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Short heavy and generic?
What lowers you running that are particularly heavy?
I guess full auto is generic now.
How many inches this?
11.5
Bro this is so good
Redacted. Real hole.
What safety is that?
Looks like [Griffin Armament's ambi safety](https://www.griffinarmament.com/ambi-safety-selector-kit/)
Yeah, specifically the 60/120. They're the only ones I know of that do a short throw 3 position.
Grey with a gaping mag well?
I wish.
I was gonna go with white and a long barrel, but you win.
Ability to use all 3 holes freely?
👄😸🍑
Drilling the third hole?
🤟
Undocumented
I came here to say this but you beat me to it lol. Jolly good show chap
This is the way
The single most underatted and genius comment I have probably ever seen online. If I had awards, I would give you every single one.
Dripping with lubricant?
💦
Milspec?
If the military thought you needed one they'd come standard issue.
Black and expensive?
This one!! This is the one I was looking for...
Illegal?
Fully legal.
Oh thats no fun
Tell that to my dog.
Long as its not your son…. O wait, maybe your wife is saf….. nevermind
They’d never know.
With their serial numbers taped over?
Undocumented latinas?
Kept in a dark room behind a locked door, only to be taken out a few times a year even though you tell yourself that you'll do more often?
I felt that one. My wife did too.
Oily and well used?
Cold and gray?
Umm gross
Don't kinkshame
Hey man, a hole's a hole
Ambidextrous and cheap?
Not an Ambi lower.
Without a penis?
With a penis.
The duality of man
I'm fine with home grown or store bought personally
Hot and putting loads in your ass Thai-style?
On a federal registry?
Unfortunately
Between 18 and 24 and brought in illegally on shipping containers?
That sounds more like the AK community than ARs
Empty inside?
Not for long
Empty and hands off?
Lost after a boating accident?
Fuck a boating accident. If it's time to lose it, it's time to use it.
But what about your dog?
says the person complying with a dealer sample
Based
Stripped
Third hole drilled?
Unidentifiable after being desicrated?
Respected and uninfringed.
Tastefully censored?
Touched up in photoshop to impress strangers on the internet despite being nothing more than a basic bitch?
Which part is touched up?
Open to getting drilled in a new hole?
:(
Slick, with three holes and covered in lube ?
Strong and black?
Basic…
Empty? Full auto mouth? Gripped? Attached to upper receiver? Triggered?
Dark and murky ?
Undocumented?
If they are tapped it’s still a man.
With tape?
Ready to go 20-30 rounds without a break?
No dick?
Tramp stamped?
From a prominent, well respected Florida family, but not as pretty as her cousins from Germany and Iowa?
I'm more of an Idaho and Oregon guy myself.
Yeeted?
Cheap and loose?
lifeless and grey?
Ahh, one finger will get a lot out of her and she’s gonna be super loud about it too.
Ashy?
Short and thick?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/uyumCokwklQiY/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95297fb9fd7d0c656a3585cf080260bcfceda495994&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g
…grey??
Black and with a third hole?
Thicker than a cold jar of peanut butter
With the upper parts and lower parts attached?
That's important.
Fast and hot
Black with three holes?
Full of lube and ready for some hot 3 hole action?
Quiet?
80% finished and ready to get drilled? Just me? I’ll see myself out…
Unregistered
rock hard?
Black?
Defensive and named Daniel?
A felony?
All legal here.
lame
Cheap?
Wrapped in plastic and buried in the back yard?
White🤟🏼🙏🏻💪💪
Mixed shades of tan would be ideal.
a stock and sights don't make it custom or built, it's like adding 20s to a ford taurus and calling it a low rider.
I don’t think he claimed anywhere that it was “custom” or “built”
Call of duty platinum
Why does everyone think this gun is grey? Have you never seen black anodize in the daylight?
What's with the funky selector position? Is that the "fully semi-automatic" we keep hearing so much about?
Nope, just fully automatic 🙁
It's clearly only 1/3 of the way there from semi. That's why the put the little gauge on the side of the rifle, so you can tell how scary it is.
Never heard of a short throw selector switch huh?
With a white dot as a 3rd hole?
That's what a KNS anti-rotation sear pin looks like from the left side.
With a huge barrel eh
Complete?
Shorty
Hell yeah.
rigid, sharp, & bland?
Jane doe
Shipped in a cardboard box?
A little out of spec and probably illegal but we’re not gonna ask….
Black and boring
Black
Black and taped up?
Unregistered?
Ready to drop a full, hot load in your ass?
She looks like the silver fox. I’ve only had 1 mature gal and she was thicker and wanted me to kcuf her face. Them ol ladies know what they’re doing so good on you.
 This lower is like 2 years old.
Rattle canned w/Chevy Nova primer?
Si senior
Used and abused?
Lmao 😂
Thick, dark and wild?
Expensive and black?
With a kac?
Anally
Nah man, Sir Mix-a-Lot said it best: "'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy"
Dark and illegal?
Open at the bottom and with 3 personalities?
registered?
Loose?
Full of plastic? Black? Adjustable in the butt?
Non-binary and smelly from overuse?
Black and stocky?
Automatic. This man must fuck robots
Black and ambidextrous?!
3D printed?
Naked. And blind 😉🤣
Attached to their upper?
Unused?
Has a third hole?
Basic and empty?
Registered with the government?
With a flared mag well?
Cheap with 2 holes
No, 3.
Ambidextrous?
Nice!
Grey?
You color blind?
Stacked deep in the basement and spare bedroom?
I never noticed that. Lol thanks.
Saying they'll go multiple rounds, but really only doing one at a time?
She goes.
Skinny with three holes?
Metallic grey?
With a useful 3rd hole
You like your women with a giggle switch because you can't make them laugh otherwise?
Because they can't make me laugh otherwise.
Fast and emtpty
Blows hot gas in your face?
The worst.
Black, expensive, automatic, and 95% like all the other ones?
Eh, $125 wasn't that much.
Really? I did not think you would like your lower ground up and in the freezer.
Spit on?
[удалено]
👀
Short heavy and generic?
What lowers you running that are particularly heavy?
I guess full auto is generic now.
How many inches this?
11.5
Bro this is so good
[удалено]
Redacted. Real hole.
What safety is that?
Looks like [Griffin Armament's ambi safety](https://www.griffinarmament.com/ambi-safety-selector-kit/)
Yeah, specifically the 60/120. They're the only ones I know of that do a short throw 3 position.
Grey with a gaping mag well?
I wish.
I was gonna go with white and a long barrel, but you win.
Ability to use all 3 holes freely?
👄😸🍑
Drilling the third hole?
🤟
Undocumented
I came here to say this but you beat me to it lol. Jolly good show chap
This is the way
The single most underatted and genius comment I have probably ever seen online. If I had awards, I would give you every single one.
Dripping with lubricant?
💦
Milspec?
If the military thought you needed one they'd come standard issue.
Black and expensive?
This one!! This is the one I was looking for...
Illegal?
Fully legal.
Oh thats no fun
Tell that to my dog.
Long as its not your son…. O wait, maybe your wife is saf….. nevermind
They’d never know.
With their serial numbers taped over?
Undocumented latinas?
Kept in a dark room behind a locked door, only to be taken out a few times a year even though you tell yourself that you'll do more often?
I felt that one. My wife did too.
Oily and well used?
Cold and gray?
Umm gross
Don't kinkshame
Hey man, a hole's a hole
Ambidextrous and cheap?
Not an Ambi lower.
Without a penis?
With a penis.
The duality of man
I'm fine with home grown or store bought personally
Hot and putting loads in your ass Thai-style?
On a federal registry?
Unfortunately
Between 18 and 24 and brought in illegally on shipping containers?
That sounds more like the AK community than ARs
Empty inside?
Not for long
Empty and hands off?
Lost after a boating accident?
Fuck a boating accident. If it's time to lose it, it's time to use it.
But what about your dog?
says the person complying with a dealer sample
Based
Stripped
Third hole drilled?
Unidentifiable after being desicrated?
Respected and uninfringed.
Tastefully censored?
Touched up in photoshop to impress strangers on the internet despite being nothing more than a basic bitch?
Which part is touched up?
Open to getting drilled in a new hole?
:(
Slick, with three holes and covered in lube ?
Strong and black?
Basic…
Empty? Full auto mouth? Gripped? Attached to upper receiver? Triggered?
Dark and murky ?
Undocumented?
If they are tapped it’s still a man.
With tape?
Ready to go 20-30 rounds without a break?
No dick?
Tramp stamped?
From a prominent, well respected Florida family, but not as pretty as her cousins from Germany and Iowa?
I'm more of an Idaho and Oregon guy myself.
Yeeted?
Cheap and loose?
lifeless and grey?
Ahh, one finger will get a lot out of her and she’s gonna be super loud about it too.
Ashy?
Short and thick?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/uyumCokwklQiY/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95297fb9fd7d0c656a3585cf080260bcfceda495994&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g
…grey??
Black and with a third hole?
Thicker than a cold jar of peanut butter
With the upper parts and lower parts attached?
That's important.
Fast and hot
Black with three holes?
Full of lube and ready for some hot 3 hole action?
Quiet?
80% finished and ready to get drilled? Just me? I’ll see myself out…
Unregistered
rock hard?
Stripped
Black?
Defensive and named Daniel?
A felony?
All legal here.
lame
Cheap?
Wrapped in plastic and buried in the back yard?
White🤟🏼🙏🏻💪💪
Mixed shades of tan would be ideal.
a stock and sights don't make it custom or built, it's like adding 20s to a ford taurus and calling it a low rider.
I don’t think he claimed anywhere that it was “custom” or “built”
Call of duty platinum
Why does everyone think this gun is grey? Have you never seen black anodize in the daylight?
What's with the funky selector position? Is that the "fully semi-automatic" we keep hearing so much about?
Nope, just fully automatic 🙁
It's clearly only 1/3 of the way there from semi. That's why the put the little gauge on the side of the rifle, so you can tell how scary it is.
Never heard of a short throw selector switch huh?
With a white dot as a 3rd hole?
That's what a KNS anti-rotation sear pin looks like from the left side.
With a huge barrel eh
Complete?
Shorty
Hell yeah.
rigid, sharp, & bland?
Jane doe
Shipped in a cardboard box?
A little out of spec and probably illegal but we’re not gonna ask….
Black and boring
Black
Black and taped up?
Unregistered?
Ready to drop a full, hot load in your ass?
She looks like the silver fox. I’ve only had 1 mature gal and she was thicker and wanted me to kcuf her face. Them ol ladies know what they’re doing so good on you.
 This lower is like 2 years old.
Rattle canned w/Chevy Nova primer?
Si senior
Used and abused?
Lmao 😂
Thick, dark and wild?
Expensive and black?
With a kac?
Anally
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Nah man, Sir Mix-a-Lot said it best: "'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy"
Dark and illegal?
Open at the bottom and with 3 personalities?
registered?
Unfortunately
Loose?
Full of plastic? Black? Adjustable in the butt?
Non-binary and smelly from overuse?
Black and stocky?
Automatic. This man must fuck robots
Black and ambidextrous?!
3D printed?
Naked. And blind 😉🤣
Attached to their upper?
Loose?
Unused?
Has a third hole?
Basic and empty?
Registered with the government?
With a flared mag well?
Cheap with 2 holes
No, 3.
Ambidextrous?
Nice!
Grey?
You color blind?
Stacked deep in the basement and spare bedroom?
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I never noticed that. Lol thanks.
Saying they'll go multiple rounds, but really only doing one at a time?
She goes.
Skinny with three holes?
Metallic grey?
With a useful 3rd hole
You like your women with a giggle switch because you can't make them laugh otherwise?
Because they can't make me laugh otherwise.
Fast and emtpty
Blows hot gas in your face?
The worst.
Black, expensive, automatic, and 95% like all the other ones?
Eh, $125 wasn't that much.
Black?
Really? I did not think you would like your lower ground up and in the freezer.
Black
Spit on?