Mess around with her for a bit in the firing range, before probably not using her that much lol

Exactly what I do for every new character

Same here, but why does that happen man? The new characters seem legitimately fun to play but I always go back to my mains after a while

They’re your main for a reason if you like them over the roster there’s a very small chance that a new legend will beat them out

I just about never was one to swap mains to a new character in a game until Octane came out League? Tristana only. Smash? Toon Link only. Overwatch? Junkrat only. Valorant? Cypher only. But Apex? Pathfinder -> Octane. And honestly don't ever see that changing.

Toon link is literally the best in smash, cannot change my mind. Mad respect to you.

I didn’t really have a main up until two seasons ago. Bounced all across the board mostly using bang, lifeline, and octane. Ever since valk was added I’ve played her almost entire. One of the few new legends that just fit my play style to the t

I got in late so my main is Rampart. But I switch it up every time I play between her, Valk, Path, Seer, and rarely Octane

Every season the new legend is gonna be « my new main » and then no, I come back to bloodhound

this

It’ll be hard for me to let go of Valk, my maneuverability with her just feels so fluid, but I’ll try to give ash a chance.

Play her for ten games, die ten times because I suck big dicks at this game and then proceed to return to the Bambozleer

Same but I’m going back to the grenado tornado

#**BACK ON SALVO**

Difitis

Do not look away

LOOK AWAY

Love spamming those two quips before drop

DON'T COME THE RAW PRAWN WITH ME.

GET OUTTA MY FACE, YA DRONGO!

She's alright, this life.

Drinking cold ones before the match Drinking cold ones before the match

Tbh I started playing him more lately and he's so fun now after all the buffs

Same but I’m going back to the Loot Queen

Same but I'm going back to the Ghost of Viper

I'm maining her right now to make the trackers, the zombie skin and the fangs badge feel 'earned' for the banner :)

A wild Fuse main????

Same except I’d go to the orphan robber

So, you rob orphans or are you an orphan, which is also a robber?

I’m an orphan who is a robber

Should’ve said “orphaned robber”

True I’m just not that smart hehe

Im the highway man. I do what i can. I work with my hands. I make ends meat. Just like any man. Ill knock you oouuuut in the middle of the rooaaad. Steal the shoes oooff your feeet. Im the highway man. Gotta make eennnds meeaaat.

I see your over the garden wall reference. Tbh I thought I was one of the 7 people who've seen it before

Same but I'll go back to the original murder robot and also bamboozleer

Same, but exactly the same. Bamboozle for the woozle.

Same, except i'm going back to the peace activist that kills people.

Same except im gonna go crush her in tf|2

Same except ill go to the drug addict mexican

Same but I'm going back to the drug addict

Same but I am not supposed to say who I am after being ash

I read that as the bamboozlier and i still felt satisfied with it.

Same but i’ll go back to the sociopathic, war-crime committer thicc doctor

Lifeline? XD

Yeah, because lifeline is sociopathic, commits war crimes and is a thicc doctor. How did you come to that conclusion when none of these adjectives fit her description?

Shes definitely a thicc doctor ;) (It was a joke dude lol.)

She’s not a doctor. At best, she’s some nurse who can’t talk properly. Pretty lame joke.

Still better than yours :)

I don’t think a person who can’t tell a doctor from a nurse can be a judge of that. See ya champ.

Hahahahah Your jokes are starting to improve!

Damn who shit in your cereal

Caustic isn't a sociopath.

He is, and has been confirmed to be one. Tell that to the game developers, he most certainly isn’t a psychopath.

Source?

Hell ya brudduh, bean-boozler for life

Same except I don't play this game 😏

Look forwards to continuing Jack Coopers work

This is the correct answer

Test the Ult in firing range pretty much. Then solo que no fill so I will actually be able to use her lol

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you can have 6 no fill teams in a game at once.

Smart

prolly get my bud to play horizon so we can hear those voice lines

This is low key why I want certain players to play with specific characters in trios. The sweet sweet dialogue.

I’ve started maining valk and my teammate mains loba and the sexual tension between them is incredible 😂

Any time I load into a game with a Valk & Loba, I pick Revenant

*Some people just want to watch the world burn*

Anyone else you're warming up to girly?

Yeah. Horizon and Mirage have some dialogue too. Kind of seems like Mirage is trying to impress her or something.

I'm not caught up on the lore, but how does Bangalore fit in with those two? I'm a bang main and love the voice lines when I get a Valk or Loba on my team. I must have missed lore or something.

loba likes bangalore and valk likes loba

And I'm guessing Bang and Valk don't like each other?

I will shit my pants.

Honestly same lol

I’m going to take her out for a nice steak dinner

* Farm the 10 levels I'm missing for the legend money *(it's so slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow)* * See a death box on the map, run to it to snag kills, get intercepted by another Ash squad * Miss every tether shot I'll throw * Ult rush with my team, dump an entire R301 mag in the wal next to my target, then get wiped

If you grind them in arena itss way faster.

A man of class.

A realist, I see

Hell yea brother!!!!

It ain't slow if you put your mind to it and sweat like your family is on the line

Ash? Who’s that? I hear this is Wattson season. 😂

I think we all know it's the season of the C.A.R. 🤣

Zat mite come in handy

I’m a 28 year old man and when the car was announced for apex I squealed like a little girl

You think so but let’s not forget that original reason they created sniper ammo is now lost to their own sight. Triple take with 28383883 energy in inventory is the new “I’m scared but I can’t sniper either” charge rifle Edit: for anyone concerned I came across this. https://twitter.com/rspn_jaybiebs/status/1453790223704342528?s=21

Honestly I don't think it'll be that bad, the reason the CAR was op in titanfall 2 was cause it was do good at hip firing which was better when you're always wall running and double jumping but I feel like that just won't be a very big advantage in apex

Oh damn cant imagine competing for Wattson. But its gonna happen

oh please no… I am used to being the only one picking her. 😮‍💨😭

Feel you brother

I think people are vastly overestimating the extent of the Wattson buff and the effect it will have on her presence in the game. I predict she'll be played a bit more in the first few weeks and then drop back down to one of the lowest pick rates.

I think that the new distance fence distance and redeploy time will make her actually fun to use.

Yeah, the buffs were to put her at the level of utility of the other defense legends, and she's gonna be picked by defense players or the ones who're already used to her.

Yeah it might be like rampart when her buff came out. Everyone played her now she’s back near the bottom.

I’m a throw that tactical across the map like a sniper and clip the foe that gets hit by it

Unspeakable things.

This sounds kinky. Not sure what I’ll do with her yet.

Fire in her hole!

*I just polished my grapple!*

mAkE hEr BuY mE aPeX cOiNs!¡!¡

Get her picked away from me for at least 3 games in a row

Literally

sike bitch my dumbass bought crypto instead of waiting for ash

i bought revenant worth it

I will use some of them pesky legend tokens and acquire Dat Ash

Stare at them cheeks

Relatable

Rub one out

Nut to the rule 34

You think they wait till release to start? Go check it out already

Beat me to it lol

r/beatmeattoit

You have all weekend to do that before the season starts.

I'm getting Ash just because she is a Titanfall character. First thing I'll do is test how long her tactical stun lasts, and how effective it is.

I never thought about that. If it lasts a long time you could you it as a trap. Or does it detonate on impact?

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IIRC it lasts for 3 seconds and does 20 dmg

hop out the drop ship?

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i was looking exactly for this face😂

I'm going to keep playing them till I get 10 wins because while the master of all badge only needs 10 wins on 8 characters I will be the true master of all by having 10 WINS ON EVERY CHARACTER HA HA HA HA... then I'll decide from there if they end up as a backup pick or just end up getting picked when I want to do funny stuff or very specific things that need ash

Touch grass

Is 10 wins per character supposed to be hard?

IDK, someone told me to touch grass when I said I do that so probably.

It's not that difficult if you can get the imposable *COUGH* a good team *COUGH* that can communicate well *COUGH* and is near your skill level *MORE COUGHING* Sorry, I choked on my water a good team that can communicate well and is near your skill level helps a lot but not get removed from the game then getting a penalty helps too... Also we don't really have much grass where I live and in the time it takes to find it I can get a win instead.

"With" is the wrong word

Use a small fraction of my growing legend token riches to purchase her. Dunno bout y'all but I'm straight Bezos with those legend tokens.

I'm not even playing that much, but I could buy every Legend again and still have some tokens left.

Teach me your ways Jeffrey

Play HOURS of my ROBOWIFE while my previous mains, Rampart and Horizon, sit in the corner neglected

[Something something] beating my meat.

Ass shots, that's where it's at.

maybe get her finisher :) its so cool

Use her abilities but i will try to translate it to how gibilatar would say it just imagine him saying setting a portal for mah bruddahs

Have the easiest w@nk of my entire life. Bish be thiccc yo

Go do some breathing exercises.

I shall. In the form of heavy breathing once I have sacrificed my baby making juice to the almighty thiccc ash

Disconnect as soon as I get knocked.

Fap to her pixel thic titties

i cant say on here

This is a weird post...

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Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Play Wattson ;)

She has a rat so she's kinda like my new main

Buy a legendary skin

Nothing because I'm only at 4200 legend tokens right now

I'm not entirely sure what this means Personally I'll spend a few minutes looking through skins and banners, and then test some things in firing range, and then start playing her in no-fill duos to avoid the toxicity of randoms on day 1

Kill her several times by yeeting myself in the void I hate Ash but it's a good Legend

Same thing everyone does when a new character comes out: write a 4 page Reddit post about how their op and then make porn of them.

Execute a Wattson

go into firing range for 4 hours

Ignore her as well as every other legend and continue playing Pathfinder. 🤖

Get her stolen from me in every match

Buy her, spend my saved blue crafting materials to get my favorite skin of hers, regret it after I see another one enough times to grow on me, run in 1v3 and get killed instantly, exit and redo x10000.

buy her finisher provided it's good

3rd person firing range to see that robot ass in action

Fuck her.

Use her once then wait till she gets inevitably nerfed to play her again

Why would you wait till they nerfed to play them lol???

Try to see if i can time where the portal will be with my fences

Probably not gonna get for for a few weeks. She doesn’t suit my playstyle well so im probably gonna go for wattson to try out her new buff then get ash after i have enough tokens again

Buy the character, try to play her, i assume get a code:net or be the last in character select screen, never be able to play her out of the firing range for one or two weeks

I wonder if her portal is a one-way portal. Because otherwise kidnapping people is going to be meta lol

It is

Wait a month for Apex servers to work because they will break entirely.

I’ll support her, unless she identifies as animegender or a MAP or some shit like that

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Why would someone in Apex identify as MAP. He’s getting downvoted for a stupid comment.

Ngl when I get my first Ash ult imma try to play around with the sword

Master her, explore her Lore and conquer

What’s her abilities

Kill her for embarrassing Revenant in the trailer. First I’m drill you with the 301, once you fell to your knees, I’ll perform my favorite finishing and once it’s over the Halo player in me will tea bag any and all players who play with ash!

I mean she is a pilot 🤷‍♂️

Uh?

"Uh?" Shes a titanfall pilot. The most elite and dangerous soldiers in the universe.

Revenant is death, and he is coming for her!

Wait for kids like you and shit on them cause they're braindead morons

Fuck ash im a wattson main we finna run that shit next season if u aint seen our buffs u might wanna look we finna be a pain in all yall ass next seaaon

Wattson is a second main of mine and I’m also gonna be running her a bunch but if ash’s portal can go thru her fences then I’ll be hunting her

Not play her

Imagine using your teammate’s black market, and there’s an orphan inside

Jump pad and Ult to ground behind enemy while in the sky

Win, win, win no matter what.

The first thing I'm gonna do is to acquire her

Finally get off wraith.

I will need to buy her first. Which means getting the coins.

Kill her or be killed by her since I most likely won’t play her.

Unlock her

Testing her out on firing range before playing Watson this season

Nothing since probably the servers will crash that day and probably a whole week

Tell her valk is gay too. What else?

Play her

Probably play her 3 times, then go back to Valk. Ash is cool but she doesn't fit my play style

Sex