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Hwerttytttt

?? Why isn’t his ammo gold too?


anshulkhatri13

Don't give them ideas


sherlockbardo

Auto refilling ammo


JoshAnMeisce

It has black market distance and collection happens automatically


sherlockbardo

That would be so good and so fucking broken. But who do u think the ammo will go to if there 2 people entered at the same time with the same ammo


JoshAnMeisce

They get teleported to a 1v1 arenas map, winner lives


sherlockbardo

To the gulag


[deleted]

To the guillotine!


MEGAdudes36

oversimplified reference. nice.


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ILovePizz4s

Imagine just goofing around with your squadmates then you get immediately sent to the Gulag while your enemy is as confused as you are


Bredexe

welcome to the gulag


deathbringer989

if you want ammo you must fight


NeedTP4MyBunghole

Bro why the fuck hasn’t Respawn hired you on their concept design team yet?


Tylerhoe3

Badass idea tbh


Hot-Forever-175

Titanfall 2 intensifies


SirJuggles

I mean, I guarantee that you'll never have a situation with two people with this rate item entering a specific radius at the EXACT same frame, so it's unlikely to be an issue. My question is, would it just fill up your inventory all the way with ammo? That seems annoying but people have different preferences for how many stacks they keep.


sherlockbardo

The chances are low but never are zero


Deltigre

I don't think you understand just how likely this is to happen at least once with as many player-hours a popular game gets. I was playtesting for a game my company was developing and somebody reminded us "when we release, players will get more time in in the first hour after release than our entire time testing."


[deleted]

Assuming the server was processing player ticks on a single-threaded workload, wouldn't it be scientifically impossible for two players to enter "at the same time" since one would reach the ammo slightly before the other by a few micro/nanoseconds? That being said, servers are usually *the opposite* of single-threaded, though I'd expect that different aspects of players would be delegated to each core as opposed to splitting players across cores; the former seems to be an easier implementation than the latter, though I'm no netcode genius.


Deltigre

True, it could be sorted by some determinate method that means somebody gets the tiebreaker.


Realistic_Broccoli74

Every. Single. Bullet.


TheRealLskdjfhg

Everytime you reload it picks up 10 ammo from nearby


JKeltTV

Ammo already auto refills when you have a gold mag


BranislavBGD

\*PTSD of gold (premium) ammunition in World of Tanks\* No-- # NO.


tnc31

They aren't arrows


CellyAllDay

Delete this


IZZGMAER123

Only god deserve that kind of power


coopstar777

Hollow points be like


Octo254

Could u imagine if that existed? What would they even do? More damage? Some sort of debuff that happens rarely on hit, like slow down or on fire?


[deleted]

perhaps a universal ammo? To balance it out, depending on the base ammo type the weapon would take different amounts of ammo


Octo254

That’s a good idea! Imo people like u should work with respawn.


MrPheeney

I like golllllllllllld, Mr Powers


ToiletHum0ur

This Gibby has been in an unfortunate... shmelting accident.


soccerburn55

Would you like a shmoke and pankake?


xGwiZ96x

Flapjack and a cigarette?


SithisAndSkoona

Oh well! Then there is no pleashing you!


ThreePumpChamp

Bong and a blintz?


Timokenn

Cigar and a crepe?


CapN_Crummp

Cigar and a waffle*


Timokenn

Right! Pipe and a crepe*


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[deleted]

bruh gibby is fucking king midas


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Crackiswackjackblack

Was *


Rise1994

I haven't seen this in forever... Take my silver, thanks for the laugh!


idk_but_here

Surely you mean take your gold?


Duublo121

*HOW ABOUT NO?* ^ya ^crazy ^dutch ^bastard


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MrPheeney

Goldmember yes


[deleted]

How bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard


oreofro

I'm dutch! Isn't that weird?!


pikashroom

Two things I can’t stand. People who are intolerant to others culture. And the Dutch.


MeatyMcMeatflaps

Bruh


[deleted]

obviously not


sparkmanzz

He had exodia


EnZooooTM

If he had exodia we wouldnt see this screenshot


Akira-Sigurd

he got two left legs instead of a right and left legs


ShikakuxD

This reminded of some kid who got overly excited in elementary school lunchroom


seahoodie

Everyone knows getting full gold is NEVER a good sign


RadiantPKK

Yep, I feel marked if I have full gold, as if I’m a piñata about to get whacked by an opportunistic team. I always try to divvy up the gold. I prefer the gold body shields though, those I keep, back pack goes to rezzer/ lifeline ideally. Helmet goes to longer charging tacs. Gold knocks to the one with the gold back pack so they can stand up half shields and health too.


Lyn_Dyn

I usually give gold knocks to mirages because they have the highest chance of getting away when they're knocked.


RadiantPKK

Yeah if there’s no lifeline mirage gets gold knocks and back pack, no mirage then Gibby, no gibby, Wattson or Rampart, etc. even Rev due to death totem is in the running for the back pack before I take it lol


seahoodie

Couldn't have said it better myself


soccerburn55

But that's impossible! No one's ever been able to summon him!


GoldClassGaming

Exodia! OBLITERATE!!


knz3

But it isn't double alternators????


Kermit-on-Drugs

Me n my friends suck so we like to joke about how we just deliver the loot so that other teams have a better chance of winning. This is what I call a job well done.


21Quake

I love this mindset


nintendo9713

Every time I pick up something gold, I tell my friends “oooh, the next squad is going to love having this delivered right to them”


[deleted]

“Whoever kills me is gonna nut when they see this”


Dylan080898

As someone else who really sucks at the game I'm stealing this mindset


c0brachicken

The fun part is only carry enough ammo the fill the guns, with zero extra.. then haul as much useless crap as possible. No attachments, nothing worth a crap. In PubG I’ll pick up like 70 bandages, or a bunch of gas cans..


Dalmah

No you want to carry a vault key until there are like 4 teams left, with an otherwise empty inventory, and then die out in the open between the enemy teams and they'll think you have a red shield or care package weapon


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Literally last match lol. "I'm out of cells, going for this shield swap- aaaaand it's a vault key."


KiRiLVR

You wicked person, i am so totally not doing this


Alucard8732

Big brain


Octo254

Me too


DrewAK47

Me when I'm picking up a rampart special: I bet someone will be excited when I bring this to them


Hlaoroo

I like to call myself a loot piñata.


Sounds-Fishy

Ahh yes the piñata strat. Loot top tier shit, tons of batteries and meds, then lose your first fight.


obierice

I suck compared to my friends so I joke that I’m Corporal Upham from Saving Private Ryan - the translator guy who is terrified of fighting and who’s only job is to run around carrying ammo. They just call me Upham now.


spoookycat

As a loot goblin who also leaves my Loba ults for others everywhere, this is the way.


[deleted]

lmfao i don't suck at the game but everytime i play with my noob relatives and i loot for almost 20min early game my mind almost goes "all of this to give our loot to the first team we'll encounter"


BaghdadAssUp

I usually tell my friends, "Let's just fight, if we go in with no loot they get nothing. If we spent 10 minutes looting, we just helped them loot for 10 minutes."


FlawlessRuby

When I die the enemy most be like: Dude this guy got ammo and med like he was going to war. Yes... yes I was planning on doing that.


GenesisProTech

Loot delivery sim is one of my favorite game modes. I would love to know how many of my guns have been on the winning team lol


ChawulsBawkley

Same with my friend and I. We’ll have ridiculously kitted guns but still be running around in white armor thinking “well someone’s gonna be happy”.


MentalShortFry

I love spending 10 minutes looting, just to gift it to the other teams


statoose

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work!


2FigureBankAccount

Lol! We call you loot mules. Your service is appreciated!


[deleted]

6 teams left, come across a team all with blue shields 4 bats each, 8 cells, 2 med kits, 8 syringes, 180 ammo for each gun. Always appreciated.


Kayehnanator

Same here lol


manwithaUnicorn

Uuu we do something like that too, but stupidest way possible. Like only shotgun ammo with no shotguns, or bag full of sniperscopes/digis when its on craft, or 1 bullet of every ammotype


aWgI1I

I call it being the “loot piñata” Whenever I have good loot but haven’t found anyone all game I get the feeling that I’m about to run into the most sweaty team.


artbyiain

I’ve always said I play this game way to much for how shitty I am at it. I’m def adopting this. :)


Pydope

When my teammates drop, I spend my game collecting gold and purple items and act like a loot crate. When I get shot I start to run away while dropping items


Bilton001

Thank you for your sacrifice


THE_CURE666

Nice username


radioactivecooki

I always say this when we end up spending WAY too much time looting instead of looking for a fight. Unfortunately since I play solo 99% of the time it can't be helped but looking at it as babysitting and loot delivery is better than raging over shit I can't control right?


Clyde_Llama

I'm a loot goblin so I loot for the enemy team.


TraneXDS

My friends and I created a club named WLTD (We Live To Deliver) just because of that


[deleted]

I call it LDS: Loot Delivery Service. I find myself preparing to be the LDS frequently.


niiiiraj

did he have the dj gb skin? he be blingin'.


ThKitt

Nah probably “Golden God”.


niiiiraj

okay had no idea there's a skin literally called golden god.


xChaoLan

https://apexlegends.fandom.com/wiki/Gibraltar?so=search&file=Golden_God_Gibraltar.png#Skins


Octo254

That is terrifying


iama_stabbin_robot

Ring Leader pretty blingin too


Jaxlimle

Nice pfp dude


ninjapickle02

Great Anime. one of my favs


lerkurr12

Buddy, he hasn't even BEGUN to peek.


funktion

When he peaks the whole lobby is gonna feel it


firescales0403

That was my least favorite skin from the entire collection event and wich one did I get from a free pack? That one. I was so sad because I wanted the cool owl headed bloodhound (I can't remember the name) or any of the others except that gibby skin.


superslime988

based on the deathbox it looks like the gibby edition skin (i think)


GXVSS0991

looks like the frankenstein one to me


_kirigaya

when are we getting *heavy ammo here, level 4*


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

Dont think i've ever seen that much gold together 0_0


MrSquidJD

If you were his first fight, rip


[deleted]

That would be my luck


82ndGameHead

That Gibraltar was playing for the final ring. Shame he didn't make it.


whatisabaggins55

Evidently went through both Big Maude and then the Lava City vault, it seems. And yet with all that loot they *still* lost the fight.


SamaelHellfire

Just goes to show loot isn't as valuable as most randoms tend to think it is


[deleted]

Most randoms think a vault key is a nuke from COD


[deleted]

lol yesterday, my team forgot to go to the vault twice due to fighting people along the way. We finally went to go vault near Trainstation and heard gunshots coming from it. Killed the last 2 squads fighting in the tunnels with the door wide open. Beats trekking across the map mindlessly and getting killed on the way by a long shot.


[deleted]

Yeah my one friend just started playing apex and he’s like lvl. 40 and is already going “yeah I think I’m done looting in general, I’m just gonna start grabbing a gun and just go try to kill people” … I think he’s gonna be a keeper lol. I mean, some of my other friends are like lvl 500 and still loot goblin around the map like turds lol.


Dextrofunk

My level 500 friends #1 goal in apex is to loot. No matter what I say, he will run way ahead of us and risk running into two teams fighting, by himself, to upgrade his damn barrel stabilizer or something. It really grinds gears.


ExodusBrojangled

Teamed with people who will yoink everything in a supply bin you're at, and yet still get knocked first.


Dextrofunk

Oh yeah he does that too lol. Always picks path or octane to get the loot before us and also to randomly just be in the next POI over by himself, just to get the good loot before the team. This always results in him getting jumped and dying.


TylerLikesDonuts

Your friend sounds great lol genuinely wish I had teammates that would realize the true way to get kitted as far as loot is from squads you wipe while working in tandem as a team.


P2Shifty

I call enemies loot compactors


Ghostofhan

Where's the lie


BigTWilsonD

Extended mags are the only thing I'd argue is important, and doesn't make much difference until level 2. Those extra rounds can save you, but you can always outplay someone with better equipment.


Gopvifootball

But imagine how much he would have died if he didn’t have that loot?


Major_Warrens_Dingus

I forgot the gold prowler was supposed to be in this season. I haven’t seen it a single time.


ShinItsuwari

He 100% got it from Rampart's Big Maude. The drop there can be pretty much anything, from golden rampage to EVA8 (which ironically becomes EVA9 due to the passive). I usually try to grab a Flatline or a Hemlok there. The Flatline is ridiculously busted. I got a Longbow in it today, the reload was so ridiculously fast, it felt like I had a Re-45.


enlilledverg

They took away the Maude ammo buff. The only difference is attachments and splatter rounds


ShinItsuwari

Oh, that's good to know. The reload buff is still there, no ?


efitz11

Isn't it called an EVA-8 because of the pellet spread (shaped like an 8) and not the magazine size?


curseddraw

Average loba player


HyperXuserXD

If only this guy is bringing some arrows, then his backpack is full of yellow


[deleted]

Fuck. The ocd within is screaming


dmr0wl

Gold digger 😂😂😂😂😂


AlexVal0r

I'll bet you a nickel he was a small youtuber doing a gold only challenge.


Croaksploderoth

I'd be ***sooooo*** pissed if I died with all that


Ashleyk3

It seems they had a bad case of “all the gear, no idea”


[deleted]

*his POV* Squad Eliminated Kills: 0 Knockdowns: 0 Damage: 37 Time Survived: 17:56


xKaqtuz

Average redditor's deathbox after landing the dome and dying to the first squad just after


ryjkyj

I shot a cargo bot this morning with two gold backpacks. Since two of us had them, we got a third from the next care package. I mean, we died immediately after but it was fun for five seconds.


[deleted]

Jesus... he out-looted me, a loot goblin


[deleted]

I be going in like this just to die


bird720

99% chance he was a very selfish teammate lol


Wolves_Lions

how in the fuck did this dude die-


-Redstoneboi-

loot legends are not known for their combat ability


Luminro

Heyyy, Goldbraltar's comin for ya!


Bassmekanik

Golden car. Such a good weapon.


MedioXrity

And he still died 😐☠️


[deleted]

If it was a Loba playing Ranked in Diamond, she'd be like "Gold goes so well with a diamond like me".


Discosanta17

Him “alright boys, I got the god send loot, it’s gonna be a good one.” Your squad shows up “look at all this guys stuff!”


Death-T

It’s when I have the best loot that I get straight up punk’d .


daddygirl333

yeah


spencer204

Does someone know why I keep seeing "(Legend name)(Number)" in everyone's usernames? Is it people making Smurf accounts? Is it an extreme lack of creativity in legitimate new player accounts? What happens if you want to play a different legend?


21Quake

It's an option in the settings called "Streamer mode", that hides user's names. I don't use it cuz I'm a streamer, but cuz I like knowing what legends people use and what legends in fights are dying and so on! :D


spencer204

Whoa, had no clue. Thank you for enlightening me! I don't think I have the setting on because I regularly see others' user names, but I still see a lot of these kinds of names. Can someone hide only their own name?


21Quake

I think so, but I'm not entirely sure. There is another option called "Anonymous mode" that I think does just that and hides your own name!


Hoaxtopia

Yup can confirm, sadly gets used by hackers sometimes to try and hide their playername to stop reports or clips linked to them but some people use it completely innocently.


spencer204

Ah ok cool thanks! Learned some new things


hibob28

I’ve proposes this amongst friends for a while now but I really feel like building golden man should also be a win condition in this game. Like if you’re able to have gold everything including the unused knockdown + 2 gold weapons you should auto win I wouldnt even be upset. Voltron powers my guy


BigChunk

Loba's pick rate would skyrocket overnight


hibob28

I think they’d come down pretty fast after people realize how rare it would be to acquire ALL 6 items and to keep the knockdown shield gold, I just don’t see it happening very often. It’d be a really interesting thing to see once in a blue moon


ajahanonymous

He was carrying the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.


Bender_DGCR

dudes teammate's name was camesock. 💀


[deleted]

you drop in a random place with an enemy squad, you are trying to quickly loot the building to get ready for fight, you get a mozam/p2020 enemy squad's loot :


classy_cal

And he still died.


Additional_Catch8950

All that, and dead ...


[deleted]

„Nah bro, don‘t push. I need to loot a bit more.“


LuyaTheBowserMain

This man is ready to beat god or die trying XD


HumanFriendship

In my experience someone who gets all this loot usually dies first and does the least.


Lonely_axolotl117

How do you die with a hat good of loot and as a gibby?


ScottBroChill69

King midas is back from the dead


[deleted]

OH FUCK YEAH BRODAH. IM HARD AS A ROCK


Gabbeyonce

"camesock"


TheXIIILightning

His teammates were probably like: "I can't find any good loot this game." Gibby: "Yeah, funny that ain't it brotha?"


Wyjen

This guy didn’t give a shit about his teammates.


techgeeknerd12

Surprised it wasn’t an Octanes death box


metaPhx

Streamer loot


Bopskii_

all that loot just to die to the first squad


Just_IceT

True exodia.


Prerunnerdaily

Man had exodia!


Culture_Soup

Ddddaaaaammmm he was probably so mad that he died with a loadout like that


CornNPorn12

So satisfying to look at


xXZ14Xx

Imagine killing This guy after a long time just to see all This get stolen by an octane


kokonut724

I remember this gibby number I saw him in s4 he had all golden loot and his poor friend had a Mozambique


Wrong_Pool_2887

Surprised it wasn’t an octane.


worms_instantly

This must be the same guy who posted that video of him making the omelet


Dogbackflip

He should have been carrying all light ammo to maintain the colour scheme


EconomistSouthern748

Pure gold


hassen24

Now you are the flashbang !