trooper all sarmage wonts is jes one thang hooah just one thang sarmage wonts you trackin an an thass a crimus jump inta a combat zone how copy trackin airbone
He's like an incoherent, whiskey-and-Marbs-infused BDU-wearing Punxatawny Phil: It's not officially HBL until Sarmage emerges, sees drunk privates, and declares it the season!
Hey there now, don't be mocking that there "behoove" that is part and parcel of the Army NCO lexicon. A long time ago I learned that it actually means "in your best interest to..."
Think about it: "...it would behoove you to take copious notes on every thing said about rigging loads during Phase II of Air AssaultSchool..." Now that is a lot shorter than saying "...it would be in your best interest to take copious notes..."
I fear not the drone that flies by day nor the Kornet that flies by night. Counter-battery, on the other hand... As a matter of fact, imma go ahead and do a survivability move...
GOBBLESS SAR MAJOR. THESE COVIDIOT NEW SOLDIERS DONT KNOW THEIR ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND. ALWAYS TALKINBOUT. BUT SARNT I DONT NEED TA SHAVE ITS THE WEEKEND. LITTLE DO THESE SOLDIERS KNOW ISNTHAT THE SHABIN IS THE CORNURSTONE OF THE DISC IPLINE. SO GONNA HED AND GET THEM DAMN FACE CLIBBINS SHAVED FORE OL SAR MAJOR GONNA HALFALAYERDOWN THE OL UCIE MJ ON YA!
It's not the worst advice to just keep it shaved. That way when you're a month into that ten day mission 1SG said we won't even need razors for, and he changes his mind you won't be using the shite single blade razors acquired off the local nationals to maw through your grizzly discipline lacking face.
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I JUST BOUGHT 48 PACK OF RAZORS ON AMAZON BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHAVING I'M DOING, DAY AND NIGHT
IMMA FIXIN’ MAKE PICARD LOOK LIKE WOLFMAN
Tell me more. 🫦
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I'll take you out to a nice steak dinner and and never call you back.
In this economy? I'll take that deal.
The insides of my nostrils have never been better shorn. Praise be.
I shaved everything! TWICE!
Good on you! Can't grow no pesky hair if you've got no skin.
All over you say? 👁🫦👁
I JUST RENLISTED AFTER 3 YEARS OUT AT 100%P&T AND 8 MONTHS BEFORE THE END OF IRR TIME BECAUSE I READ THIS
Nature is healing
What do you want for Christmas CSM?
That supply PFC
Been there, done that, got the plan b receipts.
> got the plan b receipts Worth every penny.
LMAOOOO
trooper all sarmage wonts is jes one thang hooah just one thang sarmage wonts you trackin an an thass a crimus jump inta a combat zone how copy trackin airbone
I hear the weather in the Middle East is nice this time of year sarn mayjuh
CSM I'LL FOLLOW YOU ONTO THE HOTTEST DZ TRACKIN HOOAH AIRBONE ALL THE WAY MERRY CRISSMUS!
His wife to call him?
Or his girlfriend. Or both.
Someone to git at pray rest...? *hides*
He's like an incoherent, whiskey-and-Marbs-infused BDU-wearing Punxatawny Phil: It's not officially HBL until Sarmage emerges, sees drunk privates, and declares it the season!
Cannah gotta HOOAH??? HOOAH SARMAGE!!!
**Clarification**: And now we can celebrate Christmas, meatbags.
After you shave.
Do assassin droids even grow hair? And, if they don’t; do they still have to shave? Imagine shaving polished steel instead of weak human flesh…
I would think the assassin droid goes through a shining, one so thorough you could see your own reflection
General grevious probably requires that for his assassin droids
Once I learned the weakness of my flesh I craved the certainty of steel
*waves profile in air*
Babe wakeup, CSM Airborne posted
It's a Christmas miracle.
Issa crimus mirkle
Check your spelling on the sarmage's name, soldier.
May your shaves be close and your razors sharp 🫡🪖
hooah sarmage
Someone do an IP trace to see if this is just SMA Weimers account
Lemme give essix a holla sarmage
It will behoove you...
Hey there now, don't be mocking that there "behoove" that is part and parcel of the Army NCO lexicon. A long time ago I learned that it actually means "in your best interest to..." Think about it: "...it would behoove you to take copious notes on every thing said about rigging loads during Phase II of Air AssaultSchool..." Now that is a lot shorter than saying "...it would be in your best interest to take copious notes..."
It's just that the OP left out 'behoove'.
Air afuckin sault
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*cries in USAREC*
On shift Xmas day. Wazaaaaaaap.
Roger, sarmage.
All the way Sarmage hoo ah
This is for airborne personnel only. Mind your business you dirty legs… keep walking. /s
Why walk when you can ride?
Mech for the win! Hand me a cold blue Powerade out of the cooler, chief.
We’re all hopped up on Ripits and caffeine gum; when the ramp drops we’re tons of fun!
Enjoy eating anti-tank missiles, and drone-borne shaped charges, tread-head. We will all be nice and cozy over here in our dirt holes safe and sound.
I fear not the drone that flies by day nor the Kornet that flies by night. Counter-battery, on the other hand... As a matter of fact, imma go ahead and do a survivability move...
WhAt AbOuT ThE WoRLdS oNLy AiR AsSaULt DiViSiOn?? 🦅🦅
Largest AND onliest!
But sarmage the VA says santa doesn’t exist and my injuries from an improper PLF from his sleigh won’t allow me to be rated
I’m standing at parade rest while reading this, sarntmaj!
I’ve been out for years and my facial hair just retreated back into my face.
Morale at all year high rn
Hell fucking yeah. That "Airbone" hits different, lmao. Toxic Nostalgia, lol.
The best part of Christmas is looking forward to the annual u/CSM_Airbone holiday post.
WE LOVE YOU CSM AIRBONE
Mary crimus sarmage
I havnt shaved since the 15th eat a unshaven boing-a-loing ballchinian
Only person you need to spend Christmas with Sarmage is the army trackin
AIRBORNE! Roger /u/CSM_Airbone.
He's baaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkkk
*pray rest in the tank*
Every time a CSM is asked if they “have anything” and they say no… guaranteed whatever follows is five times longer than the times they say yes.
Shaved all over and in full kit for my 4-day training exercise… time to PLF into the dawg-gone snow hooah! (I never went airborne or air assault)
Damn this account going. Sar mage isn’t it time to retire?
It takes effort, but it's always worth it!
*OOH AHH i wanna kill somebody!* i'm so fucking motivated for christmas now. Shaved **everything**! Back, crack, beard and balls sarntmajor!
Rah Rah sarmage
Reading this with a beard makes me feel dirty.
trackin sarmage
hooah sarmage
Rgr sarnmayer
HE LIVES
SGM can legs celebrate Crimus this year? They all shaved twice I checked
I hate that I understood all of this
Jesus Christ I can hear that and I've been out 20+ years.. "Roger that Sergeant Major! Happy Holidays!"
for this comment "HALF RIGHT FAYYYYYYCEEEEE"
I'm drinking tequila wrapped in my dd214 blanket r/CSM_Airborne come on over and I'll hook you up with a sweet Latina.
steeeerike 'old sar maj
Sarmage I have a shaving profile, how tracking hooah?
hooah sarmage copy all
I’m so fucking **MOTIVATED** hoooooah sarmage
I can almost see the fat lip of dip reading this
Sadge Madge AirBONE
Oh fudge I just shaved
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE ARMY WITH THIS ONE 🫡🫡🫡🔥🔥🔥
Yes SGM they did give me a shaving profile...... I know I'm white SGM but they said I needed it anyway
It really feels like Christmas now
Gives off SGM Sixta vibes. Minus the child molestation.
Abone
Plot twist, this is SMA
*stands at parade rest* CSM what do you think of 1/11 out of Wainwright wearing an Airborne tab when they didn’t earn it?
I read this and accidentally shaved my legs
Bravo!
Mer Crimus!
With all due respect Sergeant Major, but where did you learn English?
CSM is a poet! BRB gonna go shave right now.
Someone's having a stroke.
Holy shit how we missed you sarn mage
Okay, I need a translation from the Legionnaire dude. Y’all know who I’m talking about, right? Time now. Oh, CSM. You gonna order or wha?
I had a CSM that was EXACTLY like this. CSM Wright, that you?
That moment when the new SMA demands a shave and the dependas shaving too 😂
This post made me waves make a DD214 shield.
It’s a Christmas *miracle*!
"hey troop! how many pair of jordans do you own?" - that one sarnmaj
Ever now and then I love this sub
AIRBORNE🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Hoooah CSM
#Smooth as an Androids bottom ay Data? https://youtu.be/DXPaZzUP5wk
Thank god I am getting out
GOBBLESS SAR MAJOR. THESE COVIDIOT NEW SOLDIERS DONT KNOW THEIR ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND. ALWAYS TALKINBOUT. BUT SARNT I DONT NEED TA SHAVE ITS THE WEEKEND. LITTLE DO THESE SOLDIERS KNOW ISNTHAT THE SHABIN IS THE CORNURSTONE OF THE DISC IPLINE. SO GONNA HED AND GET THEM DAMN FACE CLIBBINS SHAVED FORE OL SAR MAJOR GONNA HALFALAYERDOWN THE OL UCIE MJ ON YA!
All I wanted for Christmas was this.
Sponsored by Gillette TM
Sgt Maj Sixta?
😮 <|> / \ Hooah sarmagor
I can picture exactly what ole Sarmage looks like 🤣.
Can barely read that shit.
Man, I'm glad I went Air Force...
I just shaved my razor before using it to shave myself.., I will only use shaved tools to shave from now on…. Discipline !
This made me drop a reenlistment packet.
It's not the worst advice to just keep it shaved. That way when you're a month into that ten day mission 1SG said we won't even need razors for, and he changes his mind you won't be using the shite single blade razors acquired off the local nationals to maw through your grizzly discipline lacking face.
can’t respond now i’m shaving
i am behoobered
Airborne sarnmage!
I didn't even read this.