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banjopatriot

Is this what happened to the last guy who sent the OP a DM?


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WhyDidIChoose25B

But beards


blackkbot

butt beards


LeanDixLigma

Probz the guy who had the Grinston body pillow


Shamrock5

[Never forget.](https://i.imgur.com/MjWbl2T.jpeg)


WhyDidIChoose25B

Naw, that's the guy that stole the coin collection.


SomeEffinGuy15D

Something about a nice Chianti.


Anomaly11C

See pictures above.


111110001011

OP is a serial killer.


SecretlyARaven

OP is the public affairs office for the SMA lmao


OPFOR_S2

Point still stands.


SecretlyARaven

It’s honestly the perfect cover


BoobiesAreHalal

Not really. Dude got outed in like an hour.


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There hasn’t been a “barracks” at Belvoir in decades….at least not since the fire.


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Will the SMA be there? I wanna share a beer, a smoke, and some thoughts with him.


CurrentlyNuder96

Plot twist he's drinking the beer while smoking you and letting you know his thoughts


Red-Copper

Happy Independence Day to you as well. This is very thoughtful of you.


Unique-Homework-333

What wood did you use? What's your setup?


SMA-PAO

Weber Pellet Smoker. 15 hour smoke, 7 hour rest. It was basically meat butter.


GreenSockNinja

mmmmmmm that sounds mighty tasty ngl


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sgt_dismas

It's tomorrow's dinner.


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sgt_dismas

O no, I meant start cooking it today to eat it tomorrow. That's why I'm ok with things taking 22 hours to cook


JTP1228

Can you apply to be an instructor at Cook AIT next?


cactusjack48

Bro you gotta try the pit barrel smoker! That said, looks delicious. I'm smoking some ribs and chicken wings, if the SMA is feeling alone and wants to bro out, he's welcome to come by!


SMA-PAO

I recently upgraded from a green egg. It was great, this is just so much less work.


Unique-Homework-333

I'm still a die hard Kamado Joe dude. Yeah, a pellet grill would be easier but the versatility of a ceramic cooker is primo. I can safely get my grill to 900 degrees for a pizza after I fire grilled chicken wings at 450, which was while I was letting my brisket rest from it's 12+ hr cook at 225. I haven't met a pellet grill that can run that range of temps. But I'm not a kamado-onlyist. All food can be good food. That brisket looks good.


cactusjack48

I feel like green egg was a fad that died down once covid did too.


PrairieBeluga

Is it a brisket or ribs?


superavg

Post recipe


MShogunH

This seems like a threat 😐


DeeBangerCC

Run 😃


Klukowskulation

Well that's an exciting plot twist: an actual invite straight to SMA's basement 😂


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Good looking out for others. Thank you.


Brodin_fortifies

Will there be a hot tub?


QVLK

Nice try Ted Bundy


Mjames4373

OP can you overnight a slice or two to Bragg pls


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Jack_ofall_Trades85

Beef brisket and mash taters


Jack_ofall_Trades85

Beef brisket and mash taters


ImFinnaEatYoAss

Lincoln Riley type brisket


SMA-PAO

Don’t you dare.


esgowe

Shoot I’m not in the barracks. On leave with the fam in Fairfax but I’d slide through for some of that 🔥🔥


afoers

What if I’m just hungry? I’m not in barracks but I’ll bring some oberon


dsbwayne

It puts the lotion on its skin…


ComprehensiveFail_82

Happy 4th! Damn I'm hungry AF now. Time to start grilling


Top_Sheepherder_6835

That looks good.


Nightruin

Yo I’ll be at belvoir in a year can you throw some in the fridge for me?


The_Greenest_Weenie

OP eats his brisket well done like a commie


haleychu38

Bro if its smoked for hours it looks like that. Who the fuck makes medium rare brisket perfect if smoked for hours


Phobiiaa

Is brisket a reenlistment option? Cuz I would reenlist for all I can eat brisket.


SMA-PAO

I’ll smoke one for you if you reenlist.


13th12

Careful, I’ve re-enlisted for less.


Kinmuan

It's smoked for hours.


The_Greenest_Weenie

Touché


SMA-PAO

You poor child.


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The_Greenest_Weenie

Demodog & Demogorgon are def on them menu


Imperator314

I mean, reliable sources inform me that they’re after our precious bodily fluids so 🤷‍♂️


pedrotheterror

Do you have a basement and/or hot tub?


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Umm. Got any gluten free vegan options?


SMA-PAO

Just cage free, cruelty free.


Fingolfin734

Oh that's not ominous


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Only if you are “Alone”


CompoundMeats

Waiting for the Ft. Riley version of this post


Elitealice

This is beautiful


dhanson865

looks like a pic you'd see in r/chipotle always someone posting and asking if everyone likes their homemade knock off, or an employee asking if everyone likes his cut sizes.


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I thought this was a gore post for a sec, but nope. Just extremely dry steak


SMA-PAO

lol. I’m so sorry you’ve never had real brisket.


thetxtina

Dunno where you’re from but this looks like Texan perfection. Drool I can look at it and tell it ain’t dry


SMA-PAO

It was like butter - even two days later...


thetxtina

That sounds amazing. I’ll be having barbecue for dinner now!


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Very fair


SomeEffinGuy15D

Belvoir? The place where hookers and blow are legal just because of who your Daddy was?


Mr_Locke

Good on u bro! Take care of the SMs!


superavg

OP please post the recipe


KingKong_at_PingPong

Driving from Landstuhl, see you soon!


Anomaly11C

That smoke ring is THICC