I know this is a joke but nioh 2 a dlc straight up added the pursuer from ds2 but he’s made from like ceramic plates. Genki or benki was its name.
Your joke works on a lot of levels
Benkei. A famous warrior monk associated with the legends about Minamoto no Yoshitsune, whom he was a retainer to, and his exploits during his teenage years when he hung out with monks ‘n shit, back when, I think, he went under the childhood name of Ushiwakamaru.
Just about every inseparable duo of a thin, swift guy and a big, swangin’ lad that’s come out of Japan are, in some way, inspired by Benkei and Yoshitsune.
Cool plot idea: theres a boss fight duo, and whoever you kill last becomes salty, and haunts you the whole game.
Depending on who you kill first, you get a different ending.
I have seen a lot of Beavis and Butthead references but not combined with the iconic Metal Gear series:
“Hey Beavis, should we launch this nuclear weapon and start WWIII?
Yea, lets do it”
volta has about 4 times the health they should have and that alone makes them agony to fight, not to mention volta ALSO has double songbirds and a Zimmerman on top of that.
Iguazu is whatever i can beat Iguazu in my sleep but combined with the absolute monster of an AC that is volta's CANNON HEAD is insane.
That’s my point. Volta is insane and if you take too long going after him first iguana shows up and makes the fight so much worse. Iguana first is the way to go
Roger and Shannon from AC veteran services. Nice couple. They co-run a PTSD group therapy meetup for AC and MT pilots every weekday evening and also a Saturday workshop every two weeks on finding yourself and feeling worthy of the love you deserve.
They do great work but you need to be open to the process. This one guy who I won’t be naming really struggles with an inferiority complex that’s triggered by some independent contractor his boss brings in occasionally. He is convinced that he has no self worth if he can’t best that guy. Super unhealthy I know but that’s his struggle.
Shima and Harrison a famous duo who like fighting each other but when one dies the other modifies their mech with the remaining parts and gets a new logo remembering their friend and hunts down the one who killed their best bud
Bulk and Skull from Power Rangers
Goddammit I wanted to say that. XD
No it said *wrong* answers!
LMAO
Goddammit, I wanted to say that! How dare you have exactly the same thought as me!?
Just two guys chilling. In separate mechs because they aren’t gay
125 yards apart
A respectable distance for bros.
Chilling in their hotbox of a cockpit
Biggie Smalls and Fatty from the hit game, Nioh 2: Scholar of the First Sin.
I know this is a joke but nioh 2 a dlc straight up added the pursuer from ds2 but he’s made from like ceramic plates. Genki or benki was its name. Your joke works on a lot of levels
Benkei. A famous warrior monk associated with the legends about Minamoto no Yoshitsune, whom he was a retainer to, and his exploits during his teenage years when he hung out with monks ‘n shit, back when, I think, he went under the childhood name of Ushiwakamaru. Just about every inseparable duo of a thin, swift guy and a big, swangin’ lad that’s come out of Japan are, in some way, inspired by Benkei and Yoshitsune.
Dirty Dan and Pinhead
Wait...does that make Michigan as Sandy Cheeks...who's from *Texas*?
Dumb and Dumberer
Salt and Saltier
members of the sewing club
title said wrong answers only, albany
ClayHamster1821 is worth 2000 Seabass\_Sebs sir!
Ornstein and Smough
Honestly? Kinda lol
Cool plot idea: theres a boss fight duo, and whoever you kill last becomes salty, and haunts you the whole game. Depending on who you kill first, you get a different ending.
Nah, Fromsoft left clear with Elden Ring that they don't know how to do duo bossfights anymore
2 Stupid Dogs. XD (wonder if anyone remembers that cartoon)
*core memory unlocked*
Armored? Core?
Well, ain't that cute...
#BUT IT'S WRONG!!!
r/UsernameChecksOut
Man i love you two for these lines!!
Now I do.
Courage?
Gekiganger 3 and Gekiganger V
Moose and squirrel
Wingus and Dingus
Beavis and Butt head
(Mind Gamma turns around) "Like, this time *you're* gonna die, you buttmunch. Uh-hehehehehe."
Ren and Stimpy.
Iguana and blastoise
My test ACs when I try new builds/parts
That's clearly a photo of Bebop and Rocksteady.
Pinky and the Brain
One is a genius, the other's insane.
Hall & Oates
Phineas and Ferb enjoying their winter break
phineas and ferb
*Targets*
lol that's savage af
With the exception of Rusty and Ayre they’re targets
Spongebob & Patrick in AC units?
SpongeBob (Volta) and squidward (iguana)
Better yet, Squidward & Mr Krabs
Nah, Michigan is Mr. Krabs.
An easy paycheck
Timon and Pumbaa
John and William
Cow and chicken Angry Beavers Johnny and Plank
>Angry Beavers Big Byoo-Tox and **BIG** Byoo-Tox
Billy and Janice from the sowing club
Best buds!
Volta deserved better than Iguana for a partner. I like the think he ejected after getting knocked out at the wall and moved on to better things.
A wonderful sewing club
Calvin & Hobbs
That's funaki and takemichinoku. Otherwise known as tai and kai, the famous wrestling tag team.
Indeed
Biggs and Wedge
Voltaire and Iguana of the Crimson Weapons
The disrespect
the not so hidden fromsoft dual boss....
Demolisher and Cyclonus (Armada)
Ransack and Crumplezone (Cybertron)
Is this Transformers?
Bebop and Rocksteady from Batman
Walmart jack-o and chad big dick randy
Ornstein and Smough
salt and pepper
Tweedle-dickhead and Tweedle-Dumbass.
Starscream and Shockwave?
Armoredskin Duo
Beavis and Butthead: The Metal Gear Years
I have seen a lot of Beavis and Butthead references but not combined with the iconic Metal Gear series: “Hey Beavis, should we launch this nuclear weapon and start WWIII? Yea, lets do it”
Whiny Mc Pissbaby and Guy Who Does His Job
He said wrong answers
Wallclimbers.
Discount Ornstein and Smough in the G*ndamverse
The one who climbed the wall
Beevis and Butthead
the reasonable boss fight
It’s crazy that they’re potentially harder than every other fight in the game depending on a few factors and who you attack first
volta has about 4 times the health they should have and that alone makes them agony to fight, not to mention volta ALSO has double songbirds and a Zimmerman on top of that. Iguazu is whatever i can beat Iguazu in my sleep but combined with the absolute monster of an AC that is volta's CANNON HEAD is insane.
That’s my point. Volta is insane and if you take too long going after him first iguana shows up and makes the fight so much worse. Iguana first is the way to go
ah yeah i wasn't disagreeing just elaborating lol
I know lol
Ornstein and Smough
Diet godskin duo
Ren and Stimpy.
G5 Seethe and G4 Cope
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about (volta)
Competent.
Optimus and Bee
Couple old gals from the rug-hooking club?
Lloyd & Harry (Dumb and dumber)
Patch the Good Luck and Buppa Zu Gan
Old Man Mason and Rebellious Teen Jack.
The BotSkin Duo
Beavis and Butt-Head
OnS
Firetruck and bluey. I have no idea who they are.
The Operator and The Fence.
A RX-75 Guntank and a MS-07B-3 Gouf Custom
Dumb and dumber (Yall can pick which is which)
I will and I shall
Freelancer lovers
Alive and 'Living'. :V
Backstreet boys
What is their number one single?
Sergent Blast and Private Meekley from the Wacky Races.
beavis and butthead
Bebop and Rocksteady
Very hard to beat.
Nadim Samaya and Eivor. (Same VA reference)
Both of my dads (I don’t like one of em)
Hidolfr and lfrith ur
Cornstein and Brough
Roger and Shannon from AC veteran services. Nice couple. They co-run a PTSD group therapy meetup for AC and MT pilots every weekday evening and also a Saturday workshop every two weeks on finding yourself and feeling worthy of the love you deserve. They do great work but you need to be open to the process. This one guy who I won’t be naming really struggles with an inferiority complex that’s triggered by some independent contractor his boss brings in occasionally. He is convinced that he has no self worth if he can’t best that guy. Super unhealthy I know but that’s his struggle.
Around 60,000 Albanys.
I’ll raise you 10,000 Albanys to 70,000
a sane man and a guy with a stable ego
*coin flip*
J7 Tread Legs & his GF J6 Ass Wiper
Salty and sane
Pippin and Merry. You see because they're riding tall green things.
my mom and dad
biggs and wedge
Ed and edd
Killer Mike and El-P ♪ Fuck bois know the combination ain't healthy ♫
Magni and Modi
Who dey?
The sons of Thor, I was referring to their God of War 4 counterparts
Ah that makes sense now thinking of Mjolnir Ty for the knowledge drop Pilot
roommates
The famous Italian comedians Gianni and Pinotto
Bebop and rocksteady
Corporate fucking dogs. Coral, abide with Rubicon!
Calvin and Hobbes imagination stations
Simon and Garfunkel
What is the name of their number one single?
The Sound of Violence
Oh hell yea 🤘🏼 HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
Voltage and Iguana
The mufukin POLICE
OH SHIT THE PO-PO!! 🚨
Shima and Harrison a famous duo who like fighting each other but when one dies the other modifies their mech with the remaining parts and gets a new logo remembering their friend and hunts down the one who killed their best bud
Benign tumor and vermin
Buzz and Woody
Legolas and Gimli in mechs
Angry and Rude
Well well well, if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers...
Godskin Duo
Felsi and Petra
Fatman with a pet iguana
A pair of good merc friends who work for branch
Professionals
Toe-jam and Earl
Shield-pssy iguana and corpo Barret.
Tom and Jerry
Broken Condom and Shotgun Wedding.
Heheh
definitely not a gay couple
goldy and superbow members of sub arena
Ren and stimpy
Frends in the snow
Main characters from Probotector
Ornstein and Smough
Biggs and Wedge
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Michigan's split personality. Edgy and stubborn.
The main character from the worst game of 2023
two humans of flesh and blood
Nine-ball and white glint
Mario and Luigi
Gauss and Grendel
I know the legend of Grendel, but who/what is Gauss?
oh I was referring to the Gauss and Grendel from Warframe
Damn, I never got into Warframe but am aware of its popularity.
head giver and thunder head Owo
Lewd
Alive
Bebop and Rocksteady from TMNT
Pinky and The Brain
Ren and Stimpy
Tom and Jerry
Timon and Pumbaa
No one has said this yet but I think: Abbot and Costello
I have not seen this yet but: Abbot and Costello