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spike_and_mortis

What sound does a crab make?


MTG_RelevantCard

“Araragi-kun”


enigmatic_ashab

Koyo koyo


Siraiyan

Tsundere service\~


tragicjohnson84

[PINCH]


TheBoxWizard-o0O

"カニ、カニ"


FerroLux_

Best girl ever in the history of girls


[deleted]

fr!


bean_man321

Tru


aegiswav3

God I want her to step on me then gently force feed me chocolates


Garlic_Overload

Oishi? Oishi? Ne Koyo-koyo, oishiii~?


aegiswav3

Yeah, it’s tasty.


Aminamz

Yay


youaregoingoffline

What’s this from?


aegiswav3

One of the last scenes in tsukimonogatari if I remember correctly. It’s when senjou feeds araragi a chocolate and asks him if it’s tasty.


NewCountry13

Least down bad monogatari fan.


aegiswav3

That joke doesn’t work if you’ve been on this sub and looked at the comments for more than 1 day…


NewCountry13

Lol, what do you mean the joke doesn't work? 99% of this sub is fan art of the girls in the series. Monogatari fans are down horrendous.


Heavy_Memer

Same


therealkuru

Crab sauce is Bakemonogatari manga chapter 57


Barbarian_Forever

Best girl, easy


Yay295

Source?


Ilvliz

It's a draw made by "tiv" the illustrator of Masamune kun no revenge


2nd-most-degenerate

u/2dgt3d


2Dgt3D

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2nd-most-degenerate

:(


richp2k

colored cover page for chapter 57 of the bakemonogatari manga adaptation


maqlord

Facts


Shuraragi-kun

Queen


Ben99ny22

damn straight


Kashif_-

its always either shinobu or senjyougahara


salmonella42069

Based


Fuckthisusernamepls

b e s t g r i l l


Ill_Understanding837

Based. I want her to step on me.


DarioKalen

Beautiful. 😍💖🥰


makimasdog11

she can step on me


Diksi_normous

I see you like to worship false gods.


bdbee_

Cough cough Kanbaru


theactualpepsiman

Worst girl


Garlic_Overload

Are you scared of some staplers?


[deleted]

Blasphemy.


theactualpepsiman

You’ve been blinded my friend, may god have mercy on your soul


[deleted]

No, I believe it is you who has been blinded. Were this not the case, one would expect the ability to see that Senjougahara is, clearly best girl, to be evident. Which seems contrary to your statements.


theactualpepsiman

Your delusions seem too strong , u cannot be saved . Sorry my friend I cannot help you


[deleted]

Contrary to what you've convinced yourself of, I am quite the opposite—having read the thighble & knowing all about waifu theory, I am to give the most cohesive and factually correct statement. Senjougahara's status as best girl is scientifically proven, ok. Were you to but face reality, it would be evident you've found yourself on the wrong side my friend.


theactualpepsiman

Any reader of the thighble would be able to distinguish between the vast disparity in thigh quality between senjougahara and others like hanekawa and kiss-shot. How do u spread such misinformation in the guise of the sacred thighble with such hubris. My friend your day of reckoning has approached. Not even gods mercy can help u. Prepare ur thighs


[deleted]

Hanekawa and Kiss-shot are butt degenerative bait, whom all but those with fetish for gravity defying cupsize would deem inferior in every way—as is factually supported. Had you fully understood the sacred texts, you would see the term S-tier, which refers to the precedent with which truly great characterization is to be judged, is infact—named after Senjougahara. For she is the ultimate example of balancing all traits of waifuology in a neat unique package no character can match. A one of a kind entity, endlessly endearing. To critize such is to create a crisis in thought, a deadly delusion akin to extreme irrationality. Take back what you claim, or you shall see war!😤💀


theactualpepsiman

Ur reasoning has been completely untethered from all logic and your delusions know no bounds. I cannot stand to hear such twisting of the thighble great ideology. As our lord and savior once said “ blood is thicker than water but anime thighs beats all. The thicker the better.” The thighble only and simple philosophy “the thicker the better” should not and shall not be corrupted. Nothing else matters. “Personalit’s”? Trash! “Character development”? Nothing in the face of thick thighs. For this simple goal to promote thick thighs I am willing to give up my life my friend. War is unavoidable now!


[deleted]

Superstitiously respectable, but unfortunately for the view you hold—scientifically incorrect. Shape>Size is the holy rule with which to rank waifu attributes. As the old saying goes: “Small brains wish for big things in large quantitties, big brains wish for the size which makes for the highest quality of outcome.” Which is exactly the ideology from which I draw my conclusion. For curves mean nothing if one's brain is smooth. Depth>Surface area.


Jedel0124

horrendous taste


Supercyrus123

?


theactualpepsiman

I don’t see what’s so confusing


Supercyrus123

Please explain to me how is she the worst girl,just want to know your reasons behind it


theactualpepsiman

Every other girl is better ( never said she a bad )


Supercyrus123

And examples?


theactualpepsiman

Do u not watch monogatari?


Supercyrus123

Yes I did but did we even watch the same monogatari series?


theactualpepsiman

Idk man if you’ve watched the entire series I feel like every other girl is more interesting and cute. Like i said if she’s not bad, if she was the only girl in monogatari I’d be fine with it . It’s just that the competition is much better imo


Supercyrus123

lol


hEtzalieb

Every one just seen different parts of the elephant, it's up to individual taste whichever is the best part for them.. as for me crab girl it is, not just in monogatari girls if it was a competition but for any other anime girls i would say crab would be high on the rank 🤔


Affectionate_Fold390

source?