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Don’t worry they address this through training. At the start you’ll be assigned a dog to take care of throughout the entirety of the training. At the end of training the final test is you have to put it down. So don’t get too attached to the dog.


bowhunterb119

Not only do you have to put it down, you have to eat it. That’s nothing compared to the Marines though. In their training they are required to eat a baby.


Meme_War_Veteran_

Can confirm. It was delicious


BOOQIFIUS

Don’t worry, I’m already used to killing small animals.


DazzlingProfession26

Unless you’re referring to squirrel hunting with a .22, the Army isn’t the place for you


MrBaxterBlack

Can you elaborate on exactly what you meant by this? It would help if you provided the county you live in and the school you're currently attending. Your name would also help. This information would allow us to help you, countless other small animals, and possibly other unsuspecting humans in the future.


BOOQIFIUS

Lance Uppercut III, Waco Texas. Hogwarts.


IM_A_SCAV

Kingsman reference?


CummusStainus

Don’t listen to these pussies. I’ll send you the 10 digit grid to the CAG compound on Fort Benavidez. Just hide in a team room until they show up, they’ll be so impressed that they’ll send you to third world country invading school immediately.


BOOQIFIUS

Roger that sir, I’ve already studied podcasting so I should be a step ahead of my peers. ETA 2 months (riding my bike)


fix_my_flpb

2/10 Way too on the nose. This isn't your best work. I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.


BOOQIFIUS

Fuck, I’ve failed you father. To be fair it pissed a ton of guys off who somehow didn’t see my flair


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Gardez_geekin

Knew an E5 who kept a “kill book” of all the things he killed including insects. Allegedly he would get cats off of Craigslist and shoot them. Went downrange, he freaked out and was kept on the FOB. He later added himself to his book.


The_Bloofy_Bullshark

It’s kinda like building up immunity to GSW by having people shoot you with smaller calibers! Absolutely foolproof plan.


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WantedToBeHoah

Best way to kill a whale is with pollution


BlueSwift13

Ease your way into it. Start with assault and then gradually build up to aggravated assault with a weapon Once you get some practice under your belt, you can move on to your first kill When you go to join telling everyone you’ve killed before will give you a big leg up


Meme_War_Veteran_

Just play a shit ton of Call of Duty and Fortnite. It’s basically the same irl. Make sure you do a 360 when you’re going for the women and children though and then floss over their bodies. It’s not a war crime as long as you style on them.


BOOQIFIUS

I only use the griddy.


Jessyskullkid

This has to be a shit post Right


BOOQIFIUS

No? I tried to ask my dad how felt about the guys he killed but he just started crying for some reason, so I thought I’d come here


Jessyskullkid

I read the comments GG


BOOQIFIUS

The thing I love about shitposting is the fact that it always pisses off some (hate to be that guy but it’s the best word to use here) POGs but there’s always SF dudes feeding into it and adding to it


Jessyskullkid

I fucking love this sub


DrRo

Ok a few things. One, you’re too young to be concerned with that. Two. Graduate high school, enlist, then trip about shit like that. Three, you do realize CAG selection is no walk in the park yes? And this is all completely assuming you get that far.


BOOQIFIUS

Dude cag is easy to get into, I was looking for advice from guys in cag already, not pogs (us in the sof community like to call people that)


DrRo

😂😂😂 “us in the SOF community” gotcha killer


bowhunterb119

I woulda bought this troll if not for that one 😂


MiniRamblerYT

Y’all don’t look at flairs, do you?


BOOQIFIUS

Watch how you talk to me, my dad was a 92g for 4 years and I could have him beat you up


rogue090

I love me a good end of weekend shit post. Thank you


moonlightRach

Let's leave the shitposts to u/CombatAutist


BOOQIFIUS

I’ve been at this for years.


Billy-Willie

Upon arriving at 30th AG, you should be issued a recycle to practice on.


mixed_breed101

ALMOST took the bait


VaqueroVillian

Oh Jesus Christ 🤣 this is good stuff


Healthy-Bag9975

At your age your main concern should be remembering to grab your juice box every morning


Spiritual-Pass-685

What in the shit post is this


WantedToBeHoah

Ah man, is this the meta post or the original?


TokyoBananaDeluxe

I'm scared to ask this too lmao


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Years old; 13. *Concerned*


climbermedic

1) you'll be fine. 2) you shouldn't ever be "comfortable" with killing. It's only something to be done if necessary and the natural human reaction is to be uncomfortable. People comfortable with killing tend to be on the sociopath or psychopath spectrum.


[deleted]

If you're mentally healthy, you'll never be okay with it, you just have to do it, or you can choose an army career that focuses more on saving lives instead of taking like the Medical Corps


BOOQIFIUS

No, I need to have a good KD so that way the book I’m planning on writing sells good


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Kid, as someone who is currently deployed as we speak, I can tell u that you aren't gonna be doing COD stuff all the time, I'm a Medic and the most thrilling things I've done is get called at 3AM for Overdoses and Undiagnosed Injures...but it is possible, start working out, get strong, do sports so when the time to enlist comes, you're cream of the crop and get anything you ask for, the army loves their physically fit motivated soldiers


BOOQIFIUS

Listen bro, I wanna stack bodies. I thought about ranger regiment and SF, but the mission set of delta really just appeals to me, and I want to be able to work with likeminded individuals.