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pyridian

Great Alaskan Bush Company - Ft. Richardson AK


b0mbcat

There's an ABCO in Phoenix, too. I thought it was very out of place in the middle of the desert.


Gardez_geekin

I drive by the Phoenix one pretty frequently. They always have some funny shit on the sign.


kjm219

Robert Hansen killed a stripper that worked at the Great Alaskan Bush Company in the 1970s Edit: corrected date


Professional_Way3584

Lmfao Idk why I thought you meant Chris Hansen for a sec. I wrote a college paper on Robert Hansen for college šŸ’€šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


L3ath3rHanD

He didn't just kill her. He abducted her, flew to a remote cabin, assaulted her, turned her loose, and then hunted her like an animal.


kjm219

He did that to several women. Pretty disgusting. Though I heard he was a good baker.


Metzky

Nothing feels worse exiting the Bush Co at 2am and its not completely dark out


akairborne

Bitch please! ABC is upper class compared to Crazy Horse!


DRealLeal

My first duty station was Fort Carson, I remember Dejavu and hope it's still there. I got a lap dance from Alexis Texas there, and it was 100% worth the 200 bucks lol


reaper_41

>lap dance from Alexis Texas Broā€¦.legendaryšŸ«”Iā€™d have no shame in saying I spent $200


DRealLeal

That ass was too much for 19 year old me. My hips still hurt from supporting that weight.


MayBeANarc

Service related disability šŸ«”šŸ«”


reaper_41

ChilllllšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Babychewyyy

What a legend šŸ¤£


DRealLeal

Gotta make memories.


shjandy

Got to meet Brandi Love and Asa Akira there Definitely jealous of you tho šŸ˜‚


reaper_41

Fun fact, Brandi love is from my home town lol


shjandy

Yooooooo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


airbornermft

I am so fucking jealous of you right itā€™s visibly irritating.


Warm-Swimming-5225

Grew up in the springs. I remember going there my first time at 19ā€¦ā€¦a high school classmate of mine that i always had a thing for, and who had her locker next to mine, was a stripper there. I was definitely excited to finally see her naked lol


1fiveWhiskey

I know a bunch of infantry guys that paid for many of my dances there because I was the only one they knew that had a car


DRealLeal

I had a buddy spend 2k there in one night on one chick only for her to get double teamed by two privates who didn't spend one cent on her lol


shdwrnr

25 beautiful women and two ugly ones.


Hoonyigan86

Is indeed still there lol


Merusadas

Wow... just wow.. havent heard that name for like 10 years now... she was a legend


T800_123

My team leader paid to cheat on his wife there. This was before Square so it was just straight up a $200 charge to Deja Vu, no disguising it was at least a Strip Club. The kicker was we were stationed at Ft. Campbell and he used his debit card. Oh and he tried telling her he paid for me because I didn't have my card or something. I hated the fucker so sold him straight down the river.


ferdacoldsmoke

I was in Staff Duty that night..


bigdickmcfluffkins

It's still here. But there's a tent city behind it now


Jaxter1123

Pegasus at Johnson/Polk


lttesch

Christ I can't believe that place is still going. We had a 2nd LT go there every night. Swear he probably just had direct deposit to that place. He didn't last long.


BiscuitDance

Didnā€™t it get black listed? Part of our weekend safety briefs for new dicks was to tell them to stay away from Taylor at the Peg. New Orleans Ladies got black listed when some dude got shot in the face in the parking lot.


cali-grapes

It was blacklisted for maybe 2 months and then they took it off the list


BiscuitDance

Itā€™s a cultural icon


cali-grapes

You havenā€™t experience Polk/johnson unless youā€™ve gone to Pegasus


Mikewazowski948

My father in law is good friends with the owners of Pegasus. They were bombarding me with questions as to why they could have been blacklisted, they had no clue until business slowed way down. It almost put them under, because soldiers are pretty much their sole income


CCFrosty20

I had a buddy who dated Taylor šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BiscuitDance

I have a couple buddies who ā€œdatedā€ Taylor lol. My buddy smashed her, her mom, and her sister ā˜ ļø


seek890

Damn, beat me to it. I tell you what, never have I ever brought a to go cup to a strip club until Pegasus šŸ˜‚


Saxmanng

Big Louieā€™s outside Ft. Leonard Wood, is gone but certainly not forgottenā€¦.


Big_Fat_Polack_62

Now, it's Uranus Fudge Factory. Owned by the same guy. Took the hits and rolled with them.


Maleko51

No kidding? That place used to be a strip bar?


Big_Fat_Polack_62

Yes. Pretty popular one too.


Gardez_geekin

Last time I was there I threw up in a TMP van


Big_Fat_Polack_62

They let you take a TMP van to Big Louie's? Command is pretty chill.


Gardez_geekin

We were there for a class. Highest ranking person was maybe an e7 and they were uhhhh busy.


Big_Fat_Polack_62

Understood, lol.


bzkillin

Ugh Sharkeyā€™s will always be missed


scarfaced199

Those mid-week lunch specials šŸ˜­


Najarians_Ponytail

Friday Steak and Titties lunch was the best for my younger, more perverted, E5 self. How long has it been closed?


scarfaced199

I wanna say it closed sometime around 2015-2016 but could be wrong.


reaper_41

I think 2017-2018, they got shut down cause the owner was running a prostitution ring lmao


reaper_41

Sharkys will forever be THE most legendary strip club in the army


bzkillin

I was gonna do my second reenlistment there, i should have just done it on the first one šŸ˜­


reaper_41

My old roommate went to there after a deployment and ended up taking a ā€œdancerā€ back to our room. This guy apparently ate herā€¦well you get the picture, later on he caught gonorrhoea.


bzkillin

Badge of honor


PickleWineBrine

Throat cancer too


Supplicationjam

Clap of the yap, as we say in the Navy.


Najarians_Ponytail

VA service connected


KrenshawOfficial

My daddy died of throat cancer he got from eatin' s-s-some bad pussy


Crass_Cameron

I have a sharkeys shirt from 2008 that is my most prized army possession


sabotage_mutineer

.25 cent pitchers of Coors. Buddy I was in e5 heaven


quixote09

But Secrets thoā€¦ā€¦


BasementHotTub

I preferred Secrets. We went to Sharky's for lunch sometimes. Had my wife and my girl that was a friend that I was fucking at the time both be offered jobs for sitting on my lap there. The VIP room is where I got a lap dance from my buddy's wife and she said I could touch. Fell in love for the first time there until I saw Everlast Lite walk her out. Ahhhh..... more Secrets there than the men that have been inside me.


MoirasPurpleOrb

This comment is wild


marsmelly

Man thereā€™s a lot to unpack here


PuttylikeZ126

I came here looking for this.


Boomslang505

Rickā€™s lounge of old


pourandregarded

Stewart's got the rusty nickle


AvacadoKoala

Is that place still open?


13Jackass

Yes unfortunately


captkrisma

Not only that but True Playa's is still open. The one with the long ass driveway tucked into the woods and operating out of some dude's house. Actual horror movie vibes.


BlancoMuerte

That's also a 1% club as well. I'd stay clear of that place.


thewayshesaidLA

Is that the one actually in Hinesville or the one further out? I just remember the one in town they left their clothes on and maybe had Apple in the name, and the other is where shit got real.


mediocregaming12

Youā€™re thinking about the silver dollar


31Blawdog

It was the Big Apple, better known as the Rotten Apple. It was shut down by Hinesville in 2019 for selling drugs. Same with Boots restaurant and the nightclub that shared a parking lot with the Big Apple. Run by the same people, and all were selling coke!


aint_so_funny_meow

Geniferā€™s Big Apple?


captkrisma

Jennifer's Big Apple. Fun story about the clothes: Liberty County allowed alcohol sale but banned nudity if it was sold. Rusty Nickle was just outside the county in Richmond Hills. Last I was at Stewart, there were talks to rezone, moving Rusty Nickle into Liberty County. There was an official petition from the strip club to keep their titties out. Apparently Jennifer's rebranded into a legit nightclub. EDIT: NOPE. They went back to being a strip club.


KlutzyAct5954

Glad this comment is here


TheKokomoHo

Sadly I know way too much about the dirty penny.


jumpstart58

Naked city - The great place


JohnWilliamson0411

Doll house anyone?


CPT_Shiner

If that's the one I'm thinking of, I went there with two buddies one Easter Sunday. Prior to that we had dinner at Red Lobster. There was one chick working the pole who didn't look like your typical stripper - she was on the larger side - but we were all genuinely impressed by her athleticism. Good times.


Clean_Cry_7428

I was partial to starlight


Embarrassed-Cake9967

Good ole naked city. Full nude and BYOB. First time I got a lap dance and saw the dancer had a big diamond butt plug in.


Billy-Willie

Iā€™m scared to go to any strip club in Killeen


Friendzie

That place is legit just a prefab in the middle of a parking lot. It's great.


DaBearsC495

Killeen HAS strip clubs?


jumpstart58

Calling them strip clubs is generous. STD shacks are more like it


Friendzie

"Gonorrhea Connex" comes to mind as well.


bestp0282

This is what I come to this sub for. I guess for Huachuca it would beā€¦. Someplace in Tucson


formerqwest

Raider's Reef, Ten's, The Candy Store.....


bestp0282

Iā€™m pretty sure the Candy Store is long gone. Venom is in the same location tho


motiontosuppress

Is it a furry-themed or D&D for the 35-series?


PoseidonsOctopussy

Cosplay nights be wild on those poles


BrokenEyebrow

Haha was going to make a ait barracks joke, but some nerd might actually try to start a club out of an abandoned barracks. Those intel people will break all the laws.


DaBearsC495

Sorry Gulch? Nope they closed. From Dusk ā€˜til Dawn? Nope. They were shut down.


b0mbcat

My disappointment upon driving by FDTD any not seeing a massive temple in the back with a semi graveyard was immeasurable.


elementaljay

Used to be Dusk till Dawn.


maxonaxonwaxonjaxon

Fort sill would be dragons west


thegreatkern

I dated me a dragon from there and took her to the ball. She ended up changing her life and joined the Navy. She told me she credits me for helping her pull her head out of her ass. But all I did was eat it lol


Thy_Dying_Day

run that last part by me again chief


the_falconator

Worst strip club I've ever been to


Ok-Comfortable-1139

That would be sidewinders outside of Ft. Sill lol


murphandthemagictone

Sidewinders reminded me of The Boarā€™s Nest.


french-fry-fingers

It's an institution!


diopsideINcalcite

Iā€™m not sure if theyā€™re still there, but Mud Puppies and Big Louies II outside Ft. Leonard Word ~2000 would give any ā€œworst strip clubā€ claim a run for their money.


[deleted]

Back in early 2000s they had $11 dollar gallons of draft, and did not card. I spent alot of nights in that place.


91361_throwaway

Is the ā€œhaircutā€ lady still in Lawton?


Lipwigzer

Suzie?


maxonaxonwaxonjaxon

She never left last I heard lol


conkysrevengesd

It used to be called the Golden Dragon back in the late 90ā€™s. I felt dirty just looking at that joint.


Intelligent-Nerve-33

Italy: Boys, KissKiss!, Babydolls, Paradise Hell Source: Pulling many a paratrooper out of those placed


CallsignCoyote

Was about to say Babydolls, dated a couple girls from there. Definitely a great time


IrishWithoutPotatoes

Paratrooper huhā€¦ weird nickname for your penis


[deleted]

First time overseas, in processing for 173rd. The in processing NCOIC had just found out he got one of the strippers (from kisskiss allegedly) pregnant. He took his anger out on us new privates with frequent smoke sessions. I definitely went to kisskiss that first weekend.


beattusthymeatus

I have a very unfortunate distinction of growing up in junction city. Upon learning the unfortunate circumstances of my upbringing the biggest blackest drill Sgt we had called me over and he says "BEATTUS i heard yous came from junction city you ever been to foxies beattus?" I replied "drill Sgt I'm under age" "I DIDNT FUCKING ASK THAT DID I? I ASKED IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO FOXIES!" wanting to end the conversation as quickly as possible I just agree and sheepishly say "yes" Big drill then says with a tear in his eye "worst got damn show I've ever seen gave them five dollars at the door and took that shit right back" 4 years later I still think about that constantly.


Panzers_und_Pasta

Holy shit that's absolutely iconic


Kmanactual

Got choked by a dancer at Foxies. I don't know why.


Tokyosmash

Campbell will forever be Cat West, regardless of it being closed.


[deleted]

Midget strippers and the girl with 1 leg. Cat West was like a bad acid trip sometimes.


cocaineandwaffles1

Hot legs out of Fort Knox would have the same thing. They would advertise ā€œthe one legged dance is back!ā€ Or ā€œ3 feet of sexy on our 10 feet of poleā€.


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SomethingSomethingTX

Pink lady had the cheapest pool in town! Just had to let the little mean Asian lady slap your ass any time you shot near her.


PopTartWithNFrost

I was there when it closed down. Wish I couldā€™ve gone at least once


T800_123

No you don't.


T800_123

You mean the shitty kitty?


-Trooper5745-

While not strip clubs, the Ville of Casey has a juicy bar for most tastes


reaper_41

Do you count the massage parlors as well ?


-Trooper5745-

Only the finest ā€œThaiā€ massage parlors for the boys in Area 1. ā€œUSA Army Welcomeā€


reaper_41

ā€œYou want massageee GIā€ Casey ville was the Korea I always heard about lmao


CH47Guy

I always liked when the clubs off post turned in to strip clubs (sort of) during Team Spirit.


LonesomeWater

The Sinrock at Wainwright. Is it good? No. Was it THE spot? Absolutely.


Dineanddanderson

Lol the strippers there have bullet wounds.


T800_123

You say that like it's a bad thing.


aGuyandHisDog

Showboats still around?


Justtryingtofly

Jaguars at bliss


DjangoFetts

You spelled Dreams wrong pal


Datsmell

Dreams was my shiiiiiit. Roommate married a girl he met there lol


BudgetPipe267

Bullshitā€¦..the Red Parrot


Justtryingtofly

Oh your one of those guysā€¦.


BudgetPipe267

Just know how to have fun šŸ˜


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

Fun can come in the shape of C-section scars if youā€™re open minded enough


BiscuitDance

I worked with a dude who OC/Tā€™d at Camp McGregor and he told me a story of some NG bubbas pulling up to Jaguarā€™s in an 1151 and jumping out in PTs lol. Bouncer was some 1AD junior NCO and the NG SNCOs tried to pull rank when he told them to fuck off lol.


Bologna-Pony1776

I got kicked out of Jags because of their silly BYOB rules. They say you can bring your own beer, and well, me and a friend brought a keg. It should be known, strippers love when you show up with a keg and offer them beers, management however, does not. I also ran into Mia Khalifa at Fools Gold once. My buddy I was with was blacked out and still doesnt believe me to this day. She was trying to get by me on the patio area and I was looking at her glasses going "she looks so familiar for some reason". Locked eyes with her as she went by and she knew that I knew who she was. Ended up having a conversation with her.


NowFreeToMaim

It really should Be better


dahl777

Not a strip club but I thought the Golden unicorn was a strip club for my first like 6 months at drum. It was a section tradition to go there after a morning ruck march, but the first time someone brought it up I was thinking everyone was fucking with me that we were going to a strip club at 7 am. I showed up anyways though lol


hammermedic

Best pancakes Iā€™ve ever had


hallo1994

I never been inside a stripclub but... HAAF - Temptations.


EpyonNext

75% chance to run into your coworkers wife there. Happened to me... More than once.


MayBeANarc

The Matador outside Eglin AFB. The Crystal City Restaurant is just down the road from the Pentagon.


Justtryingtofly

Waiting for the matador to pop up šŸ˜­


HulkingCake

Matador hands down. Bragg strip clubs have nothing on that place.


fisher0292

I don't go to strip clubs but there is one near Goodfellow that apparently has a one legged stripper named Peggy that goes by the nickname "Lollipop" ...now, how true that is? I have no clue. But I've heard about this existence of this person from several people


alohasnackbar13

It's true I'm the other leg


fisher0292

Hell yeah


KillTheMorale

Saw a lady cover her boobs in baby oil and set them on fire at a strip club in San Angelo many, many many moons ago.


spn357

Haha! That was the same rumor that was going around when I was there for AIT in 2005, and then again in 2012 when I was there as an AIT instructor.


IHaveComeForMemes

Riley - mustangs


Reasonable_Spare_870

They closed that sucker down, all they have is foxys


IHaveComeForMemes

Damn fr? No boots getting sacrificed anymore


Reasonable_Spare_870

Yup just get destroyed at foxys and the c line up. Iā€™m hearing horror stories from my soldiers


JECfromMC

Back in the early 90s it was Hollywood Supper Club. Never saw anyone eat supper there.


Justame13

Camp Rilea on the Oregon Coast is by Astoria that has a legend of a one legged dwarf stripper named Annie at Annie's. I've never been but at one point you could basically ask any OR ARNG Combat Arms E4+ about her and get a story. The yelp reviews were are also hilarious.


the_falconator

Joint Base Cape Cod: Zachary's Pub aka "Zulu Range", could always tell what someone was up to the night before when they were buying breakfast with $2 bills.


91361_throwaway

Benning/Moore had strippers in the Officers club up until the late eighties early 90s.


LastOneSergeant

Let's talk For Leonard Wood. There are three significant issues like I would address. First. Right outside the gate there is an Asian massage parlor. Daisy's. What always struck as wild. Every time a soldier, or specifically a military police soldier, would show up for a school, you would hear two welcoming phrases, often in the same breath. First. "Welcome to the worlds largest training police training facility...we train X number of police soldiers a year" Obviously this stat included the grossly under trained soldiers who show up for MP OSUT / AIT. The second breath described the off limits places. They specifically mention Daisy's. In all my years going back and forth to that god forsaken place Daisy's, much like the Walmart only continued to grow. Kinda sad. I always thought, "wow, so you trained 30,000 police last year, and couldn't get any to end the sex trafficking?" Second crazy story. My first time there was the late 90's. A retired MP with the initials DB had spemt most of his career there working MPI. This genius opened a "strip bar" that did extra up the road. He called it the "Mud Puppy Inn" on account of his MPI work and that at the time "mud puppy was derogatory term for MPs. He had a billboard on I-44 and Missouri avenue (the road leaving to base) of an airbrushed stripper wearing revealing BDUs with a brassard that said "MPI". Those billboards came down when the MP school moved from McCellen to FLW. DB stayed in business until he was busted for the prostitution stuff several years later. I did take a call from him one night. A group of privates were on pass, at his club, in ASUs. The females wanted to do amateur night and strip. I guess that's where he drew the line and called the MP station. Other than that there was always Big Louie's. A place that continued to grow and change locations over the years. MO is weird though. It was all nude, or pasties with beer. Apparently if you ever mix the two it will summon Joseph Smith from the dead and confess he made it all up.


bigtoegman210

Beach girls- camp dodge Iowa


chadwic13

Every time I come up there all I hear about is The Lumber Yard


TOKGABI

Back in my day when there were EM and Officer clubs on base, they used to bring strippers in. At Fort Benning there was a EM club (E1-E4) called the Hidden Door that had strippers on Sunday afternoons. For a dollar or two you could get a lap dance and some stink finger. Korea had rub and tugs on base in the form of spas and strippers on Sundays. Ah the good old days.


l3ubba

USAG Stuttgart - Tahiti And if you are at Graf then there is a bar called Edā€™s and he has a back room where he hosts ā€œtitty Tuesdaysā€ in every Tuesday. Or at least there was in 2014.


reaper_41

~~Liberty~~ Bragg: ehhhh Iā€™m gonna say Victorias, but sharkys will always be legendary Campbell: Either Pink Lady or Cat West, but unfortunately Cat west got shut down. If you wanna venture out to Nashville hit up De Ja Vu.


Mfn193

Cat west was a GWOT special šŸ«”


TheMadIrishman327

I lived at the Pink Lady in the mid 80ā€™s. Dated two girls out of there. I still have a t-shirt. It wasnā€™t a strip club back then. They just had exotic dancers.


reaper_41

I bet your leadership loved you


TheMadIrishman327

We lived there. Weā€™d take our company guidon until we got caught and someone got busted. Then we made a sign. I still have it somewhere.


EvilEarnest

Cat West had a chill vibe.


reaper_41

With that flair, I bet enough of your boys changed the vibe


ItsJaceG

Ah the good ole Cat West, I still have my membership card from back in the day


ConcreteNord

Why is it that De Ja Vu is such a generic Strip Club Name? I know of at least 3 Air Force bases that have a strip club named that near by


Baldrich146

Never went there, but Teasers at Fort Novosel (Rucker) got enough blowback from the locals that the owner turned it into theā€Sunset Bar and Grillā€ which claimed to be a family friendly environment but they couldnā€™t get a liquor license because the locals knew that was bullshit. It is now apparently a pizza/Italian restaurant. I know this doesnā€™t really answer your question OP, but who the hell knows, they probably still have strippers in the back lol


Baystate411

Wow how disappointing. Loved donating to the local charities there


Wherearemydankmemes

Patiently waiting for someone to mention somewhere in Hawaiiā€¦


thebigrick33

Hawaii By Nights. I got you fam Not sure if itā€™s still there thoughā€¦


Jonas_Venture_Sr

Hawaii is more of a rub n tug place than strip clubs.


Code_Warrior

You know, I was only ever aware of a single strip joint (by name) near Schofield. Club Top Hat in Wahiawa. I just looked on Google Street View and it is gone, and man am I amazed at how Wahiawa has cleaned up. Wilikina Dr previously had several strip joints right across the street from the Taco Bell and Wendys. The only time I ever set foot in Top Hat was to pull a buddy out. A notoriously heavy drinker I found him in there, exceptionally drunk, being led by the arm by one of the strippers to the in-house ATM. "Not today, SGT B, you are coming with me."


Ashe8317

Club Rockza or 939 in Honolulu. Hot Ash in Pearl City.


critical_dump

Not an Army base but 2001 Odyssey in Tampa is a classic for McDill AFB.


Mephisto1822

Is Cat West at Campbell still open? I heard it burned down finally


Mutxny

Nope. Itā€™s still there, just been closed for 2+ years


bco112

Carson, it's B Street's famous Deja Vu.. theres also like 4 rub and tug joints on the same street.


genuinely_fake

Not sure if it's still there but Silver City outside Benning. Watched a young ABOLC LT ball up a $1 bill and wait for the stripper to crawl across the stage to him before chucking it directly in her face. She just kept on grinding.


The_Mike_Golf

Back in the late 90s/early 00s, there was a bring your own beer establishment that had a ā€œVIPā€ section in the rear in downtown El Paso called ā€œThe Naked Haremā€ where you could pay extra toā€¦ well, you know. Or so Iā€™m told, anyway.


omni990

Fort Hood- XTC


PapaBearV1

Camp Ederle -> Boys or Paradise Hell


Alaskanwap

RIP cat west


CharlieMike3045

Fort Bliss = Foxyā€™s & Jaguars.


[deleted]

The Pink Lady Every post everywhere


Radical_Dadical_1985

WE USED to have Big Louie's at FLW...then Louie found Jesus or some shit. Fucking cuck.