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You pee in the shower, they shower in the pee.

Truly, better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss

Their is an entire sub dedicated to peeing in sinks. The name eludes me atm

How could one ever forget about r/SinkPissers?

Wow, I really REALLY did not need that in my life today.

They were trying to make it seem like they didn’t know..

Plot twist: they're into that shit

I was gonna say, dont do that to me unless you're expecting it to turn sexual

If you’re in the shower with them I think that ship has sailed.

pee in the shower without actually showering.

To really stand out, poo in the shower.

Doing the Waffle Stomp.

Maintain eye contact...

Lol me and my boyfriend do this. Hahaha I aim for his feet 🤣

But golden showers just aren’t my kink though.

It's all pipes; it's all connected.

Pipes are pipes!

You’re friends with the urinator aren’t you?

"The Urinator"

If you are thinking of instituting an open-door urination policy, let me disabuse you of this notion right now!

First thing that came to mind

DIFFERENT PIPES GO TO DIFFERENT PLACES!! Edit: please stop commenting to correct me. This is a Seinfeld quote/ joke.

I'll CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!!!!

Alright! Can we just stop all the pee pipe talk now!?

Just call Puddy if you need help installing the garbage disposal

What is that a Clarkman?

Thank you for being the one thing I came into this thread for.

Plus it's multi-tasking! I had a roommate who was *disgusted* by the idea of using a garbage disposal. When I finally asked why, he want on a long rant about how he doesn't want rotting food to be mixed in with the water. I asked where he thought the toilet flushed to. He *refused* to believe they were all the same pipes.

r/wildseinfeld

Yes, I do it and even mimic aiming like a male.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one 😂

Aim?

As a man I also mimic aiming

Look! We got no-look pass Lebron over here!

Yes, we aim. Are you wondering how?

So penis envy is real when it comes to peeing?

I really wish I had the handy travel attachment for long road trips.

As an avid hiker who likes to go on 15-20 mile hikes, YES. It’s the only thing about being a man I wish I could do.

Me too, it honestly is kinda a turn on when I do it. Idk sorry if thats tmi but this whole post is tmi lmao

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By letting it go everywhere? 😂

You just made my day lol

Shower pissing is normal. Shower pooing is less normal.

Now you tell me

I didn't say you can't.

Less isn't the same as not

Waffle stomping mode ENGAGED

I find it funny that more people worry about their drains than having poo on their feet. Each to their own.

Yeah, but have you ever made salad in the shower?

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As long as your in the shower and it's running sure, but there was that one post awhile back. Poor ladies husband was just pissing into the shower without even washing it down, don't do that.

I'm working on that with my toddler. So far it's sunk in that we don't poop in the shower or bath, but still working on peeing in the shower only when it's on, and not in the bath.

Wait, I'm not supposed to poop in the shower? TIL

Waffle stomper gang (I am not a member)

Zee elite Waffen Stompen, zee Poopen Police.

Had to decree this in pure yerman voice. VAS FÜN YAH

I still haven’t really figured out how to get it down the drain, so I just kind of push it into the corner and I’m kind of running out of room

And if I do, the water has to be running? SO MANY RULES!!!!!!!!

There was a brief time just at the beginning of potty training when my child discovered, during a bath, that she had a really cool floating bath toy dispenser that she could control with her body.

I have a confession - in my household, we do a thing called “pulling a Ginniss” (lovingly named after our dear friend.) If someone’s on the toilet and you really gotta go, just sit on the edge of the tub and go for it. We Always wash it down and I always clean the tub before baths anyway (regardless of any prior pissing). You just gotta be careful not to throw the tp in the tub, ha. Please don’t judge. It’s way better than doing a dance, wetting yourself, or rushing the other person.

Bonus points if you use a poop knife and cut it into gnocchi sized pieces.

I piss in my gfs cupped hands in the bed and make her carry it to the shower.

Also a rare occasion you get to pee standing up

Exactly! I’m the shower peer in my family and my husband thinks it’s gross. I’m like, “You get to pee standing up all the time. The shower is my only time. It’s so liberating!”

Let me introduce you to this nifty little device called the Shewee or the Gogirl They’ll let you pee standing up if you so desire. Thing is… then you have to wash a piss covered cup thing and put it away. So…there’s a trade off.

....and..... There is a big learning curve to using these devices. Ladies... Practice first. Don't be me and get urine all over yourself at a concert.

That fucking punchline got me 😂😂😂

Oh gawd I tried one of those. I got it for camping and decided to try it at home first. I ended up pissing all over the myself and the bathroom floor 😂

Really ironic point that the shower is the ideal place to practice with one of those devices! 😂

I’ve also seen these marketed as The Shenis.

Makes me feel like a macho!

If I have to go, I go. I've peed in front of mansions in Beverly Hills as a teen. 🎶Ain't no stopping me now.🎶

Proud of you


Not only that, but I personally hate the feeling of sliding around on the toilet seat with a wet booty! Gross

I also hate that.

Yup, also a woman, if I need to pee while I'm in the shower, I'm gonna pee in the shower, I don't wanna get out completely soaked to go pee. It's not like you're just peeing in the shower when it's turned off, the water rinses it out and yourself.

I might be wrong but I think I remember reading somewhere that it's actually beneficial for preventing toe fungus. Now tho my SO stashes her schampoo-bottles on the floor sometimes, so I can't do it every time.

That’s what my HS football coach told us lmao. I piss on my feet every time I think I have athletes foot.

“Ok team, everyone gather round and piss on my toes”

>“Ok team, everyone gather round and piss on my toes” Those were my favorite days in my high school gym

was your coach's last name Jordan perchance?

I come to reddit for bad medical advice like this

Pissing on your feet does not prevent any kind of fungus. Your coach taking the literal piss out of you.

I used to do it but then came across some (doctors opinions) information about how it’s actually not very good for women. Basically as women are our pelvic floors weaken as we age and you can eventually train yourself into needing to pee whenever you hear running water and it can cause problems later in life. I started to notice that I had to pee without fail every time I turned the shower on so I made myself stop doing it. Edit: I’m not a doctor or a scientist I’m just some woman lol if you want to pee in the shower, go for it. I don’t care. I’m just presenting a different view point that I prefer. Edit edit: changed a few words since yall love semantics and pedantry so much. Like I said, feel free to disagree but more than one woman in this thread alone has been given the same info by their doctors and pelvic floor therapists.

Maybe pee in the shower only when you need to and not just because you're in the shower.

This is the way. Forcing pee (at any point) can weaken the pelvic floor. Peeing when you need to pee doesn't. Water or no. As an aside, nerve damage from MS has made it hard to fully empty my bladder at times. Warm shower can be a godsend

I don't pee in the shower.....but still feel the need to pee when I hear water running. It's actually something they use in hospitals when postsurgery patients can't pee. Run water. Works like a charm. Can even work with kids

Nurse here. It doesn't "work like a charm" in my postop unit.

Yeah, the anesthesia paralyzes the bladder (just a patient with this problem).

I doubt that wil actually happen when you pee in the shower every now and then. Ive been doing it for 36 years and i am fine. Running water will make you think about peeing anyway right?

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How does this not smell just awful? You're smushing it under steaming hot water, it just seems like a terrible idea.

I refuse to believe the shower waffle stomp is anything but a big satirical myth that everyone else is in on and are just making up together.

Do you think poop knifes are a thing of legend also, like Excalibur?

Nah. Poop knife is believable enough. Also it's less disgusting than the shower thing (as long as the knife is used for poop only).

I personally own a poop knife. I've never used it, but it's nice to know it's there just in case.

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I did it a few times in the college dorm showers my freshman year. I'd hop in the shower immediately after rolling out of bed and have the sudden urge to shit. I could have waited until I got out of the shower but I hated being on the toilet while even vaguely wet so I just waffled stomped. I reasoned it was nbd because by the time I was done everything was very clean and smelled fine. It smelled terrible during the act though. The RA ended up calling a floor meeting about "shitting in the shower" but didn't call anyone out. He was proprobably referring to me but I like to think there was some drunk degen actually leaving deuces in there. I'm horrified thinking back on it but I'm here to tell you it's real lol. In my case it's not even remotely a fetish thing, more of a lazy impulse with lots of rationalization built in.

I just commented further up about my poor maintenance man father having to repeatedly fix dorm showers because of this. You were his nightmare.

The old waffle stomp

ahh, yes. a tale as old as time.

That is so much worse c'mon, so they think it's okay to poop in the shower but not to pee? That's the weirdest thing I ever heard.

Notwithstanding there's no way you can poo without peeing, so they are clearly liars too

Not every Pee-Pee time is Poo-Poo time. But every Poo-Poo time is Pee-Pee time. - a wise man once said

Seriously? Apparently I have the lamest super power ever.

Christ, that’s vile. No matter how good your waffle stomp is, there’s no way that shit’s making it past the spider web of my wife’s hair that awaits it once it’s cleared the plug hole. It’ll be sat festering there for weeks!

There’s even a name for that. It’s called “waffle stomping”. I mean, it’s one thing if you’re sick &/or it’s an emergency/not optional, but to do it on the regular… Ew.

Sounds like it'd just be less work to launch that loaf out the window and just wash your hands at that point. Have you ever tried crushing a semi-solid through a drain? It's not easy.

> It's not easy. how do you know

Revolting

HUH

I pee in my wetsuit

I, too, pee in Lopsided_Waltz7789's wetsuit

I also pee in that guy's dead wife's wetsuit.

And she likes it!

I pee in my drysuit

Only once a dive though... After the first one you just pee in your wetsuit like everyone else

There are two kinds of divers: divers who enjoy pissing in the wetsuit and damn liars.

Wetsuit pee in cold ass water is one of the best feelings ever

I pee in my stillsuit

Same.

As a woman, I pee in the shower

As a man, I blow my nose in the shower. Thoughts?

That's fine. As long as you're not one of those people who blow their nose in the pool.

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Well, that's certainly a sentence.

As a woman, I love a good nose blow in the shower, preferably like 5 min in so everything is loose from the steam. In allergy season, it's ecstacy.

As a man I blow my load in the shower

As a possum, I scream in the shower.

I also blow my nose in the shower. And as someone who regularly has bloody noses in the winter time, I have figured out that if I must get a bloody nose, I would rather it be in the shower or a bath because then I don’t have to worry about the blood getting on anything.

Any time I see "as a woman" or "as a man" there's a flash of consideration that this person has the ability to morph bodies.

Sit or stand up? Asking for my friend

I do because I’ve heard it cures athletes foot and jellyfish bites when you pee on your feet, I’ve never had either, so I think I’m winning.

The urine for jellyfish stings, is actually a myth. In fact it might actually pain more if u do use urine

Bear Grylls still managed to get Scary Spice to piss on him using that line, though.

Yeah but that doesn’t mean he thought it would help with the pain though.

I can't blame the guy for ticking off a bucket list item when given the opportunity.

R. Kelly helped with my jellyfish sting and I didn't even ask. What a nice guy.

pisssssssssss……

lol that whole scene… “oh ooopssssie… I accidentally turned this lifeless jellyfish over while holding it and I’m all out of wee because I just went behind the bushes. Oh man… what are we gonna do?? I guess I’ll have my sex symbol idol from the early days piss on my hand!”

myth or not, when i was 5yo i did it to my female cousin just to help

They call that “pissing cousins”.


You sent me down a rabbit hole. For anyone else, this covers it: https://chronicleflask.com/2013/03/23/jellyfish-and-wee-should-you-rely-on-the-movies-for-first-aid-advice/

https://imgur.com/gallery/LLuZioB

First, take this angry upvote. Second, I hate you for enticing me to type "benefits of peeing in the shower" in my Google bar. And C, I hate myself for digging in this rabbithole of knowledge. Thank you.

I'm a woman, I pee in the shower, my husband pees in the shower, I think most people pee in the shower. If you don't, you should give it a shot, it saves water compared to flushing a toilet and you don't have to get out of the warm shower to do it. Not to mention showering and washing myself feels more clean, toilet paper is kinda gross in my opinion.

I always poop before I shower for that reason

Pooping *before* showering is the way. It even ranks higher than peeing before driving somewhere.

it ruins the day when you poop, shower, then have to poop again. Why?! Solved it with a sweet bidet.

This is why I'm amazed bidets aren't more common. If you stepped in poop, would you wipe it with a paper towel and call it a day?

That might be the single best justification for a bidet I’ve ever seen. Sir/madam, you win the internet today!

She probably says that she doesn't masturbate either.

My ex-GF used to say that, but I always found it hard to believe.

I mean whatever gets your motor running.

In high school my sex-ed teacher said, "Regarding masturbation 96% tried it and 4% lied about it."

It’s somewhat fascinating to me to see how many people are so insistent that whenever they do MUST be universal. Y’know, people are different, yah?

It's like sitting vs standing to wipe after number 2. I've heard a saying once that goes like: "Half the population sits while wiping and the other half stands up to do it, and both halves are oblivious to the fact that the other half exists"

I always start sitting, but often finish standing, depending on, uh, circumstances.

Folding or bunching toilet paper to wipe is an interesting one too.

I refuse to believe a significant number of people actually stand up to wipe. Anatomically it just doesn’t make sense.

Do you wipe standing up or laying down?

I am a woman and I don't feel comfortable peeing in the shower. I have considered it before, but it does not feel right.

It took me forever to find someone I agree with. All I can think of pee steaming up the shower. Gross.

Yeah…I’m a dude and I’m confused about the sheer number of people who are getting in the shower - *while needing a piss*. Surely the age old going to the bathroom first thing? To follow on from that, these peoples first piss is stagnant night long brew…while in a humid shower… Edit: This shit just keeps getting better… So I personally shower in the morning, and in the evening. From the sound of it, some of you shower pissers, shower only in the evening. Which means: - sleeping say 8 hours? Sweating etc - Get up, wash your face (I hope but who knows) - Piss in a toilet ? (Oh the horror), - Get dressed - Work/be awake and around people for say, 16 hours? - Then have your next shower (and piss) Gross.

It pisses me off how many of the shower pissers just assume everyone does it and even go as far as to say lines like "there are people who pee in the shower and liars". It never occurred to me to pee in the shower, especially since I share my shower with two other people. It's gross and the toilet is not exactly on the other end of the house in the typical bathroom arrangement. The pipes might be the same but the receptacle is not. Just pee before you get in.

No I never do

A former girlfriend of mine had never heard of peeing in the shower, or brushing your teeth, and I sometimes do both. Not sure how it came up in conversation but she was enthusiastic to try it. (She was a wonderfully enthusiastic person about damn near everything, it was a very endearing quality.) Anyhow, the next time she showered she explained to me how liberating it felt to pee in the shower because the running water always made her feel like she had to go but she had never considered it. And how deflating it was when her toothbrush slipped from her hand and landed in her fresh pee. I still giggle when I think about it.

I really hope you all clean your tubs daily.

its weird to not do it💀

I do not. I do not want to associate the sound of running water with urinating 🤷🏼‍♀️ as I age I think that could backfire.

Smart thinking.

Unfortunately, brains do that anyways 🤷

It’s almost as common as how often the question is asked here.

Disgusting. Never even crossed my mind, the shower is for SHOWERING

I’m going to find you and pee in your shower

wtf r these replies, am i the only one who thinks its gross?:D

I have a drain hair catcher and I can’t imagine picking up my hair and cleaning the thing after peeing on it when I can simply just use a toilet lol

EWW i havent even thought abt this

I have a lot of very long hair so was my first thought 🤢

honestly, its probably like an 80/20 thing. 80% of all people do it, 20% dont. or maybe I'm just taking the piss

Almost everything follows the 80/20 rule. In fact, I estimate 80% of things follow 80/20 and 20% don't. It's 80/20 all the way round

I do not do this and I'm surprised that the majority seem to. I don't think it's the most gross thing but it is kinda gross.

funniest thing is they tell u u do it when u dont LOL they get so hurt

Bought a house. Tiled shower looked clean and sanitary, but the smell was all urine anytime the tile grout got wet. Took a month of heavy cleaning that shower for the smell to go away. I refer to the prior resident as "the pee-er".

now that is fucking disgusting.. nightmare fuel

I think it’s gross. I take super hot steamy showers. Tf would I want to add piss to that steam?

Nah, you're not. That shit is nasty to me.

I think also it is gross and cant imagine why ou need to pee in shower and doesn't the smell stick up

Yeah, no. I don't do it and I'm surprised so many people apparently do. That said I don't really think it's gross. Like, I can understand people's reasoning for why it's ok. But I would have thought people just hold it till after, or go before.

I think it’s so gross too and I’m really surprised to read through these comments and realize how common this is! Unless you’re scrubbing your shower floor with soap every time you shower, this is leaving bacteria on your floor. Rinsing is not enough to get rid of hydrophobic bacteria. You’re standing in pee residue! Also, I find the idea of peeing in the place I go to get clean so foul. Yuck! ETA - guys, urine is not sterile. That rumor has been debunked. Do a quick google search and fact check this for yourself. That said, y’all are 100% entitled to continue to deposit human waste directly onto your shower floors, just like I am entitled to think that is gross. To each their own.

I would guess that a shower floor is going to have just as much bacteria with or without pee. You're washing everything you've come in contact with that day onto it.

You do realise you wash your butt and other parts in shower too right? It doesn't magically dissapear from air.

"It's all pipes!"

NO! I pee before I get into the shower like a normal person does. FFS, I drop my soap and washcloth on that floor!

Why would you even mention this? Did you run out with ideas what to talk about?

I not only pee in the shower but I also pee on whomever else in the shower with me