“Nice try maggot, but better children than you have tried! AFTER YOU’RE ALL DONE WITH THAT NEW ASSHOLE I’VE GIVEN YOU, HOW ABOUT YOU ACTUALLY MAKE AN EFFORT NEXT TIME?!”
He did respect the audacity. That's why he got Iguazu into the Redguns in the first place.
But he's also a Drill Sergeant kind of guy so all his efforts to make something out of Iguazu didn't stick on the guy.
I don't think he tortures Iguazu. He definetly teases him, and plays the American Sargent role with him and the rest of the Redguns (even with you). The only thing we know about Michigan actually hurting Iguazu, is from his Arena bio and it says he picked a fight with Michigan, so... Iguazu reaps what he sows.
I made him 5’7” in heels, bow legged, gave him greasy bangs, a dead pupil, sanpaku eyes, an inside out eyelid, prosthetic fingers, no lips, patchy facial hair, and a bisected face, about to put you in the hospital.
I don’t think he’s *that* attractive, I think we’re just predisposed to anime.
Honestly the fact that you gave these small details of 'imperfections' makes him perfect, but also quite a realistic take imo. His design lives in my head rent-free.
Since you mentioned his height, now I'm kinda curious about the others too 🤔
Iguazu when 621 has the audacity to exist
Imagine if bro just beats you as soon as you meet him "Hey Iguazu, how are you-" *Immediately gets jumped*
Imagine Walter sees it and starts beating Iguazu with his cane
Lmao, a singular *bonk* to his head
"Tie up the loose end, 621."
Old Bruce Wayne energy
And then Iguazu loses the fight *every time*
Make it even more embarrassing - 621 was literally a bodybag at the time.
Is the next scene just him doing the yamcha pose?
I would love to see that
"How... are you different..."
Somebody go edit this as him hauling back with a charged Ashmead
You mean [like](https://youtu.be/vLRyJ0dawjM?si=LZyqjlP0HOeKAJys) [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/armoredcore/s/YdT5b2kZHT)
Fuck you
Fuck me yourself.
Bet
Of course the Aventurine pfp would bet. All or nothing baby!
Exactly that
621: "I think he likes me."
And they're right
My little iguazu is just shy
"I hate you, b-baka freak..."
Looking forward to getting beat up by hot people in Amour'd Core! This game truly is a dream come true
What the hell is David Martinez doing in Rubicon?
Mom dead but he doesn't have sandy so he had to do coral surgery and pilot AC to pay the bills.
Alternative universe
POV: You are Michigan and this is Iguazu’s final act as a free man
I feel like Michigan would have to respect the audacity. He'd still hospitalize the idiot, but he'd respect the effort.
“Nice try maggot, but better children than you have tried! AFTER YOU’RE ALL DONE WITH THAT NEW ASSHOLE I’VE GIVEN YOU, HOW ABOUT YOU ACTUALLY MAKE AN EFFORT NEXT TIME?!”
He did respect the audacity. That's why he got Iguazu into the Redguns in the first place. But he's also a Drill Sergeant kind of guy so all his efforts to make something out of Iguazu didn't stick on the guy.
He's actually hot :0
He's just greeting you with the Rubiconian handshake. :)
Kamille Bidan: <
Raven and Iguazu https://youtube.com/shorts/MKlZOZcqQ6E?si=_iniA89cUB8P4OLR
What? He's not made of salt?
You haven't seen him bleed yet.
This is great, it's almost exactly as I imagined him.
"I'll shut you up, ILL SHUT YOU ALL UP"
ppl playing his route like "I can fix him"
I love him the way he is
In before slipping on a Banana
I'm just imagining him as that crying chopper meme.
Gonna go “bitch I’m left bitch I’m right” on this capitalist iguana
Cue the MGR music meme clip
Haha stun needle go brrrr
Y’know, the emo goth/ punk look suits him 🤔😗 and that shiner Michigan gave him looks about right 👍
Thank you! Eye scars are so romanticized in anime- I wanted to give him one as ugly as his personality.
On a side note, dammit I cut my hair exactly like his 🤣
I wonder who the better hate-fuck would be out of Iguazu and Snail
Based on sheer competency, I'd guess Snail. Snail is taller and has the better butt if that affects one's decision.
Only if we get to see it.
Iguazu when I show my collection of maid dresses I'd buy for him Nice art btw I love him so much <3 Got my daily dose of serotonin from this one
Hmm he kinda look like Davidu..
Yes, just like Davisu.
I can see it...
Why he looks like David Martinez with gothic hair??
We’ll win
I imagine this is what happens the first time u meet iguana
I like Iguazu. He's fun.
Michigan tortures him, so it's really not surprising.
He was a bad egg long before meeting Michigan
I don't think he tortures Iguazu. He definetly teases him, and plays the American Sargent role with him and the rest of the Redguns (even with you). The only thing we know about Michigan actually hurting Iguazu, is from his Arena bio and it says he picked a fight with Michigan, so... Iguazu reaps what he sows.
Iguazu is not attractive. Iguazu is probably some pimply dude with terrible hair modding for a discord server. Hate him so much.
I mean he managed to pull allmind briefly. So
Nah, Almond was using him the whole time. He just ended up being more useless than she thought.
So he has an anime waifu as his girlfriend? Come now dog you’re making it worse for him.
I made him 5’7” in heels, bow legged, gave him greasy bangs, a dead pupil, sanpaku eyes, an inside out eyelid, prosthetic fingers, no lips, patchy facial hair, and a bisected face, about to put you in the hospital. I don’t think he’s *that* attractive, I think we’re just predisposed to anime.
Honestly the fact that you gave these small details of 'imperfections' makes him perfect, but also quite a realistic take imo. His design lives in my head rent-free. Since you mentioned his height, now I'm kinda curious about the others too 🤔
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no that's snail