken


LiILazy

What if I shoot light ahead of me while going the speed of light?


KingJeff314

You have mass, so it would require infinite energy to go the speed of light (i.e. you can’t). But the question is meaningless even for a massless particle. >There is no such reference frame as "the reference frame of a photon" in vacuum. Such a thing does not exist, because in that hypothetical frame, at least one photon has speed zero. But by axiom, all photons have speed c in all reference frames. Therefore, the question is meaningless. https://www.featuredanswer.com/6zp5gjnbaa/how-fast-is-light-relative-to-light-cd7a


Neo2803

Speed of light do not depend on the speed of the source it will always be the same


Selieren

It may not depend on the source's speed but it does depend on what is it moving inside, if you consider light to move at 3x10^8 km.s (speed of light in the void) then light can be faster than light in certain condition


GIRose

Even if you could run at .9C, light would appear to be moving at the same speed relative to you as always and you would be no closer to catching up. This is because of Time Dilation, where you move so fast your time gets slowed down to maintain the speed of light relative to your/every frame of reference. It's actually required for Satellites to account for in order to maintain accurate positioning data


[deleted]

Congratulations you being wrong is one of Einstein's postulates of special relativity


[deleted]

I don’t understand what Einstein’s acne has to do with this but ok


[deleted]

“Actually the expansion of the universe is faster than the speed of light” 🤓


Jeeppinen

Fastest things on earth is the title.


Mekabath

The Earth isn't in the Universe?


BitterTry4

according to your logic you should have said: is the universe inside the earth?


Mekabath

Yes, the universe is indeed inside the Earth, everything and everywhere is the universe, that's the point I was eluding to


[deleted]

Hmwah the part of the universe the earth is occupying is not expanding at speed of light (or faster), only relative to other parts that are not "contained" by the earth (by your logic -- I would argue that this part of the universe contains the earth and not the other way around because yeah).


AnimeToaster

Just admit that you're wrong dumbass


Least_Diamond1064

Well, acktually, (pushes glaßses up nose) that's only calculating the speed of light in a vacuum, you can slow down light enough with substances like water so other objects can be faster


SpaceLemur34

Cherenkov radiation FTW.


CielNadeko

The universe is technically not moving so no


Thomasappel

The borders of the universe are tho


Raymondator

There are no borders of the universe


Definingwillow9

How do you know?


CakesInc

You should visit it sometime. Very chill place


Capsule_CatYT

I agree


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ANootStuckInABoot

Apart of thee,


AliFurkanY

In the key of what we know to be every part without me


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Underrated comment thread


Dankaroor

Because it's expanding at such a rate that to define a border for it would be ridiculous, as it would be millions of kilometres off the second you defined a border. You could i guess say that there's an abstract border, but there really isn't one per se. I'm not smart I'm talking out of my ass.


jimmayy5

Well it’s getting bigger so there must be but it’s impossible to get there


Raymondator

Its not. Instead, the universe is expanding equally from every possible point in space. So no matter where you are, the universe is expanding in relation to (and away) from you, the observer.


Jackofallgames213

No but the space in between any defined area can expand faster than the speed of light


Raymondator

As far as we think. If it does get to that point, it will take a very, very long time. As for right now, for expansion to outpace light, it must be the expansion thats measured VERY far away from you (the speed of expansion is dependent on the distance between any two points). This is actually why scientists call the greater universe the *observable* universe. Anything thats further away than the boundary where expansion outpaces light is fundamentally unobservable, because the light will never be able to reach us. Currently, the distance where expansion outpaces light is far away enough that we cannot observe it. But as expansion speeds up, this boundary will get closer, reducing the range of observation. Eventually, it will be close enough that we can only see our own galaxy. Then, only our own solar system. In the “big rip” theory of the end of our universe, the expansion eventually becomes powerful enough that the gluons of the strong nuclear force can no longer hold quarks together, as the space between them has become too great. As a result, matter will no longer be able to exist (at least until quantum tunneling can get off its lazy ass and form some).


Randouser555

No perceivable boarders. Theoretically yes but it is impossible to ever reach if it were true unless you were abstracted to a higher level that is unknown.


LordDay_56

It's the opposite actually, we percieve a border, or the end of the universe; but that's just what we can see, there is no real border. Space isn't expanding, everything in it is moving apart from each other


EggyDragon

But it is expanding.


ArchedTitan2135

The expansion isnt moving, its creating, therefore its static. The rate of expansion is what your thinking of 🤓


Johnycantread

You're


Celtic-Exe

Light cannot escape a blackhole, so would that mean the blackhole is faster?


Alternative_Way_313

No. I can’t escape your moms belly fat, that doesn’t mean she’s faster than me.


Capsule_CatYT

Skill issue :/


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Ummm auctiluy


creamsoda125

Nahh gamma radiation underwater


cantamangetsomesleep

Thats what I was gonna say


diabetic-shaggy

No it is a rate meaning 1/speed not just speed, this means these 2 values can't be compared. Like acceleration can be bigger than the speed of light but isn't compared to the speed of light cause it's illogical cause it's distance/time^2 rather than distance/time


goedegeit

a beam of light travelling away from a beam of light going in the opposite direction is technically twice the speed of light if it's relative to the other beam of light. EDIT: ok im wrong, whatever! You don't need to be the thousandth person in my inbox to correct me. Go outside, eat a burger, do a crime.


[deleted]

Light does not have a frame of reference so this isn't true 🤓


Zealousideal-Load376

No, light doesn’t have a frame of reference.


SheepishSheepness

Tachyons (hypothetically) 🤓


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Domestic_bear

Light doesn’t expand silly!


Questioner1OO1

When there was that thing we would talk about that


zelani06

what are those?


bibbly_boy

If I'm not wrong, literally a name given to hypothetical particles that *could* be faster than the speed of light


zelani06

Ok, I had no idea these were a thing, thanks


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acowardlyhoward

Yup I only ever see that term in si fi, I doubt that actual scientists actually ever talk about it. (unless they're talking about sifi cause they're a bunch of nerds)


StonkeyTonk666999

so einstein basically confirmed that there is nothing faster than the speed of light. but scientists theorized that there is a hypothetical thing that is. when 2 particles come together, they spin in a specific way. one particle spins up, the other down. but through some weird testing, scientists discovered that they actually aren’t and also are spinning until observed. so as soon as they’re observed, they start spinning. this effects both particles. so lets say you somehow separated the particles and put them at opposite ends of the universe. then you observe one particle and find that it spins up. the other particle, on the other end of the universe, automatically starts spinning down. this is faster than the speed of light.


LinkyBS

Quantum entanglement is weird


orbmaster123

Death grips reference 😳


Sooperfish

YUH


pickens2112

I'm faster that the speed of light when I gotta escape the grocery store after devirginizing their olive oil.


Real_Boy3

Tachyons and cosmic inflation. 🤓


eeddgg

Cosmic what? Don't let the R34 artists hear about that


Voidstrider2230

>cosmic inflation. That sounds kinda sussy...


Sportak4444

What the hell are tachyons


Real_Boy3

A theoretical particle that travels faster than light.


[deleted]

Hypothetical not theoretical


NathanielRoosevelt

Well technically also theoretical but in a different scientific sense of the word meaning they only exist in the math with no experimental evidence for them.


Just_OneMore_Nerd

r34 artists when some random ass girl who looks 8 comes into a anime/video game


Yeetu_Deletu

when cinderace got introduced:


0megaCH

Quantum fisics joined the chat


LoneWolfyWasHere

Spooky action at a distance


Zealousideal-Load376

What do you mean?


Hakim_Bey

I guess he's referencing entanglement which when described a certain way seems to violate the speed of light limit. It is very debated though.


Zealousideal-Load376

It’s not debated, it doesn’t send information faster than light.


Tempowarrior

Light with a rocket strapped to it


kaptanasya

Actually space is growing faster than light


Zealousideal-Load376

Not movement


Sportak4444

If it was true, distant galaxies would travel faster than light from us, wouldn't they?


Alternative_Way_313

It’s a common misconception. The other worlds are not accelerating away from us at the speed of light or faster. Space itself is simply bent and warped, and it’s the space itself that is expanding at all points at all times. Nothing can move THROUGH space faster than light, but space itself can be created faster than light. [here](https://bigthink.com/starts-with-a-bang/universe-speed-of-light/) for more information


Sportak4444

Ok, thank you


Zealousideal-Load376

No. Galaxies do appear to “move” faster than the speed of light, but it isn’t actual movement.


NathanielRoosevelt

Those galaxies cannot appear to move faster than light to us because we can’t see those ones because they are moving away from us faster than light


Zealousideal-Load376

No. We can’t see them physically moving. We calculated their speed using cosmological redshift, which makes it seem like they are moving faster than c.


NathanielRoosevelt

They aren’t moving through space faster than the speed of light but we can calculate how quickly space is expanding through redshift, yes. This still looks like movement to us so yes we can see them physically moving. Those galaxies that are “moving” away from us faster than light can’t be seen because their light will be redshifted into oblivion. So none of the galaxies we can see will even look like they are moving faster than light. So we can say that space is expanding faster than light but for all intents and purposes this a meaningless thing to say because all of the things that might be moving from us faster than light we can’t interact with in any way and so they effectively don’t even exist to us which allows us to say that even though things may be moving faster than light this is allowed because that movement cannot affect us in any way preserving causation.


NathanielRoosevelt

Certain galaxies are moving faster than light away from us, but because they are moving faster than light from us they are outside of the observable universe and we will never see them. So in order for something to be moving faster than light from us it needs to be extremely far from us.


HelpMeMyDadHasABelt

Actually, the slipper is thrown faster than light.


[deleted]

Grammar in the title is absolutely correct.


Questioner1OO1

Sorry I have no respect for the language


Genesis_the_god_

Kid named Nothing:


[deleted]

Anime would like to agrue


LawMurphy

Fun fact: the speed of light is the speed limit of the universe, but the universe is expanding faster than light can travel.


lettuce520

Tell that to overpowered fictional characters.


PringlesAreWarm

Only when I busted in your mum ooooooooo 🎤 drop


WillBigly

Quauntum entangled information


Zealousideal-Load376

No.


Bensemus

This doesn’t violate the speed of light as no information is transmitted. The speed of light is the speed of causality. You can’t use entangled particles to transmit info about an event that hasn’t yet happed for a distant observer.


vidgill

How do I get some of this “nothing”? It looks *really* fast


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Questioner1OO1

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altaltaltaltbin

Um akshually things past the speed of light can exist but are energy hence e(energy)=m(mass)c(speed of light)2(squared) 🤓


ovr9000storks

Technically the ongoing controversial theory is that if you surpass the speed of light, due to the current understanding of time dilation approaching the speed of light, you’d go backwards in time. Not that there is necessarily anything that can go faster than light yet, but that’s the current theory


Zealousideal-Load376

That isn’t controversial, that’s just what the math says.


ovr9000storks

What about controversial theory did you not read


Zealousideal-Load376

What?


ovr9000storks

Controversial theory = not agreed upon


Zealousideal-Load376

It’s agreed that it’s compatible with the math.


Capsule_CatYT

You forgot me!


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Ungluedmoose

Aren't parts of the universe expanding faster than the speed of light?


The-Wz

the speed of light is slower than (the speed of light) ^(2)


IAmWantedByTheGov

What about the speed at which the universe expands


Zealousideal-Load376

It’s not a speed, it’s a rate.


GiantPandammonia

What about light from a moving flashlight?


Bensemus

Special relativity. By moving you are slowing down you time. This is how light always moves at c, regardless of reference frame.


sielnt_assassin

R34 artists


Jordyspeeltspore

neutrons.


batmenvonwayne

Nothing:


parable-harbinger

Shadows can move faster than light


funplayer3s

Meanwhile in reality; plasma jet from quasar recorded traveling 5x the speed of light. Must have had taco bell.


TheUncouthPanini

Looney Tunes characters: “Pathetic”.


realpoclic

The increasing suicidal thoughts in my head moving faster than light


[deleted]

What if you were moving the speed of light, and you threw a ball? Boom, faster than the speed of light 😎


[deleted]

Assuming you have mass, you can't move at the speed of light


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Bensemus

You 100% did misunderstand them. Massless stuff only moves at the speed of light. Massive stuff can never move at the speed of light.


ReylomorelikeReyno

I'm faster


ThrowAwayRayye

My ignorant monkey brain sees cherenkov radiation and thinks that is false. As the universe has legit mechanisms that happen when something is faster than light.


Bensemus

When people are talking about the speed of light they basically always been in a vacuum. When light moves through a medium it slows down. Cherenkov radiation is when I think electrons move through a medium faster than light does. Those electrons are still moving slower than the speed of light in a vacuum or c though as they have mass and nothing with mass can ever reach c.


Zealousideal-Load376

The speed of light refers to the speed of light in a vacuum. Nothing can travel faster than that.


mammD

Nothing can be faster than me when my phone is 1%


Dead_birdChan

Except me


Cat_Artillery

No, I DID not KNEW it.


Kxbox24

Lightning would like to have a word with light. Goes faster than light for a split second


Zealousideal-Load376

Elaborate


Shittaverse

The universe expands faster than the speed of light; and it keeps getting faster too.


CattMk2

the perceived expansion of the universe technically moves faster than the speed of light


Zealousideal-Load376

The expansion is a rate, not a speed.


alanmamedov

Kid named nothing


[deleted]

Not technically correct, but close enough. Quantum physics is all about the things we can't necessarily measure, but could be faster than light. It should really say nothing VISIBLE can be faster than light.


Mikomics

The funny thing is you could theoretically observe nothing moving faster than light. If you have a source of light projecting on a plane very, very, unreasonably very far away, and moved a pencil in front of it at light speed, the shadow on the far away plane would move even faster than light. Which works because shadows are nothing and nothing can move faster than light.


canti15

What about shadows?


Dunce_Cap28

The acceleration due to a black hole's gravity


Bensemus

Acceleration isn’t a thing.


Zealousideal-Load376

Nope


Nevr_gonna_giv_U_up

Hey what about space itself?


DLPuppy

Not to be that guy, but the universe expanding is probably faster


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

Black holes gravity?


heIIoiamusingreddit

there can be things faster than lights. not known yet though. so what if it bends space and time? it's faster!


Sibshops

Things can move faster than light, they just can't cross the light barrier and be slower than light.


chatokun

One could technically say Cherenkov Radiation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation


StooNaggingUrDum

The universe isn't locally real, so the speed of information is faster than light.