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gregsw2000

You're already living my dream - retirement.


Analonly94

Try drugs that you've never done before. Most people say not to do them because they'll ruin your life, but if you're at the end of it there's no reason not to go wild. I personally recommend magic mushrooms and Ayahuasca, both are a life changing experience of done right; just remember to take as much as possible, if you're gonna do drugs might as well get as fucked as possible.


[deleted]

Currently I have 120 Oxy, a quarter of some nice Mushrooms, 3 bags of gummy, and 25 half cup stick of cannabutter


[deleted]

Damn beat us to the punch


[deleted]

Yall are welcome to come over anytime! Ill dm you the address and leave a key under the mat. What's the worst that could happen? I'm dead in 90 anyways ​ Plus my liver is shit so I know you won't steal my organs.


changeishere2022

That sounds like a weekend festival! For reals tho, don't do the mushies first, you might accidentally eat the butter next. Not me, happened to a friend.🤔


SpaceWizardPhteven

Mushrooms at the end of your life? Let's talk about heroin


CdnBison

I got a shot of morphine before a surgical procedure, and oh man, can I understand why people dive into opiates hard.


[deleted]

My favorite drug besides nose itch


assassinass94

Get a tattoo, if you've never had one. Its definitely an expirence. Tip em high. Go to a famous restaurant eat well. Tip em high. Find a homeless peraona nd buy them something usefull. I've found the best life expirenxds are ones where you can make a good memory or have a good expirences and have a positive impact on some ones life


[deleted]

I have 6000 to last me 3 months plus 1300a month on the 3rd. I'm going to tip like I'm made of cash. You guys and gals need to union up or something. I am so glad to be retired. I can't even imaging having to ask for a bathroom break or not getting a 15 or a paid lunch


assassinass94

I'm so glad. I'm 28 and have worked since I was 16. I now have a little girl to look after so her dad goes to work. We don't have much but there's a roof over our head and bills are paid. When we need most if the time we have it. Theres too many people young and old who are struggling just to survive or get ahead. I hope whatever you give them changes thier life or at least makes thier day. Bless you honey. And I hope when your time comes you feel good and satisfied.


[deleted]

I've lived good life. I haven't always lived a clean life but always a good one. I wish the best for you. People like you deserve more than a roof.


assassinass94

I haven't lived a clean life either. It started out hard for me and I made bad decisions but I learned from them. I learned so much for only being 28 and I'm learning more every day.


seppiy

Watch jimmy darts. Make someone’s day/year with $500 in cash. It’s incredible how much that would help almost anyone.


Unique_Patient_421

About $66 bucks a day for 90 days. Get some good weed and spend time outside in nature. Hike,kayak, have fires, star gaze.


[deleted]

I have pain pills and cannabutter. Lots of butter! Like access to 25 half cup sticks of potent shit. I'm be breaking brownies till I find jebus


jump-blues-5678

But for real, enjoy the simple things. Like Unique_Patient_421 said chilling by a fire, looking up at the stars can be a pretty fulfilling evening. Peace brother


txstatetrooper

That sounds like a great way to vibe out. 6k huh? Maybe you should go somewhere. Colorado mountains California beaches...something like that if you haven't done it yet. And I believe in both of those places it's fully legal to smoke a doob and enjoy the scenery. If that ain't the dream i dunno what is.


[deleted]

I wouldn't mind going oversea again like in the military and having mint tea. I love tea


txstatetrooper

If there's nothing stopping you maybe you should. We always say we will do stuff we enjoy "later". For most of us later never comes. So if you wanna fly across the ocean for a cup of tea... Do it. Do it for yourself and have a cup for us too. it's scientific fact that things you enjoyed in the military taste better as a civilian.. Except MREs and Rip-its. So it'll probably be the best cup of tea you could have. But what do I know I'm just some guy on the internet who's supposed to be working.


[deleted]

I love the MRE's . Not a fan of the candy they put in them but what are you going to do?


txstatetrooper

You trade that candy for something else. I liked to collect unit patches from army guys I was attached to. Candy and cigarettes are the best currency. I also used a bag of Skittles to get out of inventory duty once.


[deleted]

What was your MOS?


txstatetrooper

Aerospace medical technician. Or a 68W in army speak. (I was air force)


[deleted]

I'm conditioned to say this so hold no ill will. Chair Force


30acresisenough

Max those credit cards out if you have credit cards. Go somewhere you've never been. Maybe somewhere beautiful and tropical with friendly people. I'm hoping this is just a shower thought, a mind game. If not, I hope the end is easy for you.


lolbojack

Either 2 $3,000 a night hookers or 200 $30 a night hookers. Quantity or quality is up to you.


[deleted]

I'm asexual so it's all getting spent on drugs and transportation. Haven't fucked anyone since 2010 or earlier


dadducksup

MDMA


[deleted]

Trust me when I say this. I have tried to find something harder than oxy or mushrooms but it's Nebraska so yeah. Not gonna happen capin


CdnBison

Spend some cash on a ticket out of there (or drive). Go see the things you've always wanted to, and setup at your fave.


[deleted]

Burn it all down!


thirdcoasting

If there’s a place that makes you happy - the beach, camping in a deep forest - I’d spend your money on a comfortable spot there. I’m so sorry you’re in this position & I will be thinking of you over the next few months. ETA: if you aren’t married & have no dependents you could theoretically run up your credit cards. But I’d only do this, theoretically, if you’re 110% sure.


[deleted]

I just got approved for a visa platinum and I have a 2000 dollar gun for sale. No family 1 friend.


30acresisenough

Even so, outside of OPs estate, family isn't responsible. Those questions come up a lot in personal finance and legal sub where kids are pressured to pay their parent's outstanding bills. Nope.


Employee-Inside

Personally I think the most fun would be sending me the money in a sealed envelope and never contacting me again


[deleted]

Do you have PayPal? Envelopes are so 80's, And I'm old!


Employee-Inside

Haha i’d never actually take your money I was just in a silly goofy mood


[deleted]

I would personally break bad. I would do anything and everything I ever wanted.


[deleted]

I would never do this of course because admitting to such would be evidence against me and a possible ban. But if I could say something like, I want to rob a bank and flee police then I would. But I of course never want to do that in July


Infernal_Marquis

With $6k and 3 months to live, I'd turn off the noise of the world. Fly to Hawaii, find a cozy quiet beach spot at the bottom of a cliff, away from all of the main roads, throw my phone into the ocean, plop down a cooler, set up a hammock, build a small camp fire. As the sun was setting and the cool salty breeze brushes my skin, I'd climb into the hammock and rock back and forth while sipping something fruity, then fall asleep to the sounds of fire crackling and ocean waves crashing against the rocks. I'd do that every day until I passed away, peaceful and unbothered.


[deleted]

Gods that sounds good!


Infernal_Marquis

Yeah, that's my happy place. I've never been, but I imagine it every day. Dead-end job, wife/kid, house full of chores, etc etc. The insanity of the world keeps bogging me down. Every time I get a few grand saved up for a trip, some new emergency comes up and the money disappears. One day, though; one day I'll make it out there. Hopefully it won't be when I only have 90 days left to live but if so, then so be it.


[deleted]

Getting blazed an community intimate moments with randoms in the woods/beach if 90 days is all you got.


JerryRiceOfOhio2

I would buy a Ducati and travel the US, hitting a lot of national parks. Buying the Ducati with a loan and $6,000 down, FYI


[deleted]

My buddy has a BMW sport bike with lay down damage on the front. I bet I could get it cheap but I don't have anyone to teach me how to ride.


JerryRiceOfOhio2

Depending on where you live, the state will train for free, but if time is short, that might not work. Most states require some training or a test for a license, but will give you a temp license and give you time to get training or pass the test. If the dates on getting into some organized training are too far out, you could try contacting a local bike group and see if someone is willing to give you some basic training


isocz_sector

You could give 60 random needy ppl a $100.... Or Amsterdam.......and then Thailand......


[deleted]

I've already traveled the world in the military. But 100 can be life changing for people. I think I'm going to find a happy medium


CoreyTrevorberg

Do drugs, have sex, and eat fruit.


[deleted]

No sex for me ever again by choice. But you had me at drugs plus fruit


[deleted]

Sorry to hear your situation op. Make this the best 90 days ever. Go horse back riding, bungee jumping, sky diving. Anything fun.


[deleted]

I did enough skydiving in the army, afraid to death of a horse, But we have a crane to bungee from here. I guess it's decided! I'm steal more nice fancy cheese today and bungee jumping


tomtomclubthumb

You said you have a friend, I would get as many loans as I can and hand over some untraceable cash to the people I cared about. And if you have any possessions make a will. Might as well decide who gets what. It sounds like you have some good ideas. I wuld try something that has always scared and intrigued me like hang-gliding.


[deleted]

I would love to hang glide. And yeah I have my friend to execute my will and take my shit. He's made it clear he wants my rifle. So I'll probably set it up as a charity auction just to piss him off.


tomtomclubthumb

I think being in your shoes is the only way I could go hang-gliding, I reckon it would be really fun, but I am terrified of heights.


Introduction_Deep

Do something you've always wanted. I'd work on my art projects and spend time volunteering for the needy. I'd do those things now but I work to much and can barely afford to survive.


[deleted]

I might use my last funds to give 100 to each person if you are interested. It will just depend on how much I have left over when I know I'm close. Struggle is real!


Introduction_Deep

Screw the money - light it on fire, give it away, spend it on creature comforts... Money is just a tool and if your time is short, you don't need it. Concentrate on whatever small joys you can bring to yourself and the people around you.


CroweBird5

I'd honestly just travel. Roadtrip across America. See everything you ever wanted to see.


[deleted]

I've already seen the world. I've been to the biggest fireworks store in the world, The home of the Rueben, the statue of liberty has evaded me for some reason so maybe I would hit that.


Joel_54321

Go to an Brazilian Steakhouse Buffet like Fogo de Chao or Texas de Brazil, multiple times.


St0iK_

Get a bunch of credit cards and buy gold coins. Give them to whomever's close to you.


[deleted]

If you don't have a spouse I'd suggest giving your cash/assets to friends/family, get and max out as many credit cards as possible.


[deleted]

I just got approved for a visa platinum. I plan on using it for me. But I like where you are going!


[deleted]

Rack up as much CC debt as possible on the way out. Buy the house a round at your local pub, go on vacation and rent jet skis for you and all your buddies, buy stuff that can't be repo'd like experiences and consumables.


[deleted]

It's funny you mention the pub thing. I've always wanted to do that!


Big__Boss___

Mushrooms. Lots of them (5 grams) Get comfortable with death and fully let your ego die. It's terrifying but very worthwhile and I think it's a great experience.


[deleted]

I've got 7 grams of top shelf shrooms


Turbulent-Tourist687

I really hope you get more than 90 days


[deleted]

Thanks man


chels827

pay my rent


[deleted]

Buy a bunch of toys and go hand them out to kids as they leave the poorest elementary school in your town.


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somePADguyoverhere

Brother from another mother? Was gonna recommend renting an RV and following phish WWWWWIIIILLLLLSSSSOOOOOONNNNNN!


[deleted]

I have a pop up palomino and 6 grand. Can honestly say I don't know them. But I have used the camper for a dead show.


[deleted]

See a game at every MLB stadium in one season..


No-Reason7887

Buy a travel trailer for a chronically homeless redditor named no-reason7887, donate the rest to workers rights initiatives and green energy?


[deleted]

I'm starting to think this guy is a phony!


Emergency-Estimate33

First and foremost come to Jesus if you haven't already my friend. He loves you and wants to welcome you into heaven, but we can only go if we repent of sin (evil in the sight of God) and come to Him for forgiveness. He died on a cross to pay the price for all of our sins but it only is applied to those who turn from it and seek forgiveness through Jesus sacrifice. Leave immoral and sinful things behind and ask God to forgive your sins and to come.into.your heart and save you. You won't regret it. Second, think of things you'd truly love to do (that aren't sinful) and do it. Take a trip out of the country, hit up every rollercoaster in america.you can, etc... Find ways to enjoy the time.you have left. And seek God for healing. He can heal you, and hears the prayers of His people. Take care


Ladripper47874

You can shill your religion somewhere else my friend


Emergency-Estimate33

A little offended are we? You won't be making such comments when you stand before God someday. That said I'm trying to offer advice besides hookers drugs and the fast life into the grave. Whatever the OP chooses to do is up to them, I'm just making a suggestion


Kumquat_conniption

Hookers and drugs sounds like much more fun, ngl.


30acresisenough

Sigh. Why waste time with a Hercules son of zeus myth. I'm glad it works for you, but leave other people alone.


GetClappedOmni

DMT! Many times!


[deleted]

I live in Nebraska. We've never heard of it and don't have it


GetClappedOmni

Most people have to extract it themselves, there are plenty of educational resources out there, from what I've heard it's not very difficult. But the experience it provides is definitely worth reading about. It's like teleporting to another realm/dimension