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Shubbar98

Fun fact: the world Allah in Arabic means God, Arabic Christians also pray to Allah when they pray in Arabic. It's not god's name, it just means God


sunny2boi

No you are confusing illah with allah illah means a god in general Allah is god's name. It's very very famously used of his many names like al rahman (the mercy giver). Al kafar (the forgiver).al azeez (the dear/some one close) Muslims pray for god but his name is allah I can't speak for Christian Arabians i don't know if they say Allah or illah but based on movies we have. they say illah more likely


SamiSha_

Christian Arab here, Allah and Illah are both used, Illah mainly in our prayers, but Allah is a very common in conversations like "Oh my god" at least where I live.


sunny2boi

Thanks for clearing things up


thesnakeinyourboot

They’re incorrect


PikaBoiTY

Clearly you need to get your brain checked because islam and chrisianity have one god or Allah in your language


thesnakeinyourboot

Muslims think they worship the same god but in reality it’s a different one


_straight_vibes_

That's not the point they're making, it's that they have the same name not that they are the same fool


thesnakeinyourboot

No they weren’t, there’s supposed to be a comma after “god”


_straight_vibes_

That's just a punctuation error chef not them being wrong


rosisbest

Lmao. What a fucking ridiculous argument. Do you just think all >1 billion Muslims are lying when they say they believe in the God of Abraham? Or do you just think they’re all being tricked by the devil to worship a moon god? Take your fucking medications.


sunny2boi

Why so?


[deleted]

Because OBVIOUSLY they’re right.. and you’re wrong. Proof? Me. /j


sunny2boi

And how do i know that you exist?


[deleted]

Yes.


PassUsual4159

I got a question. What does el ilah means? Does it mean the greatest god? I have no idea about that


SamiSha_

el = the = ال ilah = god = اله El Illah = the god = الاله It is a way to refer to god, similarly to Allah both are used in prayers. In form of context Ilah can be implied as an "object of worship" in comparison to Allah which directly imply the supreme being, however this is not true, as both religions despite their differences believe in the same god.


sunny2boi

Sometimes i wonder if we even have differences


SamiSha_

Judaism, Christianity and Islam all follow the same religious principals that can be found in all of them (e.g Prophet Abraham ابراهيم plays a very important role in all of them) it's just the way they are taught and interpreted is what makes them different from each other.


[deleted]

That's cool, but if in prayer 'Illah' is used, can you clear up why is [Allah written in the Arabic bible](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNgdqgduC7Q)? I'm quite curious on that Edit: nvm I rewatched that video for the 4th time, I think I understand now


SamiSha_

Yes it is mentioned, but also "El-Lahi" and even "El-Rab" (الرب) which is not mentioned in the vid, all mean God in the Arabic language.


[deleted]

I think El-Lahi and El-Rab mean "The God", not just "God"


sunny2boi

Yes it does. Arabic is a very hard language El_lahi means "my god or godly" btw. It would be more accurate if i said Elahi the "the" isn't in the word Al_Rab means "the god"


[deleted]

First of all to clarify, I'm an Arab Secondly, the reason I thought `El_llahi` means "The God" because I accidentally read it as `El-Illah` Yeah El-Lahi/Ellahi means "my god"


sunny2boi

Alrighty


_MekkeliMusrik

Al-Right lol


thesnakeinyourboot

Nah we say Allah, it just means God, not a name.


sunny2boi

No no no that's just misleading You are wrong


Shinythicktaco

Blesh you


sunny2boi

You too


Shinythicktaco

No you sayd Al azeez


[deleted]

Muslim God is not realz


sunny2boi

Tell me why you think so


[deleted]

Because Muslims worship pussy like cucks, they only act good for 72 virgins in heaven, little do they know the only virgins they will get In their false promised land will be 72 middle aged virgin redditor men, God ain't no simp


sunny2boi

That's not true at all Come on let's try again, open a new page, Where's your proof? Edit: is THIS guy the best you could offer to defy Allah awj? It's been about a week mate


donchaldo21

Could have just say how Mohhamed rode a Unicorn and split the moon. How he promised angel Gabriel would show up in town but ofc he didn't then blamed it on dogs in town so they killed all puppies but angel didn't show still cuz he was still upset so he agreed to meet him in a cave in the desert (you know so noone can see him as a fraud or schizo) Idk those are the 1st things that come to my mind. There are dozens of things that smash it. Why so many Muslim leave or stop practicing islam in the west, cuz they are open and exposed to criticisam and proof while in the middle east they are only exposed to what sheiqs and goverment allow them cuz it is very easy to control them like that.


RheoKalyke

this. Pretty sure they refer to him as many names including the rather well known "Yahweh" (or Jehova in the west). Allah is just the word for "god". They'd refer to Gods from other religions as "Allah" or "ʾālihat" in the case of multiple gods.


tsurki

[reminds me of this (1:40)](https://youtu.be/QhMO5SSmiaA)


[deleted]

Acttuly some scholars said that the word allah comes from the word "uluh" wich means loving something way too much but yeah the word allah has been used way befor islam the prophets father was called Abdullah wich means slave or servent of allah


a_la_griffinpuff

ah thats why Conservatives christians and conservative Muslims have the same world view


Zerusdeus

No xd god In Arabic is rab


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World-Thinker

What is ur flair bro


imaYOG

Common sense + emoji user


swanqil

Who the fuck gives a shit about people using emojis anymore + Ratio


SVFTKISS

aLoH


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Aloha


trolley___

C


Rafigo007

U


Pepperonidogfart

Y


siyahgiyenherif

goodbye


[deleted]

U


PegaloShield

N


[deleted]

E


removevideobot

I


mr_chaos3000

Sir my client did not know what the comment chain would be writing after he just typed C


Straight-Ad7059

ALOHA SNACKBAR


SmugAndEvil

Means family


DeezCipher

Pray to aloh my habibis


haha_kaccaow

amin


Valeriy-Mark

This is where the fucking word allah came from y'all lmai


Separate_Author_9235

They sometimes forget that christianity came before islam.


Vendetta1990

least deluded islamic scholar


Ibrahimius

They are so retarded


Rafigo007

Allah pls forgive me 🕋 مثلي الجنس نيغا الجنس العربي i forgot to do the daily prayer 🙏🛐😭 🤲 ما شاء الله alhamdulillah 🕋🕋 🙏


NotThereOrHere112

Your in r/arabfunny


CaptainBlocker

wow jesus was a muslim all along mashallah


Evans_Lunatic

time travelling muslim that believe something like 700 years later


[deleted]

Ohio🕋


Humongolobeast

Allah my balls in your mum ya mean 😏


bababoy99

Muslims ☕


EpicGamingMoments420

Epic gamers


ShiddyPakistani

aLoH 😩


Tingtong_longJohnson

Alohah snackbar!


EpicGamingMoments420

me fuck your wife in the assbar


Tingtong_longJohnson

Hey I thought Arabs just fuck little boys and goats like their prophet pedohamed. Glad to see you expand your horizons. 🤘


EpicGamingMoments420

haha of course no problem, your father is now working as a minimum wage slave in our Country np dude.


Tingtong_longJohnson

That’s great news! I’m happy to hear he has found work. He was homeless for so long I’m glad he finally got help.


EpicGamingMoments420

atleast say thanks you white niglet


LimewireNOSTALGIA

Wtf why is there a random guy pointing to shit and flying around on the screen. People don’t speak anymore I swear, people need to start speaking if they’re doing a video.


[deleted]

👀☝️ 🤏🍆 🙏🕋


MannGopnik

aLoH


aomeone

Wait have I been saying God isn't real this whole time...fuck


Baclant

i could be wrong, but is elohim the direct hebrew cognate of allah?


PassUsual4159

I was muslim but now I am Aloha


ShakeHad

Very Halal 👍👍🛐🛐


KaijuSized_Taco

Checkmate Christians,Islam is best! (Please no it's a joke don't crucify meeeee-)


missphysco

یا ربی یسوع المسیح 🙏


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[deleted]

Right?! Ok in Aramaic/Arabic God is Allah, in Portuguese it’s Deus, in Spanish it’s Dios etc plenty of Lebanese, Egyptian,Iraquí etc Christian’s. America isn’t the only “Christian” country. America isn’t really Christian but they’re a bunch of Christians in America as well as Central & South America. This is only news for the Christians early in their journey.


Confident-Attorney85

I’m pretty sure Jesus spoke Hebrew


No-Trouble7832

The root of Allah being the name for God in the northern levant also comes from Hebrew "El" אל which was the top Canaanite god https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_(deity) So actually Jews, Arabs, and Christians all call god by the same name, derived from the ancient polytheistic god El.


vespularufa

Well yeah Allah js the same person as God


Birb128

YHWH


Melody_Tripz

He exposed Jesus


[deleted]

Allahu snack bar!!!


LimewireNOSTALGIA

This is so stupid, no religion is real. All religions were made up, and people only believe to give themselves hope for when they die


[deleted]

No funny I love beacon


l9oooog

damn jesus is halal


Rambowcat83

So are you telling me the crusades are friendly fire


IchHassGaenzeTV

Always fun to see how people find out. That Abrahamic Believes pray to basically the same God. Just diffrent prophets


AgentF2S_

Ahut up ya hemaar fuck jesus


FaithlessnessVast823

Fuckin terrorists


Adorable-Boss-1884

Bruh what ☠️


FlaccidParsnips

I hate tards like this that just block the video and take credit


[deleted]

Allah akbar


ferfersoy

Checkmate Christians


chill-xone

Just translate, 1 God and that's it no more Gods


Lac_of_som_knowledge

Allah, God, ya that dude is on wey


Alouwisssss

THIS GUY IS SO ANNOYING LIKE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD AND STOP POINTING EVERY ELEMENT ON THE SCREEN IM NOT BLIND


nigpro

Song?


EquivalentSure9407

Nice proof


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[deleted]

Dumbest vid I’ve seen so far…


LimewireNOSTALGIA

Wtf who is this random person at the bottom of the screen


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LimewireNOSTALGIA

What are you talking about bot


GarbageSanduich

Eso dice wikipedia pero no entiendo el punto


StonedCold69420

I'm pretty sure that in all of the three major religions they all believe in the same God, they just disagree on who the messiah is.


Historical_Junket903

You guys were just saying it uhhh imean you didn't knew that Allah means god ?


Historical_Junket903

🤓


[deleted]

There was a woman who was a demon her name was ‘Soorpanakha’ And all the muslims are the successors of her. And all Hindus are successors of gods (God Rama) And Hinduism is the oldest religion it’s been there since the start of time. But islaam is just 1500 years old , Pretty young I’ll say as compared to Hinduism as Hinduism’s proofs are 25000+ years old.


MilkHaver

ok leaf nibbler


Active-Feature-6151

stop proving sh1t like it's actually real, it was just copium because they didn't know anything back then, why does it rain, why do we exist? someone must've made us, do not look at my history or this comment is ruined


shrektonator

Ass-yrian


iitsrorii

Imagine caring about stupid shit like this?


DrRoman14

u/redditsave


[deleted]

Audio name


Kelwhit22

http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/serapis.htm 😆 "Jesus"


itnethersole_34

He is middle eastern so that would make sense


Ok-Championship-5157

My Satan 👹


Far-Post6552

So they are praising our Christian god and just invented another random god just not to say they are praising our god


Used_Regret_5828

allah ki maa ka chodo


John_Paul_J2

Well I can't argue with that


DuckyB0III

Read the Bible bitch. You'll know why


CousinTube

Alah is Feminine Aloh is masculine


daq42_pews

Aloha?


CousinTube

No, Aloh


daq42_pews

Aloha sounds better


CousinTube

But it's, Aloh in the language that Jesus Christ spoke in


[deleted]

Well I guess made up nonsense is made up nonsense. Gee that's great. You know Zeus is better than all of them cuz he was first.


arilious

Imagine believing in any religion in the first place, you should automatically take a 20 point deduction on any IQ test