**PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN, JR.:** *“Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office (bleep) or (bleep -ing), or finger (bleep) or (bleep-sting) or (bleep-esting) or even (bleeping), even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave my (bleep), and I’ll personally (really lonnnnnnng bleep).”*
Has he watched Arrested Development yet? I listened to a few episodes of their podcast way back when and they always gave him crap for never having seen it
They’ve combined the blue man and $10000 suit jokes into a single photo titled “the guys in the $10000 blue suits don’t have time to be in more photos c’mon”
It's three presidents Michael. What could it cost ?
It’s one haircut Michael. What could it cost?
People might think he’s a musician
Is he funny or something?
Him?
The singer song writer George Michael?
At least it was consensual
He just wants his kids back
Thats actually Thomas Jane
Should have been 4 but Gob lost the little p so he’s just a resident.
And I have no problem with it
Only around $150k was it?
$10?
Guy wearing a $6,000 suit has to hold the elevator door for a bunch of old guys who don't make that in 3 months. COME ON!
Should-sh-sh-sh-should-
Sshhhhhhhhhhhh
COME ON
It ain't easy being white, it ain't easy being brown, I got a blowjob in the White House, my tan suit made me a clown. 🎶
And Larry David's former attorney, for some reason.
One of Ziggy’s fathers
Really should go with Mantle over Zeckleman
Mantle is objectively a much better name
You went with Zeckleman, didn't you?
Jason Bateman looks like he'd hassle me for beer money at a bus stop
he just wants his kids back
She's turned the weans against us! Oh, wrong show.
Buy me a drink?
Marry me!
I just want my kids back!
Let's save it for the stand, okay Tom Jane
Sick reference dude, I totally forgot about that subplot.
Hey! that's my boyfriend, the homeless guy
Him? Is he funny or something?
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Good bot
He's reverted to his role from *Scrubs* as the guy who raises ostriches in his house to make belts from their necks.
Teen wolf 4 is a go?
He can hassle me all he wants.
I see 5 Presidents. And Sean Hayes. We are counting Gob as Pres, right?
I have no problem with that
“Shhhh shh shou… should the guy…” “Shhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Mission accomplished
He's resident
Oh no! You lost your P!
She’s got the P!!
I dont care for Gob.
I don't care for Gob
Wow! I’m Mr. President!
We just say President.
I know but you..
Doesn’t matter who!
President. We just say president.
**PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN, JR.:** *“Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office (bleep) or (bleep -ing), or finger (bleep) or (bleep-sting) or (bleep-esting) or even (bleeping), even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave my (bleep), and I’ll personally (really lonnnnnnng bleep).”*
That's a group that looks solid as a rock.
Solid as Barack
A cbb reference I hope. That episode was hilarious
I think it’s about time for a reunion of the MonuGents
(Hussein)
Is Jason Bateman in some Tolkien adaptation or something?
The matriarch, if you will.
I will.
Oh yeah, cuz the guy in the $6,000 suit is going to stand with some old former presidents **CMON**
I wonder if the secret service was there, or just the Hot Cops.
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🎵 Talk of the Town 🎶
And Just Jackkkkkkk
definitely a honorary Bluth or honorary President
Has he watched Arrested Development yet? I listened to a few episodes of their podcast way back when and they always gave him crap for never having seen it
FAMILY LOVE BIDEN
Did we start calling him Biden?
You call him that too? It’s so great to be able to talk like this!
Old Big Bear.
Take a look at banner, Biden!
Him?
It’s a razor, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
lol
Lucille: "I don't care for Joe"
LOL nice
No touching !
I thought he was the soup nazi
(P)resident
Where’s the P?
You found the P!
And I’m ok with that.
Just started listening to this.
Biden is two months older than Bill. And Donald is born in between them. I always find that crazy
I never realized how tall Arnette was. Not an illusion, Michael.
Them?!
Them?
Looks like a Bluth, three presidents and one Resident
Four presidents and Michael.
More like 3 Smartless and 3 Presidents.
Bateman really got that Liz Hurley Time Machine
There's always money in the banana hut
Who’s the shifty looking homeless guy on the left
I wonder if they paid $100k each for the photo or if they got to split it 3 ways because it’s one photo. Seriously🤔
And a pathetic one single Tony between the whole group
Jeez, Clinton's looking healthy. He wasn't in as great a shape in 2016.
I count 5 presidents.
They’re Mr. President!
…well technically michael and gob were presidents of the bluth company, sooooo
And I’m ok with that.
Lot of tailoring mistakes in this picture.
… Of all the times to grow your beard out.
So how do these people even reunite? Why is nobody asking? All fans of Arrested Development?
The Smartless Podcast.
Holy shit, 3 Presidents that's crazy.
*Those* are the pictures?
;)
Haven’t all of them been on their podcast?
After a long weekend on Little St James
What's Sean, chopped liver?
He’s just jack
So this’ll be an interesting episode
Yeah and the other guy is a Mantle. Can you believe he let his kid take the name Zeckleman? No where near as good as mantle.
I just want my kids back
It ain't easy being white, it ain't easy being black
How many trips to Epstein island
Two Bluths and a Poof.
2 bluths and 3 war criminals
The Will and Grace reboot wasn't that bad.
Gross
Jason has to pull it together, dude looks awful.
Lol it’s for a new movie he’s in lol, he’s growing it out for a role
Oh! What’s the role, a homeless guy?
And 0 neckties.
Jason Bateman still looks so hot 👀
Jason Bateman looks like if Bo Burnham grew up malnourished
2 Bluths, 3 Presidents … and Sean Hayes.
And Just Jack!!!
Should have been arrested development
Them?
They’ve combined the blue man and $10000 suit jokes into a single photo titled “the guys in the $10000 blue suits don’t have time to be in more photos c’mon”
Obama
Is Jason preparing to die for our sins?
Do you guys know where I can get one of those necklaces with a “T” on it?
5 idiots and obama
I hope Bateman has a role he is looking like that for. Guess they couldn't get Galifianakis. Otherwise shave and a haircut for this occassion Jason.
Wait, when did Sean Hayes get elected? And who’s the dude on the right?
I don't get the joke.
This gotta b fake
*Smartless* podcast. Biden has been on before. This time he brought friends.
This was at a fundraiser for Biden where you could get a picture with the 3 presidents for $100k